[OT] Vote for Me!

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by JaR, Sep 7, 2004.

  1. JaR

    JaR Guest

    Well, that does it.

    The current set of choices for President has convinced me that it is
    time I did something different this November.

    Therefore, I am announcing my intention to run for President of the
    United States of America.

    Don’t click “next”, I’m serious! Don’t you all think that an MCNGP in
    the White House would make better sense than either Bush or Kerry?

    Not only that, but I won’t even have to resort to attack advertising.
    All I have to do is sit back and let the Repubs and Dems continue to
    spend millions bashing each other. It won’t cost me a cent! I don’t have
    to suck up to the corporate lobbyists, because I won’t need as much money.

    You want to slow down offshore outsourcing? How’s this; for every
    displaced job, the company will be fined $20,000 per year. Fifty percent
    of the money will go towards retraining and job assistance for the
    displaced workers, the other half will go towards assisting businesses
    that hire and train local workers. Any industries wanting to do business
    in the US must do at least 50% of their manufacturing or production in
    the US. Businesses that hire undocumented aliens will be fined the same
    amount per worker. Workers with forged documents shall be subject to
    imprisonment, then deportation. Aliens caught in the US after having
    been deported once shall be subject to imprisonment. As there is a
    shortage of space in federal prisons, inmates will be required to build
    a new low-tech, barbed wire surrounded tent city in the middle of the
    Arizona desert. Escapees are invited to try to make it back to
    Mexico/Costa Rica/Columbia/Wherever if the think they can.

    All aid to foreign governments will be suspended indefinitely. All
    troops stationed overseas shall be recalled. The nations affected by
    this action can either petition the United Nations for assistance, or
    FOAD. US troops will begin duties patrolling our borders. Persons from
    countries “friendly” to the US will, with proper documentation, be
    welcomed. Others will have to apply for special permission to enter the
    country, and their stay will be subject to review at any time. Failure
    to comply will result in imprisonment.

    Federal Income tax will be reset at 5% of income. All tax deductions,
    write-offs, and other “loopholes” are disallowed. No exceptions.

    Grrr… This started out to be a one-paragraph post and just look what
    happened.

    JaR
    Presidential Thug
     
    JaR, Sep 7, 2004
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  2. JaR

    Neil Guest

    babbling on and on again JaR <> spewed in
    news:#:

    > Don't you all think that an MCNGP in
    > the White House would make better sense than either Bush or Kerry?


    The great State of Ontario unanimously casts all of its electoral votes
    to the only candidate who can lead us into the 22nd century, JaR!!!!!

    Oh, hang on, I think I see a dimpled chad issue here...

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    the "curious" hair on the soap of society
     
    Neil, Sep 7, 2004
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  3. JaR

    Consultant Guest

    are you rich?

    "JaR" <> wrote in message
    news:%...
    > Well, that does it.
    >
    > The current set of choices for President has convinced me that it is
    > time I did something different this November.
    >
    > Therefore, I am announcing my intention to run for President of the
    > United States of America.
    >
    > Don’t click “next”, I’m serious! Don’t you all think that an MCNGP in
    > the White House would make better sense than either Bush or Kerry?
    >
    > Not only that, but I won’t even have to resort to attack advertising.
    > All I have to do is sit back and let the Repubs and Dems continue to
    > spend millions bashing each other. It won’t cost me a cent! I don’t have
    > to suck up to the corporate lobbyists, because I won’t need as much money.
    >
    > You want to slow down offshore outsourcing? How’s this; for every
    > displaced job, the company will be fined $20,000 per year. Fifty percent
    > of the money will go towards retraining and job assistance for the
    > displaced workers, the other half will go towards assisting businesses
    > that hire and train local workers. Any industries wanting to do business
    > in the US must do at least 50% of their manufacturing or production in
    > the US. Businesses that hire undocumented aliens will be fined the same
    > amount per worker. Workers with forged documents shall be subject to
    > imprisonment, then deportation. Aliens caught in the US after having
    > been deported once shall be subject to imprisonment. As there is a
    > shortage of space in federal prisons, inmates will be required to build
    > a new low-tech, barbed wire surrounded tent city in the middle of the
    > Arizona desert. Escapees are invited to try to make it back to
    > Mexico/Costa Rica/Columbia/Wherever if the think they can.
    >
    > All aid to foreign governments will be suspended indefinitely. All
    > troops stationed overseas shall be recalled. The nations affected by
    > this action can either petition the United Nations for assistance, or
    > FOAD. US troops will begin duties patrolling our borders. Persons from
    > countries “friendly” to the US will, with proper documentation, be
    > welcomed. Others will have to apply for special permission to enter the
    > country, and their stay will be subject to review at any time. Failure
    > to comply will result in imprisonment.
    >
    > Federal Income tax will be reset at 5% of income. All tax deductions,
    > write-offs, and other “loopholes” are disallowed. No exceptions.
    >
    > Grrr… This started out to be a one-paragraph post and just look what
    > happened.
    >
    > JaR
    > Presidential Thug
     
