OT: All I want for Christmas

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by MitchS, Nov 7, 2005.

  1. MitchS

    MitchS Guest

    Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the gift
    packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta watch again and
    find dumps to score better.
    http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/

    --
    Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
    MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
    "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen.
    Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone."
    MitchS, Nov 7, 2005
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  2. Re: All I want for Christmas

    Our hawt intern just complimented me on my red Swingline today.
    Coincidence, I think not!

    --
    Famous last words: "Hey, check this out!"


    "MitchS" <> wrote in message
    news:%...
    >
    > Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the gift
    > packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta watch again

    and
    > find dumps to score better.
    > http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/
    >
    > --
    > Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
    > MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
    > "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen.
    > Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone."
    >
    >
    Bill McPherson, Nov 7, 2005
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  3. MitchS

    Briscobar Guest

    Re: All I want for Christmas

    MitchS <> rambled:
    >
    > Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the
    > gift packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta
    > watch again and find dumps to score better.
    > http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/



    I'm very upset with myself. I did take the entire quiz, which was highly
    awesome, and I only scored 75%. I missed some arcane questions such as
    Peter's mother's name, where Lumbergh got his degree, what Peter's BS degree
    was in, how many times Michael punched the fax machine. And I didn't read
    the questions thoroughly enough, as I "jumped to conclusions" about what
    error message the fax machine gave Samir. I said "PC Loadletter", which is
    obviously wrong. It's Paper Jam. It gives Michael the PC Loadletter error.

    Oh well. It was a half hour spent laughing that I could have been writing
    stored procedures. Good find, Mitch.

    --
    KB

    MCNGP #26
    www.mcngp.com claims to have seen the Loch Ness monster on several
    occasions.
    Briscobar, Nov 7, 2005
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  4. MitchS

    Consultant Guest

    Re: All I want for Christmas

    can you post a pic of said hawt intern?


    "Bill McPherson" <> wrote in message
    news:eZi44O%...
    > Our hawt intern just complimented me on my red Swingline today.
    > Coincidence, I think not!
    >
    > --
    > Famous last words: "Hey, check this out!"
    >
    >
    > "MitchS" <> wrote in message
    > news:%...
    >>
    >> Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the gift
    >> packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta watch again

    > and
    >> find dumps to score better.
    >> http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/
    >>
    >> --
    >> Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
    >> MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
    >> "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen.
    >> Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone."
    >>
    >>

    >
    >
    Consultant, Nov 7, 2005
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  5. Re: All I want for Christmas

    sorry, but no.

    "Consultant" <> wrote in message
    news:eBreBS%...
    > can you post a pic of said hawt intern?
    >
    >
    > "Bill McPherson" <> wrote in message
    > news:eZi44O%...
    > > Our hawt intern just complimented me on my red Swingline today.
    > > Coincidence, I think not!
    > >
    > > --
    > > Famous last words: "Hey, check this out!"
    > >
    > >
    > > "MitchS" <> wrote in message
    > > news:%...
    > >>
    > >> Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the

    gift
    > >> packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta watch again

    > > and
    > >> find dumps to score better.
    > >> http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/
    > >>
    > >> --
    > >> Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
    > >> MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
    > >> "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen.
    > >> Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone."
    > >>
    > >>

    > >
    > >

    >
    >
    Bill McPherson, Nov 7, 2005
    #5
  6. MitchS

    Consultant Guest

    Re: All I want for Christmas

    thats a shame

    "Bill McPherson" <> wrote in message
    news:Om7d3a%...
    > sorry, but no.
    >
    > "Consultant" <> wrote in message
    > news:eBreBS%...
    >> can you post a pic of said hawt intern?
    >>
    >>
    >> "Bill McPherson" <> wrote in message
    >> news:eZi44O%...
    >> > Our hawt intern just complimented me on my red Swingline today.
    >> > Coincidence, I think not!
    >> >
    >> > --
    >> > Famous last words: "Hey, check this out!"
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > "MitchS" <> wrote in message
    >> > news:%...
    >> >>
    >> >> Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the

    > gift
    >> >> packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta watch
    >> >> again
    >> > and
    >> >> find dumps to score better.
    >> >> http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/
    >> >>
    >> >> --
    >> >> Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
    >> >> MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
    >> >> "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen.
    >> >> Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone."
    >> >>
    >> >>
    >> >
    >> >

    >>
    >>

    >
    >
    Consultant, Nov 7, 2005
    #6
  7. Re: All I want for Christmas

    tis

    --
    Famous last words: "Hey, check this out!"


    "Consultant" <> wrote in message
    news:OwSCMd%...
    > thats a shame
    >
    > "Bill McPherson" <> wrote in message
    > news:Om7d3a%...
    > > sorry, but no.
    > >
    > > "Consultant" <> wrote in message
    > > news:eBreBS%...
    > >> can you post a pic of said hawt intern?
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> "Bill McPherson" <> wrote in message
    > >> news:eZi44O%...
    > >> > Our hawt intern just complimented me on my red Swingline today.
    > >> > Coincidence, I think not!
    > >> >
    > >> > --
    > >> > Famous last words: "Hey, check this out!"
    > >> >
    > >> >
    > >> > "MitchS" <> wrote in message
    > >> > news:%...
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the

    > > gift
    > >> >> packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta watch
    > >> >> again
    > >> > and
    > >> >> find dumps to score better.
    > >> >> http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/
    > >> >>
    > >> >> --
    > >> >> Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
    > >> >> MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
    > >> >> "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen.
    > >> >> Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not

    everyone."
    > >> >>
    > >> >>
    > >> >
    > >> >
    > >>
    > >>

    > >
    > >

    >
    >
    Bill McPherson, Nov 7, 2005
    #7
  8. MitchS

    MitchS Guest

    Re: All I want for Christmas

    "Briscobar" <> wrote in message
    news:OOVIvP%...

