Pop-up problem

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Slumpy, Jul 7, 2003.

  1. Slumpy

    Slumpy Guest

    My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.
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    Slumpy, Jul 7, 2003
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    doS Guest

    Go to www.viagra.com

    "Slumpy" <> wrote in message
    news:bebj2h$30sja$...
    > My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.
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    > slumpy
    > no more
    > no less
    > just slumpy
    >
    >
    doS, Jul 7, 2003
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  3. Slumpy

    Brian H¹© Guest

    X-No-Archive: Yes
    Errrrr...erm... Slumpy said:

    > My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.


    'it it wiv a 'ammer

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    Brian H¹©, Jul 7, 2003
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  4. Slumpy

    slumpy Guest

    "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    threw back my head and roared with laughter as Brian H¹© continued:

    > X-No-Archive: Yes
    > Errrrr...erm... Slumpy said:
    >
    >> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.

    >
    > 'it it wiv a 'ammer


    I did that awready guv. Never moved a mussel.
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    slumpy, Jul 7, 2003
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    Mcploppy © Guest

    Mcploppy ©, Jul 7, 2003
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  6. Slumpy

    Brian H¹© Guest

    X-No-Archive: Yes
    Errrrr...erm... slumpy said:

    > "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    > threw back my head and roared with laughter as Mcploppy © continued:
    >
    >> Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
    >>> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.

    >>
    >> http://www.toaster.org/faq.html

    >
    > Toastie Toaster is a monstrously cool mechanical devise used for making
    > toast. Innocent enough, you might think, but the Red Dwarf Toaster will
    > drive you completely bonkers by continually asking, "Would you like some
    > toast?"
    >


    Whilst the McDonalds toaster asks "do you want fries with that?"

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    Brian H¹©, Jul 7, 2003
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  7. Slumpy

    slumpy Guest

    "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    threw back my head and roared with laughter as Brian H¹© continued:

    > X-No-Archive: Yes
    > Errrrr...erm... slumpy said:
    >
    >> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you
    >> ?" I threw back my head and roared with laughter as Mcploppy ©
    >> continued:
    >>
    >>> Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
    >>>> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.
    >>>
    >>> http://www.toaster.org/faq.html

    >>
    >> Toastie Toaster is a monstrously cool mechanical devise used for
    >> making toast. Innocent enough, you might think, but the Red Dwarf
    >> Toaster will drive you completely bonkers by continually asking,
    >> "Would you like some toast?"
    >>

    >
    > Whilst the McDonalds toaster asks "do you want fries with that?"


    I thought that was a D-class Defunctioning Autobot. No expression, no
    involvement and no interest whatsoever. They frequently malfunction leaving
    you with a cardboard carton only half full of fries, and a lid that isn't
    quite on tight, enabling premature leakage and guaranteed staining with
    black coffee.
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    slumpy, Jul 7, 2003
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  8. Slumpy

    Plato Guest

    Slumpy wrote:
    >
    > My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.


    When you start seeing smoke give it a swift kick on the side to get your
    bread out.
    Plato, Jul 7, 2003
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  9. Slumpy

    Paul - xxx Guest

    Brian H¹© deftly scribbled:

    > X-No-Archive: Yes
    > Errrrr...erm... Slumpy said:
    >
    >> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.

    >
    > 'it it wiv a 'ammer


    A big 'un ...

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    ....................................Paul-xxx
    Paul - xxx, Jul 7, 2003
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  10. Slumpy

    Paul - xxx Guest

    Slumpy deftly scribbled:

    > My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.


    Lay in a full bath of water .. warm and soapy works well, then when the
    toast starts to burn, drop the toaster in the bath.

    This *will* stop the toast burning ...

    --
    ....................................Paul-xxx
    Paul - xxx, Jul 7, 2003
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  11. Slumpy

    slumpy Guest

    "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    threw back my head and roared with laughter as Paul - xxx continued:

    > Slumpy deftly scribbled:
    >
    >> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.

    >
    > Lay in a full bath of water .. warm and soapy works well, then when
    > the toast starts to burn, drop the toaster in the bath.
    >
    > This *will* stop the toast burning ...


    Been reading Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas again ? ;-)
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    slumpy, Jul 7, 2003
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  12. area 51 wrote:

    >
    > "Slumpy" <> wrote in message
    > news:bebjn1$36d1c$...
    >> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?"

    > I
    >> threw back my head and roared with laughter as Mcploppy © continued:
    >>
    >> > Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
    >> >> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.
    >> >
    >> > Most people moan cos their getting Pop -Ups.... But no Slumpy has to
    >> > moan cos he's NOT getting them...........

