Re: How do you figure this?

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Evan Platt, Jul 10, 2009.

  1. Evan Platt

    Evan Platt Guest

    On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:22:47 -0400, Rôgêr <> wrote:

    >Do not accept legal advice from this moron.


    Legal advice from RtS bad? Naw... never.

    I recall someone stating they wanted to install a CCTV in their house
    (or rather outside) to catch a vandal. They were under the (mistaken)
    assumption that a system had to be installed by a professional for
    video to be certified and to be able to hold up in court.

    RtS's advice: (in short) install it yourself, and fake a invoice
    showing it to be installed by a "Company".

    Because nothing looks better in court than purgery.
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    Evan Platt, Jul 10, 2009
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  2. On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:27:17 -0500, above the shrieking, whining & FUDding
    of the trolls The Old Sourdough was heard to say:

    > Rôgêr mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
    >> gangle wrote:
    >>> "Rôgêr" wrote
    >>>> gangle wrote:
    >>>>> "The Old Sourdough" wrote
    >>>>>> Evan Platt mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk: snip
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Because nothing looks better in court than purgery.
    >>>>>> "Purgery?" Is that a combination of "Forgery" and "Perjury?"
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> (Maybe it's some sort of fancy enema.)
    >>>>> No, it's a quasi-legal/Catholic term to describe a holding place
    >>>>> between Court and Purgatory.
    >>>> I hope you didn't use those pejoratives loosely.
    >>>
    >>> Loose enough to make my pants fall down.
    >>>

    >> Wish I could have seen that.

    >
    > No you don't..


    What a terrible thought. I think I'm going to gag...
    I need some meds...

    NURSE, QUICK! A BEER!

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    William Poaster, Jul 10, 2009
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  3. Evan Platt

    Mike Easter Guest

    William Poaster wrote:

    > I need some meds...
    >
    > NURSE, QUICK! A BEER!


    Silly boy. The beer isn't the meds. The beer is the food/meal and also
    the (med) chaser.

    The tequila is the meds.



    --
    Mike Easter
    Mike Easter, Jul 11, 2009
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  4. Evan Platt

    Mara Guest

    On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:02:34 -0700, "Mike Easter" <> wrote:

    >William Poaster wrote:
    >
    >> I need some meds...
    >>
    >> NURSE, QUICK! A BEER!

    >
    >Silly boy. The beer isn't the meds. The beer is the food/meal and also
    >the (med) chaser.
    >
    >The tequila is the meds.


    Just stay away from my pizza.

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    Error - General protection fault in module BORG.EXE
    Mara, Jul 11, 2009
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  5. Evan Platt

    Shel-hed Guest

    On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:22:50 -0500, Mara <> wrote:

    >
    >On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:02:34 -0700, "Mike Easter" <> wrote:
    >
    >>
    >>The tequila is the meds.

    >
    >Just stay away from my pizza.


    Can I eat your pie?
    Shel-hed, Jul 11, 2009
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  6. Evan Platt

    Shel-hed Guest

    On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:23:54 -0700, "gangle" <> wrote:

    >
    >I can't hear you -- there are pants over my ears.


    Take your pants off. Here are some pics for you.

    Full frontal shot-


    Sexy side pose-
    Shel-hed, Jul 11, 2009
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  7. Evan Platt

    Mara Guest

    On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:40:58 -0400, Rôgêr <> wrote:

    >Mara wrote:
    >> On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:02:34 -0700, "Mike Easter" <> wrote:
    >>
    >>> William Poaster wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> I need some meds...
    >>>>
    >>>> NURSE, QUICK! A BEER!
    >>> Silly boy. The beer isn't the meds. The beer is the food/meal and also
    >>> the (med) chaser.
    >>>
    >>> The tequila is the meds.

    >>
    >> Just stay away from my pizza.

    >
    >I want you so bad. I can be in Little Rock in about 6 hours.


    http://www.flickr.com/photos/16026632@N05/3694513507/sizes/o/

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    I am Bill Gates of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimil-

    Error - General protection fault in module BORG.EXE
    Mara, Jul 11, 2009
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  8. Evan Platt

    Mara Guest

    On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:49:45 -0700, Shel-hed <> wrote:

    >On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:22:50 -0500, Mara <> wrote:
    >
    >>
    >>On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:02:34 -0700, "Mike Easter" <> wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>The tequila is the meds.

    >>
    >>Just stay away from my pizza.

    >
    >Can I eat your pie?


    That's disgusting.

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    I am Bill Gates of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimil-

    Error - General protection fault in module BORG.EXE
    Mara, Jul 11, 2009
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  9. Evan Platt

    Mara Guest

    On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:51:20 -0400, Rôgêr <> wrote:

    >Rôgêr wrote:
    >> Mara wrote:
    >>> On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:02:34 -0700, "Mike Easter" <>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> William Poaster wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> I need some meds...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> NURSE, QUICK! A BEER!
    >>>> Silly boy. The beer isn't the meds. The beer is the food/meal and also
    >>>> the (med) chaser.
    >>>>
    >>>> The tequila is the meds.
    >>>
    >>> Just stay away from my pizza.

