OT: MCP AI

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by kpg, Feb 4, 2004.

  1. kpg

    kpg Guest

    Found this in mcad ng. cute.

    <quote>
    Considering the recent increase in usage of dumps for MCP certifications,
    Microsoft has been secretly doing a beta run of their new lie detector.
    There's an AI app which integrates with the current testing modules and has
    been collecting data on answering patterns... Depending on the speed and
    answers, you are asked at the end of exams whether you used any dumps. If it
    detects that you are lying... you get a static dischage of 30000 volts from
    a circuit attached to the mouse.

    And also that they monitor all the email address with the ip address and
    data from isps and if the id matches your registration data. you are asked
    to £%& off....

    --
    Regards,

    HD
    </quote>
    kpg, Feb 4, 2004
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  2. kpg

    Kendal Emery Guest

    Re: MCP AI

    Ahhh, if only it were true!

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    Kendal R. Emery, MCSE, Network+, A+, MCNGP #19
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    "kpg" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > Found this in mcad ng. cute.
    >
    > <quote>
    > Considering the recent increase in usage of dumps for MCP certifications,
    > Microsoft has been secretly doing a beta run of their new lie detector.
    > There's an AI app which integrates with the current testing modules and

    has
    > been collecting data on answering patterns... Depending on the speed and
    > answers, you are asked at the end of exams whether you used any dumps. If

    it
    > detects that you are lying... you get a static dischage of 30000 volts

    from
    > a circuit attached to the mouse.
    >
    > And also that they monitor all the email address with the ip address and
    > data from isps and if the id matches your registration data. you are asked
    > to £%& off....
    >
    > --
    > Regards,
    >
    > HD
    > </quote>
    >
    >
    Kendal Emery, Feb 4, 2004
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