OT: This weeks headlines

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  1. Bigus Dickus

    Bigus Dickus Guest

    Fsukin' Hackers....
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11397722/

    LRM, did you do this?
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11418191/

    That's it...I'm applying to Yale
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11414223/

    Ok, what's worse? That he's from TX? That he's running for Democratic State
    Senate? OR....could it be that he used to be a manwhore???
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11407613/

    Happy Varentines Day Honey...I got my nosre looka jus lika yours
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11330655/

    You Aussies are fuhhhh...neee.
    (My question is, did they not know the New Millenium was still a year away?)
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11328466/

    Alright, found it, this is the whole reason I started this post. The others
    were just for fun.
    What do ya think about this? This couldn't be our future, could it? I mean,
    I guess it would be ok, but it could be bad at the same time.
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11331144/


    --
    Bigus Dickus
    Bigus Dickus, Feb 19, 2006
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  2. Bigus Dickus

    LRM Guest

    Re: This weeks headlines

    "Bigus Dickus" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    >
    > LRM, did you do this?
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11418191/


    I claim no responsibility for the bungled bean business.

    >
    > Alright, found it, this is the whole reason I started this post. The
    > others were just for fun.
    > What do ya think about this? This couldn't be our future, could it? I
    > mean, I guess it would be ok, but it could be bad at the same time.
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11331144/
    >
    >

    Too bad we can't put chips in our kids. My dogs have them. Yeah, yeah, I
    know we don't want big brother watching our every move, but there are times
    when we want big brother to know where we are. Like when we are buried under
    a pile of rubble after a disaster. There I said it. What's the big deal
    anyway, it isn't like we aren't being watched now. We just aren't being
    watched when we need it. Like a child who is abducted, wouldn't it be great
    if there was some way to find out where the child is before they have
    expired at the hands of some freak? Of course this means we need to devices
    that aren't just passive. Ok, all those on the far left feel free to step in
    and wax political. For those on the far right, can you ask the almighty why
    we weren't born with the ability to track our young without the aid of
    technology?

    --
    LRM
    MCNGP 7^2
    LRM, Feb 19, 2006
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  3. Bigus Dickus

    Bigus Dickus Guest

    Re: This weeks headlines

    "LRM" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > "Bigus Dickus" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >>
    >> LRM, did you do this?
    >> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11418191/

    >
    > I claim no responsibility for the bungled bean business.
    >

    You think maybe it's another one of those Wendy's "Finger in the chili
    incidents"?

    [snip]

    > Too bad we can't put chips in our kids. My dogs have them. Yeah, yeah, I
    > know we don't want big brother watching our every move, but there are
    > times when we want big brother to know where we are. Like when we are
    > buried under a pile of rubble after a disaster. There I said it. What's
    > the big deal anyway, it isn't like we aren't being watched now. We just
    > aren't being watched when we need it. Like a child who is abducted,
    > wouldn't it be great if there was some way to find out where the child is
    > before they have expired at the hands of some freak? Of course this means
    > we need to devices that aren't just passive. Ok, all those on the far left
    > feel free to step in and wax political. For those on the far right, can
    > you ask the almighty why we weren't born with the ability to track our
    > young without the aid of technology?
    >



    Can I get an AMEN from ya brothas and sistas....

    Hard to go either way. There are always bad and good points to this
    argument (as there are with everything else). But which weighs heavier on my
    mind? The good points! Prevention! That is the key. LRM, you are 100%
    correct, we only want BB watching when it is convenient for *us*. People
    are so fsuking terrified that if BB catches then masturbating in their
    office cubicle (BTW, I want my stapler back) or talking to your mistress on
    the phone while your wife is in the other room, that it's the end of the
    world and BB is out to get them. Point being people.... BB does **NOT**
    care about you or your lifestyle *unless* you are doing something to
    jeopardize the security of the nation. And I do believe that fall true for
    just about any nation.

    Obviously there are many more uses (as LRM has pointed out) that BB, or
    Little Brother (state and local agencies), can help with. And these are the
    uses that could possibly save many lives in the future.

    Lefties, righties, innies, outies....everyone has their own opinion. Please
    take this as such. I may be speaking for myself here, but I'm not out to
    push my beliefs off onto anyone else.

