Play on words

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  1. Aardvark

    Aardvark Guest

    Originally posted in another NG and shamelessly plagiarised in toto by
    myself:

    Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked
    readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
    subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

    Here are the winners:

    1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
    financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

    2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

    3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
    realize it was your money to start with.

    4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
    ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
    of breaking down in the near future.

    6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
    getting laid.

    7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

    8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
    who doesn't get it.

    9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

    11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
    really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like,
    a serious bummer.

    12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
    consuming only things that are good for you.

    13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

    14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
    come at you rapidly.

    15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
    accidentally walked through a spider web.

    16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
    bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

    17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the
    fruit you're eating.


    The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its
    yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings
    for common words.

    And the winners are:

    1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.

    2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has
    gained.

    3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

    4 esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

    5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.

    6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a
    nightgown.

    7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.

    8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

    9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been
    run over by a steamroller.

    10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.

    11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.

    12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by
    proctologists.

    13. Pokemon , n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.

    14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

    15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up
    onto the roof and gets stuck there.




    --
    The month of March in this year of 2009 sees the centenary of the laying
    of the keel of the most famous (or infamous) ocean liner of all time, RMS
    Titanic, at Harland & Wolff shipyard in Belfast.
    < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMS_Titanic>
     
    Aardvark, Feb 13, 2009
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  2. Aardvark

    meerkat Guest

    "Aardvark" <> wrote in message
    news:7Sgll.53619$%2...
    > Originally posted in another NG and shamelessly plagiarised in toto by
    > myself:
    >
    > Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again
    > asked
    > readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
    > subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
    >
    > Here are the winners:
    >
    > 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
    > subject
    > financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
    >
    > 2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
    >
    > 3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
    > you
    > realize it was your money to start with.
    >
    > 4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
    >
    > 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
    > bright
    > ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little
    > sign
    > of breaking down in the near future.
    >
    > 6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
    > getting laid.
    >
    > 7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
    >
    > 8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
    > person
    > who doesn't get it.
    >
    > 9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running
    > late.
    >
    > 10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
    >
    > 11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
    > really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
    > like,
    > a serious bummer.
    >
    > 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
    > consuming only things that are good for you.
    >
    > 13. Glibido : All talk and no action.
    >
    > 14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
    > they
    > come at you rapidly.
    >
    > 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
    > you've
    > accidentally walked through a spider web.
    >
    > 16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
    > your
    > bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
    >
    > 17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
    > the
    > fruit you're eating.
    >
    >
    > The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its
    > yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate
    > meanings
    > for common words.
    >
    > And the winners are:
    >
    > 1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.
    >
    > 2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one
    > has
    > gained.
    >
    > 3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    >
    > 4 esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
    >
    > 5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.
    >
    > 6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing
    > only a
    > nightgown.
    >
    > 7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.
    >
    > 8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
    >
    > 9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has
    > been
    > run over by a steamroller.
    >
    > 10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.
    >
    > 11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.
    >
    > 12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by
    > proctologists.
    >
    > 13. Pokemon , n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.
    >
    > 14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with
    > Yiddishisms.
    >
    > 15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies
    > up
    > onto the roof and gets stuck there.
    >
    >

    Very good A.
    You made I smile %> ).
    And we need some smiles eh ?
    Happy 13th.

    --
    bw..
     
    meerkat, Feb 13, 2009
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  3. Aardvark

    Aardvark Guest

    On Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:34:31 +0000, meerkat wrote:

    > Happy 13th.


    Unlucky for some :)



    --
    The month of March in this year of 2009 sees the centenary of the laying
    of the keel of the most famous (or infamous) ocean liner of all time, RMS
    Titanic, at Harland & Wolff shipyard in Belfast.
    < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMS_Titanic>
     
