Saturday pronunciation humor

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Gary G. Taylor, Apr 17, 2004.

  1. [relayed from alt.usage.english]

    One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch
    at a Washington restaurant. The attractive waitress asks
    Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl
    of oatmeal and some fruit."

    "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. Bush.
    He replies, "How about a quickie?"

    "Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude....! You're
    starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven't even been in
    office for a full term yet!"

    As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
    whispers: "It's pronounced 'quiche'."
    --
    Gary G. Taylor * Rialto, CA
    gary at donavan dot org / http:// geetee dot donavan dot org
    "The two most abundant things in the universe
    are hydrogen and stupidity." --Harlan Ellison
     
    Gary G. Taylor, Apr 17, 2004
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  2. Gary G. Taylor

    x@y Guest

    "Gary G. Taylor" <> wrote in message
    sharing a warning.

    $...
    > [relayed from alt.usage.english]
    >
    > One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch
    > at a Washington restaurant. The attractive waitress asks
    > Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl
    > of oatmeal and some fruit."
    >
    > "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. Bush.
    > He replies, "How about a quickie?"
    >
    > "Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude....! You're
    > starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven't even been in
    > office for a full term yet!"
    >
    > As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
    > whispers: "It's pronounced 'quiche'."
    > --
    > Gary G. Taylor * Rialto, CA
    > gary at donavan dot org / http:// geetee dot donavan dot org
    > "The two most abundant things in the universe
    > are hydrogen and stupidity." --Harlan Elliso



    Thanks for the warning "Gary"!
    You wont see me in Washington for a brunch,
    I think it is safer to have a quickie at home.
    x@y.
     
    x@y, Apr 17, 2004
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