    --
    Bigus Dickus

    --"My parents used to beat the sh!t out of me. And, looking back on it, I'm
    glad they
    did. I'm looking forward to beating the sh!t out of my own kids, for no
    reason
    whatsoever."

    -- Denis Leary.
    Bigus Dickus, Feb 19, 2006
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  4. Bigus Dickus

    Rowdy Yates Guest

    ho.. i see you are an msnbc affiliate as well. are you getting $0.001 or
    $0.0001 per click?

    Bigus Dickus wrote:
    > Fsukin' Hackers....
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11397722/
    >
    > LRM, did you do this?
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11418191/
    >
    > That's it...I'm applying to Yale
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11414223/
    >
    > Ok, what's worse? That he's from TX? That he's running for Democratic State
    > Senate? OR....could it be that he used to be a manwhore???
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11407613/
    >
    > Happy Varentines Day Honey...I got my nosre looka jus lika yours
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11330655/
    >
    > You Aussies are fuhhhh...neee.
    > (My question is, did they not know the New Millenium was still a year away?)
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11328466/
    >
    > Alright, found it, this is the whole reason I started this post. The others
    > were just for fun.
    > What do ya think about this? This couldn't be our future, could it? I mean,
    > I guess it would be ok, but it could be bad at the same time.
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11331144/
    >
    >


    --
    Rowdy Yates, MCNGP Thug #39
    http://www.mcngp.com/
    "I pithy in your general direction!"
    Rowdy Yates, Feb 20, 2006
    #4
  5. Re: This weeks headlines

    "LRM" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > "Bigus Dickus" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >>
    >> LRM, did you do this?
    >> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11418191/

    >
    > I claim no responsibility for the bungled bean business.
    >
    >>
    >> Alright, found it, this is the whole reason I started this post. The
    >> others were just for fun.
    >> What do ya think about this? This couldn't be our future, could it? I
    >> mean, I guess it would be ok, but it could be bad at the same time.
    >> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11331144/
    >>
    >>

    > Too bad we can't put chips in our kids. My dogs have them. Yeah, yeah, I
    > know we don't want big brother watching our every move, but there are
    > times when we want big brother to know where we are. Like when we are
    > buried under a pile of rubble after a disaster. There I said it. What's
    > the big deal anyway, it isn't like we aren't being watched now. We just
    > aren't being watched when we need it. Like a child who is abducted,
    > wouldn't it be great if there was some way to find out where the child is
    > before they have expired at the hands of some freak? Of course this means
    > we need to devices that aren't just passive. Ok, all those on the far left
    > feel free to step in and wax political. For those on the far right, can
    > you ask the almighty why we weren't born with the ability to track our
    > young without the aid of technology?


    I agree, sort of. Here's the acceptable situations for microchipping people:

    We need microchips in women, to make them obedient, thrifty, and to make
    them complain less. [I vote for the shocking remote control they invented to
    make dogs shut up, with some sort of female viagra injecting device, and
    valium to make them sedate]. I think they made a movie about this. In fact,
    I know they made a movie about this, and a remake of the movie, but it
    wasn't just microchips.

    We need microchips in rich people, to make them spend more, so there can be
    more jobs, and more rich people.

    We need microchips in children, so they get diseases and die faster, so
    there can be more rich people.

    We need microchips in criminals, so they can work for the government, and
    tax all of the rich people.

    We need microchips in Neil, to make Neil... [the group can contribute what
    sort of control we need over Neil]

    We need microchips that project holograms in 3 dimensions of Eric Estrada,
    and they should be injested by eating potato chips, so we can have
    microchips in potatochips that project the guy from CHiPs.

    But no microchips in me, or anyone I decide. THAT... would be wrong.

    Microcephalic S. Bob
    All The Weird Around The World
    http://dailyapocalypse.co.nr/
    Psychometrically Validated, Feb 20, 2006
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  6. Bigus Dickus

    Bigus Dickus Guest

    "Rowdy Yates" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > ho.. i see you are an msnbc affiliate as well. are you getting $0.001 or
    > $0.0001 per click?
    >


    you're kidding right!

    people get that much?

    damnit....they told me $0.0000000001 per click.

    those fscks!

