Re: Doesn't Take Much To Take Over A Group

Discussion in 'Digital Photography' started by Soapy, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. Soapy

    Soapy Guest

    "Michael" <> wrote in
    news:

    > In <news:>,
    > subRoutine.exe said:
    >
    >> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >> <> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal tranquilizers*
    >>>>> It's been awhile since I got to use these. Wait, who are we
    >>>>> hunting again, and why?
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >>>
    >>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when you
    >>> are.

    >>
    >> I heard his rap was real shit.

    >
    > Whoever told you that was lying.
    >
    > His shit is fake rap.


    You're just jealous.

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    Soapy, Aug 19, 2004
    #1
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  2. Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    207.14.113.17:

    > "Michael" <> wrote in
    > news:
    >
    >> In <news:>,
    >> subRoutine.exe said:
    >>
    >>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >>> <> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal tranquilizers*
    >>>>>> It's been awhile since I got to use these. Wait, who are we
    >>>>>> hunting again, and why?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >>>>
    >>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when you
    >>>> are.
    >>>
    >>> I heard his rap was real shit.

    >>
    >> Whoever told you that was lying.
    >>
    >> His shit is fake rap.

    >
    > You're just jealous.
    >


    Playa hatas.

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    Alas, Babylon, Aug 20, 2004
    #2
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  3. Soapy

    Soapy Guest

    "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17

    > Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    > 207.14.113.17:
    >
    >> "Michael" <> wrote in
    >> news:
    >>
    >>> In <news:>,
    >>> subRoutine.exe said:
    >>>
    >>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal tranquilizers*
    >>>>>>> It's been awhile since I got to use these. Wait, who are we
    >>>>>>> hunting again, and why?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when you
    >>>>> are.
    >>>>
    >>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    >>>
    >>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    >>>
    >>> His shit is fake rap.

    >>
    >> You're just jealous.
    >>

    >
    > Playa hatas.
    >


    The cutthroat world of rap.

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    Soapy, Aug 20, 2004
    #3
  4. Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AC9662BC5Fsoapy@
    207.14.113.17:

    > "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    > news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >
    >> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    >> 207.14.113.17:
    >>
    >>> "Michael" <> wrote in
    >>> news:
    >>>
    >>>> In <news:>,
    >>>> subRoutine.exe said:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >>>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >>>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal tranquilizers*
    >>>>>>>> It's been awhile since I got to use these. Wait, who are we
    >>>>>>>> hunting again, and why?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when you
    >>>>>> are.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    >>>>
    >>>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    >>>>
    >>>> His shit is fake rap.
    >>>
    >>> You're just jealous.
    >>>

    >>
    >> Playa hatas.
    >>

    >
    > The cutthroat world of rap.
    >


    Look at what it did to MC Hammer.

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    Alas, Babylon, Aug 20, 2004
    #4
  5. I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on 20
    Aug 2004 01:29:30 GMT, "Alas, Babylon" <> screamed
    from behind the mulberry bush:

    >Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AC9662BC5Fsoapy@
    >207.14.113.17:
    >
    >> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    >> news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >>
    >>> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    >>> 207.14.113.17:
    >>>
    >>>> "Michael" <> wrote in
    >>>> news:
    >>>>
    >>>>> In <news:>,
    >>>>> subRoutine.exe said:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >>>>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >>>>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal tranquilizers*
    >>>>>>>>> It's been awhile since I got to use these. Wait, who are we
    >>>>>>>>> hunting again, and why?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when you
    >>>>>>> are.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> His shit is fake rap.
    >>>>
    >>>> You're just jealous.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> Playa hatas.
    >>>

    >>
    >> The cutthroat world of rap.
    >>

    >
    >Look at what it did to MC Hammer.


    Who?

    Dr Harvie Wahl-Banghor
    Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor, Aug 20, 2004
    #5
  6. subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    news::

    > On 20 Aug 2004 02:03:12 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    > <> wrote:
    >
    >:subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    >:news::
    >:
    >:> On 20 Aug 2004 01:29:30 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    >:> <> wrote:
    >:>
    >:>:Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AC9662BC5Fsoapy@
    >:>:207.14.113.17:
    >:>:
    >:>:> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    >:>:> news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >:>:>
    >:>:>> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    >:>:>> 207.14.113.17:
    >:>:>>
    >:>:>>> "Michael" <> wrote in
    >:>:>>> news:
    >:>:>>>
    >:>:>>>> In <news:>,
    >:>:>>>> subRoutine.exe said:
    >:>:>>>>
    >:>:>>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >:>:>>>>> <> wrote:
    >:>:>>>>>
    >:>:>>>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >:>:>>>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >:>:>>>>>>>
    >:>:>>>>>>>
    >:>:>>>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal tranquilizers*
    >:>:>>>>>>>> It's been awhile since I got to use these. Wait, who are we
    >:>:>>>>>>>> hunting again, and why?
    >:>:>>>>>>>
    >:>:>>>>>>>
    >:>:>>>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >:>:>>>>>>
    >:>:>>>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when you
    >:>:>>>>>> are.
    >:>:>>>>>
    >:>:>>>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    >:>:>>>>
    >:>:>>>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    >:>:>>>>
    >:>:>>>> His shit is fake rap.
    >:>:>>>
    >:>:>>> You're just jealous.
    >:>:>>>
    >:>:>>
    >:>:>> Playa hatas.
    >:>:>>
    >:>:>
    >:>:> The cutthroat world of rap.
    >:>:>
    >:>:
    >:>:Look at what it did to MC Hammer.
    >:>
    >:> What would you know about music, Twisted Sister? That Tom Araya still
    >:> carries around the stupid cross you gave him and hair bands like Skid
    >:> Row rokked? Shouldn't that be a little too 'Bon Jovi' for the average
    >:> taste? Or maybe it's too honky for HR?
    >:
    >:I suggest you stay in your weight division, chum.
    >
    > Yeah, forgive me if I should ever trample upon your hair-sprayed-lite
    > ass.


    You seem to have me confused with Eric Saeger, or perhaps Governor
    Moonplow. I understand that you must feel rather bad, being kicked around
    this newsgroup for years, but attempting to vent your acquired aggression
    toward me will only exacerbate your condition.


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    Alas, Babylon, Aug 20, 2004
    #6
  7. Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor <> wrote in
    news::

    > I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on 20
    > Aug 2004 01:29:30 GMT, "Alas, Babylon" <> screamed
    > from behind the mulberry bush:
    >
    >>Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AC9662BC5Fsoapy@
    >>207.14.113.17:
    >>
    >>> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    >>> news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >>>
    >>>> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    >>>> 207.14.113.17:
    >>>>
    >>>>> "Michael" <> wrote in
    >>>>> news:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> In <news:>,
    >>>>>> subRoutine.exe said:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >>>>>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal tranquilizers*
    >>>>>>>>>> It's been awhile since I got to use these. Wait, who are we
    >>>>>>>>>> hunting again, and why?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when you
    >>>>>>>> are.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> His shit is fake rap.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> You're just jealous.
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Playa hatas.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> The cutthroat world of rap.
    >>>

    >>
    >>Look at what it did to MC Hammer.

    >
    > Who?


    Exactly.

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    Alas, Babylon, Aug 20, 2004
    #7
  8. Soapy

    Soapy Guest

    "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    news:Xns954AE3238F586spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17

    > Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor <> wrote in
    > news::
    >
    >> I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on
    >> 20 Aug 2004 01:29:30 GMT, "Alas, Babylon" <>
    >> screamed from behind the mulberry bush:
    >>
    >>>Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AC9662BC5Fsoapy@
    >>>207.14.113.17:
    >>>
    >>>> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    >>>> news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >>>>
    >>>>> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    >>>>> 207.14.113.17:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> "Michael" <> wrote in
    >>>>>> news:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> In <news:>,
    >>>>>>> subRoutine.exe said:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >>>>>>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal
    >>>>>>>>>>> tranquilizers* It's been awhile since I got to use
    >>>>>>>>>>> these. Wait, who are we hunting again, and why?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when
    >>>>>>>>> you are.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> His shit is fake rap.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> You're just jealous.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Playa hatas.
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> The cutthroat world of rap.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>>Look at what it did to MC Hammer.

    >>
    >> Who?

    >
    > Exactly.
    >


    It's a shame.