    >>
    >> I want you so bad. I can be in Little Rock in about 6 hours.

    >
    >Sorry, that was meant for gangle.


    I s'pose this means you won't bolt the gun into the Bonneville for me.

    Dammit.

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    I am Bill Gates of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimil-

    Error - General protection fault in module BORG.EXE
    Mara, Jul 11, 2009
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  10. Evan Platt

    Shel-hed Guest

    On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:09:20 -0500, Mara <> wrote:

    >
    >On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:49:45 -0700, Shel-hed <> wrote:
    >
    >>
    >>Can I eat your pie?

    >
    >That's disgusting.


    So, you're a bad pastry maker?
    Shel-hed, Jul 11, 2009
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  11. Evan Platt

    Mara Guest

    On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:22:18 -0400, Rôgêr <> wrote:

    >Mara wrote:
    >> On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:51:20 -0400, Rôgêr <> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Rôgêr wrote:
    >>>> Mara wrote:
    >>>>> On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:02:34 -0700, "Mike Easter" <>
    >>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> William Poaster wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I need some meds...
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> NURSE, QUICK! A BEER!
    >>>>>> Silly boy. The beer isn't the meds. The beer is the food/meal and also
    >>>>>> the (med) chaser.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> The tequila is the meds.
    >>>>> Just stay away from my pizza.
    >>>> I want you so bad. I can be in Little Rock in about 6 hours.
    >>> Sorry, that was meant for gangle.

    >>
    >> I s'pose this means you won't bolt the gun into the Bonneville for me.
    >>
    >> Dammit.

    >
    >Let me tell you about the sweet little Catalina I had. V8 389, three
    >deuces, speedometer only went to 120.


    I miss my '71 Charger sometimes. 4bbl 383. Man, it had some go in it. White with
    a dark green gator-grain roof.

    --
    I am Bill Gates of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimil-

    Error - General protection fault in module BORG.EXE
    Mara, Jul 11, 2009
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  12. Evan Platt

    Mara Guest

    On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:35:42 -0500, The Old Sourdough <> wrote:

    > Mara mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
    >
    >> On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:02:34 -0700, "Mike Easter" <> wrote:

    >
    >>>William Poaster wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> I need some meds...
    >>>>
    >>>> NURSE, QUICK! A BEER!
    >>>
    >>>Silly boy. The beer isn't the meds. The beer is the food/meal and also
    >>>the (med) chaser.
    >>>
    >>>The tequila is the meds.

    >
    >> Just stay away from my pizza.

    >
    >BEER!!11!! Pizza. Damn, now I'm hungry...


    Something interesting has happened. After I deleted the first Newsproxy filter
    for a cola poster that was allegedly blocking you, the program told me *another*
    filter was blocking you. This one was for a different poster in 24. I removed it
    and now I can see you.

    That filter was specifically for someone I really, *really* want blocked. <sigh>
    And I thought it was a very specific rule, so I have no idea why it took you out
    too.

    But it's nice to see you again - as long as you keep your grubby mitts off my
    pizza.

    --
    I am Bill Gates of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimil-

    Error - General protection fault in module BORG.EXE
    Mara, Jul 11, 2009
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  13. Evan Platt

    Mara Guest

    On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:42:59 -0700, Shel-hed <> wrote:

    >On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:09:20 -0500, Mara <> wrote:
    >
    >>
    >>On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:49:45 -0700, Shel-hed <> wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>Can I eat your pie?

    >>
    >>That's disgusting.

    >
    >So, you're a bad pastry maker?


    Ha. Ha. Ha. Etc. That is just MEAN.

    (I'm on a diabetic diet.)


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    Error - General protection fault in module BORG.EXE
    Mara, Jul 11, 2009
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  14. Evan Platt

    Shel-hed Guest

    Shel-hed, Jul 11, 2009
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  15. Evan Platt

    Mara Guest

    On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:49:51 -0700, "gangle" <> wrote:

    >"Mara" wrote > On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:49:45 -0700, Shel-hed wrote:
    >>
    >> >On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:22:50 -0500, Mara wrote:
    >> >
    >> >>
    >> >>On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:02:34 -0700, "Mike Easter" wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >>>
    >> >>>The tequila is the meds.
    >> >>
    >> >>Just stay away from my pizza.
    >> >
    >> >Can I eat your pie?

    >>
    >> That's disgusting.

    >
    >Yeah. One should rub one's face into pie, not eat it.


    Only if it has meringue. Otherwise you should sit on it.

