Re: DVD Player Kills Family of Seven

Discussion in 'DVD Video' started by Gordon Burditt, Aug 6, 2003.

  1. President Bush announced today that he is giving North Korea 1 week
    to cease construction of a new DVD player factory. This is in
    reaction to the recent death of half of the population of New York
    City when a suicide bomber dropped a battery-powered DVD player off
    of the visitor's area at the top of the Empire State Building. He
    has assured the North Korean government that if they do not cooperate,
    he will respond with carpet-bombing using high-quality Japanese
    audio/visual home electronics.

    FatherLand Security announced today that it was raising the threat
    level yet again, as it has information that the terrorist organization
    RIAA is trying to mass produce another Madonna music video.

    The United Nations has announced that it has ceased all attempts
    at finding survivors in the Dead Zone (formerly known as the Middle
    East, Israel, North Africa, Eastern Europe, and parts of the former
    Soviet Union). None of the search teams have returned. Al Queda was
    apparently trying to assemble a missile to fire at Israel, and three
    DVD players reached critical mass, destroying a good chunk of Earth.

    Gordon L. Burditt
     
    Gordon Burditt, Aug 6, 2003
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  2. Gordon Burditt

    Arkon24fps Guest

    "Gordon Burditt" <> wrote in message
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    > President Bush announced today that he is giving North Korea 1 week
    > to cease construction of a new DVD player factory. This is in
    > reaction to the recent death of half of the population of New York
    > City when a suicide bomber dropped a battery-powered DVD player off
    > of the visitor's area at the top of the Empire State Building. He
    > has assured the North Korean government that if they do not cooperate,
    > he will respond with carpet-bombing using high-quality Japanese
    > audio/visual home electronics.
    >
    > FatherLand Security announced today that it was raising the threat
    > level yet again, as it has information that the terrorist organization
    > RIAA is trying to mass produce another Madonna music video.
    >
    > The United Nations has announced that it has ceased all attempts
    > at finding survivors in the Dead Zone (formerly known as the Middle
    > East, Israel, North Africa, Eastern Europe, and parts of the former
    > Soviet Union). None of the search teams have returned. Al Queda was
    > apparently trying to assemble a missile to fire at Israel, and three
    > DVD players reached critical mass, destroying a good chunk of Earth.
    >
    > Gordon L. Burditt


    Now that is funny intelligent humour worth posting. Great job Gordon.
     
    Arkon24fps, Aug 16, 2003
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