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Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by gangle, Jan 21, 2006.

  1. gangle

    gangle Guest

    Rocks just sit around
    Like dead things that refused to dance
    To anybody's tune: Rocks.
    They're so hard and ugly, those rocks.
    They might Crunch your brain
    Or Crush your pelvis
    Or Mash-up your face
    'Til you look like Elvis;
    Creeping your Jeepers:
    R O C K S !

    Stop them (if you can);
    But when you Hammer them and
    Smash them and Pound on them --
    as your biceps dissolve into gruel --
    All you have is SMALLER rocks,
    Laughing their silent, little pebble laughs
    At your pathetic, watery flesh.

    Those nasty, ageless, sexless,
    Igneous and hairless
    Hunks of heinous hate:

    Rocks...maybe some deity will save us...Rocks.

    I said, "Rocks," DAMMIT......ROCKS!

    Start running...run away now from:

    R O C K S !

    Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    R * O * C * K * S * ! * !
    gangle, Jan 21, 2006
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  2. gangle

    old jon Guest

    Wellllll, if you say so it must be true <g>.
    >

    "gangle" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > Rocks just sit around
    > Like dead things that refused to dance
    > To anybody's tune: Rocks.
    > They're so hard and ugly, those rocks.
    > They might Crunch your brain
    > Or Crush your pelvis
    > Or Mash-up your face
    > 'Til you look like Elvis;
    > Creeping your Jeepers:
    > R O C K S !
    >
    > Stop them (if you can);
    > But when you Hammer them and
    > Smash them and Pound on them --
    > as your biceps dissolve into gruel --
    > All you have is SMALLER rocks,
    > Laughing their silent, little pebble laughs
    > At your pathetic, watery flesh.
    >
    > Those nasty, ageless, sexless,
    > Igneous and hairless
    > Hunks of heinous hate:
    >
    > Rocks...maybe some deity will save us...Rocks.
    >
    > I said, "Rocks," DAMMIT......ROCKS!
    >
    > Start running...run away now from:
    >
    > R O C K S !
    >
    > Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    >
    > R * O * C * K * S * ! * !
    >
    >
    old jon, Jan 21, 2006
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  3. gangle

    Toolman Tim Guest

    In news:2LsAf.105905$,
    old jon spewed forth:
    > Wellllll, if you say so it must be true <g>.


    Yeah - he's really on a roll...

    --
    Regardless of Public Law No. 109-162 I hereby affirm that it is
    probably my intent to annoy the reader of this post. Get over it.
    Toolman Tim, Jan 21, 2006
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  4. On Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:39:16 -0800, gangle wrote:

    [snip]

    Nice to see ya back, glurd.
    Gary G. Taylor, Jan 21, 2006
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  5. gangle

    Scraggy Guest

    gangle wrote:
    snip
    > R O C K S !

    snip
    > Those nasty, ageless, sexless,
    > Igneous and hairless

    snip
    >
    > R * O * C * K * S * ! * !


    I have an interesting stone, oh, wait, it's sedimentary... sorry.
    --
    I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as
    members. Groucho Marx
    Scraggy, Jan 21, 2006
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  6. gangle

    TNKEV Guest

    Scraggy wrote:
    > gangle wrote:
    > snip
    >> R O C K S !

    > snip
    >> Those nasty, ageless, sexless,
    >> Igneous and hairless

    > snip
    >>
    >> R * O * C * K * S * ! * !

    >
    > I have an interesting stone, oh, wait, it's sedimentary... sorry.


    I have a sex stone.


    it is a fucking rock!

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    TNKEV, Jan 21, 2006
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  7. gangle

    clot Guest

    Scraggy wrote:
    > gangle wrote:
    > snip
    >> R O C K S !

    > snip
    >> Those nasty, ageless, sexless,
    >> Igneous and hairless

    > snip
    >>
    >> R * O * C * K * S * ! * !

    >
    > I have an interesting stone, oh, wait, it's sedimentary... sorry.


    IIRC, it was slated!
    clot, Jan 22, 2006
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  8. gangle

    Plato Guest

    Toolman Tim wrote:
    >
    > In news:2LsAf.105905$,
    > old jon spewed forth:
    > > Wellllll, if you say so it must be true <g>.

    >
    > Yeah - he's really on a roll...


    she's


    Got a nice rack I might add.
    Plato, Jan 22, 2006
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  9. gangle

    gangle Guest

    "Gary G. Taylor" wrote
    gangle wrote:
    >
    > [snip]
    >
    > Nice to see ya back, glurd.


    **** you, sausage pervert.
    gangle, Jan 22, 2006
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  10. On Sat, 21 Jan 2006 18:36:16 -0800, gangle wrote:

    > "Gary G. Taylor" wrote
    > gangle wrote:
    >>
    >> [snip]
    >>
    >> Nice to see ya back, glurd.

    >
    > **** you, sausage pervert.


    Now stop that, you'll get me all excited.
    Gary G. Taylor, Jan 22, 2006
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  11. On Sat, 21 Jan 2006 18:36:16 -0800, gangle wrote:

    > "Gary G. Taylor" wrote
    > gangle wrote:
    >>
    >> [snip]
    >>
    >> Nice to see ya back, glurd.

    >
    > **** you, sausage pervert.


    Well at least I have something to **** with ... oh wait, it's as useless
    as yours. --But it's still attached to my body, rather than being in a
    mustard jar.
    Gary G. Taylor, Jan 22, 2006
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