Re: Good Morning, Friday

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by oj, Oct 18, 2005.

  1. oj

    oj Guest

    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Change the ending to:
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Two years later, Friday wiping his dick and saying:
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Religious shovenism and tribal warmongering my ass. That fucking
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bush, I will rip his tobacco-farming head off the moment we get off
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this island.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Still inventing words, I see. When will you finish third grade?
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Smoking a pipe and war mingling, that's what it is. Let's head on.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Warmongering. I knew that.
    > > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > > Its not dickhead, its head of a dick. Good morning, head of a dick.
    > > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > > Robinson repeating, while walking with an unbrella:
    > > > > > > > > > > > > Pull a little, rip, fold, wipe, dispose and flush. Do you want lemonade, Friday?
    > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > Friday pointing toward his pants: dick head. flush, expose.
    > > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > > Robinson: No need to expose your dickhead, Friday. Welcome to my bar.
    > > > > > > > > > > > Here, we can drink lemonade...
    > > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > > Friday: Wipe your lemon.
    > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > Robinson: I am squeezing the lemon, Friday.
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > Friday: Flush lemonade.
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > Robinson: Here, a little umbrella, to the top. And now let's sit and watch the sunset. Cheers, Friday.
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > Friday: Good morning.
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > With a pipe: What would you say, is it tearin', or rippin' little dick papar?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Friday: Japanese people been carrying moistured "pee pee" wipes with them
    > > > > > > on the streets for ages. Little moistrured wipes, both used for face and penis
    > > > > > > wiping, or for any other traveling related conveniences.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Robinson: No Friday. You don't speak English.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Friday: I am a US citizen, jerk. Just because I am black, go wipe your lemon,
    > > > > > > freak. I am out of here. Friday?
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Robinson: Wait, wait wait, I am not Robinson either. I am testing out a new
    > > > > > product, this 'dick papar', I am working for a prestigious company called
    > > > > > Rolls Royce. We are planning to introduce this elite product in our new
    > > > > > top of the model executive automobiles.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Friday: Honey, this man is selling California 'royce' rolls.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Honey enters: I was looking everywhere for you, where were you?
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Friday: Honey, this is Robinson Crusoe, he is offering island nut cleaning
    > > > > > services. We are having a business meeting.
    > > > >
    > > > > Honey: Coconut cleaning? We don't need any coconut cleaning, do we?
    > > >
    > > > Friday: Honey, get the kids, I wanna take them to that toilet, I wanna show them
    > > > something, they are going to laugh their asses off.
    > > >
    > > > Honey: Is there something wrong with you? What's going on here?

    > >
    > > Friday: Hey kids, come quickly, Robinson Crusoe lives on this island!
    > >
    > > Robinson, greeting kids: ho ho ho, welcome to my island here at Disneyland,
    > > my name is Robinson Crusoe, at your service!

    >
    > Kids: Where is Friday?
    >
    > Robinson: Friday is having a day off. He is going to be here tomorrow,
    > if you are still here, please stop by.
    >
    > Honey: Ok, let's go to the roller coster, who's up for the roller coster?
    >
    > Kids: Me, me, me!
    >
    > Robinson: Ho, ho, ho, good bye you all! Come visit again!


    Live from New York, its Saturday Night!
    oj, Oct 18, 2005
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