Re: Some Q&A from my Korean doctor.

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by joevan, Apr 10, 2010.

  1. joevan

    joevan Guest

    On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:

    >Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong
    >life. Is this true?
    >A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste
    >on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not
    >make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by
    >driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
    >Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
    >A: You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does cow eat? Hay
    >and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing
    >more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your
    >system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field
    >grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give you 100% of
    >recommended daily allowance of vegetable product.
    >Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
    >A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
    >that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of
    >goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
    >Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
    >A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.
    >If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.
    >Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
    >exercise program?
    >A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No
    >Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
    >A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil.
    >In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be
    >bad for you?!?
    >Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around
    >the middle?
    >A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You
    >should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
    >Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
    >A: Are you crazy?!? HER-RO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It
    >best feel-good food around!
    >Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
    >A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..
    >Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
    >A: Hey! 'Round' a shape!
    >Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had
    >about food and diets.

    Clear as mud. Hope things go well for you with your new doctor. LOL
    joevan, Apr 10, 2010
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