    >>
    >> I'm compiling an alternative question for every overused subject - Got

    > the
    >> Java Problem and the Strange Sound covered. Only 6000 to go ;-)
    >> --

    > OK I'm not getting any spam, I have posted my real e,mail addy to
    > pyramid sellers etc, but no spam.
    > Why is this?


    Okay I know how to create a new newsgroup but I can't think of a subject for
    one. Can you help me?
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    gary at cdfound dot org / http:// geetee dot cdfound dot org
    "The two most abundant things in the universe
    are hydrogen and stupidity." --Harlan Ellison
    Gary G. Taylor, Jul 8, 2003
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  13. Mcploppy © wrote:

    > Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
    >> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.

    >
    > http://www.toaster.org/faq.html
    >
    >

    Well, _there_ went half an hour.
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    Gary G. Taylor * Rialto, CA
    gary at cdfound dot org / http:// geetee dot cdfound dot org
    "The two most abundant things in the universe
    are hydrogen and stupidity." --Harlan Ellison
    Gary G. Taylor, Jul 8, 2003
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  14. slumpy wrote:

    > It’s most infuriating catch phrase however is, "How-de-doodlee-do! Toastie
    > Toaster’s the name and Toasting’s the game. Would anyone like any toast?"


    Toasters With Human Personalities--another product of Sirius Cybernetics
    Corporation!
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    Gary G. Taylor * Rialto, CA
    gary at cdfound dot org / http:// geetee dot cdfound dot org
    "The two most abundant things in the universe
    are hydrogen and stupidity." --Harlan Ellison
    Gary G. Taylor, Jul 8, 2003
    #14
  15. Slumpy

    slumpy Guest

    "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    threw back my head and roared with laughter as Gary G. Taylor continued:

    > area 51 wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Slumpy" <> wrote in message
    >> news:bebjn1$36d1c$...
    >>> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you
    >>> ?"

    >> I
    >>> threw back my head and roared with laughter as Mcploppy © continued:
    >>>
    >>>> Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
    >>>>> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.
    >>>>
    >>>> Most people moan cos their getting Pop -Ups.... But no Slumpy has
    >>>> to moan cos he's NOT getting them...........
    >>>
    >>> I'm compiling an alternative question for every overused subject -
    >>> Got the Java Problem and the Strange Sound covered. Only 6000 to go
    >>> ;-) --

    >> OK I'm not getting any spam, I have posted my real e,mail addy to
    >> pyramid sellers etc, but no spam.
    >> Why is this?

    >
    > Okay I know how to create a new newsgroup but I can't think of a
    > subject for one. Can you help me?


    I can only create old newsgroups, not new ones ;-)
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    slumpy, Jul 8, 2003
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    rifleman Guest

    In article <bef3hg$b4q$>,
    says...
    > Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
    > > "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?"
    > > I threw back my head and roared with laughter as Mcploppy © continued:
    > >
    > >> Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
    > >>> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.
    > >>
    > >> Most people moan cos their getting Pop -Ups.... But no Slumpy has to
    > >> moan cos he's NOT getting them...........

    > >
    > > I'm compiling an alternative question for every overused subject -
    > > Got the Java Problem and the Strange Sound covered. Only 6000 to go
    > > ;-)

    >
    > Was there an attachment...? Outlook Express says I it has removed it...
    > strange this never used to happened till I install IE6 SP1
    >
    >
    >

    Don't forget the "I upgraded from W98 to XP and all my OE/Outlook mail
    is gone" and "Suddenly the Customize Outlook Today button doesn't work"
    and "My spellcheck in OE doesn't work" and " I bought a new computer
    with XP on it - where is MS Word?"
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    rifleman, Jul 8, 2003
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    Brian H¹© Guest

    X-No-Archive: Yes
    In a desperate cry for help rifleman said:

    > In article <bef3hg$b4q$>,
    > says...
    >> Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
    >>> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?"
    >>> I threw back my head and roared with laughter as Mcploppy © continued:
    >>>
    >>>> Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
    >>>>> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.
    >>>>
    >>>> Most people moan cos their getting Pop -Ups.... But no Slumpy has to
    >>>> moan cos he's NOT getting them...........
    >>>
    >>> I'm compiling an alternative question for every overused subject -
    >>> Got the Java Problem and the Strange Sound covered. Only 6000 to go
    >>> ;-)

    >>
    >> Was there an attachment...? Outlook Express says I it has removed it...
    >> strange this never used to happened till I install IE6 SP1
    >>
    >>
    >>

    > Don't forget the "I upgraded from W98 to XP and all my OE/Outlook mail
    > is gone" and "Suddenly the Customize Outlook Today button doesn't work"
    > and "My spellcheck in OE doesn't work" and " I bought a new computer
    > with XP on it - where is MS Word?"


    Do you want fries with that?

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    www.absey-vine.co.uk/
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    Brian H¹©, Jul 8, 2003
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