Re: Some Q&A from my Korean doctor.

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Aardvark, Apr 10, 2010.

  1. Aardvark

    Aardvark Guest

    On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:

    > Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.
    > Is this true?
    > A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste
    > on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not
    > make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving
    > faster.
    > Want to live longer? Take nap.


    The smallest land mammal, the pygmy shrew, lives to be about fifteen
    months old. The largest land mammal lives to an age in excess of one
    hundred years. I read somewhere, many years ago, that the hearts of all
    land mammals, if the animals are allowed to die of old age (not preyed
    upon or shot by poachers or whatever) will have beaten the same number of
    times (roughly) during its life.

    After that, I gave up running.



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  2. Aardvark

    Mike Yetto Guest

    Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
    > On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
    >
    >> Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.
    >> Is this true?
    >> A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste
    >> on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not
    >> make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving
    >> faster.
    >> Want to live longer? Take nap.

    >
    > The smallest land mammal, the pygmy shrew, lives to be about fifteen
    > months old. The largest land mammal lives to an age in excess of one
    > hundred years. I read somewhere, many years ago, that the hearts of all
    > land mammals, if the animals are allowed to die of old age (not preyed
    > upon or shot by poachers or whatever) will have beaten the same number of
    > times (roughly) during its life.
    >


    Let me guess. This was a "Fun Fact" from the cap of a bottle of
    Snapple.

    > After that, I gave up running.
    >


    If you want to live longer, get married.

    Mike "it will only seem longer, but you won't care" Yetto
    --
    In theory, theory and practice are the same.
    In practice they are not.
    Mike Yetto, Apr 10, 2010
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  3. Aardvark

    Aardvark Guest

    On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:

    > Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
    >> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
    >>
    >>> Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong
    >>> life. Is this true?
    >>> A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste
    >>> on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not
    >>> make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by
    >>> driving faster.
    >>> Want to live longer? Take nap.

    >>
    >> The smallest land mammal, the pygmy shrew, lives to be about fifteen
    >> months old. The largest land mammal lives to an age in excess of one
    >> hundred years. I read somewhere, many years ago, that the hearts of all
    >> land mammals, if the animals are allowed to die of old age (not preyed
    >> upon or shot by poachers or whatever) will have beaten the same number
    >> of times (roughly) during its life.
    >>
    >>

    > Let me guess. This was a "Fun Fact" from the cap of a bottle of
    > Snapple.
    >


    Fucked if I can remember, but it made an impression. It may have been a
    David Attenborough documentary- in fact, I think it was. (BTW I have no
    idea what 'Snapple' is)

    >> After that, I gave up running.
    >>
    >>

    > If you want to live longer, get married.
    >


    BTDT.

    > Mike "it will only seem longer, but you won't care" Yetto


    Suicide is painless.



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    Aardvark, Apr 11, 2010
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  4. Aardvark

    Clot Guest

    Aardvark wrote:
    > On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
    >
    >> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
    >>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>

    >
    > Suicide is painless.


    Interesting: how do you figure that?
    Clot, Apr 11, 2010
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  5. Aardvark

    freemont Guest

    On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:23:53 +0100, Clot writ:

    > Aardvark wrote:
    >> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
    >>
    >>> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
    >>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>

    >> Suicide is painless.

    >
    > Interesting: how do you figure that?


    I figure he's a Robert Altman admirer, like me. Or he just saw MASH.
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    freemont, Apr 11, 2010
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  6. Aardvark

    Aardvark Guest

    On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:23:53 +0100, Clot wrote:

    > Aardvark wrote:
    >> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
    >>
    >>> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
    >>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>

    >> Suicide is painless.

    >
    > Interesting: how do you figure that?


    The theme song of M*A*S*H says so.

    Dope.



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  7. Aardvark

    Aardvark Guest

    On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 01:59:10 +0000, freemont wrote:

    > On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:23:53 +0100, Clot writ:
    >
    >> Aardvark wrote:
    >>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
    >>>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>> Suicide is painless.

    >>
    >> Interesting: how do you figure that?

    >
    > I figure he's a Robert Altman admirer, like me. Or he just saw MASH.


    If you have to explain a joke, it's failed miserably.

    :)



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  8. Aardvark

    Mike Yetto Guest

    Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
    > On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
    >> Let me guess. This was a "Fun Fact" from the cap of a bottle of
    >> Snapple.
    >>

    >
    > Fucked if I can remember, but it made an impression. It may have been a
    > David Attenborough documentary- in fact, I think it was. (BTW I have no
    > idea what 'Snapple' is)
    >


    Snapple is the trade mark for a company that bottles blended
    fruit juices. The inside of the bottle cap has pithy "Fun Facts"
    such as "A duck's quack doesn't echo."

    Mike "facts may be fun, but fact checking isn't" Yetto
    --
    In theory, theory and practice are the same.
    In practice they are not.
    Mike Yetto, Apr 11, 2010
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  9. Aardvark

    Mike Yetto Guest

    Clot <> writes and having writ moves on.
    > Aardvark wrote:
    >> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
    >>
    >>> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
    >>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>>

    >>
    >> Suicide is painless.

    >
    > Interesting: how do you figure that?
    >


    It brings on many changes.

    Mike "duh" Yetto
    --
    In theory, theory and practice are the same.
    In practice they are not.
    Mike Yetto, Apr 11, 2010
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  10. Aardvark

    freemont Guest

    On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:21:31 +0000, Aardvark writ:

    > On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 01:59:10 +0000, freemont wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:23:53 +0100, Clot writ:
    >>
    >>> Aardvark wrote:
    >>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
    >>>>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>> Suicide is painless.
    >>>
    >>> Interesting: how do you figure that?

    >>
    >> I figure he's a Robert Altman admirer, like me. Or he just saw MASH.

    >
    > If you have to explain a joke, it's failed miserably.
    >
    > :)


    Good thing it wasn't my joke. ;-)
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    freemont, Apr 11, 2010
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  11. Aardvark

    Aardvark Guest

    On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 06:16:34 +0000, freemont wrote:

    > On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:21:31 +0000, Aardvark writ:
    >
    >> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 01:59:10 +0000, freemont wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:23:53 +0100, Clot writ:
    >>>
    >>>> Aardvark wrote:
    >>>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves
    >>>>>> on.
    >>>>>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>> Suicide is painless.
    >>>>
    >>>> Interesting: how do you figure that?
    >>>
    >>> I figure he's a Robert Altman admirer, like me. Or he just saw MASH.

    >>
    >> If you have to explain a joke, it's failed miserably.
    >>
    >> :)

    >
    > Good thing it wasn't my joke. ;-)


    Its failure has made me suicidal :)



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  12. Aardvark

    Clot Guest

    Aardvark wrote:
    > On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:23:53 +0100, Clot wrote:
    >
    >> Aardvark wrote:
    >>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves
    >>>> on.
    >>>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>> Suicide is painless.

    >>
    >> Interesting: how do you figure that?

    >
    > The theme song of M*A*S*H says so.
    >
    > Dope.


    Doh! Someone didn't know that!
    Clot, Apr 11, 2010
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