    Consultant, Sep 7, 2004
    #3
  4. JaR

    Ken Briscoe Guest

    "JaR" <> wrote in message
    news:%...
    >
    > Therefore, I am announcing my intention to run for President of the
    > United States of America.
    >


    I got a couple nuggets of advice for you, son.

    1) Make sure she swallows - you don't want to leave evidence on her clothes.
    2) If the country is under attack, stop reading about kitties and
    butterflies to react.
    c) Spend more time at work than on vacation.
    4) Stay away from theaters and motorcades.
    V) Take every available opportunity to publicly praise Jodie Foster.
    6) Repeat after me: "I am not a crook."

    That is all. Carry on.

    --

    KB - MCNGP "Presidential Advisor thug" #26

    first initial last name AT gmail DOT com
     
    Ken Briscoe, Sep 7, 2004
    #4
  5. JaR

    Ken Briscoe Guest

    "Consultant" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > are you rich?


    No, but his wife is.

    --

    KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

    first initial last name AT gmail DOT com
     
    Ken Briscoe, Sep 7, 2004
    #5
  6. JaR

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Ken Briscoe climbed on a soapbox &
    opined:

    > "JaR" <> wrote in message
    > news:%...
    >>
    >> Therefore, I am announcing my intention to run for President of the
    >> United States of America.
    >>

    >
    > I got a couple nuggets of advice for you, son.
    >
    > 1) Make sure she swallows - you don't want to leave evidence on her
    > clothes. 2) If the country is under attack, stop reading about kitties
    > and butterflies to react.
    > c) Spend more time at work than on vacation.
    > 4) Stay away from theaters and motorcades.
    > V) Take every available opportunity to publicly praise Jodie Foster.
    > 6) Repeat after me: "I am not a crook."
    >
    > That is all. Carry on.
    >


    Noted without comment.

    JaR
    Presidential Thug
     
    JaR, Sep 7, 2004
    #6
  7. JaR

    Neil Guest

    babbling on and on again "Ken Briscoe" <> spewed in
    news:#:

    > "Consultant" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >> are you rich?

    >
    > No, but his wife is.
    >


    in his fantasies...

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    the "curious" hair on the soap of society
     
    Neil, Sep 7, 2004
    #7
  8. JaR

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Consultant climbed on a soapbox &
    opined:

    > are you rich?
    >


    Gimme four years as Pres and I will be.

