Re: Woohoo, let the job offers roll in.

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by richard, Jul 8, 2010.

  1. richard

    richard Guest

    On Wed, 7 Jul 2010 19:41:51 -0500, philo wrote:

    > "Evan Platt" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >> My livescan (fingerprint and background check) just cleared. Did my
    >> initial 8 hours training for my Security Guard Certification. Next
    >> week, I'll try to go to the range, get some shooting in, then see if I
    >> can qualify for the firearms certification. :)
    >> --
    >> To reply via e-mail, remove The Obvious and .invalid from my e-mail
    >> address.

    >
    >
    > No big deal
    >
    >
    > A number of years ago the company I worked for had a contract in a nuclear
    > power plant.
    >
    > I passed the security and the psychological tests.
    >
    >
    > If I can pass, I'd expect most anyone else would pass too!


    Poor Evan. He'll go to the firing range and wind up shooting his toes off
    wtihout even getting the gun out of the holster. Like Barney Fife.

    First time I went to a firing range to qualify, I shot a 249 out of 250.
    Missed the max by a quarter inch.

    Life as a security guard is an interesting job. I got to see most all of
    the University of Cincinnati football games for free. Even did a gig where
    the rock band "The Kinks" were featured. She is one hot tall momma.

    Now really Evan, you can't find nothing better than a damn security job in
    San Francisco? What are you gonna do when they tell you, you can't bring
    the laptop and be online while on duty? Oh but I know, this is just one of
    your sick little diddys for when you have nothing else to yack about.
    richard, Jul 8, 2010
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  2. richard wrote:

    > Poor Evan. He'll go to the firing range and wind up shooting his toes off
    > wtihout even getting the gun out of the holster. Like Barney Fife.
    >
    > First time I went to a firing range to qualify, I shot a 249 out of 250.
    > Missed the max by a quarter inch.


    Wanking at a bullseye target doesn't count.


    > Life as a security guard is an interesting job. I got to see most all of
    > the University of Cincinnati football games for free. Even did a gig where
    > the rock band "The Kinks" were featured. She is one hot tall momma.


    Was that at the Ludlow Garage?

    <snip>

    n0i
    thund3rstruck, Jul 8, 2010
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  3. richard

    chuckcar Guest

    The Old Sourdough <> wrote in
    news::

    > snip
    >
    >> Poor Evan. He'll go to the firing range and wind up shooting his toes
    >> off wtihout even getting the gun out of the holster. Like Barney
    >> Fife.

    >
    > Says "Bolo" Bullis...
    >
    >> First time I went to a firing range to qualify, I shot a 249 out of
    >> 250. Missed the max by a quarter inch.

    >
    > Suuuure...
    >
    >> Life as a security guard is an interesting job.

    >
    > When you have only one functioning brain cell, finger-painting
    > is interesting.
    >
    >> I got to see most all of the University of Cincinnati football games
    >> for free. Even did a gig where the rock band "The Kinks" were
    >> featured. She is one hot tall momma.

    >
    > She? The Kinks had a woman?
    >

    Perhaps they had someone in drag when they first performed "Lola"?


    --
    (setq (chuck nil) car(chuck) )
    chuckcar, Jul 8, 2010
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