Re: Is "hi, you're cute" an abuse issue?

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Beauregard T. Shagnasty, Nov 4, 2008.

  1. WeReo_ScoTTy wrote:

    > This REALLY pisses me off. I have 6 daughters. ...


    What woman would stay with you long enough to make six children?
    <boggle/>

    Please give her my condolences.

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    Beauregard T. Shagnasty, Nov 4, 2008
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  2. Beauregard T. Shagnasty

    Evan Platt Guest

    On Tue, 4 Nov 2008 12:13:35 -0500, "Beauregard T. Shagnasty"
    <> wrote:

    >What woman would stay with you long enough to make six children?
    ><boggle/>
    >
    >Please give her my condolences.


    Scotty's lying. He's single, and lives in his parents basement.

    You know what's funny.. I finally got around to watching his entire
    episode of Judge Whatsherbucket. And I'd be willing to bet if he
    didn't act like God, she would have sided with him. But I could tell
    as soon as he started spewing his "I'm bigger than the beatles, I'm
    the best movie producer on the planet" she just wanted to beat him
    over the head. (Not that we don't all want to.)
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    Evan Platt, Nov 4, 2008
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  3. Evan Platt wrote:

    > "Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote:
    >> What woman would stay with you long enough to make six children?
    >> <boggle/>
    >>
    >> Please give her my condolences.

    >
    > Scotty's lying. [What else is new?] He's single, and lives in his
    > parents basement.


    Then the answer must be that, in his youth, he had a lucky weekend and
    found six fertile whores...

    > You know what's funny.. I finally got around to watching his entire
    > episode of Judge Whatsherbucket. And I'd be willing to bet if he
    > didn't act like God, she would have sided with him. But I could tell
    > as soon as he started spewing his "I'm bigger than the beatles, I'm
    > the best movie producer on the planet" she just wanted to beat him
    > over the head. (Not that we don't all want to.)


    Yep, it was one of the best pieces of comedy I'd seen in a long time. It
    did appear that the Judge had no prior knowledge of Mr Lifshitz and his
    antics.

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    Beauregard T. Shagnasty, Nov 4, 2008
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  4. WeReo_ScoTTy wrote:

    > "Beauregard T. Shagnasty" wrote:
    >> Evan Platt wrote:
    >>> Scotty's lying. [What else is new?] He's single, and lives in his
    >>> parents basement.



    >> Then the answer must be that, in his youth, he had a lucky weekend and
    >> found six fertile whores...



    >>> episode of Judge Whatsherbucket.

    >>
    >> Yep, it was one of the best pieces of comedy I'd seen in a long time. It
    >> did appear that the Judge had no prior knowledge of Mr Lifshitz and his
    >> antics.

    >
    > Wrong. Actually they review the cases WITH the judge beforehand. So
    > she knows exactly what's coming up. These are highly-controlled
    > conditions.


    Not wrong. Of course they review the cases, but the handlers did not
    tell the Judge that you were a kook, and have World's Largest Case of
    Self-Love.

    > What she DIDN'T expect I suppose is me asking for my $Trillions ahead
    > of time. I still am!


    I'd say she was expecting a real person with a real problem, and got
    neither.

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    Beauregard T. Shagnasty, Nov 5, 2008
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