    I'm protesting!

    --
    Bigus Dickus
    A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
    Bigus Dickus, Feb 20, 2006
    #6
  7. Bigus Dickus

    Bigus Dickus Guest

    Re: This weeks headlines

    > I agree, sort of. Here's the acceptable situations for microchipping people:
    >
    > We need microchips in women, to make them obedient, thrifty, and to make
    > them complain less. [I vote for the shocking remote control they invented to
    > make dogs shut up, with some sort of female viagra injecting device, and
    > valium to make them sedate]. I think they made a movie about this. In fact,
    > I know they made a movie about this, and a remake of the movie, but it
    > wasn't just microchips.
    >
    > We need microchips in rich people, to make them spend more, so there can be
    > more jobs, and more rich people.
    >
    > We need microchips in children, so they get diseases and die faster, so
    > there can be more rich people.
    >
    > We need microchips in criminals, so they can work for the government, and
    > tax all of the rich people.
    >
    > We need microchips in Neil, to make Neil... [the group can contribute what
    > sort of control we need over Neil]
    >
    > We need microchips that project holograms in 3 dimensions of Eric Estrada,
    > and they should be injested by eating potato chips, so we can have
    > microchips in potatochips that project the guy from CHiPs.
    >
    > But no microchips in me, or anyone I decide. THAT... would be wrong.
    >
    > Microcephalic S. Bob
    > All The Weird Around The World
    > http://dailyapocalypse.co.nr/
    >



    You, Bob, have got a twisted mind! Kinda reminds me of ...well....me.

    --
    Bigus Dickus
    A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
    Bigus Dickus, Feb 20, 2006
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  8. Bigus Dickus

    LRM Guest

    Re: This weeks headlines

    "Psychometrically Validated" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in
    message news:...
    >
    >
    > I agree, sort of. Here's the acceptable situations for microchipping
    > people:
    >
    > We need microchips in women, to make them obedient, thrifty, and to make
    > them complain less. [I vote for the shocking remote control they invented
    > to make dogs shut up, with some sort of female viagra injecting device,
    > and valium to make them sedate]. I think they made a movie about this. In
    > fact, I know they made a movie about this, and a remake of the movie, but
    > it wasn't just microchips.
    >
    > We need microchips in rich people, to make them spend more, so there can
    > be more jobs, and more rich people.
    >
    > We need microchips in children, so they get diseases and die faster, so
    > there can be more rich people.
    >
    > We need microchips in criminals, so they can work for the government, and
    > tax all of the rich people.
    >
    > We need microchips in Neil, to make Neil... [the group can contribute what
    > sort of control we need over Neil]
    >
    > We need microchips that project holograms in 3 dimensions of Eric Estrada,
    > and they should be injested by eating potato chips, so we can have
    > microchips in potatochips that project the guy from CHiPs.
    >
    > But no microchips in me, or anyone I decide. THAT... would be wrong.
    >
    > Microcephalic S. Bob
    > All The Weird Around The World
    > http://dailyapocalypse.co.nr/
    >
    >

    Brilliant as always Bob, completely wrong (well aside from the Neil thing),
    but brilliant nonetheless.
    LRM, Feb 20, 2006
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  9. Bigus Dickus

    Neil Guest

    Re: This weeks headlines

    did you hear "Psychometrically Validated"
    <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> say in
    news::

    > We need microchips in Neil, to make Neil... [the group can contribute
    > what sort of control we need over Neil]


    I would only relinquish control to LRM...

    *shudder of anticipation*

    --
    The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X


    - I used to be uncouth, but, with practice, I became couth.
    Neil, Feb 20, 2006
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  10. Re: This weeks headlines

    >> We need microchips that project holograms in 3 dimensions of Eric
    >> Estrada, and they should be injested by eating potato chips, so we can
    >> have microchips in potatochips that project the guy from CHiPs.
    >>
    >> But no microchips in me, or anyone I decide. THAT... would be wrong.
    >>


    "LRM" <> wrote
    >>
    >>

    > Brilliant as always Bob, completely wrong (well aside from the Neil
    > thing), but brilliant nonetheless.


