# OT: Where are all the MCNGP

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by Stan, Dec 7, 2006.

1. ### StanGuest

Jeez, I get a waste of time call out, so as I'm in here, I thought I'd mosey
on over and check out the latest crap posted by the MCNGP jerks.

Apart from the nauseating spurge coming from DB, It's all quite! Surely
there can't be that many grotto's without Santas' this year that they'd need
to stoop so low as to employ the MCNGP members?

Ho, Ho. Ho, Ho

Stan, Dec 7, 2006

2. ### BD[MCNGP]Guest

Re: Where are all the MCNGP

Wow Lowdes, I didn't think you had it in you to post in here again. I
figured our latest bout was good enough to keep you away for a lot longer
than just a month.

A hearty f**k off to you.

--
BD

"Stan" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Jeez, I get a waste of time call out, so as I'm in here, I thought I'd
> mosey on over and check out the latest crap posted by the MCNGP jerks.
>
> Apart from the nauseating spurge coming from DB, It's all quite! Surely
> there can't be that many grotto's without Santas' this year that they'd
> need to stoop so low as to employ the MCNGP members?
>
> Ho, Ho. Ho, Ho
>

BD[MCNGP], Dec 7, 2006

3. ### kpgGuest

Re: Where are all the MCNGP

Dim bFeedTrolls As Boolean
Dim Trools As Integer
Do
If bFeedTrolls Then
Trolls = Trolls + 1
Else
Trolls = Trolls - 1
End If
Loop Until Trolls = 0

kpg, Dec 7, 2006
4. ### kpgGuest

Re: Where are all the MCNGP

As kpg once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> Dim bFeedTrolls As Boolean
> Dim Trools As Integer
> Do
> If bFeedTrolls Then
> Trolls = Trolls + 1
> Else
> Trolls = Trolls - 1
> End If
> Loop Until Trolls = 0

hmmmm....this might explain why my programs never seem
to work the first time....

kpg, Dec 7, 2006
5. ### BD[MCNGP]Guest

Re: Where are all the MCNGP

"kpg" <> wrote in message
news:Xns98925F17673A7ipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16...
> Dim bFeedTrolls As Boolean
> Dim Trools As Integer
> Do
> If bFeedTrolls Then
> Trolls = Trolls + 1
> Else
> Trolls = Trolls - 1
> End If
> Loop Until Trolls = 0

B.b.but...it's lowdes. If he isn't fed properly, he'll stick around.

BD[MCNGP], Dec 7, 2006
6. ### Frisbee®Guest

Re: Where are all the MCNGP

"kpg" <> wrote in message
news:Xns98925F17673A7ipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16...
> Dim bFeedTrolls As Boolean
> Dim Trools As Integer
> Do
> If bFeedTrolls Then
> Trolls = Trolls + 1

syntax error
> Else
> Trolls = Trolls - 1

syntax error
> End If
> Loop Until Trolls = 0

syntax error

Even with the Trools fixed, your code, she is poo.

bFeedTrolls is initialized to false, and Trolls to zero, hence it will start
subtracting one from zero until it reaches the negative (+/-1) of
Nerdbunchanumbers, whereupon you will receive an overflow error.

I should teach this stuff.

And how come you use hungarian notation for the boolean but not the integer?

YOU TRY TO CONFUSE!

Frisbee®, Dec 7, 2006
7. ### kpgGuest

Re: Where are all the MCNGP

As Frisbee® once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> YOU TRY TO CONFUSE!

it's pseudo code - you're supposed to use your i-mag-e-nation.

xor ax,ax ;initialize trolls
xor bx,bx ;initialize feedtrolls
_lbl1:
call isFeedingTrolls ;set bx to -1 if feeding trolls
cmp bx,-1
jne lbl2
inc ax
jmp short _lbl1
lbl2:
dec ax
jg _lbl1
retn

kpg, Dec 7, 2006
8. ### Frisbee®Guest

Re: Where are all the MCNGP

"kpg" <> wrote in message
news:Xns9892606691EFDipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16...
> As kpg once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
>> Dim bFeedTrolls As Boolean
>> Dim Trools As Integer
>> Do
>> If bFeedTrolls Then
>> Trolls = Trolls + 1
>> Else
>> Trolls = Trolls - 1
>> End If
>> Loop Until Trolls = 0

>
> hmmmm....this might explain why my programs never seem
> to work the first time....