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    Soapy, Aug 20, 2004
    #8
  9. On 20 Aug 2004 03:19:24 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon" <>
    wrote:

    :subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    :news::
    :
    :> On 20 Aug 2004 02:03:12 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    :> <> wrote:
    :>
    :>:subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    :>:news::
    :>:
    :>:> On 20 Aug 2004 01:29:30 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    :>:> <> wrote:
    :>:>
    :>:>:Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AC9662BC5Fsoapy@
    :>:>:207.14.113.17:
    :>:>:
    :>:>:> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    :>:>:> news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    :>:>:>
    :>:>:>> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    :>:>:>> 207.14.113.17:
    :>:>:>>
    :>:>:>>> "Michael" <> wrote in
    :>:>:>>> news:
    :>:>:>>>
    :>:>:>>>> In <news:>,
    :>:>:>>>> subRoutine.exe said:
    :>:>:>>>>
    :>:>:>>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    :>:>:>>>>> <> wrote:
    :>:>:>>>>>
    :>:>:>>>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    :>:>:>>>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    :>:>:>>>>>>>
    :>:>:>>>>>>>
    :>:>:>>>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal tranquilizers*
    :>:>:>>>>>>>> It's been awhile since I got to use these. Wait, who are we
    :>:>:>>>>>>>> hunting again, and why?
    :>:>:>>>>>>>
    :>:>:>>>>>>>
    :>:>:>>>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    :>:>:>>>>>>
    :>:>:>>>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when you
    :>:>:>>>>>> are.
    :>:>:>>>>>
    :>:>:>>>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    :>:>:>>>>
    :>:>:>>>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    :>:>:>>>>
    :>:>:>>>> His shit is fake rap.
    :>:>:>>>
    :>:>:>>> You're just jealous.
    :>:>:>>>
    :>:>:>>
    :>:>:>> Playa hatas.
    :>:>:>>
    :>:>:>
    :>:>:> The cutthroat world of rap.
    :>:>:>
    :>:>:
    :>:>:Look at what it did to MC Hammer.
    :>:>
    :>:> What would you know about music, Twisted Sister? That Tom Araya still
    :>:> carries around the stupid cross you gave him and hair bands like Skid
    :>:> Row rokked? Shouldn't that be a little too 'Bon Jovi' for the average
    :>:> taste? Or maybe it's too honky for HR?
    :>:
    :>:I suggest you stay in your weight division, chum.
    :>
    :> Yeah, forgive me if I should ever trample upon your hair-sprayed-lite
    :> ass.
    :
    :You seem to have me confused with Eric Saeger, or perhaps Governor
    :Moonplow.

    Wrong, I'm pretty sure I'm talking to idiot here.

    :I understand that you must feel rather bad,
    ^
    Deanna Troi thinks he's an empath. Must be from the time you and Vince Neil
    inhaled Pam aerosol with Teflon, PVC, & Polyethylene.

    :being kicked around this newsgroup for years,

    Seems too far-fetched, cite some examples.

    :but attempting to vent your acquired aggression
    :toward me will only exacerbate your condition.

    Oh, are you and Dean going to do something about it? Poor Dean is posting at a
    loss for words these days. How is that going to help you? And on your own you're
    not even sure whether you should kiss my ass or make empty threats.

    Too bad HR thought you were such a nerd. He could have taught you something.

    _-
    -_
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    ===============================================================

    Me:
    <>
    Worst Flamer is a badge of honor bestowed on the ones
    who've pissed you off to no end. :)P

    Me again:
    <9PIZ9.13728$>
    I'm tied as the ninth worst flamer, which means that I pissed off a lot of
    people. It's a compliment in the highest regards. :)

    "Ari Asikainen" <03:15:38 GMT ()> wrote:
    <3fa94a70$0$2941$>
    "Secondly, votes that are made specifically against me are a
    excellent demonstration of the effect my flames have had on the
    voter."

    Another confirmation weeks later:

    "Ari Asikainen" <03:15:38 GMT ()> wrote:
    <40e17838$0$3182$>
    Perfectly true. If they weren't at least somewhat upset with my
    flames, they wouldn't vote for me in that category.

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------

    God: "Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get
    dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope.
    You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket."

    Bender: "Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!"

    God: "Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing.

    When you do things right, people won't be sure
    you've done anything at all."
    subRoutine.exe, Aug 20, 2004
    #9
  10. subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    news::

    > On 20 Aug 2004 03:19:24 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    > <> wrote:
    >
    >:subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    >:news::
    >:
    >:> On 20 Aug 2004 02:03:12 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    >:> <> wrote:
    >:>
    >:>:subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    >:>:news::
    >:>:
    >:>:> On 20 Aug 2004 01:29:30 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    >:>:> <> wrote:
    >:>:>
    >:>:>:Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AC9662BC5Fsoapy@
    >:>:>:207.14.113.17:
    >:>:>:
    >:>:>:> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    >:>:>:> news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >:>:>:>
    >:>:>:>> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    >:>:>:>> 207.14.113.17:
    >:>:>:>>
    >:>:>:>>> "Michael" <> wrote in
    >:>:>:>>> news:
    >:>:>:>>>
    >:>:>:>>>> In <news:>,
    >:>:>:>>>> subRoutine.exe said:
    >:>:>:>>>>
    >:>:>:>>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >:>:>:>>>>> <> wrote:
    >:>:>:>>>>>
    >:>:>:>>>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >:>:>:>>>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >:>:>:>>>>>>>
    >:>:>:>>>>>>>
    >:>:>:>>>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal tranquilizers*
    >:>:>:>>>>>>>> It's been awhile since I got to use these. Wait, who are
    >:>:>:>>>>>>>> we hunting again, and why?
    >:>:>:>>>>>>>
    >:>:>:>>>>>>>
    >:>:>:>>>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >:>:>:>>>>>>
    >:>:>:>>>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when
    >:>:>:>>>>>> you are.
    >:>:>:>>>>>
    >:>:>:>>>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    >:>:>:>>>>
    >:>:>:>>>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    >:>:>:>>>>
    >:>:>:>>>> His shit is fake rap.
    >:>:>:>>>
    >:>:>:>>> You're just jealous.
    >:>:>:>>>
    >:>:>:>>
    >:>:>:>> Playa hatas.
    >:>:>:>>
    >:>:>:>
    >:>:>:> The cutthroat world of rap.
    >:>:>:>
    >:>:>:
    >:>:>:Look at what it did to MC Hammer.
    >:>:>
    >:>:> What would you know about music, Twisted Sister?



    Well, I make music. You're a male groupie.


    >:>:> That Tom Araya still carries around the stupid cross you gave him and


    Hardly the pinnacle of my life, is it?

    >:>:> hair bands like Skid Row rokked?



    Where did you get this kooky idea, by the way?


    > Shouldn't that be a little too 'Bon Jovi' for
    >:>:> the average taste? Or maybe it's too honky for HR?
    >:>:
    >:>:I suggest you stay in your weight division, chum.
    >:>
    >:> Yeah, forgive me if I should ever trample upon your hair-sprayed-lite
    >:> ass.
    >:
    >:You seem to have me confused with Eric Saeger, or perhaps Governor
    >:Moonplow.
    >
    > Wrong, I'm pretty sure I'm talking to idiot here.



    You speak the language, anyway.


    >:I understand that you must feel rather bad,
    > ^
    > Deanna Troi thinks he's an empath. Must be from the time you and Vince
    > Neil inhaled Pam aerosol with Teflon, PVC, & Polyethylene.



    Yes, that makes total sense.


    >:being kicked around this newsgroup for years,
    >
    > Seems too far-fetched, cite some examples.



    This impotent volley of yours, for instance.



    >:but attempting to vent your acquired aggression
    >:toward me will only exacerbate your condition.
    >
    > Oh, are you and Dean going to do something about it? Poor Dean is
    > posting at a loss for words these days. How is that going to help you?



    Have Dean on the brain, do you?


    > And on your own you're not even sure whether you should kiss my ass or
    > make empty threats.



    Which would explain why I did neither.


    > Too bad HR thought you were such a nerd. He could have taught you
    > something.



    You're the hanger-on of musicians, kid, not I.


    > _-
    > -_
    > subRoutine <http://www.softtargets.com>
    > Overunity Energy Mechanism
    > 0,0,1
    >
    > ===============================================================
    >
    > Me:
    > <>
    > Worst Flamer is a badge of honor bestowed on the ones
    > who've pissed you off to no end. :)P
    >
    > Me again:
    > <9PIZ9.13728$>
    > I'm tied as the ninth worst flamer, which means that I pissed off a lot
    > of people. It's a compliment in the highest regards. :)
    >
    > "Ari Asikainen" <03:15:38 GMT ()> wrote:
    > <3fa94a70$0$2941$>
    > "Secondly, votes that are made specifically against me are a
    > excellent demonstration of the effect my flames have had on the
    > voter."
    >
    > Another confirmation weeks later:
    >
    > "Ari Asikainen" <03:15:38 GMT ()> wrote:
    > <40e17838$0$3182$>
    > Perfectly true. If they weren't at least somewhat upset with my
    > flames, they wouldn't vote for me in that category.
    >
    > -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    >
    > God: "Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get
    > dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope.
    > You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a
    > pickpocket."
    >
    > Bender: "Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!"
    >
    > God: "Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing.
    >
    > When you do things right, people won't be sure
    > you've done anything at all."
    >


    Your sig reeks of overcompensation.

