Re: USB flash drive in washing machine

Discussion in 'Computer Information' started by Kheper-hathor-ka IV, Mar 8, 2005.

  1. The PMD, <>, the motherlike, stick-on flax-wench, and lady living
    in a rural location who embroiders flowers on muslin, mooed:

    > I would physically kiss my boss's arse to get a promotion.
     
    Kheper-hathor-ka IV, Mar 8, 2005
    #1
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  2. The PMD, <>, the sternutatory, blimpish letch water, and female
    hermit, popped out:

    > WOW! Is that a UFO outside????
     
    Jij mottige ellendige albinoreetkever, Mar 8, 2005
    #2
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  3. The PMD, <>, the hung-up, chubby malignancy, and surveyor of
    nothing in particular, aspersed:

    > I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornograph.
     
    Auy-hor-khopsh IV, Mar 8, 2005
    #3
  4. The PMD, <>, the ridiculous, anus-faced fink, and
    psychotherapist's patient, mouthed:

    > my ball sack has torn
     
    Amitadjuti Ramaprasad, Mar 8, 2005
    #4
  5. The PMD, <>, the burned-out, carnivorous toilet flush, and
    preacher, babbled:

    > wat does masturbate mean?
     
    2-1-Chloro-1-Methyl-1-Cyanopropyl-Geraniol-Methane, Mar 8, 2005
    #5
  6. The PMD, <>, the putrefying, shard-borne pig, and wheat sheaf
    binder, protested:

    > CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!! ??
     
    Carlton Sebblewire-Cibbleford, Mar 8, 2005
    #6
  7. Kheper-hathor-ka IV

    Stan Dwight Guest

    The PMD, <>, the jittering, over-decorated pavement princess, and
    employee who deals in saleable rubbish, clanged:


    > for me
    > I really
    > your
    > eh?
    > you
    > your
    > own
    > :-D
    > you
    > my
    > harder
    > but
    > your
    > you're
    > for me


    Start psychological profiling

    POSTER: The PMD <>

    Statistics:
    ===========
    Approximate word count: 3
    Punctuation: 0 full stop(s)
    Punctuation: 0 comma(s)
    Punctuation: 0 exclamation mark(s) [multiples not counted]
    Punctuation: 1 question mark(s) [multiples not counted]
    Primary keywords: 0
    Secondary keywords: 3

    No primary keywords: The PMD is contradictory.
    Performing analysis on keywords:
    Secondary Keyword: "really"
    Secondary Keyword: "harder"
    Secondary Keyword: "you're"

    The PMD is prone to attempt to instill guilt by telling others how much they
    owe him and to make them suffer.

    Anticipate The PMD to exhibit secondary defense mechanisms, including
    projection, displacement, reaction formation, sublimation, and isolation.

    The PMD is predisposed to be extremely self-deceptive about his motives and
    how aggressive and/or selfish his behavior really is.

    The PMD is predisposed to hypocritically do the opposite of what he
    preaches.

    The PMD is susceptible to have alcohol addiction, or dependence.

    The PMD conforms to Paranoid personality disorder with Antisocial subtype
    tendencies.

    The PMD is likely to be employed as a farm animal castrator, or as a
    travelling merchant.

    Phrases to describe The PMD:
    Butt-fucking, maniacal, hated pygmy; grazing, camel-toed, feckless
    fraudster; greasing, olden style, bigoted fowl.

    Recommended accusations:
    Meddling and controlling; ambivalent; self-conscious.

    Motivations:
    To feel supported by others. To feel secure. To create and surround himself
    with fawning sycophants.

    Questions and expected responses for The PMD:
    Question 1: Have you ever slept with an item of clothing belonging to an ex?
    Expected Response: Evidence of propensity to display excessive dramatics,
    often with little insight.

    Question 2: Have you ever paid to download porn from the Internet?
    Expected Response: Signs of tendency to wish that he had it in him to get
    things off his chest.

    Question 3: Is your motto, 'an eye for an eye'?
    Expected Response: Highly likely to become passive and losr interest in
    things previously enjoyed.

    End psychological profiling for The PMD
     
    Stan Dwight, Mar 8, 2005
    #7
  8. Kheper-hathor-ka IV

    Peter Jensen Guest

    Peter Jensen, Mar 10, 2005
    #8
  9. Kheper-hathor-ka IV

    Electreon Guest

    Stan Dwight <-tailor-made-flatus.org> wrote in message news:<-no-brained-skunk.org>...
    > The PMD, <>, the jittering, over-decorated pavement princess, and
    > employee who deals in saleable rubbish, clanged:
    >
    >
    > > for me
    > > I really
    > > your
    > > eh?
    > > you
    > > your
    > > own
    > > :-D
    > > you
    > > my
    > > harder
    > > but
    > > your
    > > you're
    > > for me

