Re: The latest new 'real' netiquette (10/21/2005)

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by oj, Oct 24, 2005.

  1. oj

    oj Guest

    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A: That's the original netiquette. Times change.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And just who made you the boss of netiquette, authorized to make such
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unilateral declarations that "times change" and thus institute new
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policies which nobody but you support?
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    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dan
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The way it works in this world is that there are man and women
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showers in gyms, separated, but maybe not in African swimming
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pools. We come to recognize that Google is crimes against humanity,
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and we write a new netiquette. I can't talk for myself only in this regard...
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We are the boss.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would you like to be my partner, Dan? We can do so much.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just imagine the opportunities:
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Change the netiquette.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kick Google out of business.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meet a lot of women all over the world.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You and I, the big We.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But, you know, I don't think the geeks who wrote the original netiquette at Stanford
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or who knows where are any better.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ok, rather being dubm and dubmer guy, I'd just like to say that its worth fighting Google.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We need to understand what the netiquette is, what a burp is, and what Google does
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and what it shouldn't do. Should it burp? Yes.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > September, 24th, 1981
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One day a scientist noticed strange radiation readings from the Sun. He was working on

    Amsterdam
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Island, an island so far away from civilization, that only one large boat stops by there once

    a
    > > > year.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So people who stop go to that Island must stay there at least for a year. The small island

    > > consists
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a single volcano mountain coming out of the ocean. In a sense its like astronauts going out

    > to
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space, so people who go there to work have similar trainings and psychological tests as

    > > astronauts.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So as I was saying, one scientist who was working on that island together with 30 people

    living
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and working on that island, one day noticed strange radiation measurements from the Sun.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He calculated, that the radiation level is gradually increasing little by little, almost at
    > > > > undetectable
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > levels.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > - -
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Meanwhile Howard Stern at DC 101 FM Radio Station Wagon Dragon in Washington DC turned
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > psychic while he was on the Radio.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "This is Howard Stern at DC 101 FM Radio Station Wagon Dragon, and this is: another one
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bytes the dust! By Queen..."
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Suddenly a gazillion UFO-s appeared somewhere in the Californian desert, and Howard
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > became psychic. He suddenly started sensing of what was happening. So he began talking
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about UFO-s on his show.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At the same time calls began coming in about spotting large numbers of UFO-s in California.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Howard came up with a complex story of what was happening. He said he sensed a lot
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of UFO-s arriving to Earth, but what was strinking, is that he sensed that the creatures that
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrived were not aliens, but humans. So as the talk show about UFO-s was going on for
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days...
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    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > - -
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    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 22 years later in 2003, San Francisco...
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A young man wakes up, dresses up, and before he leaves home, he puts up a webcam on
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his head. He introduces himself to people on the street and hands out Sunstitute broshures.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is asking people to carry webcams on their heads, and the broshure explains that the
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > camera is connected wirelessly to the Internet using cellular telephone technologies, and a
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > company called Sunstitute records everything from those cameras to their servers that
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happens to these people during the day, and based on the data builds a powerful virtual
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality application. This latest virtual reality technology is high tech and kept highly