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    Alas, Babylon, Aug 20, 2004
    #10
  11. Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AE588BC9BCsoapy@
    207.14.113.17:

    > "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    > news:Xns954AE3238F586spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >
    >> Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor <> wrote in
    >> news::
    >>
    >>> I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on
    >>> 20 Aug 2004 01:29:30 GMT, "Alas, Babylon" <>
    >>> screamed from behind the mulberry bush:
    >>>
    >>>>Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AC9662BC5Fsoapy@
    >>>>207.14.113.17:
    >>>>
    >>>>> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    >>>>> news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    >>>>>> 207.14.113.17:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> "Michael" <> wrote in
    >>>>>>> news:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> In <news:>,
    >>>>>>>> subRoutine.exe said:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >>>>>>>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal
    >>>>>>>>>>>> tranquilizers* It's been awhile since I got to use
    >>>>>>>>>>>> these. Wait, who are we hunting again, and why?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when
    >>>>>>>>>> you are.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> His shit is fake rap.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> You're just jealous.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Playa hatas.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> The cutthroat world of rap.
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>Look at what it did to MC Hammer.
    >>>
    >>> Who?

    >>
    >> Exactly.
    >>

    >
    > It's a shame.


    He is once again bat boy for the Oakland A's, as I understand it.


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    Alas, Babylon, Aug 20, 2004
    #11
  12. On 20 Aug 2004 06:25:18 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon" <>
    wrote:

    :subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    :news::
    :
    :> On 20 Aug 2004 03:19:24 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    :> <> wrote:
    :>
    :>:subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    :>:news::
    :>:
    :>:> On 20 Aug 2004 02:03:12 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    :>:> <> wrote:
    :>:>
    :>:>:subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    :>:>:news::
    :>:>:
    :>:>:> On 20 Aug 2004 01:29:30 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    :>:>:> <> wrote:
    :>:>:>
    :>:>:>:Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AC9662BC5Fsoapy@
    :>:>:>:207.14.113.17:
    :>:>:>:
    :>:>:>:> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    :>:>:>:> news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    :>:>:>:>
    :>:>:>:>> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    :>:>:>:>> 207.14.113.17:
    :>:>:>:>>
    :>:>:>:>>> "Michael" <> wrote in
    :>:>:>:>>> news:
    :>:>:>:>>>
    :>:>:>:>>>> In <news:>,
    :>:>:>:>>>> subRoutine.exe said:
    :>:>:>:>>>>
    :>:>:>:>>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    :>:>:>:>>>>> <> wrote:
    :>:>:>:>>>>>
    :>:>:>:>>>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    :>:>:>:>>>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    :>:>:>:>>>>>>>
    :>:>:>:>>>>>>>
    :>:>:>:>>>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal tranquilizers*
    :>:>:>:>>>>>>>> It's been awhile since I got to use these. Wait, who are
    :>:>:>:>>>>>>>> we hunting again, and why?
    :>:>:>:>>>>>>>
    :>:>:>:>>>>>>>
    :>:>:>:>>>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    :>:>:>:>>>>>>
    :>:>:>:>>>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when
    :>:>:>:>>>>>> you are.
    :>:>:>:>>>>>
    :>:>:>:>>>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    :>:>:>:>>>>
    :>:>:>:>>>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    :>:>:>:>>>>
    :>:>:>:>>>> His shit is fake rap.
    :>:>:>:>>>
    :>:>:>:>>> You're just jealous.
    :>:>:>:>>>
    :>:>:>:>>
    :>:>:>:>> Playa hatas.
    :>:>:>:>>
    :>:>:>:>
    :>:>:>:> The cutthroat world of rap.
    :>:>:>:>
    :>:>:>:
    :>:>:>:Look at what it did to MC Hammer.
    :>:>:>
    :>:>:> What would you know about music, Twisted Sister?
    :
    :Well, I make music.

    You're much better at making a Usenet fool of yourself. So why abandon such a
    fledgling career?

    :You're a male groupie.

    First of all, the genre of hardcore purists I belong to reject such infantile
    notions. Secondly, your assumption consists of the same type of innovation one
    would expect from a Green Day cover-band. And finally, what stopped you from
    posting an all out faglame?

    :>:>:> That Tom Araya still carries around the stupid cross you gave him and
    :
    :Hardly the pinnacle of my life, is it?

    You related the pinnacle of your life when you lamented about the Bad Brains;
    specifically when you assumed a black guy like HR must hate all white people
    because he didn't indulge you in any of your vacuous druggie-day reminiscing.

    Let me tell you something about the "black man", Jason: like any other person,
    he doesn't owe you a response. Maybe if you could convince him next time that
    it's extremely important he answer, I'm sure he just might recommend a good
    African proctologist to help you cope with the biggest arsing of your r/l
    drug-dealing career.

    :>:>:> hair bands like Skid Row rokked?
    :
    :Where did you get this kooky idea, by the way?

    Considering how you blame black people for your own stupidity, I don't think
    it's much of a stretch to see you in one of Baz's sweaty "AIDS Kills Fags Dead!"
    t-shirts, hmmmm?

    :> Shouldn't that be a little too 'Bon Jovi' for
    :>:>:> the average taste? Or maybe it's too honky for HR?
    :>:>:
    :>:>:I suggest you stay in your weight division, chum.
    :>:>
    :>:> Yeah, forgive me if I should ever trample upon your hair-sprayed-lite
    :>:> ass.
    :>:
    :>:You seem to have me confused with Eric Saeger, or perhaps Governor
    :>:Moonplow.
    :>
    :> Wrong, I'm pretty sure I'm talking to idiot here.
    :
    :You speak the language, anyway.
    :
    You rather incriminate yourself than build a proper defense, dullard.

    :>:I understand that you must feel rather bad,
    :> ^
    :> Deanna Troi thinks he's an empath. Must be from the time you and Vince
    :> Neil inhaled Pam aerosol with Teflon, PVC, & Polyethylene.
    :
    :Yes, that makes total sense.

    You're an idiot. You agreed with my assertion that you sniff Pam aerosol.
    :
    :>:being kicked around this newsgroup for years,
    :>
    :> Seems too far-fetched, cite some examples.
    :
    :This impotent volley of yours, for instance.
    :
    Doesn't count because it merely asks you to cite a significant example which
    obviously doesn't exist.
    :
    :>:but attempting to vent your acquired aggression
    :>:toward me will only exacerbate your condition.
    :>
    :> Oh, are you and Dean going to do something about it? Poor Dean is
    :> posting at a loss for words these days. How is that going to help you?
    :
    :Have Dean on the brain, do you?
    :
    Rather he has my boot stuck in his arse. You can tell him to keep it as a
    souvenir or pair it with the other one I left with you.

    :> And on your own you're not even sure whether you should kiss my ass or
    :> make empty threats.
    :
    :Which would explain why I did neither.

    "Attempting to vent your acquired agression[sic] toward me will only exacerbate
    your condition."

    Let's talk about fence-sitting for a moment...

    Fence-sitting:
    Pronunciation: 'fen(t)s-"si-ti[ng]
    Function: noun
    :a state of indecision or neutrality with respect to conflicting positions


    Jason C., Fence-sitter
    : "I think I need another hit from the bong, man,
    but I can't seem to reach it."
    :
    :> Too bad HR thought you were such a nerd. He could have taught you
    :> something.
    :
    :You're the hanger-on of musicians, kid, not I.

    My musician friends talk to me, Jason. We exchange ideas because I don't bore
    them with vacuous druggie-day reminiscing.

    Jason C: "Hey man, remember the time you bought pot from my "friend"?"

    HR, thinking to himself: ["What's this stupid honky talking about?"]

    Jason C: "C'mon man, I'm talking to you? HAH?! YOU DON'T LIKE TALKING TO WHITE
    GUYS OR
    SOMETHING!? TALK TO MEEEEE! TALK TO MEEEEEeeee PLLLLLEEEAAAAASSSSSSE."

    HR: ["Get out of my way fool."]

    Jason C: "You know you give all black people a bad name because you're stoned
    and don't like talking to white people. THAT'S THE LAST TIME I SELL
    YOU ANYTHING FROM MY STASH YOU
    UNGRATEFUL BLACK BASTARD!!!

    [...] my .sig

    :Your sig reeks of overcompensation.

    I put whatever I please in my .sig. If you have a problem with it, report me to
    the .sig police.




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    ===============================================================

    Me:
    <>
    Worst Flamer is a badge of honor bestowed on the ones
    who've pissed you off to no end. :)P

    Me again:
    <9PIZ9.13728$>
    I'm tied as the ninth worst flamer, which means that I pissed off a lot of
    people. It's a compliment in the highest regards. :)

    "Ari Asikainen" <03:15:38 GMT ()> wrote:
    <3fa94a70$0$2941$>
    "Secondly, votes that are made specifically against me are a
    excellent demonstration of the effect my flames have had on the
    voter."

    Another confirmation weeks later:

    "Ari Asikainen" <03:15:38 GMT ()> wrote:
    <40e17838$0$3182$>
    Perfectly true. If they weren't at least somewhat upset with my
    flames, they wouldn't vote for me in that category.

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------

    God: "Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get
    dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope.
    You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket."

    Bender: "Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!"

    God: "Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing.