    We need microchips in people who tell me I'm wrong... Any time people try to
    tell me I'm wrong, they will be forced to talk about Eric Estrada, visit
    websites about Men Who Look Like Eric Estrada, buy 2 dozen inflatable Eric
    Estradas, and eat at Eric's new mexican restaraunt, the Estradasphere, where
    they can get a tostada and an enchilada that look, and taste, like Eric
    Estrada.

    >> Microcephalic S. Bob
    >> All The Weird Around The World
    >> http://dailyapocalypse.co.nr/
    Psychometrically Validated, Feb 20, 2006
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  11. Bigus Dickus

    Bigus Dickus Guest

    Re: This weeks headlines


    >
    > [snip] visit websites about Men Who Look Like Eric Estrada, [snip]
    >

    There are websites about men who look like Eric Estrada??? fuhhhhh...neeeeee

    They could have a convention in his honor and call it EEYORE...Eric Estrada
    Youths On Roids Expedition


    --
    Bigus Dickus
    A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
    Bigus Dickus, Feb 20, 2006
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  12. Bigus Dickus

    JaR Guest

    Re: This weeks headlines

    Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
    the plaintive wail of Psychometrically Validated:

    > We need microchips in people who tell me I'm wrong... Any time people
    > try to tell me I'm wrong, they will be forced to talk about Eric
    > Estrada, visit websites about Men Who Look Like Eric Estrada, buy 2
    > dozen inflatable Eric Estradas, and eat at Eric's new mexican
    > restaraunt, the Estradasphere, where they can get a tostada and an
    > enchilada that look, and taste, like Eric Estrada.


    If the poof is in the pudding, then Men Who Look Like $Otherguy are
    doomed to further debase their goals through excess publicity.
    Restaurants named after actors who play ficticious police not so super
    heroes can't be expected to have clean water, either. You'll never catch
    this correspondent's little red wagon tied up to the railing outside a
    cafe called Angie's either! In fact, I will only order the cheezburgers
    at Dick's from now on except when I pop over to Mario's for the gnocchi.

    There ya go.

    --
    JaR
    MCNGP 10110
    Remove hat to reply
    It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few
    determined leaders and a sound cause. ~H. L. Mencken
    JaR, Feb 20, 2006
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  13. Bigus Dickus

    Lasher Guest

    Re: This weeks headlines

    "LRM" <> wrote in news:eAX60zWNGHA.4052
    @TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

    > Too bad we can't put chips in our kids.


    My dad always told me that was "The Mark of the Beast" and that anyone who
    took the mark would go to Hell, immediately.

    --
    Lasher
    MCNGP 110010
    MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
    (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)
    Lasher, Feb 21, 2006
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  14. Bigus Dickus

    Lasher Guest

    Re: This weeks headlines

    "Psychometrically Validated" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in
    news::

    > We need microchips in people who tell me I'm wrong... Any time people
    > try to tell me I'm wrong, they will be forced to talk about Eric
    > Estrada, visit websites about Men Who Look Like Eric Estrada, buy 2
    > dozen inflatable Eric Estradas, and eat at Eric's new mexican
    > restaraunt, the Estradasphere, where they can get a tostada and an
    > enchilada that look, and taste, like Eric Estrada.


    I bought property from Eric Estradas.

    --
    Lasher
    MCNGP 110010
    MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
    (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)
    Lasher, Feb 21, 2006
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  15. Bigus Dickus

    Bigus Dickus Guest

    Re: This weeks headlines

    >
    > My dad always told me that was "The Mark of the Beast" and that anyone who
    > took the mark would go to Hell, immediately.
    >


    Sounds like something I grew up hearing too.

