OT: League Table 09/21/2005

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  1. Simpson

    Simpson Guest

    Down there is the league table of MCNGP members based on the uselessness of
    their
    replies up to the week ending 09/21/2005. As always the league is based on a
    scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the swarthiest. Please note that
    the league does not include some of the MCNGP members who are too
    elite to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in their
    signature.

    16777216 Microcephalic S. Bob
    789.6 Ben Smith
    486.7 Catwalker63
    695.4 The Rev [MCT]
    785.8 Wayne McGlinn
    653.5 Neil
    400.1 Mike T
    661.0 Kline Sphere
    332.5 CBIC
    251.5 JaR
    315.3 Frisbee®
    892.5 Kendal Emery
    614.4 T-Bone
    849.7 Briscobar
    229.5 Consultant
    123.2 Lnkwizard
    161.3 Keyboard Cowboy
    447.6 Rowdy Yates
    0^42 Simpson

    http://www.mcngp.com/ - kicking @$$ and taking names
    Simpson, Sep 21, 2005
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  2. Simpson

    kpg Guest

    Simpson <@> said something like

    > # Name-Host Conflict: file://c:\temp\172838.htm (9/21/2005 9:23:23 AM)
    > # Down there is the league table of MCNGP members based on the
    > uselessness of their
    > replies up to the week ending 09/21/2005. As always the league is
    > based on a scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the swarthiest.
    > Please note that the league does not include some of the MCNGP members
    > who are too elite to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in
    > their signature.
    >
    > 16777216 Microcephalic S. Bob
    > 789.6 Ben Smith
    > 486.7 Catwalker63
    > 695.4 The Rev [MCT]
    > 785.8 Wayne McGlinn
    > 653.5 Neil
    > 400.1 Mike T
    > 661.0 Kline Sphere
    > 332.5 CBIC
    > 251.5 JaR
    > 315.3 Frisbee®
    > 892.5 Kendal Emery
    > 614.4 T-Bone
    > 849.7 Briscobar
    > 229.5 Consultant
    > 123.2 Lnkwizard
    > 161.3 Keyboard Cowboy
    > 447.6 Rowdy Yates
    > 0^42 Simpson



    You math skills are dubious.

    --
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    BSCS A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
    www.MCNGP.com
    kpg, Sep 21, 2005
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  3. "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in
    > You math skills are dubious.


    For the purpose of clarification:

    The new and improved "League Table" is automatically generated by
    http://www.roblindman.com/apps/LeagueTableGenerator.exe ... The Visual Basic
    6 runtime is required. I may convert this to an HTML page.

    In the interest of assuring that future versions of the League Table do not
    come from one individual and are not representative of the sole judgement of
    Simpleton, others interested in generating their own League Table may do so
    at will.

    Source code can be provided upon request. License is public domain.

    With reference to mathematical skills: No math on my part is involved.
    Numbers are purely the function of processor functions under the Windows XP
    operating system.

    The numbers are generated by the following functions:

    Function GenerateLeagueTable() as string
    <snip>
    sStr = sStr & RandomNumber(1000) & "." & RandomNumber(9) & " Frisbee®"
    & vbCrLf
    <snip>
    End Function

    Function RandomNumber(ByVal iMax As Long) As Long
    Randomize Timer
    RandomNumber = Int(iMax * Rnd)
    End Function

    Hope this helps.

    Microcephalic S. Bob
    MCNGP #46
    http://www.mcngp.com/ - yep.


    "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
    news:Xns96D8601489219ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
    > Simpson <@> said something like
    >
    >> # Name-Host Conflict: file://c:\temp\172838.htm (9/21/2005 9:23:23 AM)
    >> # Down there is the league table of MCNGP members based on the
    >> uselessness of their
    >> replies up to the week ending 09/21/2005. As always the league is
    >> based on a scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the swarthiest.
    >> Please note that the league does not include some of the MCNGP members
    >> who are too elite to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in
    >> their signature.
    >>
    >> 16777216 Microcephalic S. Bob
    >> 789.6 Ben Smith
    >> 486.7 Catwalker63
    >> 695.4 The Rev [MCT]
    >> 785.8 Wayne McGlinn
    >> 653.5 Neil
    >> 400.1 Mike T
    >> 661.0 Kline Sphere
    >> 332.5 CBIC
    >> 251.5 JaR
    >> 315.3 Frisbee®
    >> 892.5 Kendal Emery
    >> 614.4 T-Bone
    >> 849.7 Briscobar
    >> 229.5 Consultant
    >> 123.2 Lnkwizard
    >> 161.3 Keyboard Cowboy
    >> 447.6 Rowdy Yates
    >> 0^42 Simpson
    /* Microcephalic \Simpson\ Bob */, Sep 21, 2005
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  4. Simpson

    kpg Guest

    /* Microcephalic \"Simpson\" Bob */ <@> said something like

    > The numbers are generated by the following functions:
    >
    > Function GenerateLeagueTable() as string
    > <snip>
    > sStr = sStr & RandomNumber(1000) & "." & RandomNumber(9) & "
    > Frisbee®"
    > & vbCrLf
    > <snip>
    > End Function
    >
    > Function RandomNumber(ByVal iMax As Long) As Long
    > Randomize Timer
    > RandomNumber = Int(iMax * Rnd)
    > End Function


    Ah, yes. That does clear it up. I retract my assertion
    that your math skills are poo-poo.