    When you do things right, people won't be sure
    you've done anything at all."
    subRoutine.exe, Aug 20, 2004
    #12
  13. Koput Speaks for "The Black Man"

    subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    news::

    > On 20 Aug 2004 06:25:18 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    > <> wrote:
    >
    >:subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    >:news::
    >:
    >:> On 20 Aug 2004 03:19:24 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    >:> <> wrote:
    >:>
    >:>:subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    >:>:news::
    >:>:
    >:>:> On 20 Aug 2004 02:03:12 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    >:>:> <> wrote:
    >:>:>
    >:>:>:subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    >:>:>:news::
    >:>:>:
    >:>:>:> On 20 Aug 2004 01:29:30 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    >:>:>:> <> wrote:
    >:>:>:>
    >:>:>:>:Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AC9662BC5Fsoapy@
    >:>:>:>:207.14.113.17:
    >:>:>:>:
    >:>:>:>:> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    >:>:>:>:> news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >:>:>:>:>
    >:>:>:>:>> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    >:>:>:>:>> 207.14.113.17:
    >:>:>:>:>>
    >:>:>:>:>>> "Michael" <> wrote in
    >:>:>:>:>>> news:
    >:>:>:>:>>>
    >:>:>:>:>>>> In <news:>,
    >:>:>:>:>>>> subRoutine.exe said:
    >:>:>:>:>>>>
    >:>:>:>:>>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >:>:>:>:>>>>> <> wrote:
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>>>
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>>>
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>>>> tranquilizers* It's been awhile since I got to use these.
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>>>> Wait, who are we hunting again, and why?
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>>>
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>>>
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>>
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>> you are.
    >:>:>:>:>>>>>
    >:>:>:>:>>>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    >:>:>:>:>>>>
    >:>:>:>:>>>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    >:>:>:>:>>>>
    >:>:>:>:>>>> His shit is fake rap.
    >:>:>:>:>>>
    >:>:>:>:>>> You're just jealous.
    >:>:>:>:>>>
    >:>:>:>:>>
    >:>:>:>:>> Playa hatas.
    >:>:>:>:>>
    >:>:>:>:>
    >:>:>:>:> The cutthroat world of rap.
    >:>:>:>:>
    >:>:>:>:
    >:>:>:>:Look at what it did to MC Hammer.
    >:>:>:>
    >:>:>:> What would you know about music, Twisted Sister?
    >:
    >:Well, I make music.
    >
    > You're much better at making a Usenet fool of yourself. So why abandon
    > such a fledgling career?


    What's it like, trying to ingratiate yourself with musicians by being a
    sycophant?


    >:You're a male groupie.
    >
    > First of all, the genre of hardcore purists I belong to


    "Hardcore purists" don't really listen to Ministry, do they? Particularly
    the latter day, dreadful stuff.


    > reject such
    > infantile notions. Secondly, your assumption consists of the same type
    > of innovation one would expect from a Green Day cover-band. And finally,
    > what stopped you from posting an all out faglame?



    Fumble for words, buddy.


    >:>:>:> That Tom Araya still carries around the stupid cross you gave him
    >:>:>:> and
    >:
    >:Hardly the pinnacle of my life, is it?
    >
    > You related the pinnacle of your life when you lamented about the Bad
    > Brains; specifically when you assumed a black guy like HR must hate all
    > white people because he didn't indulge you in any of your vacuous
    > druggie-day reminiscing.



    You seem to have the depth of a shoehorn.


    > Let me tell you something about the "black man", Jason: like any other
    > person, he doesn't owe you a response. Maybe if you could convince him
    > next time that it's extremely important he answer, I'm sure he just
    > might recommend a good African proctologist to help you cope with the
    > biggest arsing of your r/l drug-dealing career.



    You sure do seem to be making a big deal out of nothing. Is this what
    groupies do for fun in their off time?


    >:>:>:> hair bands like Skid Row rokked?
    >:
    >:Where did you get this kooky idea, by the way?
    >
    > Considering how you blame black people for your own stupidity, I don't
    > think it's much of a stretch to see you in one of Baz's sweaty "AIDS
    > Kills Fags Dead!" t-shirts, hmmmm?


    You do wear your feelings on your sleeve, don't you?


    >:> Shouldn't that be a little too 'Bon Jovi' for
    >:>:>:> the average taste? Or maybe it's too honky for HR?
    >:>:>:
    >:>:>:I suggest you stay in your weight division, chum.
    >:>:>
    >:>:> Yeah, forgive me if I should ever trample upon your
    >:>:> hair-sprayed-lite ass.
    >:>:
    >:>:You seem to have me confused with Eric Saeger, or perhaps Governor
    >:>:Moonplow.
    >:>
    >:> Wrong, I'm pretty sure I'm talking to idiot here.
    >:
    >:You speak the language, anyway.
    >:
    > You rather incriminate yourself than build a proper defense, dullard.


    If only you could build a proper sentence.


    >:>:I understand that you must feel rather bad,
    >:> ^
    >:> Deanna Troi thinks he's an empath. Must be from the time you and Vince
    >:> Neil inhaled Pam aerosol with Teflon, PVC, & Polyethylene.
    >:
    >:Yes, that makes total sense.
    >
    > You're an idiot. You agreed with my assertion that you sniff Pam
    > aerosol.



    And you're highly respected by hardcore purists.

    ; )

    >:
    >:>:being kicked around this newsgroup for years,
    >:>
    >:> Seems too far-fetched, cite some examples.
    >:
    >:This impotent volley of yours, for instance.
    >:
    > Doesn't count because it merely asks you to cite a significant example
    > which obviously doesn't exist.



    From what little I know of you, you're the biggest bottom feeder in
    alt.flame. I think I've been here a year or so, daily, and never took
    notice of you.

    Your name seems to be James. Are you Marijames, by any chance?


    >:
    >:>:but attempting to vent your acquired aggression
    >:>:toward me will only exacerbate your condition.
    >:>
    >:> Oh, are you and Dean going to do something about it? Poor Dean is
    >:> posting at a loss for words these days. How is that going to help you?
    >:
    >:Have Dean on the brain, do you?
    >:
    > Rather he has my boot stuck in his arse. You can tell him to keep it as
    > a souvenir or pair it with the other one I left with you.



    Ah, you attended the Moonplow school of "I won! I won!", didn't you?


    >:> And on your own you're not even sure whether you should kiss my ass or
    >:> make empty threats.
    >:
    >:Which would explain why I did neither.
    >
    > "Attempting to vent your acquired agression[sic] toward me will only
    > exacerbate your condition."
    >
    > Let's talk about fence-sitting for a moment...
    >
    > Fence-sitting:
    > Pronunciation: 'fen(t)s-"si-ti[ng]
    > Function: noun
    > :a state of indecision or neutrality with respect to conflicting
    > :positions
    >
    >
    > Jason C., Fence-sitter
    > : "I think I need another hit from the bong, man,
    > but I can't seem to reach it."



    Are you always this clumsy when you try to write?


    >:
    >:> Too bad HR thought you were such a nerd. He could have taught you
    >:> something.
    >:
    >:You're the hanger-on of musicians, kid, not I.
    >
    > My musician friends talk to me, Jason. We exchange ideas because I don't
    > bore them with vacuous druggie-day reminiscing.


    Your musician friends?


    > Jason C: "Hey man, remember the time you bought pot from my "friend"?"
    >
    > HR, thinking to himself: ["What's this stupid honky talking about?"]
    >
    > Jason C: "C'mon man, I'm talking to you? HAH?! YOU DON'T LIKE TALKING TO
    > WHITE GUYS OR
    > SOMETHING!? TALK TO MEEEEE! TALK TO MEEEEEeeee
    > PLLLLLEEEAAAAASSSSSSE."
    >
    > HR: ["Get out of my way fool."]
    >
    > Jason C: "You know you give all black people a bad name because you're
    > stoned and don't like talking to white people. THAT'S THE
    > LAST TIME I SELL YOU ANYTHING FROM MY STASH YOU
    > UNGRATEFUL BLACK BASTARD!!!



    Thank you for that lovely imaginary narrative. Can you write up a Slayer
    story next? Or a Brutal Truth one?


    > [...] my .sig
    >
    >:Your sig reeks of overcompensation.
    >
    > I put whatever I please in my .sig. If you have a problem with it,
    > report me to the .sig police.


    Who am I to complain about how dickless you look?


    >
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    > -_
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    > 0,0,1
    >
    > ===============================================================
    >
    > Me:
    > <>
    > Worst Flamer is a badge of honor bestowed on the ones
    > who've pissed you off to no end. :)P
    >
    > Me again:
    > <9PIZ9.13728$>
    > I'm tied as the ninth worst flamer, which means that I pissed off a lot
    > of people. It's a compliment in the highest regards. :)
    >
    > "Ari Asikainen" <03:15:38 GMT ()> wrote:
    > <3fa94a70$0$2941$>
    > "Secondly, votes that are made specifically against me are a
    > excellent demonstration of the effect my flames have had on the
    > voter."
    >
    > Another confirmation weeks later:
    >
    > "Ari Asikainen" <03:15:38 GMT ()> wrote:
    > <40e17838$0$3182$>
    > Perfectly true. If they weren't at least somewhat upset with my
    > flames, they wouldn't vote for me in that category.
    >
    > -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    >
    > God: "Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get
    > dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope.
    > You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a
    > pickpocket."
    >
    > Bender: "Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!"
    >
    > God: "Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing.
    >
    > When you do things right, people won't be sure
    > you've done anything at all."
    >




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    Alas, Babylon, Aug 21, 2004
    #13
  14. Re: Koput Speaks for "The Black Man"

    On 21 Aug 2004 01:37:58 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon" <>
    wrote:

    :subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    :news::
    :
    :> On 20 Aug 2004 06:25:18 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    :> <> wrote:
    :>
    :>:subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    :>:news::

    [...]