    > Oh well. It was a half hour spent laughing that I could have been writing
    > stored procedures. Good find, Mitch.


    I especially liked how it asked questions about license plate letters. I
    think they should give you a cert if you score over 700. With a lapel pin
    and a red Swingline.

    --
    Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
    MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
    "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen.
    Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." - F.
    Leghorn
    MitchS, Nov 8, 2005
    #8
  9. MitchS

    Neil Guest

    Re: All I want for Christmas

    did you hear "MitchS" <> say in
    news:#:

    > I especially liked how it asked questions about license plate letters.
    > I think they should give you a cert if you score over 700. With a
    > lapel pin and a red Swingline.


    sounds like a cert just one step below the MCNGP. Now if you will excuse
    me, I have to finish my studying for the JT5-562 Non-Microsoft Office Space
    exam....

    --
    Neil MCNGP#30

    - You'll get what's coming to you... unless it's mailed.
    Neil, Nov 8, 2005
    #9
  10. MitchS

    kpg Guest

    Re: All I want for Christmas

    > sounds like a cert just one step below the MCNGP.


    Maybe it should be a prerequisite.
    kpg, Nov 8, 2005
    #10
  11. MitchS

    Neil Guest

    Re: All I want for Christmas

    did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
    news:Xns9708650A7995Eipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

    >> sounds like a cert just one step below the MCNGP.

    >
    >
    > Maybe it should be a prerequisite.
    >
    >
    >
    >


    I got an 88% on my second try (took my first yesterday and scored only a
    50%).

    Does anyone know who the youngest COSS (Certified Office Space Specialist)
    is?

    --
    Neil MCNGP#30

    - "I need a home run hitter," Tom said ruthlessly.
    Neil, Nov 8, 2005
    #11
  12. MitchS

    Briscobar Guest

    Re: All I want for Christmas

    Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
    >
    > I got an 88% on my second try (took my first yesterday and scored
    > only a 50%).
    >
    > Does anyone know who the youngest COSS (Certified Office Space
    > Specialist) is?


    Haha I took it this morning for kicks, and I got a 93. After the
    disappointing 75 yesterday. It's just as much fun the second time around.

    Where I find practice exmans, study guides, testkings, dumps, and books
    freely?


    --
    KB

    MCNGP #26
    www.mcngp.com will kill you! No, not! Only kidding!
    Briscobar, Nov 8, 2005
    #12
  13. Re: All I want for Christmas

    I read your post with one more 't' (just before the s)
    --
    hd troll


    "Bill McPherson" wrote:

    > tis
    >
    > --
    > Famous last words: "Hey, check this out!"
    >
    >
    > "Consultant" <> wrote in message
    > news:OwSCMd%...
    > > thats a shame
    > >
    > > "Bill McPherson" <> wrote in message
    > > news:Om7d3a%...
    > > > sorry, but no.
    > > >
    > > > "Consultant" <> wrote in message
    > > > news:eBreBS%...
    > > >> can you post a pic of said hawt intern?
    > > >>
    > > >>
    > > >> "Bill McPherson" <> wrote in message
    > > >> news:eZi44O%...
    > > >> > Our hawt intern just complimented me on my red Swingline today.
    > > >> > Coincidence, I think not!
    > > >> >
    > > >> > --
    > > >> > Famous last words: "Hey, check this out!"
    > > >> >
    > > >> >
    > > >> > "MitchS" <> wrote in message
    > > >> > news:%...
    > > >> >>
    > > >> >> Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the
    > > > gift
    > > >> >> packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta watch
    > > >> >> again
    > > >> > and
    > > >> >> find dumps to score better.
    > > >> >> http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/
    > > >> >>
    > > >> >> --
    > > >> >> Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
    > > >> >> MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
    > > >> >> "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen.
    > > >> >> Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not

    > everyone."
    > > >> >>
    > > >> >>
    > > >> >
    > > >> >
    > > >>
    > > >>
    > > >
    > > >

    > >
    > >

    >
    >
    >
    =?Utf-8?B?aGQgdHJvbGw=?=, Nov 9, 2005
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  14. MitchS

    Jtyc Guest

    Jtyc, Nov 9, 2005
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  15. MitchS

    JaR Guest

    Re: All I want for Christmas

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc spewed across the ether:

    > http://spreadmystaplerandflyaway.ytmnd.com/


    rotfl

    --
    JaR
    MCNGP 10110
    Remove hat to reply
    Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
    when they come at you rapidly.
    JaR, Nov 9, 2005
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  16. MitchS

    MitchS Guest

    Re: All I want for Christmas

    "Jtyc" <> wrote in message
    news:...

    > http://spreadmystaplerandflyaway.ytmnd.com/


    Dang you webblocker!!!

    --
    Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
    MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
    "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen.
    Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." - F.
    Leghorn
    MitchS, Nov 10, 2005
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  17. MitchS

    Briscobar Guest

    Briscobar, Nov 10, 2005
    #17
  18. MitchS

    Neil Guest

    Re: All I want for Christmas

    did you hear "Jtyc" <> say in news:uvJaBmX5FHA.3976
    @TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

    >> Our hawt intern just complimented me on my red Swingline today.
    >> Coincidence, I think not!

    >
    >
    > http://spreadmystaplerandflyaway.ytmnd.com/
    >
    >


    THAT! was beautiful...

    --
    Neil MCNGP#30

    - Debrief: Wife listening while you talk in your sleep.
    Neil, Nov 10, 2005
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