Re: unexpected job offer

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by Jtyc, May 25, 2005.

  1. Jtyc

    Jtyc Guest

    > This brings a question to mind... Is it better to get nailed to a pole, or
    > to have a pole nailed to you?


    How come nobody asks the pole this question?


    Trees have rights too!
    Jtyc, May 25, 2005
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  2. Jtyc

    CBIC Guest

    Jtyc wrote:
    >> This brings a question to mind... Is it better to get nailed to a
    >> pole, or to have a pole nailed to you?

    >
    > How come nobody asks the pole this question?
    >
    >
    > Trees have rights too!


    Someone should setup a poll on this but leaf me out of it.
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    CBIC, May 25, 2005
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  3. Jtyc

    Jtyc Guest

    > Someone should setup a poll on this but leaf me out of it.

    Oh golly. I wooden have done that if I were you.








    oh crap
    Jtyc, May 25, 2005
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  4. Jtyc

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc expostulated for all the world
    to hear;

    >> This brings a question to mind... Is it better to get nailed to a
    >> pole, or to have a pole nailed to you?

    >
    > How come nobody asks the pole this question?
    >
    >


    Dateline: Warsaw (AP)

    Vladislaw Witkowski, in an interview today, stated unequivocally that he
    was against Poles being nailed to anything.

    This clarifies previous statements by Mr. Witkowski, in whick he reportedly
    claimed to have nailed Anna Kounukova.

    Film at eleven.

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    JaR, May 25, 2005
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  5. Jtyc

    CBIC Guest

    Jtyc wrote:
    >> Someone should setup a poll on this but leaf me out of it.

    >
    > Oh golly. I wooden have done that if I were you.
    >

    I was hesitant fir a second but thought no one would pine too much over it.
    I really cedar no harm in it.
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    CBIC, May 25, 2005
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  6. Jtyc

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc expostulated for all the world to
    hear;

    >> Someone should setup a poll on this but leaf me out of it.

    >
    > Oh golly. I wooden have done that if I were you.
    >
    >


    OK, I'm board.

    --
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    JaR, May 25, 2005
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  7. Jtyc

    Neil Guest

    did you hear "Jtyc" <> say in news:uN
    $:

    >> Someone should setup a poll on this but leaf me out of it.

    >
    > Oh golly. I wooden have done that if I were you.


    Did someone just branch into a pun war?

    I'll get to the root of this...

    --
    Neil MCNGP#30

    - Change politicians and diapers often--for the same reason.
    Neil, May 25, 2005
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  8. Jtyc wrote:
    >> Someone should setup a poll on this but leaf me out of it.

    >
    > Oh golly. I wooden have done that if I were you.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > oh crap


    And now... your journey to the dark side is COMPLETE
    =?Windows-1252?Q?Frisbee=AE?=, May 25, 2005
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  9. JaR wrote:
    > In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc expostulated for all the
    > world to hear;
    >
    >>> Someone should setup a poll on this but leaf me out of it.

    >>
    >> Oh golly. I wooden have done that if I were you.
    >>
    >>

    >
    > OK, I'm board.


    My first wife was flat as a board, but I'm a chest nut.
    =?Windows-1252?Q?Frisbee=AE?=, May 25, 2005
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  10. Jtyc

    CBIC Guest

    Neil wrote:
    > did you hear "Jtyc" <> say in news:uN
    > $:
    >
    >>> Someone should setup a poll on this but leaf me out of it.

    >>
    >> Oh golly. I wooden have done that if I were you.

    >
    > Did someone just branch into a pun war?
    >
    > I'll get to the root of this...


    Someone is sure to get nailed with this.
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  11. Jtyc

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil expostulated for all the world to
    hear;

    > did you hear "Jtyc" <> say in news:uN
    > $:
    >
    >>> Someone should setup a poll on this but leaf me out of it.

    >>
    >> Oh golly. I wooden have done that if I were you.

    >
    > Did someone just branch into a pun war?
    >
    > I'll get to the root of this...
    >


    They're just trying to needle you into joining the club. I saw this before
    and know the drill. You might say it's been hammered in. Watch you don't
    get nailed.

    --
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    JaR, May 25, 2005
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  12. JaR wrote:
    > In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil expostulated for all the world to
    > hear;
    >
    > > did you hear "Jtyc" <> say in news:uN
    > > $:
    > >
    > >>> Someone should setup a poll on this but leaf me out of it.
    > >>
    > >> Oh golly. I wooden have done that if I were you.

    > >
    > > Did someone just branch into a pun war?
    > >
    > > I'll get to the root of this...
    > >

    >
    > They're just trying to needle you into joining the club. I saw this before
    > and know the drill. You might say it's been hammered in. Watch you don't
    > get nailed.


    That's just screwed up. Riveting, to say the least. I never wooda
    thought I'd see the day. It never crossed my mind.
    blastingfonda, May 25, 2005
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  13. Jtyc

    Briscobar Guest

    In news:,
    blastingfonda <> rambled:
    > JaR wrote:
    >> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil expostulated for all the
    >> world to hear;
    >>
    >> > did you hear "Jtyc" <> say in news:uN
    >> > $:
    >> >
    >> >>> Someone should setup a poll on this but leaf me out of it.
    >> >>
    >> >> Oh golly. I wooden have done that if I were you.
    >> >
    >> > Did someone just branch into a pun war?
    >> >
    >> > I'll get to the root of this...
    >> >

    >>
    >> They're just trying to needle you into joining the club. I saw this
    >> before and know the drill. You might say it's been hammered in.
    >> Watch you don't get nailed.

    >
    > That's just screwed up. Riveting, to say the least. I never wooda
    > thought I'd see the day. It never crossed my mind.