    :>:>:>:>:Look at what it did to MC Hammer.
    :>:>:>:>
    :>:>:>:> What would you know about music, Twisted Sister?
    :>:
    :>:Well, I make music.
    :>
    :> You're much better at making a Usenet fool of yourself. So why abandon
    :> such a fledgling career?
    :
    :What's it like, trying to ingratiate yourself with musicians by being a
    :sycophant?

    You seem to think musicians are of some kind of different breed, Jason. That's
    why they won't talk to you. They think you're a loser instead of a normal human
    being. No one needs to ingratiate themselves to them, they're very much like any
    other person only in some cases a few tend to be incredibly stupid because of
    their drug abuse. You see, the trick to becoming a musician is not to do the
    druggie scene BEFORE you have a huge following of listeners. It's only AFTER
    these guys have made their money do they start fucking things up like that. With
    you though - and people like you who think they're musicians - you get involved
    with the drugs immediately in order to make quick friends. When time is short,
    how are you ever going to get them to remember you when you're sharing bong
    hits? You're going in reverse without making a buck for survival and barring
    yourself from ever connecting to anyone who'd normally call you back when
    they're in town again. You're practically the biggest loser on the planet for
    thinking you're participating in some kind of music scene.

    So tell me, who's ever going to agree with your dumb opinions on music? You know
    shit about what you're talking about because you're so unclever and stupid.
    :
    :>:You're a male groupie.
    :>
    :> First of all, the genre of hardcore purists I belong to
    :
    :"Hardcore purists" don't really listen to Ministry, do they? Particularly
    :the latter day, dreadful stuff.

    Hardcore purists listen to whatever they want to listen to and like whatever
    they want to like. Whether or not they own a 'Kylie' or 'Janis Joplin' record,
    it still doesn't mean they're unable to separate the junk from the innovators.
    You fit right in by getting high with them and then you wonder why they forget
    you.

    :> reject such
    :> infantile notions. Secondly, your assumption consists of the same type
    :> of innovation one would expect from a Green Day cover-band. And finally,
    :> what stopped you from posting an all out faglame?
    :
    :Fumble for words, buddy.

    Fumble for what words? Are you saying you're unable to follow the progression of
    music from bands like 'The Descendants' to others like 'G.B.H.' and then finally
    to rip-offs like bumblegum chewing 'Green Day'? Is that all you know from your
    druggie-days? Or are you saying you didn't post an all out faglame because
    you're too stoned right now and didn't get it?
    :
    :>:>:>:> That Tom Araya still carries around the stupid cross you gave him
    :>:>:>:> and
    :>:
    :>:Hardly the pinnacle of my life, is it?
    :>
    :> You related the pinnacle of your life when you lamented about the Bad
    :> Brains; specifically when you assumed a black guy like HR must hate all
    :> white people because he didn't indulge you in any of your vacuous
    :> druggie-day reminiscing.
    :
    :You seem to have the depth of a shoehorn.

    I was summarizing your story, you fucking moron. Remember the one you told me?

    Take a look at this you shamefully tweaked-out imbecile...

    ------------------------insert----------------------------------

    Re: Twisted Sister Fans of the World, Unite!
    From: Tupac Chopra <>
    <Xns95397A2B99FF8spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17>

    So, the kid says he went to some dope house or another, I guess in Texas.
    As he was coming in, he says, someone stood up and blew the biggest cloud
    of crack smoke he had ever seen in his life and walked out. And this kid
    has probably seen a few. The exhaler was of course, Gibby.


    I had a pot and acid dealer I worked with in Baton Rouge. He was bi, and
    he sold to skinheads. He was a weird chap. Anyway, he gets a call "HR
    from Bad Brains is in town, and he wants some pot."

    Well, send him over...

    So HR comes, and, we'll call him "Bob", puts down a QP or whatever in
    front of him. "Help yourself, man".

    HR rolled grabbed a huge handful and threw it into a piece of newspaper.
    Rolled it up into a cone, and smoked the whole thing. Then he left
    without ever saying a word.

    A few years later, I saw HR in New Orleans, so I related the tale to him
    and asked him about it.

    He STILL didn't say a single word. I still don't know if he doesn't talk
    to white people, or if he was on acid.

    ------------------------insert----------------------------------

    You're apparently blaming a black guy for ignoring you because he must either be
    on acid or he doesn't speak to 'white people'. What kind of jackass are you?
    That was an incredibly stupid remark. You're obviously a crackerjack with barely
    enough brain cells to spare for a semi-coherent retelling of your story.
    :
    :
    :> Let me tell you something about the "black man", Jason: like any other
    :> person, he doesn't owe you a response. Maybe if you could convince him
    :> next time that it's extremely important he answer, I'm sure he just
    :> might recommend a good African proctologist to help you cope with the
    :> biggest arsing of your r/l drug-dealing career.
    :
    :You sure do seem to be making a big deal out of nothing. Is this what
    :groupies do for fun in their off time?

    <rolls eyes>
    Why stop there, Jason? We probably all suck eachother's dicks for all you know.
    Add that to your list of questions the next time you do a bong hit with 'HR'.
    :
    :>:>:>:> hair bands like Skid Row rokked?
    :>:
    :>:Where did you get this kooky idea, by the way?
    :>
    :> Considering how you blame black people for your own stupidity, I don't
    :> think it's much of a stretch to see you in one of Baz's sweaty "AIDS
    :> Kills Fags Dead!" t-shirts, hmmmm?
    :
    :You do wear your feelings on your sleeve, don't you?

    Was that a semi-coherent IKY? Can you speak without garbling?

    :>:> Shouldn't that be a little too 'Bon Jovi' for
    :>:>:>:> the average taste? Or maybe it's too honky for HR?
    :>:>:>:
    :>:>:>:I suggest you stay in your weight division, chum.
    :>:>:>
    :>:>:> Yeah, forgive me if I should ever trample upon your
    :>:>:> hair-sprayed-lite ass.
    :>:>:
    :>:>:You seem to have me confused with Eric Saeger, or perhaps Governor
    :>:>:Moonplow.
    :>:>
    :>:> Wrong, I'm pretty sure I'm talking to idiot here.
    :>:
    :>:You speak the language, anyway.
    :>:
    :> You rather incriminate yourself than build a proper defense, dullard.
    :
    :If only you could build a proper sentence.

    Then start setting an example, you idiot. You can't just make a blanket
    statement without citing proper examples or helping to raise standards.

    :>:>:I understand that you must feel rather bad,
    :>:> ^
    :>:> Deanna Troi thinks he's an empath. Must be from the time you and Vince
    :>:> Neil inhaled Pam aerosol with Teflon, PVC, & Polyethylene.
    :>:
    :>:Yes, that makes total sense.
    :>
    :> You're an idiot. You agreed with my assertion that you sniff Pam
    :> aerosol.
    :
    :And you're highly respected by hardcore purists.
    :
    :; )

    "DOH!"
    :
    :>:
    :>:>:being kicked around this newsgroup for years,
    :>:>
    :>:> Seems too far-fetched, cite some examples.
    :>:
    :>:This impotent volley of yours, for instance.
    :>:
    :> Doesn't count because it merely asks you to cite a significant example
    :> which obviously doesn't exist.
    :
    :From what little I know of you,

    That's right Jason, you know nothing. It's what makes you such an easy target.

    :you're the biggest bottom feeder in
    :alt.flame.

    You're going to have to cite examples. Since you obviously can't, (no surprise
    there), you're not aware of how silly you appear.

    :I think I've been here a year or so, daily, and never took
    :notice of you.

    Had you known me earlier you might have learned something sooner.

    :Your name seems to be James. Are you Marijames, by any chance?

    So is this Jason's planned 'final-assault'? Your Rocket Salvo of Death? Your own
    'Battery Inc.'? Comparing me to MariJames while you're having trouble citing a
    significant example, which as a result, proves your mind-boggling stupidity?

    You're a garbled mess, Jason.

    Get off the drugs.

    :>:
    :>:>:but attempting to vent your acquired aggression
    :>:>:toward me will only exacerbate your condition.
    :>:>
    :>:> Oh, are you and Dean going to do something about it? Poor Dean is
    :>:> posting at a loss for words these days. How is that going to help you?
    :>:
    :>:Have Dean on the brain, do you?
    :>:
    :> Rather he has my boot stuck in his arse. You can tell him to keep it as
    :> a souvenir or pair it with the other one I left with you.
    :
    :Ah, you attended the Moonplow school of "I won! I won!", didn't you?