    --
    Bigus Dickus
    Bigus Dickus, Feb 21, 2006
    #15
  16. If they wanna photograph my sh*t, they could sniff it instead!â€

    They are the world sh*t sniffers after all.. So hide your underwear;-










    "Bigus Dickus" wrote:

    > Fsukin' Hackers....
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11397722/
    >
    > LRM, did you do this?
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11418191/
    >
    > That's it...I'm applying to Yale
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11414223/
    >
    > Ok, what's worse? That he's from TX? That he's running for Democratic State
    > Senate? OR....could it be that he used to be a manwhore???
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11407613/
    >
    > Happy Varentines Day Honey...I got my nosre looka jus lika yours
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11330655/
    >
    > You Aussies are fuhhhh...neee.
    > (My question is, did they not know the New Millenium was still a year away?)
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11328466/
    >
    > Alright, found it, this is the whole reason I started this post. The others
    > were just for fun.
    > What do ya think about this? This couldn't be our future, could it? I mean,
    > I guess it would be ok, but it could be bad at the same time.
    > http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11331144/
    >
    >
    > --
    > Bigus Dickus
    >
    >
    >
    =?Utf-8?B?Z3RyaWdodA==?=, Feb 21, 2006
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  17. Bigus Dickus

    MitchS Guest

    Re: This weeks headlines

    "Psychometrically Validated" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in
    message news:...

    > We need microchips in Neil, to make Neil... [the group can contribute what
    > sort of control we need over Neil]


    That would require a supercomputer, and I can't find the subdermal model on
    Google. Maybe if you just insert it right there...

    --
    Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
    MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
    Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com
    MitchS, Feb 21, 2006
    #17
  18. Bigus Dickus

    MitchS Guest

    Re: This weeks headlines

    "Psychometrically Validated" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in
    message news:...
    >>> We need microchips that project holograms in 3 dimensions of Eric
    >>> Estrada, and they should be injested by eating potato chips, so we can
    >>> have microchips in potatochips that project the guy from CHiPs.
    >>>
    >>> But no microchips in me, or anyone I decide. THAT... would be wrong.
    >>>

    >
    > "LRM" <> wrote
    >>>
    >>>

    >> Brilliant as always Bob, completely wrong (well aside from the Neil
    >> thing), but brilliant nonetheless.

    >
    > We need microchips in people who tell me I'm wrong... Any time people try
    > to tell me I'm wrong, they will be forced to talk about Eric Estrada,
    > visit websites about Men Who Look Like Eric Estrada, buy 2 dozen
    > inflatable Eric Estradas, and eat at Eric's new mexican restaraunt, the
    > Estradasphere, where they can get a tostada and an enchilada that look,
    > and taste, like Eric Estrada.


    And who would confirm that they actually tasted lik Eric Estrada? No,
    cancel that, I remove myself from this thread.

    --
    Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
    MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
    Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com
    MitchS, Feb 21, 2006
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  19. Bigus Dickus

    MitchS Guest

    Re: This weeks headlines

    "Bigus Dickus" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > >
    >> My dad always told me that was "The Mark of the Beast" and that anyone
    >> who
    >> took the mark would go to Hell, immediately.
    >>

    >
    > Sounds like something I grew up hearing too.


    Did it sound something like this?


    The first Angel stepped up and poured his bowl out on earth: Loathsome,
    stinking sores erupted on all who had taken the mark of the Beast and
    worshiped its image.
    Revelation 16:2

    The Beast was taken, and with him, his puppet, the False Prophet, who used
    signs to dazzle and deceive those who had taken the mark of the Beast and
    worshiped his image. They were thrown alive, those two, into Lake Fire and
    Brimstone.
    Revelation 19:20


    --
    Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
    MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
    Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com
    MitchS, Feb 21, 2006
    #19
  20. Bigus Dickus

    Bigus Dickus Guest

    Re: This weeks headlines

    > >> My dad always told me that was "The Mark of the Beast" and that anyone
    > >> who
    > >> took the mark would go to Hell, immediately.
    > >>

    > >
    > > Sounds like something I grew up hearing too.

    >
    > Did it sound something like this?
    >
    >
    > The first Angel stepped up and poured his bowl out on earth: Loathsome,
    > stinking sores erupted on all who had taken the mark of the Beast and
    > worshiped its image.
    > Revelation 16:2
    >
    > The Beast was taken, and with him, his puppet, the False Prophet, who used
    > signs to dazzle and deceive those who had taken the mark of the Beast and
    > worshiped his image. They were thrown alive, those two, into Lake Fire and
    > Brimstone.
    > Revelation 19:20
    >


    No, thank ghod I never had B!ble Thumpers for parents.

    --
    Bigus Dickus
    A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
    Bigus Dickus, Feb 21, 2006
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