One word: OPTION EXPLICIT

Frisbee®, Dec 7, 2006
9. ### StanGuest

Re: Where are all the MCNGP

Yes that's right DB, I'm Lowdes. Jeez, no wonder you're unemployed.

"BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
news:...
> Wow Lowdes, I didn't think you had it in you to post in here again. I
> figured our latest bout was good enough to keep you away for a lot longer
> than just a month.
>
> A hearty f**k off to you.
>
> --
> BD
>
> "Stan" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Jeez, I get a waste of time call out, so as I'm in here, I thought I'd
>> mosey on over and check out the latest crap posted by the MCNGP jerks.
>>
>> Apart from the nauseating spurge coming from DB, It's all quite! Surely
>> there can't be that many grotto's without Santas' this year that they'd
>> need to stoop so low as to employ the MCNGP members?
>>
>> Ho, Ho. Ho, Ho
>>

Stan, Dec 7, 2006
10. ### ConsultantGuest

Re: Where are all the MCNGP

off contract

"Stan" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Jeez, I get a waste of time call out, so as I'm in here, I thought I'd
> mosey on over and check out the latest crap posted by the MCNGP jerks.
>
> Apart from the nauseating spurge coming from DB, It's all quite! Surely
> there can't be that many grotto's without Santas' this year that they'd
> need to stoop so low as to employ the MCNGP members?
>
> Ho, Ho. Ho, Ho
>

Consultant, Dec 7, 2006
11. ### LasherGuest

Re: Where are all the MCNGP

"Frisbee®" <> wrote in news:eLjvMghGHHA.3464
@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> One word: OPTION EXPLICIT

Which word?

--
-Lasher
MCNGP #50
www.mcngp.com > all

Lasher, Dec 7, 2006
12. ### LasherGuest

Re: Where are all the MCNGP

"Stan" <> wrote in
news::

> Yes that's right DB, I'm Lowdes. Jeez, no wonder you're unemployed.
>
> "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Wow Lowdes, I didn't think you had it in you to post in here again. I
>> figured our latest bout was good enough to keep you away for a lot
>> longer than just a month.
>>
>> A hearty f**k off to you.
>>
>> --
>> BD
>>
>> "Stan" <> wrote in message
>> news:...
>>> Jeez, I get a waste of time call out, so as I'm in here, I thought
>>> I'd mosey on over and check out the latest crap posted by the MCNGP
>>> jerks.
>>>
>>> Apart from the nauseating spurge coming from DB, It's all quite!
>>> Surely there can't be that many grotto's without Santas' this year
>>> that they'd need to stoop so low as to employ the MCNGP members?
>>>
>>> Ho, Ho. Ho, Ho
>>>

>

This is going to be fun. Continue if you must. I live on your street.
You just tell your Dad that I am going to get my lawyer and he is going
to rush you! I am going to call the police, and then, you're going to
go to jail.

--
-Lasher
MCNGP #50
www.mcngp.com > all

Lasher, Dec 7, 2006
13. ### BD[MCNGP]Guest

Re: Where are all the MCNGP

"Stan" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Yes that's right DB, I'm Lowdes. Jeez, no wonder you're unemployed.
>

Yes, that's right, I'm unemployed. Your mother pays for my \$40K truck and my
3000 sq. ft. house, and all of my other daily expenses. She just loves it
when I pay her for all the money she gives me. Wink, Wink, Nudge Nudge, a
wink's as good as a nudge if you ask me.

Hahaha...Stowdes....you're a moron.

BD[MCNGP], Dec 7, 2006