    What are you talking about? I refer to my own highly skilled degree in
    ass-kicking; everything else is just a cheap facsimile.
    :
    :
    :>:> And on your own you're not even sure whether you should kiss my ass or
    :>:> make empty threats.
    :>:
    :>:Which would explain why I did neither.
    :>
    :> "Attempting to vent your acquired agression[sic] toward me will only
    :> exacerbate your condition."
    :>
    :> Let's talk about fence-sitting for a moment...
    :>
    :> Fence-sitting:
    :> Pronunciation: 'fen(t)s-"si-ti[ng]
    :> Function: noun
    :> :a state of indecision or neutrality with respect to conflicting
    :> :positions
    :>
    :>
    :> Jason C., Fence-sitter
    :> : "I think I need another hit from the bong, man,
    :> but I can't seem to reach it."
    :
    :
    :Are you always this clumsy when you try to write?

    You have a choice to make, idiot. Make one. In your own mind, what did you think
    you did? Tell us.

    :
    :>:
    :>:> Too bad HR thought you were such a nerd. He could have taught you
    :>:> something.
    :>:
    :>:You're the hanger-on of musicians, kid, not I.
    :>
    :> My musician friends talk to me, Jason. We exchange ideas because I don't
    :> bore them with vacuous druggie-day reminiscing.
    :
    :Your musician friends?

    That is what I said, dimwit.
    :
    :
    :> Jason C: "Hey man, remember the time you bought pot from my "friend"?"
    :>
    :> HR, thinking to himself: ["What's this stupid honky talking about?"]
    :>
    :> Jason C: "C'mon man, I'm talking to you? HAH?! YOU DON'T LIKE TALKING TO
    :> WHITE GUYS OR
    :> SOMETHING!? TALK TO MEEEEE! TALK TO MEEEEEeeee
    :> PLLLLLEEEAAAAASSSSSSE."
    :>
    :> HR: ["Get out of my way fool."]
    :>
    :> Jason C: "You know you give all black people a bad name because you're
    :> stoned and don't like talking to white people. THAT'S THE
    :> LAST TIME I SELL YOU ANYTHING FROM MY STASH YOU
    :> UNGRATEFUL BLACK BASTARD!!!
    :
    :
    :Thank you for that lovely imaginary narrative. Can you write up a Slayer
    :story next? Or a Brutal Truth one?

    Nonsense, it corresponds nicely with the story you wrote:

    ------------------------insert----------------------------------

    Re: Twisted Sister Fans of the World, Unite!
    From: Tupac Chopra <>
    <Xns95397A2B99FF8spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17>

    So, the kid says he went to some dope house or another, I guess in Texas.
    As he was coming in, he says, someone stood up and blew the biggest cloud
    of crack smoke he had ever seen in his life and walked out. And this kid
    has probably seen a few. The exhaler was of course, Gibby.


    I had a pot and acid dealer I worked with in Baton Rouge. He was bi, and
    he sold to skinheads. He was a weird chap. Anyway, he gets a call "HR
    from Bad Brains is in town, and he wants some pot."

    Well, send him over...

    So HR comes, and, we'll call him "Bob", puts down a QP or whatever in
    front of him. "Help yourself, man".

    HR rolled grabbed a huge handful and threw it into a piece of newspaper.
    Rolled it up into a cone, and smoked the whole thing. Then he left
    without ever saying a word.

    A few years later, I saw HR in New Orleans, so I related the tale to him
    and asked him about it.

    He STILL didn't say a single word. I still don't know if he doesn't talk
    to white people, or if he was on acid.

    ------------------------insert----------------------------------

    :
    :> [...] my .sig
    :>
    :>:Your sig reeks of overcompensation.
    :>
    :> I put whatever I please in my .sig. If you have a problem with it,
    :> report me to the .sig police.
    :
    :Who am I to complain about how dickless you look?

    Save your kindergarten rants.


    _-
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    Worst Flamer is a badge of honor bestowed on the ones
    who've pissed you off to no end. :)P

    Me again:
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    I'm tied as the ninth worst flamer, which means that I pissed off a lot of
    people. It's a compliment in the highest regards. :)

    "Ari Asikainen" <03:15:38 GMT ()> wrote:
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    "Secondly, votes that are made specifically against me are a
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    voter."

    Another confirmation weeks later:

    "Ari Asikainen" <03:15:38 GMT ()> wrote:
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    Perfectly true. If they weren't at least somewhat upset with my
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    Bender: "Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!"

    God: "Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing.

    When you do things right, people won't be sure
    you've done anything at all."
    subRoutine.exe, Aug 23, 2004
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  15. Soapy

    Soapy Guest

    "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    news:Xns954AD05F86E4Bspamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17

    > Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AC9662BC5Fsoapy@
    > 207.14.113.17:
    >
    >> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    >> news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >>
    >>> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    >>> 207.14.113.17:
    >>>
    >>>> "Michael" <> wrote in
    >>>> news:
    >>>>
    >>>>> In <news:>,
    >>>>> subRoutine.exe said:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >>>>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >>>>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal tranquilizers*
    >>>>>>>>> It's been awhile since I got to use these. Wait, who are we
    >>>>>>>>> hunting again, and why?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when you
    >>>>>>> are.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> His shit is fake rap.
    >>>>
    >>>> You're just jealous.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> Playa hatas.
    >>>

    >>
    >> The cutthroat world of rap.
    >>

    >
    > Look at what it did to MC Hammer.
    >


    Isn't it, "Rev." MC Hammer?

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    #15
  16. Soapy

    Soapy Guest

    "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    news:Xns954BE874FD63spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17

    > Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AE588BC9BCsoapy@
    > 207.14.113.17:
    >
    >> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    >> news:Xns954AE3238F586spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >>
    >>> Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor <> wrote in
    >>> news::
    >>>
    >>>> I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on
    >>>> 20 Aug 2004 01:29:30 GMT, "Alas, Babylon" <>
    >>>> screamed from behind the mulberry bush:
    >>>>
    >>>>>Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AC9662BC5Fsoapy@
    >>>>>207.14.113.17:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    >>>>>> news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    >>>>>>> 207.14.113.17:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> "Michael" <> wrote in
    >>>>>>>> news:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> In <news:>,
    >>>>>>>>> subRoutine.exe said:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >>>>>>>>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> tranquilizers* It's been awhile since I got to use
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> these. Wait, who are we hunting again, and why?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when
    >>>>>>>>>>> you are.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> His shit is fake rap.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> You're just jealous.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Playa hatas.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> The cutthroat world of rap.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Look at what it did to MC Hammer.
    >>>>
    >>>> Who?
    >>>
    >>> Exactly.
    >>>

    >>
    >> It's a shame.

    >
    > He is once again bat boy for the Oakland A's, as I understand it.


    Has he been on one of those reality shows yet?

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  17. Soapy

    Bango Skank Guest

    Re: Koput Speaks for "The Black Man"

    subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    news::

    > On 21 Aug 2004 01:37:58 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    > <> wrote:
    >
    >:subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    >:news::
    >:
    >:> On 20 Aug 2004 06:25:18 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
    >:> <> wrote:
    >:>
    >:>:subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^7ii.swr.W2@911mmvs> wrote in
    >:>:news::
    >
    > [...]
    >
    >:>:>:>:>:Look at what it did to MC Hammer.
    >:>:>:>:>
    >:>:>:>:> What would you know about music, Twisted Sister?
    >:>:
    >:>:Well, I make music.
    >:>
    >:> You're much better at making a Usenet fool of yourself. So why abandon
    >:> such a fledgling career?
    >:
    >:What's it like, trying to ingratiate yourself with musicians by being a
    >:sycophant?
    >
    > You seem to think musicians are of some kind of different breed, Jason.
    > That's why they won't talk to you. They think you're a loser instead of
    > a normal human being. No one needs to ingratiate themselves to them,
    > they're very much like any other person only in some cases a few tend to
    > be incredibly stupid because of their drug abuse. You see, the trick to
    > becoming a musician is not to do the druggie scene BEFORE you have a
    > huge following of listeners. It's only AFTER these guys have made their
    > money do they start fucking things up like that. With you though - and
    > people like you who think they're musicians - you get involved with the
    > drugs immediately in order to make quick friends. When time is short,
    > how are you ever going to get them to remember you when you're sharing
    > bong hits? You're going in reverse without making a buck for survival
    > and barring yourself from ever connecting to anyone who'd normally call
    > you back when they're in town again. You're practically the biggest
    > loser on the planet for thinking you're participating in some kind of
    > music scene.
    >
    > So tell me, who's ever going to agree with your dumb opinions on music?
    > You know shit about what you're talking about because you're so unclever
    > and stupid.



    Nice rant, groupie.