    Vote for;
    JaR
     
    JaR, Sep 7, 2004
    #8
  9. JaR

    Neil Guest

    babbling on and on again "Ken Briscoe" <> spewed
    in news::

    > "JaR" <> wrote in message
    > news:%...
    >>
    >> Therefore, I am announcing my intention to run for President of the
    >> United States of America.
    >>

    >
    > I got a couple nuggets of advice for you, son.
    >
    > 1) Make sure she swallows - you don't want to leave evidence on her
    > clothes. 2) If the country is under attack, stop reading about kitties
    > and butterflies to react.
    > c) Spend more time at work than on vacation.
    > 4) Stay away from theaters and motorcades.
    > V) Take every available opportunity to publicly praise Jodie Foster.
    > 6) Repeat after me: "I am not a crook."
    >
    > That is all. Carry on.
    >


    PotD

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    the "curious" hair on the soap of society
     
    Neil, Sep 7, 2004
    #9
  10. JaR

    kpg Guest

    I am both for and against your presidency.
    --
    JFK


    Read my lips: No New President!
    --
    GWB
     
    kpg, Sep 7, 2004
    #10
  11. JaR

    billyw Guest

    some of these ideas smack of socialist protectionism...

    they're gonna go down a treat in the bible belt..

    also with regard to the friendly country thing.. does that mean that some
    one from the uk will now have at least an equal (rather than the current,
    less of a chance) chance of moving to the US than some egyptian..



    "JaR" <> wrote in message
    news:%...
    > Well, that does it.
    >
    > The current set of choices for President has convinced me that it is time
    > I did something different this November.
    >
    > Therefore, I am announcing my intention to run for President of the United
    > States of America.
    >
    > Don’t click “next”, I’m serious! Don’t you all think that an MCNGP in the
    > White House would make better sense than either Bush or Kerry?
    >
    > Not only that, but I won’t even have to resort to attack advertising. All
    > I have to do is sit back and let the Repubs and Dems continue to spend
    > millions bashing each other. It won’t cost me a cent! I don’t have to suck
    > up to the corporate lobbyists, because I won’t need as much money.
    >
    > You want to slow down offshore outsourcing? How’s this; for every
    > displaced job, the company will be fined $20,000 per year. Fifty percent
    > of the money will go towards retraining and job assistance for the
    > displaced workers, the other half will go towards assisting businesses
    > that hire and train local workers. Any industries wanting to do business
    > in the US must do at least 50% of their manufacturing or production in the
    > US. Businesses that hire undocumented aliens will be fined the same amount
    > per worker. Workers with forged documents shall be subject to
    > imprisonment, then deportation. Aliens caught in the US after having been
    > deported once shall be subject to imprisonment. As there is a shortage of
    > space in federal prisons, inmates will be required to build a new
    > low-tech, barbed wire surrounded tent city in the middle of the Arizona
    > desert. Escapees are invited to try to make it back to Mexico/Costa
    > Rica/Columbia/Wherever if the think they can.
    >
    > All aid to foreign governments will be suspended indefinitely. All troops
    > stationed overseas shall be recalled. The nations affected by this action
    > can either petition the United Nations for assistance, or FOAD. US troops
    > will begin duties patrolling our borders. Persons from countries
    > “friendly” to the US will, with proper documentation, be welcomed. Others
    > will have to apply for special permission to enter the country, and their
    > stay will be subject to review at any time. Failure to comply will result
    > in imprisonment.
    >
    > Federal Income tax will be reset at 5% of income. All tax deductions,
    > write-offs, and other “loopholes” are disallowed. No exceptions.
    >
    > Grrr… This started out to be a one-paragraph post and just look what
    > happened.
    >
    > JaR
    > Presidential Thug
     
    billyw, Sep 7, 2004
    #11
  12. JaR

    Ken Briscoe Guest

    "JaR" <> wrote in message
    news:Xns955D82DCE883Cplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
    > >
    > >
    > > I got a couple nuggets of advice for you, son.
    > >
    > > 1) Make sure she swallows - you don't want to leave evidence on her
    > > clothes. 2) If the country is under attack, stop reading about kitties
    > > and butterflies to react.
    > > c) Spend more time at work than on vacation.
    > > 4) Stay away from theaters and motorcades.
    > > V) Take every available opportunity to publicly praise Jodie Foster.
    > > 6) Repeat after me: "I am not a crook."
    > >
    > > That is all. Carry on.
    > >

    >
    > Noted without comment.


    Also note that "no comment" is a comment.

