Re: Do you know who I am, damn you

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Nancy Strongarme, Mar 1, 2005.

  1. Jim Winters wrote:
    > My name is James Winters, sometimes known as Jim Winters. Never
    > Jimmy Winters, Jimbo Winters, or god forbid, Jamie Winters.
    >
    > My name is not Jeff Winters, Jim Walters, Adrian Rogers, Eugene
    > MacDuff, or any of the other various and sundry names I have been
    > mistakenly called by mindless bureaucrats over the years.
    >
    > If you call me "Jay-Dubya" or "Jimbob", I will gouge your eyes out
    > with four Canadian dollar coins. Two on each side.
    >
    > If I were Jewish, my Jewish name would be "Yakov ben Haraf".
    > (literally, Jacob, son of winter.)
    >
    > If you are a Greek person who speaks no English, I will grudgingly
    > let you call me "Dmitrios Ouinters".
    >
    > One day when my music career finally explodes, the name "Jim
    > Winters" will be on everyone's lips, in every city in every nation,
    > from Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > (sorry. today, the Chinese receptionist at the doctor's office
    > mispronounced my name. That always bugs the hell out of me.
    > Luckily, I kept all the anger bottled up neatly until I arrived
    > home.)


    You have a small dick and thus have no reason to live.
    Nancy Strongarme, Mar 1, 2005
    #1
    1. Advertising

Want to reply to this thread or ask your own question?

It takes just 2 minutes to sign up (and it's free!). Just click the sign up button to choose a username and then you can ask your own questions on the forum.
Similar Threads
  1. MatrixVic
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    735
    MatrixVic
    Feb 3, 2006
  2. MatrixVic
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    722
    MatrixVic
    Feb 3, 2006
  3. m II

    DAMN YOU, GOOGLE!

    m II, Apr 3, 2008, in forum: Digital Photography
    Replies:
    93
    Views:
    2,212
    Tzortzakakis Dimitrios
    May 11, 2008
  4. MatrixVic
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    549
    MatrixVic
    Feb 3, 2006
  5. Stubbo of Oz

    Damn you Google!!

    Stubbo of Oz, May 22, 2010, in forum: Computer Support
    Replies:
    6
    Views:
    410
    Aardvark
    May 23, 2010
Loading...

Share This Page