    You fellers are all screwy. Maple I'll just give into the dark side and
    joiner in on all the pun.

    --

    KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

    Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

    www.mcngp.com is too long to fit into a haiku.
    Briscobar, May 25, 2005
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  14. Jtyc

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar expostulated for all the
    world to hear;

    >>> >
    >>> >>> Someone should setup a poll on this but leaf me out of it.
    >>> >>
    >>> >> Oh golly. I wooden have done that if I were you.
    >>> >
    >>> > Did someone just branch into a pun war?
    >>> >
    >>> > I'll get to the root of this...
    >>> >
    >>>
    >>> They're just trying to needle you into joining the club. I saw this
    >>> before and know the drill. You might say it's been hammered in.
    >>> Watch you don't get nailed.

    >>
    >> That's just screwed up. Riveting, to say the least. I never wooda
    >> thought I'd see the day. It never crossed my mind.

    >
    > You fellers are all screwy. Maple I'll just give into the dark side and
    > joiner in on all the pun.
    >


    See, it's knot so hard-wood you take the elm and branch out, or just stump
    fir an ending?

    --
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    JaR, May 25, 2005
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  15. Jtyc

    Kendal Emery Guest

    Willow you guys please stop!!!

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    MCNGP #19
    Now living in the great state of Colorado
    Permament resident of the State of Confusion
    "Briscobar" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > In news:,
    > blastingfonda <> rambled:
    > > JaR wrote:
    > >> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil expostulated for all the
    > >> world to hear;
    > >>
    > >> > did you hear "Jtyc" <> say in news:uN
    > >> > $:
    > >> >
    > >> >>> Someone should setup a poll on this but leaf me out of it.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Oh golly. I wooden have done that if I were you.
    > >> >
    > >> > Did someone just branch into a pun war?
    > >> >
    > >> > I'll get to the root of this...
    > >> >
    > >>
    > >> They're just trying to needle you into joining the club. I saw this
    > >> before and know the drill. You might say it's been hammered in.
    > >> Watch you don't get nailed.

    > >
    > > That's just screwed up. Riveting, to say the least. I never wooda
    > > thought I'd see the day. It never crossed my mind.

    >
    > You fellers are all screwy. Maple I'll just give into the dark side and
    > joiner in on all the pun.
    >
    > --
    >
    > KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
    >
    > Briscobar AT gmail DOT com
    >
    > www.mcngp.com is too long to fit into a haiku.
    >
    >
    Kendal Emery, May 25, 2005
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  16. Jtyc

    Guest Guest

    "Kendal Emery" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > Willow you guys please stop!!!


    Here I thought I'd con-seed an end to this post-ing, but now, the
    conversation has begun to splinter, and while I do not seek to sup-plant the
    sprouting humor, hopefully we're fenc-ing in on whatever pun-ishment remains
    to be dug up... Let me know if this rings true, because I'm uncertain how
    long we should allow this one to grow before we soil ourselves from
    laughter.

    Boy do I feel SAPI 4.0. Leave me alone.

    Microcephalic S. "F. Gump" Bob
    http://www.roblindman.com/ - shrimp gumbo, shrimp on a stick, bacon double
    shrimp, saskatchewan shrimp, shrimp jerky, shrimp newton, shrimp salad,
    shrimpity shrimp shrimp, to be continued...
    Guest, May 25, 2005
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  17. Jtyc

    Neil Guest

    did you hear "Kendal Emery" <> say in
    news::

    > Willow you guys please stop!!!
    >


    you're pining for another one aren't you. Don't worry we can spruce up
    the place with a few more. there's no sense birch-ing about it. you might
    as well go with the grain and join in. Sure you'll be thinking "Neil,
    eucalyptus with these puns! I was hoping for better" but I think these
    puns are Cherry.
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    - Editing is a rewording activity.
    Neil, May 25, 2005
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  18. Jtyc

    Neil Guest

    did you hear "<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo \"echo?\"; ?> <!--
    Unorthodox Interpretation -->" <[~_~] { http://www.planetoftheheads.com/
    - head first into the future }> say in news:ej5CB0VYFHA.1152
    @tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

    > shrimp gumbo, shrimp on a stick, bacon double
    > shrimp, saskatchewan shrimp, shrimp jerky, shrimp newton, shrimp salad,
    > shrimpity shrimp shrimp, to be continued...


    run, forest!

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    - For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
    Neil, May 25, 2005
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  19. Jtyc

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo
    "echo?"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation --> expostulated for all the
    world to hear;

    > , saskatchewan shrimp,


    That's just so...wrong.

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    JaR, May 25, 2005
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  20. Oakay, the coneversation in this here chat rum has branched into something
    beyond sappy drivel. We need to holly up and leaf this topic.
    Wood someone stop this if they could, or is it rooted too deeply?

    "<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo "echo?"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox
    Interpretation -->" <[~_~] { http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first
    into the future }> wrote in message
    news:...
    > "Kendal Emery" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >> Willow you guys please stop!!!

    >
    > Here I thought I'd con-seed an end to this post-ing, but now, the
    > conversation has begun to splinter, and while I do not seek to sup-plant
    > the sprouting humor, hopefully we're fenc-ing in on whatever pun-ishment
    > remains to be dug up... Let me know if this rings true, because I'm
    > uncertain how long we should allow this one to grow before we soil
    > ourselves from laughter.
    >
    > Boy do I feel SAPI 4.0. Leave me alone.
    >
    > Microcephalic S. "F. Gump" Bob
    > http://www.roblindman.com/ - shrimp gumbo, shrimp on a stick, bacon double
    > shrimp, saskatchewan shrimp, shrimp jerky, shrimp newton, shrimp salad,
    > shrimpity shrimp shrimp, to be continued...
    >
    Bob Christian, May 25, 2005
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