    Aardvark, Feb 13, 2009
    #3
  4. Aardvark

    Old Gringo Guest

    On 2/13/2009 10:04 AM , *Aardvark* Wrote The Following Essay:
    > Originally posted in another NG and shamelessly plagiarised in toto by
    > myself:
    >
    > Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked
    > readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
    > subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
    >
    > Here are the winners:
    >
    > 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
    > financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
    >
    > 2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
    >
    > 3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
    > realize it was your money to start with.
    >
    > 4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
    >
    > 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
    > ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
    > of breaking down in the near future.
    >
    > 6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
    > getting laid.
    >
    > 7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
    >
    > 8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
    > who doesn't get it.
    >
    > 9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
    >
    > 10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
    >
    > 11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
    > really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like,
    > a serious bummer.
    >
    > 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
    > consuming only things that are good for you.
    >
    > 13. Glibido : All talk and no action.
    >
    > 14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
    > come at you rapidly.
    >
    > 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
    > accidentally walked through a spider web.
    >
    > 16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
    > bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
    >
    > 17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the
    > fruit you're eating.
    >
    >
    > The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its
    > yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings
    > for common words.
    >
    > And the winners are:
    >
    > 1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.
    >
    > 2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has
    > gained.
    >
    > 3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    >
    > 4 esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
    >
    > 5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.
    >
    > 6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a
    > nightgown.
    >
    > 7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.
    >
    > 8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
    >
    > 9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been
    > run over by a steamroller.
    >
    > 10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.
    >
    > 11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.
    >
    > 12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by
    > proctologists.
    >
    > 13. Pokemon , n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.
    >
    > 14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
    >
    > 15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up
    > onto the roof and gets stuck there.
    >
    >
    >
    >

    Fun for sure, Thanks for sharing.

    --
    Old Gringo
    Just West Of Nowhere
    Enjoy Life And Live It To Its Fullest
    http://www.NuBoy-Industries.com
     
    Old Gringo, Feb 13, 2009
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  5. Aardvark

    Whiskers Guest

    <guffaw> <chuckle> <grin>

    --
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    Whiskers, Feb 13, 2009
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  6. Aardvark

    Keyser Söze Guest

    HEMI-Powered <> wrote in message
    news:Xns9BB189195EE67ReplyScoreID@216.168.3.30:

    > Aardvark added these comments in the current discussion du jour
    > ...
    >
    >> Originally posted in another NG and shamelessly plagiarised in
    >> toto by myself:
    >>
    >> Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once
    >> again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter
    >> it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a
    >> new definition.
    >>
    >> Here are the winners:
    >>
    >> 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders
    >> the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of
    >> time.
    >>
    >> 2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
    >>
    >> 3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
    >> until you
    >> realize it was your money to start with.
    >>
    >> 4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
    >>
    >> 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that
    >> stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer,
    >> unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near
    >> future.
    >>
    >> 6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the
    >> purpose of getting laid.
    >>
    >> 7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
    >>
    >> 8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and
    >> the person who doesn't get it.
    >>
    >> 9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are
    >> running late.
    >>
    >> 10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra
    >> credit.)
    >>
    >> 11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all
    >> these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth
    >> explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
    >>
    >> 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the
    >> day consuming only things that are good for you.
    >>
    >> 13. Glibido : All talk and no action.
    >>
    >> 14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
    >> when they come at you rapidly.
    >>
    >> 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just
    >> after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
    >>
    >> 16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets
    >> into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast
    >> out.
    >>
    >> 17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a
    >> worm in the fruit you're eating.
    >>
    >>
    >> The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions
    >> to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply
    >> alternate meanings for common words.
    >>
    >> And the winners are:
    >>
    >> 1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.
    >>
    >> 2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight
    >> one has gained.
    >>
    >> 3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat
    >> stomach.
    >>
    >> 4 esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
    >>
    >> 5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.
    >>
    >> 6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when
    >> wearing only a nightgown.
    >>
    >> 7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.
    >>
    >> 8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
    >>
    >> 9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who
    >> has been run over by a steamroller.
    >>
    >> 10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.
    >>
    >> 11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.
    >>
    >> 12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by
    >> proctologists.
    >>
    >> 13. Pokemon , n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.
    >>
    >> 14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with
    >> Yiddishisms.
    >>
    >> 15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul
    >> flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
    >>

    > Figures an ex-terrorist Limey would post this


    You don't even know the simple usage differences of 'this' and 'that';
    That's how stupid you are.

