Re: DVD Player Kills Family of Seven

Discussion in 'DVD Video' started by Peter Gottlieb, Aug 5, 2003.

  1. Tell the truth: Are you that Iraqi Information Minister?


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    > From the Livewire Newsfeed
    >
    > August 4, 2003
    >
    > A New Mexico family was killed by a DVD player last Friday.
    > Authorities reported that it appeared that the DVD player had just
    > been purchased. Apparently an accident caused the player to fall off
    > the television set in their living room. It is suspected that the
    > family cat possibly knocked it down. The plastic case of the DVD
    > player became cracked during the fall to the floor, emitting the fatal
    > radiation which killed the entire family of seven.
    >
    > Authorities were notified on Saturday when a relative came to visit
    > and found the family car in the driveway and no one would answer the
    > door. When the police arrived they used forced entry and were shocked
    > at what they found. There were dead bodies laying all over the living
    > room floor, including the husband, wife and five children. None of
    > them showed any signs of physical abuse, and all other possibile
    > causes of death have been ruled out. Authorities are positive the
    > deaths were caused by the DVD player.
    >
    > Additionally, the first officer to enter the premises was struck down
    > and affected by the harmful radiation, and is hospitalized in critical
    > condition. The electric company was summoned and disconnected the
    > power to the premises before further action could be taken.
    >
    > A cat was found laying right next to the fatal DVD player, which leads
    > to the suspicion that the cat was the cause of the player falling off
    > of the television.
    >
    > Names of the family members are being withheld until further
    > investigation and notification of relatives of the deceased.
    > Funeral arrangements will be announced shortly.
    >
     
    Peter Gottlieb, Aug 5, 2003
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  2. : Tell the truth: Are you that Iraqi Information Minister?

    ROFL!

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    The Plumply Perverse Pool Guy, Aug 5, 2003
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