    >
    > Start psychological profiling
    >
    > POSTER: The PMD <>
    >
    > Statistics:
    > ===========
    > Approximate word count: 3
    > Punctuation: 0 full stop(s)
    > Punctuation: 0 comma(s)
    > Punctuation: 0 exclamation mark(s) [multiples not counted]
    > Punctuation: 1 question mark(s) [multiples not counted]
    > Primary keywords: 0
    > Secondary keywords: 3
    >
    > No primary keywords: The PMD is contradictory.
    > Performing analysis on keywords:
    > Secondary Keyword: "really"
    > Secondary Keyword: "harder"
    > Secondary Keyword: "you're"
    >
    > The PMD is prone to attempt to instill guilt by telling others how much they
    > owe him and to make them suffer.
    >
    > Anticipate The PMD to exhibit secondary defense mechanisms, including
    > projection, displacement, reaction formation, sublimation, and isolation.
    >
    > The PMD is predisposed to be extremely self-deceptive about his motives and
    > how aggressive and/or selfish his behavior really is.
    >
    > The PMD is predisposed to hypocritically do the opposite of what he
    > preaches.
    >
    > The PMD is susceptible to have alcohol addiction, or dependence.
    >
    > The PMD conforms to Paranoid personality disorder with Antisocial subtype
    > tendencies.
    >
    > The PMD is likely to be employed as a farm animal castrator, or as a
    > travelling merchant.
    >
    > Phrases to describe The PMD:
    > Butt-fucking, maniacal, hated pygmy; grazing, camel-toed, feckless
    > fraudster; greasing, olden style, bigoted fowl.
    >
    > Recommended accusations:
    > Meddling and controlling; ambivalent; self-conscious.
    >
    > Motivations:
    > To feel supported by others. To feel secure. To create and surround himself
    > with fawning sycophants.
    >
    > Questions and expected responses for The PMD:
    > Question 1: Have you ever slept with an item of clothing belonging to an ex?
    > Expected Response: Evidence of propensity to display excessive dramatics,
    > often with little insight.
    >
    > Question 2: Have you ever paid to download porn from the Internet?
    > Expected Response: Signs of tendency to wish that he had it in him to get
    > things off his chest.
    >
    > Question 3: Is your motto, 'an eye for an eye'?
    > Expected Response: Highly likely to become passive and losr interest in
    > things previously enjoyed.
    >
    > End psychological profiling for The PMD



    Really?
     
    Electreon, Mar 10, 2005
    #9
  10. Kheper-hathor-ka IV

    Aquila Deus Guest

    Re: Not making progress after all meds

    The PMD <> wrote:


    > i worry about everything and anything, i get into moods where i just
    > cry because i hate the situation the world is in
     
    Aquila Deus, Mar 10, 2005
    #10
  11. Kheper-hathor-ka IV

    Aquila Deus Guest

    Re: Thin stools. Please help!

    The PMD <> wrote:


    > I'm quite comfortable wearing the same underwear three or four times
    > without washing them.
     
    Aquila Deus, Mar 10, 2005
    #11
  12. Kheper-hathor-ka IV

    Aquila Deus Guest

    Re: AM I ALONE?!?

    The PMD <> wrote:


    > my friend says that getting a hard knob is like getting cancer. is this
    > true?
     
    Aquila Deus, Mar 10, 2005
    #12
  13. Kheper-hathor-ka IV

    Aquila Deus Guest

    Re: My viagra doesn't work

    The PMD <> wrote:


    > Oh, it's just reflux, I'll grow out of it.
     
    Aquila Deus, Mar 10, 2005
    #13
  14. Kheper-hathor-ka IV

    The PMD Guest

    Re: Not making progress after all meds

    Aquila Deus wrote:

    > The PMD <> wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    >>i worry about everything and anything, i get into moods where i just
    >>cry because i hate the situation the world is in

    >
    >


    Very true... but I'm glad I didn't vote for it.


    --

    PMD

    "You play with feathers, you get your arse tickled"
     
    The PMD, Mar 10, 2005
    #14
  15. Kheper-hathor-ka IV

    The PMD Guest

    Re: Thin stools. Please help!

    Aquila Deus wrote:

    > The PMD <> wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    >>I'm quite comfortable wearing the same underwear three or four times
    >>without washing them.

    >
    >


    You know me so well, so does my undercrackers ;-)


    --

    PMD

    "You play with feathers, you get your arse tickled"
     
    The PMD, Mar 10, 2005
    #15
  16. Kheper-hathor-ka IV

    Aquila Deus Guest

    Re: My personal problems

    The PMD <> wrote:


    > Is it true that spunk contains lots of calories?
     
    Aquila Deus, Mar 10, 2005
    #16
  17. Kheper-hathor-ka IV

    Aquila Deus Guest

    Re: starting to fall for her...

    The PMD <> wrote:


    > I appreciate your replies to my previous post, your words are
    > encouraging. I am really afraid of the road ahead, and it took a lot
    > for me to just write an admission to being an alcoholic and post it.
     
    Aquila Deus, Mar 10, 2005
    #17
  18. Kheper-hathor-ka IV

    The PMD Guest

    Re: AM I ALONE?!?

    Aquila Deus wrote:

    > The PMD <> wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    >>my friend says that getting a hard knob is like getting cancer. is this
    >>true?

    >
    >


    Dunno, ask your 'little' friend who you talk about erections with.

    --

    PMD

    "You play with feathers, you get your arse tickled"
     
    The PMD, Mar 10, 2005
    #18
  19. Kheper-hathor-ka IV

    The PMD Guest

    Re: starting to fall for her...

    Aquila Deus wrote:

    > The PMD <> wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    >>I appreciate your replies to my previous post, your words are
    >>encouraging. I am really afraid of the road ahead, and it took a lot
    >>for me to just write an admission to being an alcoholic and post it.

    >
    >


    Good post, then you're on the right road to freedom ;-)


    --

    PMD

    "You play with feathers, you get your arse tickled"
     
    The PMD, Mar 10, 2005
    #19
  20. Kheper-hathor-ka IV

    Aquila Deus Guest

    Re: Done w/therapy... Zoloft is great!

    The PMD <> wrote:


    > I will be released in four weeks. They promised me.
     
    Aquila Deus, Mar 10, 2005
    #20
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