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    I am Bill Gates of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimil-

    Error - General protection fault in module BORG.EXE
    Mara, Jul 11, 2009
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  16. On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:11:20 -0500, above the shrieking, whining & FUDding
    of the trolls Mara was heard to say:

    > On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:51:20 -0400, Rôgêr <> wrote:
    >
    >>Rôgêr wrote:
    >>> Mara wrote:
    >>>> On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:02:34 -0700, "Mike Easter"
    >>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> William Poaster wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> I need some meds...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> NURSE, QUICK! A BEER!
    >>>>> Silly boy. The beer isn't the meds. The beer is the food/meal and
    >>>>> also the (med) chaser.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> The tequila is the meds.
    >>>>
    >>>> Just stay away from my pizza.
    >>>
    >>> I want you so bad. I can be in Little Rock in about 6 hours.

    >>
    >>Sorry, that was meant for gangle.

    >
    > I s'pose this means you won't bolt the gun into the Bonneville for me.
    >
    > Dammit.


    Is that the weapon referred to in your:
    Message-ID: <>

    If that's for use when you're in a hurry down the freeway/interstate, it
    would certainly clear the road ahead of any obstacles!
    I suggest roof mounted rather than hood mounted, which would give you an
    unobstructed view of your field of fire.
    HTH :)

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  17. On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:08:23 -0500, above the shrieking, whining & FUDding
    of the trolls Mara was heard to say:

    > On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:40:58 -0400, Rôgêr <> wrote:
    >
    >>Mara wrote:
    >>> On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:02:34 -0700, "Mike Easter" <>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> William Poaster wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> I need some meds...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> NURSE, QUICK! A BEER!
    >>>> Silly boy. The beer isn't the meds. The beer is the food/meal and
    >>>> also the (med) chaser.
    >>>>
    >>>> The tequila is the meds.
    >>>
    >>> Just stay away from my pizza.


    Depends what kind o' pizza it is.

    >>I want you so bad. I can be in Little Rock in about 6 hours.

    >
    > http://www.flickr.com/photos/16026632@N05/3694513507/sizes/o/


    I take it you don't want Roger hammerin' on the door then.

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  18. On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:47:30 -0500, above the shrieking, whining & FUDding
    of the trolls Mara was heard to say:

    > On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:22:18 -0400, Rôgêr <> wrote:
    >
    >>Mara wrote:
    >>> On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:51:20 -0400, Rôgêr <> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Rôgêr wrote:
    >>>>> Mara wrote:
    >>>>>> On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:02:34 -0700, "Mike Easter"
    >>>>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> William Poaster wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I need some meds...
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> NURSE, QUICK! A BEER!
    >>>>>>> Silly boy. The beer isn't the meds. The beer is the food/meal
    >>>>>>> and also the (med) chaser.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> The tequila is the meds.
    >>>>>> Just stay away from my pizza.
    >>>>> I want you so bad. I can be in Little Rock in about 6 hours.
    >>>> Sorry, that was meant for gangle.
    >>>
    >>> I s'pose this means you won't bolt the gun into the Bonneville for me.
    >>>
    >>> Dammit.

    >>
    >>Let me tell you about the sweet little Catalina I had. V8 389, three
    >>deuces, speedometer only went to 120.

    >
    > I miss my '71 Charger sometimes. 4bbl 383. Man, it had some go in it.
    > White with a dark green gator-grain roof.


    Hey! Reminds me, you *still* got the keys to my Jag!

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  19. On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:35:42 -0500, above the shrieking, whining & FUDding
    of the trolls The Old Sourdough was heard to say:

    > Mara mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
    >
    >> On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:02:34 -0700, "Mike Easter" <>
    >> wrote:

    >
    >>>William Poaster wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> I need some meds...
    >>>>
    >>>> NURSE, QUICK! A BEER!
    >>>
    >>>Silly boy. The beer isn't the meds. The beer is the food/meal and
    >>>also the (med) chaser.
    >>>
    >>>The tequila is the meds.

    >
    >> Just stay away from my pizza.

    >
    > BEER!!11!! Pizza. Damn, now I'm hungry...


    Well now, *there's* a thought! A beer pizza!

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  20. Evan Platt

    Mara Guest

    On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 07:02:32 -0400, Rôgêr <> wrote:

    >William Poaster wrote:
    >> On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:08:23 -0500, above the shrieking, whining & FUDding
    >> of the trolls Mara was heard to say:
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:40:58 -0400, Rôgêr <> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Mara wrote:
    >>>>> On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:02:34 -0700, "Mike Easter" <>
    >>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> William Poaster wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I need some meds...
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> NURSE, QUICK! A BEER!
    >>>>>> Silly boy. The beer isn't the meds. The beer is the food/meal and
    >>>>>> also the (med) chaser.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> The tequila is the meds.
    >>>>> Just stay away from my pizza.

    >>
    >> Depends what kind o' pizza it is.
    >>
    >>>> I want you so bad. I can be in Little Rock in about 6 hours.
    >>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/16026632@N05/3694513507/sizes/o/

    >>
    >> I take it you don't want Roger hammerin' on the door then.

    >
    >You bafoon, all chicks want me hammerin. Bit it is becoming increasingly
    >foggy as to why.


    You pay for and deliver the pizza.

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    Mara, Jul 11, 2009
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