    Although there should be no bias in the resulting table,
    I may ask why you are at the top? Sorry, I digress.

    I have my own simplier rating scheme:

    MCNGP membership = 10
    MCNGP membership and name starts with 'ken' = 11
    All others = 2.718281828

    But that's just me.

    kpg
    kpg, Sep 21, 2005
    #4
  5. Simpson

    Briscobar Guest

    kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> rambled:
    >
    > I have my own simplier rating scheme:
    >
    > MCNGP membership = 10
    > MCNGP membership and name starts with 'ken' = 11
    > All others = 2.718281828


    Splendid.

    --
    KB

    MCNGP #26
    Download full moviez, war3z, crackz, muzik, and pr0n at www.mcngp.com!
    Or don't.
    Briscobar, Sep 21, 2005
    #5
  6. "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote

    > I have my own simplier rating scheme:
    >
    > MCNGP membership = 10
    > MCNGP membership and name starts with 'ken' = 11
    > All others = 2.718281828
    >
    > But that's just me.
    >
    > kpg


    In the interest of accomodating your requirements, I have converted the
    application into HTML and VBScript.

    Now, anyone that wants to can readily generate their own customized 'League
    Table' post with minimal effort, and assign weights appropriate to their own
    personal preferences.

    The contents of the page are public domain. Do with it what you will. I will
    continue to post League Tables daily because A. I have nothing better to do.
    2. Simpleton sucks.

    http://www.roblindman.com/apps/leaguetable.html

    Thank you for playing.
    /* Microcephalic \Simpson\ Bob */, Sep 21, 2005
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  7. Simpson

    kpg Guest

    /* Microcephalic \"Simpson\" Bob */ <@> said something like

    > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\172851.htm (9/21/2005
    > 11:12:15 AM) # "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote
    >
    >> I have my own simplier rating scheme:
    >>
    >> MCNGP membership = 10
    >> MCNGP membership and name starts with 'ken' = 11
    >> All others = 2.718281828
    >>
    >> But that's just me.
    >>
    >> kpg

    >
    > In the interest of accomodating your requirements, I have converted
    > the application into HTML and VBScript.
    >
    > Now, anyone that wants to can readily generate their own customized
    > 'League Table' post with minimal effort, and assign weights
    > appropriate to their own personal preferences.
    >
    > The contents of the page are public domain. Do with it what you will.
    > I will continue to post League Tables daily because A. I have nothing
    > better to do. 2. Simpleton sucks.
    >
    > http://www.weekendcomputer.com/leaguetable.htm
    >
    > Thank you for playing.



    IFYPFY


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    kpg BSCS A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
    http://www.weekendcomputer.com/leaguetable.htm
    kpg, Sep 21, 2005
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  8. Simpson

    kpg Guest

    kpg, Sep 21, 2005
    #8
  9. Simpson

    Mike T. Guest

    Re: League Table 09/21/2005

    "Simpson" <@> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
    news:ep$...
    > Down there is the league table of MCNGP members based on the uselessness
    > of their
    > replies up to the week ending 09/21/2005. As always the league is based on
    > a
    > scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the swarthiest. Please note
    > that
    > the league does not include some of the MCNGP members who are too
    > elite to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in their
    > signature.



    > 400.1 Mike T



    Where did the .1 come from? I'm so confused.

    --
    Mike T.
    MCNGP #XLI
    Mike T., Sep 22, 2005
    #9
  10. Re: League Table 09/21/2005

    In response to your request, I will personally ensure that your score is
    improved in the next League Table posting.


    "Mike T." <root@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
    news:%23kkG%...
    >
    > "Simpson" <@> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
    > news:ep$...
    >> Down there is the league table of MCNGP members based on the uselessness
    >> of their
    >> replies up to the week ending 09/21/2005. As always the league is based
    >> on a
    >> scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the swarthiest. Please note
    >> that
    >> the league does not include some of the MCNGP members who are too
    >> elite to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in their
    >> signature.

    >
    >
    >> 400.1 Mike T

    >
    >
    > Where did the .1 come from? I'm so confused.
    >
    > --
    > Mike T.
    > MCNGP #XLI
    >
    /* Microcephalic \Simpson\ Bob */, Sep 22, 2005
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