    secret
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by this company. Then he handed a virtual reality glasses to these people on the street
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to show them a sample of what this company does.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > - -
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20 years later, 2023, Sunstitute Cafe, Sydney, Australia
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > People are walking into the Cafe, with little cameras on their foreheads.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone: At use, citizen!
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Reply: At use mate!
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > People at the Cafe are zoned out with virtual reality glasses.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Two guys are sitting next to each other in the Cafe and talking using virtual world.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They are planning to take a trip from Sydney to Irelend, walking. So one of them
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has a world globe on the screen, and he draws a path through the countries where
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he thinks they should take the trip. They argued about a few a countries, they couldn't
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > agree on the countries, so one of them drew a straight line from Sydney to Ireland.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They agreed, took off their Sunstitute glasses and left the Cafe.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The next morning they took off walking...
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > - -
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This virtual reality world consists of recreations of popular hangouts where people
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meet. At one of these virtual street hangout places a group of people are arguing and
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a fight breaks out. A large group of people are trying to get rid of someone. They are
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > telling him to leave and never come back... Two people involved in this mass 'virtual
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > street fight' are seen sitting in a coutch in a Sunstitute Cafe and are heard screaming
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into their microphone using ugly words. They are laying comfortably in the coutch,
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eating popcorn, and they are screaming heavily and pointing fingers everywhere as
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they are arguing.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > - -
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A kid comes out from his home to the street. On his forehead the small camera. His mother
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screams at him: Take that camera off immediately! He doesn't want to. She rips it off
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his forehead forcefully...
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The boy tells his mother as he leaves: Who cares anyway. At use, mother!
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mother: If I see you again with the virtual stuff, you will be on house arrest for a month!
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The boy runs away, to his friend's house.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (I am making this up actually.)
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > - -
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Latest news: Sunstitute announced that they are starting a new virtual reality project
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as they are already loading up millions of movies into their virtual reality system,
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so people can play and become part in any Hollywood movie themselves.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood responded by sueing Sunstitute for mass copyright infringement...
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sunstitute responded that they respect all film copyrights, and happy to work out
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all differences with the film copyright holders. Meanwhile they continue uploading
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all films in the world. Sunstitute says they will soon turn all movie experiences into
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a virtual reality experience in a matter of just few months...
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Copyright lawyers around the world responded that Sunstitute should not
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infringe on copyright, and not just that they shouldn't copy copyrighted movies
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into their system, but that they are breaking the law and can't do what they are
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing by literally steeling films.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As always, Sunstitute responded that they respect all laws and their fans are
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very enthusiastic in this new project.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lawyers noted that Sunstitute may be bit too passionate. Sunstitute stock
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rised more than two thousand today on Nasdaq, to over thirty thousand and
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seven hundred for each of their stock...
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Spielberg with white hair: They are going to jail. But the world is so blind from
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all these new technologies, so maybe they won't notice.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At the end, Sunstitute paid billions of dollars to Hollywood companies for their
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > copyright infringments. The movie project continued and was a huge public
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > success.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > - -
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So why did the two guys walk from Australia to Ireland? They were Irish citizens.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They wanted to join the IRA. They left in 2003, and by the time they arrived to
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the IRA camp in August of 2005. The IRA already closed their business, and these
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two guys found a deserted camp. So they decided to turn back, and walked home
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Australia.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (they are somewhere in Eastern France today, heading East.)
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (You fix the grammar, I am too tired.)
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh wait. Those two guys were in 2023, not in 2003. In mixed up. Its 2:30am
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ok. Then the story is that the IRA reopened their business in 2014, and closed
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again in 2023 by the time they arrived? No. In reality they were beasts, not humans,
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and they arrived to the deserted IRA camp to meet up with other beasts from around
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world. The beasts had two lower vampire teeth, and they gathered in Ireland
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to remove Sunstitute from power, because they knew, that Sunstitute were actually
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > formed by a future civilization, that came from the future, and arrived in 1981.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After their arrival they settled among people, but they came from a time, where
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the radiation was so high, that they couldn't survive any more, so they built a
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time machine, and moved to 1981. After arrival, they began their work to establish
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sunstitute, Inc. From the radiation in the future they changed evolutionarily to adapt
