Re: hello from your friend.

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Michael, Jul 1, 2003.

  1. Michael

    Michael Guest

    I copied her, but Anita never wrote me back to ask "WTF?"

    I feel SO ignored....

    "JiLs" <> wrote in message
    news:3f015119$0$30820$...
    > <snort>
    > thought you'd done enough dirty talk in dallas sweetie .... obviously

    you've
    > recovered from the journey <eg>
    >
    > "Michael" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    > > Sunflower
    > > <> wrote in 24hoursupport.helpdesk...
    > > > Hey Timmy, how are you? I finally learned how to write
    > > > you a letter and send it. i hope you are doing o.k.
    > > > Tell Manuel hello. I hope you get this letter so i can know if
    > > > i did this right. Write me back please. Anita.

    > >
    > > Honey, you did it just as exactly right as that sweet thing you do with

    your
    > > tongue.
    > >
    > > I'll tell Manuel hello for you, if you like... but it'll have to wait

    until
    > > the wounds heal enough for me to make it over to the county cells.
    > >
    > > We were in a bit of a dustup the other day, him and me... just kiddin'
    > > around - you know? ... and it was meant to be all male-bonding and
    > > friendly-like, but the bastard's been taking boxing lessons, it seems.

    Bit
    > > my friggin' ear off, he did! I popped out a few of his teeth, but he
    > > clocked me in the kneecaps with some ungodly huge iron bar that appeared
    > > outta nowhere, and I couldn't see for the pain as he made his getaway.
    > >
    > > I showed *him* though. He dropped his wallet on the pavement as he ran

    off,
    > > and luckily for me my mobile was undamaged in the ruckus. I called the
    > > pigs up and kept guard over that wallet (not touching it, lest I

    contaminate
    > > the evidence,) until they arrived and put it into a sealed bag. Only

    then
    > > did I beg them to call the ambulance.
    > >
    > > The judge gave him 6 months to work out just his more troublesome

    adjustment
    > > difficulties. The rest is a lifetime's work... but you know Manuel.

    Life
    > > of the party, thrill of the hostess, threat to society. God I love that
    > > guy.
    > >
    > > Anyhoo, the wife (uhhh... I *did* tell you about her that night you did

    your
    > > little tongue thing to me in the booth at that little diner, right?) is
    > > downstairs screaming something about what do I want on my burger.

    Bloody
    > > woman ought learn to cook one day... her burgers are best with a dab of
    > > mustard and a quart of 30-weight oil... hold the STP.
    > >
    > > I'm girding my loins and going down for supper now. If you don't hear

    from
    > > me in a week, call 911 and tell them Julie's probably buried my mortal
    > > remains under the kids' swing-set.
    > >
    > > Hugs 'n' lotsa sweatier stuff,
    > > Timmy the Tiger
    > >
    > >

    >
    >
     
    Michael, Jul 1, 2003
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