    --
    In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties,
    nations, and epochs it is the rule. Nietzsche
     
    Keyser Söze, Feb 13, 2009
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  7. Aardvark

    walter Guest

    Lookout wrote:

    > On Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:28:45 -0600, "HEMI-Powered" <>
    > wrote:
    >
    >> Aardvark added these comments in the current discussion du jour
    >> ...
    >>
    >>> Originally posted in another NG and shamelessly plagiarised in
    >>> toto by myself:
    >>>
    >>> Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once
    >>> again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter
    >>> it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a
    >>> new definition.
    >>>
    >>> Here are the winners:
    >>>
    >>> 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders
    >>> the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of
    >>> time.
    >>>
    >>> 2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
    >>>
    >>> 3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
    >>> until you
    >>> realize it was your money to start with.
    >>>
    >>> 4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
    >>>
    >>> 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that
    >>> stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer,
    >>> unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near
    >>> future.
    >>>
    >>> 6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the
    >>> purpose of getting laid.
    >>>
    >>> 7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
    >>>
    >>> 8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and
    >>> the person who doesn't get it.
    >>>
    >>> 9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are
    >>> running late.
    >>>
    >>> 10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra
    >>> credit.)
    >>>
    >>> 11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all
    >>> these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth
    >>> explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
    >>>
    >>> 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the
    >>> day consuming only things that are good for you.
    >>>
    >>> 13. Glibido : All talk and no action.
    >>>
    >>> 14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
    >>> when they come at you rapidly.
    >>>
    >>> 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just
    >>> after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
    >>>
    >>> 16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets
    >>> into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast
    >>> out.
    >>>
    >>> 17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a
    >>> worm in the fruit you're eating.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions
    >>> to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply
    >>> alternate meanings for common words.
    >>>
    >>> And the winners are:
    >>>
    >>> 1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.
    >>>
    >>> 2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight
    >>> one has gained.
    >>>
    >>> 3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat
    >>> stomach.
    >>>
    >>> 4 esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
    >>>
    >>> 5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.
    >>>
    >>> 6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when
    >>> wearing only a nightgown.
    >>>
    >>> 7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.
    >>>
    >>> 8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
    >>>
    >>> 9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who
    >>> has been run over by a steamroller.
    >>>
    >>> 10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.
    >>>
    >>> 11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.
    >>>
    >>> 12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by
    >>> proctologists.
    >>>
    >>> 13. Pokemon , n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.
    >>>
    >>> 14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with
    >>> Yiddishisms.
    >>>
    >>> 15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul
    >>> flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
    >>>

    >> Figures an ex-terrorist Limey would post this

    >
    > And it's no surprise a conservative right wing jack off doesn't have a
    > sense of humor


    And here I am thinking the same thing about the liberal left wing jack off
    known as 'Lookout'.

    Both of you understand that NOTHING will get done in the US unless/until we
    stop choosing up sides and do what's RIGHT for the people who foot the bill,
    right?
     
    walter, Feb 14, 2009
    #7
  8. Aardvark

    Aardvark Guest

    On Sat, 14 Feb 2009 09:38:16 +0000, Scraggy wrote:

    > Aardvark wrote:
    >> Originally posted in another NG and shamelessly plagiarised in toto by
    >> myself:

    > snip
    >> 15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies
    >> up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

    >
    > You missed #16
    >


    I didn't miss anything. I only copied and pasted wholesale from a post in
    another NG, and therefore any omission was, I presume, on the part of
    whoever originally posted the list there.

    > 16. circumvent, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by
    > Jewish men.
    >


    :) I like that one, though.

    --
    The month of March in this year of 2009 sees the centenary of the laying
    of the keel of the most famous (or infamous) ocean liner of all time, RMS
    Titanic, at Harland & Wolff shipyard in Belfast.
    < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMS_Titanic>
     
    Aardvark, Feb 14, 2009
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  9. Aardvark

    Aardvark Guest

    On Sat, 14 Feb 2009 06:17:14 -0600, philo wrote:

    > "Aardvark" <> wrote in message
    > news:7Sgll.53619$%2...
    >> Originally posted in another NG and shamelessly plagiarised in toto by
    >> myself:
    >>
    >> Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked
    >> readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
    >> subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
    >>
    >> Here are the winners:
    >>
    >> 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
    >> subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
    >>
    >> 2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
    >>
    >> 3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
    >> you
    >> realize it was your money to start with.
    >>
    >> 4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
    >>
    >> 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
    >> bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
    >> little sign of breaking down in the near future.
    >>
    >> 6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
    >> getting laid.
    >>
    >> 7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
    >>
    >> 8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
    >> person who doesn't get it.