    --

    KB - MCNGP "George Carlin thug" #26

    first initial last name AT gmail DOT com
     
    Ken Briscoe, Sep 7, 2004
    #12
  13. JaR

    Consultant Guest

    if you are not, then you never will be president. the only poor president
    this country ever saw was lincoln

    "JaR" <> wrote in message
    news:Xns955D83073D3C3plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
    > In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Consultant climbed on a soapbox &
    > opined:
    >
    > > are you rich?
    > >

    >
    > Gimme four years as Pres and I will be.
    >
    > Vote for;
    > JaR
     
    Consultant, Sep 7, 2004
    #13
  14. JaR

    Consultant Guest

    refer responses to your press secretary


    "Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > "JaR" <> wrote in message
    > news:Xns955D82DCE883Cplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > I got a couple nuggets of advice for you, son.
    > > >
    > > > 1) Make sure she swallows - you don't want to leave evidence on her
    > > > clothes. 2) If the country is under attack, stop reading about kitties
    > > > and butterflies to react.
    > > > c) Spend more time at work than on vacation.
    > > > 4) Stay away from theaters and motorcades.
    > > > V) Take every available opportunity to publicly praise Jodie Foster.
    > > > 6) Repeat after me: "I am not a crook."
    > > >
    > > > That is all. Carry on.
    > > >

    > >
    > > Noted without comment.

    >
    > Also note that "no comment" is a comment.
    >
    > --
    >
    > KB - MCNGP "George Carlin thug" #26
    >
    > first initial last name AT gmail DOT com
    >
    >
     
    Consultant, Sep 7, 2004
    #14
  15. >Failure
    >to comply will result in imprisonment.


    can't they just be shot?

    Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
     
    The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere, Sep 7, 2004
    #15
  16. JaR

    Neil Guest

    babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
    spewed in news::

    >>Failure
    >>to comply will result in imprisonment.

    >
    > can't they just be shot?
    >
    > Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
    >


    true, bullets are cheap...

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    the "curious" hair on the soap of society
     
    Neil, Sep 7, 2004
    #16
  17. JaR

    Neil Guest

    babbling on and on again "Consultant" <> spewed
    in news:#:

    > if you are not, then you never will be president. the only poor president
    > this country ever saw was lincoln
    >


    and he wasn't memorable...

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    the "curious" hair on the soap of society
     
    Neil, Sep 7, 2004
    #17
  18. JaR

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, billyw climbed on a soapbox &
    opined:

    > some of these ideas smack of socialist protectionism...


    It is what I say it is. If I call it *Freedom* then that's what it by
    Ghod is! Anybody calls it different is a Commie/Terrorist
    sympathiser/Anarchist(pick one).

    >
    > they're gonna go down a treat in the bible belt..


    They'll love me in the bible belt, I'm gonna run all the furriners out of
    the country. (Including the ones that pick their crops, but they won't
    realise that until next fall.)

    >
    > also with regard to the friendly country thing.. does that mean that
    > some one from the uk will now have at least an equal (rather than the
    > current, less of a chance) chance of moving to the US than some
    > egyptian..
    >
    >


    I don't think I could have been clearer.

    Vote For ME!

    JaR
     
    JaR, Sep 7, 2004
    #18
  19. >also with regard to the friendly country thing.. does that mean that some
    >one from the uk will now have at least an equal (rather than the current,
    >less of a chance) chance of moving to the US than some egyptian..


    i believe so, but must still be able to walk like an Egyptian....

    Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
     
    The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere, Sep 7, 2004
    #19
  20. JaR

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

    > babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
    > spewed in news::
    >
    >>>Failure
    >>>to comply will result in imprisonment.

    >>
    >> can't they just be shot?
    >>
    >> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
    >>

    >
    > true, bullets are cheap...
    >


    Now you guys are just being silly. You can only shoot 'em if they "resist
    arrest" or "mouth off", or are "funny looking", or some other good reason.

    JaR
    Vote for ME!
     
    JaR, Sep 7, 2004
    #20
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