Re: ATTN: How does the Usenet take over a succubus's life with asuccubus like Aardvark and others?

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Aardvark, Jul 4, 2009.

  1. Aardvark

    Aardvark Guest

    On Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:18:32 -0400, DUH-ane wrote:

    > When did it happen for Aardvark that Usenet became the focal point of
    > its activities?
    >


    DUH-ane, you cheeky little chappy, you came back!

    > Does Aardvark get out the house is the question? I don't think Aardvark
    > even leaves the house, in fear of missing a post and reacting.
    >


    I don't think I'll be going out today, mi amigo. I overdid the socialising
    last night and not quite feeling 100% today. It was a bit of a wild night
    in the local grog shop and I'm pretty hungover. You'll have my almost
    undivided attention until I feel well enough to go for the hair of the
    dog. thanks for your concern, anyway.

    > It's pathetic that someone can sit in front of a monitor all day long,
    > with nothing else to do. Is this some kind of a disease?
    >


    Next time you visit your head-doctor to update your meds it would be a
    good idea to ask him. I should think he would know the answer to your
    questions. In the meantime don't fret about any obsessions you feel you
    might have and go with the flow. I can imagine how stressed you feel, what
    with all those unanswered questions bouncing around in your head.

    > No one's life can be this messed-up.


    Tell me more, DUH-ane. Give me more details on how you feel your life is
    this messed up. I'll offer help and advice if I can. Just think of me as a
    shoulder to cry on- just like any good friend should be.

    > But if you're living in Liverpool
    > England and looking like Susan Boyle aka Aardvark, I can see why it
    > would be messed-up for an Aardvark.


    Your wit is totally unparalleled, DUH-ane. Your use of hyperbole is
    nothing less than superb. That's only one of the many things that makes
    your personality so agreeable and engaging. Not to mention charming,
    enchanting and fascinating in a psychological sort of way.

    Every one of your posts makes me chuckle, and I thank you for brightening
    my day.

    Gratefully yours.

    Your one and only.

    Aardvark

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
     
    Aardvark, Jul 4, 2009
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