    >
    >
    >
    > That was my favorite one
    >
    > thanks


    I think ALL of them were my favourite :)



    --
    The month of March in this year of 2009 sees the centenary of the laying
    of the keel of the most famous (or infamous) ocean liner of all time, RMS
    Titanic, at Harland & Wolff shipyard in Belfast.
    < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMS_Titanic>
     
    Aardvark, Feb 14, 2009
    #9
  10. Aardvark

    Keyser Söze Guest

    HEMI-Powered <> wrote in message
    news:Xns9BB23EEE9BDA4ReplyScoreID@216.168.3.30:

    > Keyser Söze added these comments in the current discussion du jour
    > ...
    >
    >>> Figures an ex-terrorist Limey would post this

    >>
    >> You don't even know the simple usage differences of 'this' and
    >> 'that'; That's how stupid you are.
    >>

    > "this" <BITCHSLAP>


    Even if you refer to that which you comment on 'above' in your reply, it
    still remains "that" as the reference to which you are pointing, and not
    'this' to which you cannot point unless you comment preceding any quoted
    text, you useless ****-knuckle.

    "I was replying in the present"
    Of course you were, almost an hour and a half after the OP, so "that" post
    is what you wanted to comment on, and not your own. <snort>

    It's quite uncanny how stupid you want to make yourself to look on Usenet.

    You're a typical dumb **** amerikkkan - always out to bastardise the English
    language.

    --
    In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties,
    nations, and epochs it is the rule. Nietzsche
     
    Keyser Söze, Feb 14, 2009
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  11. Aardvark

    Me Guest

    "Keyser Söze" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > HEMI-Powered <> wrote in message
    > news:Xns9BB23EEE9BDA4ReplyScoreID@216.168.3.30:
    >
    >> Keyser Söze added these comments in the current discussion du jour
    >> ...
    >>
    >>>> Figures an ex-terrorist Limey would post this
    >>>
    >>> You don't even know the simple usage differences of 'this' and
    >>> 'that'; That's how stupid you are.
    >>>

    >> "this" <BITCHSLAP>

    >
    > Even if you refer to that which you comment on 'above' in your reply, it
    > still remains "that" as the reference to which you are pointing, and not
    > 'this' to which you cannot point unless you comment preceding any quoted
    > text, you useless ****-knuckle.
    >
    > "I was replying in the present"
    > Of course you were, almost an hour and a half after the OP, so "that" post
    > is what you wanted to comment on, and not your own. <snort>
    >
    > It's quite uncanny how stupid you want to make yourself to look on Usenet.
    >
    > You're a typical dumb **** amerikkkan - always out to bastardise the
    > English
    > language.
    >


    Or as they would say,bastardize
    Careful,or they might come and burglarize your house. !
     
    Me, Feb 15, 2009
    #11
  12. Aardvark

    Keyser Söze Guest

    Me <> wrote in message
    news:009c62b8$0$18589$:

    > "Keyser Söze" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >> HEMI-Powered <> wrote in message
    >> news:Xns9BB23EEE9BDA4ReplyScoreID@216.168.3.30:
    >>
    >>> Keyser Söze added these comments in the current discussion du jour
    >>> ...
    >>>
    >>>>> Figures an ex-terrorist Limey would post this
    >>>>
    >>>> You don't even know the simple usage differences of 'this' and
    >>>> 'that'; That's how stupid you are.
    >>>>
    >>> "this" <BITCHSLAP>

    >>
    >> Even if you refer to that which you comment on 'above' in your
    >> reply, it still remains "that" as the reference to which you are
    >> pointing, and not 'this' to which you cannot point unless you
    >> comment preceding any quoted text, you useless ****-knuckle.
    >>
    >> "I was replying in the present"
    >> Of course you were, almost an hour and a half after the OP, so
    >> "that" post is what you wanted to comment on, and not your own.
    >> <snort> It's quite uncanny how stupid you want to make yourself to look
    >> on
    >> Usenet. You're a typical dumb **** amerikkkan - always out to bastardise
    >> the
    >> English
    >> language.
    >>

    >
    > Or as they would say,bastardize
    > Careful,or they might come and burglarize your house. !


    lol Indeed.

    --
    In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties,
    nations, and epochs it is the rule. Nietzsche
     
    Keyser Söze, Feb 15, 2009
    #12
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