    >:>:You're a male groupie.
    >:>
    >:> First of all, the genre of hardcore purists I belong to
    >:
    >:"Hardcore purists" don't really listen to Ministry, do they?
    >:particularly the latter day, dreadful stuff.
    >
    > Hardcore purists listen to whatever they want to listen to and like
    > whatever they want to like. Whether or not they own a 'Kylie' or 'Janis
    > Joplin' record, it still doesn't mean they're unable to separate the
    > junk from the innovators. You fit right in by getting high with them and
    > then you wonder why they forget you.


    You really are quite the drooling fuckwit, aren't you?


    >:> reject such
    >:> infantile notions. Secondly, your assumption consists of the same type
    >:> of innovation one would expect from a Green Day cover-band. And
    >:> finally, what stopped you from posting an all out faglame?
    >:
    >:Fumble for words, buddy.
    >
    > Fumble for what words? Are you saying you're unable to follow the
    > progression of music from bands like 'The Descendants'


    Descendents?

    Were we talking about music?

    > to others like
    > 'G.B.H.'


    What progression are you talking about? You invoke 1982 punk rock for
    flaming credibility?

    > and then finally to rip-offs like bumblegum chewing 'Green
    > Day'? Is that all you know from your druggie-days? Or are you saying you
    > didn't post an all out faglame because you're too stoned right now and
    > didn't get it?


    What sort of sick perversion requires you to beg to be fag-lamed?


    >:
    >:>:>:>:> That Tom Araya still carries around the stupid cross you gave
    >:>:>:>:> him and
    >:>:
    >:>:Hardly the pinnacle of my life, is it?
    >:>
    >:> You related the pinnacle of your life when you lamented about the Bad
    >:> Brains; specifically when you assumed a black guy like HR must hate
    >:> all white people because he didn't indulge you in any of your vacuous
    >:> druggie-day reminiscing.
    >:
    >:You seem to have the depth of a shoehorn.
    >
    > I was summarizing your story, you fucking moron. Remember the one you
    > told me?


    You seem to be embellishing it a bit there, CondensedBooK.


    > Take a look at this you shamefully tweaked-out imbecile...


    You seem to have latched onto my nuts like a leech.

    > ------------------------insert----------------------------------
    >
    > Re: Twisted Sister Fans of the World, Unite!
    > From: Tupac Chopra <>
    > <Xns95397A2B99FF8spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17>
    >
    > So, the kid says he went to some dope house or another, I guess in
    > Texas. As he was coming in, he says, someone stood up and blew the
    > biggest cloud of crack smoke he had ever seen in his life and walked
    > out. And this kid has probably seen a few. The exhaler was of course,
    > Gibby.
    >
    >
    > I had a pot and acid dealer I worked with in Baton Rouge. He was bi, and
    > he sold to skinheads. He was a weird chap. Anyway, he gets a call "HR
    > from Bad Brains is in town, and he wants some pot."
    >
    > Well, send him over...
    >
    > So HR comes, and, we'll call him "Bob", puts down a QP or whatever in
    > front of him. "Help yourself, man".
    >
    > HR rolled grabbed a huge handful and threw it into a piece of newspaper.
    > Rolled it up into a cone, and smoked the whole thing. Then he left
    > without ever saying a word.
    >
    > A few years later, I saw HR in New Orleans, so I related the tale to him
    > and asked him about it.
    >
    > He STILL didn't say a single word. I still don't know if he doesn't talk
    > to white people, or if he was on acid.
    >
    > ------------------------insert----------------------------------
    >
    > You're apparently blaming a black guy for ignoring you because he must
    > either be on acid or he doesn't speak to 'white people'. What kind of
    > jackass are you? That was an incredibly stupid remark. You're obviously
    > a crackerjack with barely enough brain cells to spare for a
    > semi-coherent retelling of your story.



    You have some incredibly convoluted kook thoughts swimming around in that
    head of yours.


    >:
    >:
    >:> Let me tell you something about the "black man", Jason: like any other
    >:> person, he doesn't owe you a response. Maybe if you could convince him
    >:> next time that it's extremely important he answer, I'm sure he just
    >:> might recommend a good African proctologist to help you cope with the
    >:> biggest arsing of your r/l drug-dealing career.
    >:
    >:You sure do seem to be making a big deal out of nothing. Is this what
    >:groupies do for fun in their off time?
    >
    > <rolls eyes>
    > Why stop there, Jason? We probably all suck eachother's dicks for all
    > you know. Add that to your list of questions the next time you do a bong
    > hit with 'HR'.



    I didn't realize I was going to be participating in interactive fiction
    with you.


    >:
    >:>:>:>:> hair bands like Skid Row rokked?
    >:>:
    >:>:Where did you get this kooky idea, by the way?
    >:>
    >:> Considering how you blame black people for your own stupidity, I don't
    >:> think it's much of a stretch to see you in one of Baz's sweaty "AIDS
    >:> Kills Fags Dead!" t-shirts, hmmmm?
    >:
    >:You do wear your feelings on your sleeve, don't you?
    >
    > Was that a semi-coherent IKY? Can you speak without garbling?



    How have you managed to work a litany of 'fags', 'suck each other's dicks',
    'proctologist' into a conversation that previously lacked such terms? And
    to then project your own feelings onto others?


    >
    >:>:> Shouldn't that be a little too 'Bon Jovi' for
    >:>:>:>:> the average taste? Or maybe it's too honky for HR?
    >:>:>:>:
    >:>:>:>:I suggest you stay in your weight division, chum.
    >:>:>:>
    >:>:>:> Yeah, forgive me if I should ever trample upon your
    >:>:>:> hair-sprayed-lite ass.
    >:>:>:
    >:>:>:You seem to have me confused with Eric Saeger, or perhaps Governor
    >:>:>:Moonplow.
    >:>:>
    >:>:> Wrong, I'm pretty sure I'm talking to idiot here.
    >:>:
    >:>:You speak the language, anyway.
    >:>:
    >:> You rather incriminate yourself than build a proper defense, dullard.
    >:
    >:If only you could build a proper sentence.
    >
    > Then start setting an example, you idiot. You can't just make a blanket
    > statement without citing proper examples or helping to raise standards.


    I am not your sensei, fuckhead.

    >:>:>:I understand that you must feel rather bad,
    >:>:> ^
    >:>:> Deanna Troi thinks he's an empath. Must be from the time you and
    >:>:> Vince Neil inhaled Pam aerosol with Teflon, PVC, & Polyethylene.
    >:>:
    >:>:Yes, that makes total sense.
    >:>
    >:> You're an idiot. You agreed with my assertion that you sniff Pam
    >:> aerosol.
    >:
    >:And you're highly respected by hardcore purists.
    >:
    >:; )
    >
    > "DOH!"



    Do you call upon your hardcore purists as a Catholic would a saint? Do they
    help you get through the day?

    "I actually got to hang out with Ministry once!"


    >:
    >:>:
    >:>:>:being kicked around this newsgroup for years,
    >:>:>
    >:>:> Seems too far-fetched, cite some examples.
    >:>:
    >:>:This impotent volley of yours, for instance.
    >:>:
    >:> Doesn't count because it merely asks you to cite a significant example
    >:> which obviously doesn't exist.
    >:
    >:From what little I know of you,
    >
    > That's right Jason, you know nothing. It's what makes you such an easy
    > target.
    >
    >:you're the biggest bottom feeder in
    >:alt.flame.
    >
    > You're going to have to cite examples. Since you obviously can't, (no
    > surprise there), you're not aware of how silly you appear.



    I thought it was a given that you were a soiled dishrag in the realm of
    alt.flame.


    >:I think I've been here a year or so, daily, and never took
    >:notice of you.
    >
    > Had you known me earlier you might have learned something sooner.


    So you used to be better?

    >:Your name seems to be James. Are you Marijames, by any chance?
    >
    > So is this Jason's planned 'final-assault'? Your Rocket Salvo of Death?
    > Your own 'Battery Inc.'? Comparing me to MariJames while you're having
    > trouble citing a significant example, which as a result, proves your
    > mind-boggling stupidity?
    >
    > You're a garbled mess, Jason.
    >
    > Get off the drugs.


    You're not MariJames, then? The one who emailed me in some convoluted award
    kiting scheme?


    >:>:
    >:>:>:but attempting to vent your acquired aggression
    >:>:>:toward me will only exacerbate your condition.
    >:>:>
    >:>:> Oh, are you and Dean going to do something about it? Poor Dean is
    >:>:> posting at a loss for words these days. How is that going to help
    >:>:> you?
    >:>:
    >:>:Have Dean on the brain, do you?
    >:>:
    >:> Rather he has my boot stuck in his arse. You can tell him to keep it
    >:> as a souvenir or pair it with the other one I left with you.
    >:
    >:Ah, you attended the Moonplow school of "I won! I won!", didn't you?
    >
    > What are you talking about? I refer to my own highly skilled degree in
    > ass-kicking; everything else is just a cheap facsimile.


    Well, I certainly want no truck with a certified ass-kicker, now do I?

    Golly.