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the high radiation. They had two hearts. So the beasts, **** this.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Google is now bringing us free books, so people don't have to steel them,
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or Napster them around in secret net underground organizations. The underground
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made an empire. But, we like that. We like that a lot. Google... Ceaucescu's empire
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on usenet, Sugardaddy with books."
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Cherry, oak, maple, walnut, Google"
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Crimes against humanity is insane. People are, insane.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's just say crimes against humanity, and end it with that.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Crimes against humanity is a crime.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If its not a crime, than my appologies.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's the meaning of stubborn?
    > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what's the meaning of stubborn sick fucks like Google?
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it worth the billions to be stubborn sick fucks, violating human rights
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > for the billions? So we get at use at use. use at. Dollars at use.
    > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > And identity thiefs, thinking they can do anything they can do online for at use,
    > > > > > > > > > > > > simply because, 'they can get away with it'. But let's **** it all, and focus on
    > > > > > > > > > > > > crimes against humanity... (whispering) and its in this thread. And nobody
    > > > > > > > > > > > > cares, since at user is the hero man in this world. He is watching the net
    > > > > > > > > > > > > with a camera on his forehead. And he has two hearts, one running green
    > > > > > > > > > > > > blood, and the other, purple. He has makeup, as he came from the future
    > > > > > > > > > > > > on September 24th, 1981, where the radiation was too high, and he even
    > > > > > > > > > > > > grew a tail, for releasing radioactive isotopic waste. White skin, with green
    > > > > > > > > > > > > spots, a survival evolutionary process, turning the survivors into lizards,
    > > > > > > > > > > > > with lizard skin, withstanding constant nuclear explosions, and living there.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > Naked. And all species were diminished, but humans. There was no way
    > > > > > > > > > > > > to survive, there was not even bacteria any more.
    > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > And his toung pops out of his mouth, and wipes the monitor. All in a
    > > > > > > > > > > > > second.
    > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > "Don't be evil" is Sunstitute's logo. They have a secret. They are incompatible.
    > > > > > > > > > > > Their message is clear. We need to live with them, and not to be evil with them.
    > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > They have adapted to living in harsh conditions, they are harsh violent beings,
    > > > > > > > > > > > and they can choke people with their lizard toungs.
    > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > Their toungs can go into people's mouths, and down their stomachs and rip out their
    > > > > > > > > > > intestines. A touch of their radioactive tails would result in almost instand death,
    > > > > > > > > > > as people's blood molecules break down, and solidifies into red sand.
    > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > Another group of beasts lived along with mankind for thousands of years. Where they
    > > > > > > > > > came from, nobody knew. They kept their identity secret. There were myths about
    > > > > > > > > > beasts living on this Earth, Count Drakula is one story, a baron who supposedly drank
    > > > > > > > > > human blood. Well, just as with the Lockness Monster and the giant see squids,
    > > > > > > > > > these stories often have reality behind them. The difference between these beasts and
    > > > > > > > > > Count Drakula story (which from transformed to ridiculous fairytales describing them
    > > > > > > > > > as bat people), is that these beasts had only two vampire teeth, not four, and only on
    > > > > > > > > > the bottom side of their teeth. Some say the beasts came from the time, developing secret
    > > > > > > > > > formulas in ancient Egypt, where they saught The Formula for eternal life and found many
    > > > > > > > > > sideffects, allowing genetical transformations. They kept their identities as a society
    > > > > > > > > > living here on Earth in secret, and they guard their secrets and above-human powers,
    > > > > > > > > > Egyptian style.
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > Michael Jackson, a psychic sensed them, and sang about them, and tried to transform
    > > > > > > > > himself, so they would come to him in hope that they would accept him into their society.
    > > > > > > > > The thriller of the beasts, the thriller of the night, the thriller of the ancient ones. Poor Michael,
    > > > > > > > > the beasts never came to California, until...
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Times changed. Or have they? Why did the beasts gather from around the world in Ireland
    > > > > > > > in August of 2005, the same month the IRA quit?
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Some say they needed the IRA's camp for the event, and threw out the IRA.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > So what can the beasts do?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Some can walk through walls. Others can walk through walls. They do not fly like bats in the
    > > > > > > night. They disappear in the night. Through walls. Warewalls, with two lower beast teeth,
    > > > > > > signalling when their beastly powers come into action. They walk. They walked. They are
    > > > > > > walkers. Two of them walked all the way from Australia.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > They can jump very high. They can do moves like the people in Matrix. They can grab and
    > > > > > > hold onto walls like Spiderman.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Their hands sink into the surface of the wall, just barely. Then, if they choose, they can slip
    > > > > > into the wall, and disappear.
    > > > >
    > > > > While being beasts, their body gains shapeshifting properties, allowing them to become
    > > > > one with nature, though not one flew as a bat before, per say.
    > > >
    > > > Just a single bite on the neck of the two-hearted Sunstitute creatures from the future, and
    > > > while their green and blue bood first squirts into the air, they melt into a shapeshifter's goo
    > > > on the ground, unable to control their shapeshifting aspects. But Sunstitute has their
    > > > powers from the future, they have a time machine and UFO-s, and transporting devices.

    > >
    > > Just a question on the 11th point of the Netiquette about Bush: Why this war on terror,
    > > why the preemtive, why the behavior of a world war? I guess that explains why the
    > > world wasn't so much into getting Saddam out of power with a mass world military force
    > > put in place, according to Bush's expectations.

    >
    > A: Its been three or four years, and we are still living the consequences of those passionate
    > ridiculous days. Gas prices in the USA are $3 per gallon, more than doubled. The war
    > on terror was necessary, because it wasn't necessary. I mean some may say it was
    > necessary. But we don't really know why so much hate around the world. The answer
    > is: because President Bush wanted that war, and according French and normal
    > people around the world, it was stupid, the whole thing. Not like it had any
    > 'base' only military bases, or so it looked, such. I didn't like it. It was weird. Next
    > question.


    P.S. See, Bush is also a member of Sunstitute. His father arrived sooner, to the 20'th century
    to prepare for the arrival of the UFO-s from the future. They need all the oil, for their
    society. His father gained access to all the oil. He generated more oil contracts than
    any other man in the world. But the point is they are
     
    oj, Oct 24, 2005
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