OT Friday Humor

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by Consultant, Oct 28, 2005.

  1. Consultant

    Consultant Guest

    A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and
    say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows
    her from, so he says "Do you know me?" to which she replies "I think you?re
    the father of one of my kids."

    Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife
    and says, "My god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid
    on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped
    my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"
    She said, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."


    C
     
    Consultant, Oct 28, 2005
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  2. Consultant

    kpg Guest

    Consultant <> said something like

    Funny, but there is a technical flaw in your story.

    If it was his bachelor party then he wasn't married yet
    therfore he wasn't being unfaithful.

    HTH

    kp "honest honey, I have never..." g
     
    kpg, Oct 28, 2005
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  3. Consultant

    Consultant Guest

    well, according to wives, he was unfaithful


    "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
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    > Consultant <> said something like
    >
    > Funny, but there is a technical flaw in your story.
    >
    > If it was his bachelor party then he wasn't married yet
    > therfore he wasn't being unfaithful.
    >
    > HTH
    >
    > kp "honest honey, I have never..." g
    >
     
    Consultant, Oct 28, 2005
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