    >:
    >:
    >:>:> And on your own you're not even sure whether you should kiss my ass
    >:>:> or make empty threats.
    >:>:
    >:>:Which would explain why I did neither.
    >:>
    >:> "Attempting to vent your acquired agression[sic] toward me will only
    >:> exacerbate your condition."
    >:>
    >:> Let's talk about fence-sitting for a moment...
    >:>
    >:> Fence-sitting:
    >:> Pronunciation: 'fen(t)s-"si-ti[ng]
    >:> Function: noun
    >:> :a state of indecision or neutrality with respect to conflicting
    >:> :positions
    >:>
    >:>
    >:> Jason C., Fence-sitter
    >:> : "I think I need another hit from the bong, man,
    >:> but I can't seem to reach it."
    >:
    >:
    >:Are you always this clumsy when you try to write?
    >
    > You have a choice to make, idiot. Make one. In your own mind, what did
    > you think you did? Tell us.


    What did I think I did?

    Are you an armchair psychoanalyst?

    >
    >:
    >:>:
    >:>:> Too bad HR thought you were such a nerd. He could have taught you
    >:>:> something.
    >:>:
    >:>:You're the hanger-on of musicians, kid, not I.
    >:>
    >:> My musician friends talk to me, Jason. We exchange ideas because I
    >:> don't bore them with vacuous druggie-day reminiscing.
    >:
    >:Your musician friends?
    >
    > That is what I said, dimwit.



    Are your musician friends going to be making an appearance on your behalf?
    Like the Super-Friends?


    >:
    >:
    >:> Jason C: "Hey man, remember the time you bought pot from my "friend"?"
    >:>
    >:> HR, thinking to himself: ["What's this stupid honky talking about?"]
    >:>
    >:> Jason C: "C'mon man, I'm talking to you? HAH?! YOU DON'T LIKE TALKING
    >:> TO WHITE GUYS OR
    >:> SOMETHING!? TALK TO MEEEEE! TALK TO MEEEEEeeee
    >:> PLLLLLEEEAAAAASSSSSSE."
    >:>
    >:> HR: ["Get out of my way fool."]
    >:>
    >:> Jason C: "You know you give all black people a bad name because you're
    >:> stoned and don't like talking to white people. THAT'S THE
    >:> LAST TIME I SELL YOU ANYTHING FROM MY STASH YOU
    >:> UNGRATEFUL BLACK BASTARD!!!
    >:
    >:
    >:Thank you for that lovely imaginary narrative. Can you write up a Slayer
    >:story next? Or a Brutal Truth one?
    >
    > Nonsense, it corresponds nicely with the story you wrote:


    If one assumes the translator once had a glue habit, and is employed by
    virtue of special legislation.



    > ------------------------insert----------------------------------
    >
    > Re: Twisted Sister Fans of the World, Unite!
    > From: Tupac Chopra <>
    > <Xns95397A2B99FF8spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17>
    >
    > So, the kid says he went to some dope house or another, I guess in
    > Texas. As he was coming in, he says, someone stood up and blew the
    > biggest cloud of crack smoke he had ever seen in his life and walked
    > out. And this kid has probably seen a few. The exhaler was of course,
    > Gibby.
    >
    >
    > I had a pot and acid dealer I worked with in Baton Rouge. He was bi, and
    > he sold to skinheads. He was a weird chap. Anyway, he gets a call "HR
    > from Bad Brains is in town, and he wants some pot."
    >
    > Well, send him over...
    >
    > So HR comes, and, we'll call him "Bob", puts down a QP or whatever in
    > front of him. "Help yourself, man".
    >
    > HR rolled grabbed a huge handful and threw it into a piece of newspaper.
    > Rolled it up into a cone, and smoked the whole thing. Then he left
    > without ever saying a word.
    >
    > A few years later, I saw HR in New Orleans, so I related the tale to him
    > and asked him about it.
    >
    > He STILL didn't say a single word. I still don't know if he doesn't talk
    > to white people, or if he was on acid.
    >
    > ------------------------insert----------------------------------
    >
    >:
    >:> [...] my .sig
    >:>
    >:>:Your sig reeks of overcompensation.
    >:>
    >:> I put whatever I please in my .sig. If you have a problem with it,
    >:> report me to the .sig police.
    >:
    >:Who am I to complain about how dickless you look?
    >
    > Save your kindergarten rants.


    Ok, dickless.


    > _-
    > -_
    > subRoutine <http://www.softtargets.com>
    > Overunity Energy Mechanism
    > 0,0,1
    >
    > ===============================================================
    >
    > Me:
    > <>
    > Worst Flamer is a badge of honor bestowed on the ones
    > who've pissed you off to no end. :)P
    >
    > Me again:
    > <9PIZ9.13728$>
    > I'm tied as the ninth worst flamer, which means that I pissed off a lot
    > of people. It's a compliment in the highest regards. :)
    >
    > "Ari Asikainen" <03:15:38 GMT ()> wrote:
    > <3fa94a70$0$2941$>
    > "Secondly, votes that are made specifically against me are a
    > excellent demonstration of the effect my flames have had on the
    > voter."
    >
    > Another confirmation weeks later:
    >
    > "Ari Asikainen" <03:15:38 GMT ()> wrote:
    > <40e17838$0$3182$>
    > Perfectly true. If they weren't at least somewhat upset with my
    > flames, they wouldn't vote for me in that category.
    >
    > -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    >
    > God: "Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get
    > dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope.
    > You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a
    > pickpocket."
    >
    > Bender: "Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!"
    >
    > God: "Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing.
    >
    > When you do things right, people won't be sure
    > you've done anything at all."
    >


    So Ari has really given you quite a beating, eh?

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    Bango Skank, Aug 23, 2004
    #17
  18. Soapy

    Bango Skank Guest

    Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954DDED33D693soapy@
    207.14.113.17:

    > "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    > news:Xns954AD05F86E4Bspamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >
    >> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AC9662BC5Fsoapy@
    >> 207.14.113.17:
    >>
    >>> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    >>> news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >>>
    >>>> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    >>>> 207.14.113.17:
    >>>>
    >>>>> "Michael" <> wrote in
    >>>>> news:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> In <news:>,
    >>>>>> subRoutine.exe said:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >>>>>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal tranquilizers*
    >>>>>>>>>> It's been awhile since I got to use these. Wait, who are we
    >>>>>>>>>> hunting again, and why?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when you
    >>>>>>>> are.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> His shit is fake rap.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> You're just jealous.
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Playa hatas.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> The cutthroat world of rap.
    >>>

    >>
    >> Look at what it did to MC Hammer.
    >>

    >
    > Isn't it, "Rev." MC Hammer?
    >


    Well there you go.

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    Bango Skank, Aug 23, 2004
    #18
  19. Soapy

    Bango Skank Guest

    Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954DDF1A46C9Dsoapy@
    207.14.113.17:

    > "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    > news:Xns954BE874FD63spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >
    >> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AE588BC9BCsoapy@
    >> 207.14.113.17:
    >>
    >>> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    >>> news:Xns954AE3238F586spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >>>
    >>>> Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor <> wrote in
    >>>> news::
    >>>>
    >>>>> I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on
    >>>>> 20 Aug 2004 01:29:30 GMT, "Alas, Babylon" <>
    >>>>> screamed from behind the mulberry bush:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AC9662BC5Fsoapy@
    >>>>>>207.14.113.17:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> "Alas, Babylon" <> wrote in
    >>>>>>> news:Xns954ABA4B6CF23spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Soapy <> wrote in news:Xns954AB4713AB20soapy@
    >>>>>>>> 207.14.113.17:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> "Michael" <> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>> news:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> In <news:>,
    >>>>>>>>>> subRoutine.exe said:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:04:58 GMT, in alt.flame Delta Nine
    >>>>>>>>>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Weyoun the Dancing Borg wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Delta Nine wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll help! *breaks out dart gun and animal
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> tranquilizers* It's been awhile since I got to use
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> these. Wait, who are we hunting again, and why?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Dwight, and... just because :D
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Oh. *replaces the tranquilizers with cyanide* Ready when
    >>>>>>>>>>>> you are.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> I heard his rap was real shit.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Whoever told you that was lying.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> His shit is fake rap.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> You're just jealous.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Playa hatas.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> The cutthroat world of rap.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Look at what it did to MC Hammer.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Who?
    >>>>
    >>>> Exactly.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> It's a shame.

    >>
    >> He is once again bat boy for the Oakland A's, as I understand it.

    >
    > Has he been on one of those reality shows yet?
    >


    He was on "Big Ugly Brother".

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    Bango Skank, Aug 23, 2004
    #19
  20. The day 23 Aug 2004 03:52:26 GMT, Bango Skank <>
    what is wrong and what is write:

    >> Has he been on one of those reality shows yet?
    >>

    >
    >He was on "Big Ugly Brother".



    That wasn't funny at all. Please never try to be funny again. Or do
    try and practice alot, just don't practice here. Thanks.

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    I'm trying to be controversial, well I'm not, I'm just being
    myself. Even though I am the most controversial person on
    usenet, it is not because I want to be or chose to be.
    It was a title that has been given to me by the voters
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    The Most Controversial Person On Usenet, Aug 23, 2004
    #20
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