OT: "A sad day" explained...

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by ~~~ The Obelisk [7.13.86.42] ~~~, Sep 12, 2006.

  1. The insanity of the world is exactly like a dog barking in your neighbors
    yard, all night long, once every 15 seconds, for no reason, except for the
    odd moments where it skips the interval to make you think it stopped.

    You have quasi-limited choices. Here, for your internal Terminator Choice
    Display, they be listed, arr.

    You can either:

    A. listen to it and suffer and wait
    B. turn on some music and try to ignore it
    C. Yell 'stfu', at which point you've given the dog more reason to bark
    D. Plot to kill it later
    E. Wake up the neighbors and tell them that their dog needs to stfu
    F. Post a message to the Internet about it.
    G. Call someone at 4 a.m. and talk about life, the universe, and everything.
    H. OTHMAN says: sorry (essentially, become deranged and insane yourself)
    I. Go somewhere else (provided you have a spacecraft) [mental note: build
    spacecraft]
    J. Find the words 'INTERNEIL' in the Bible Code Crossword Puzzle and prove
    once and for all that Neil is the Anti-Neil (he died for our sins, whereas
    the real Neil is evil)
    K. Find the barbeque sauce, some tongs, a flamethrower, hop the fence,
    remembering that a bib and a roll of 'Brawny' are essential.
    L. Pee, or poop, on things, perhaps both, or perhaps into a receptacle which
    is conducive to creating a projectile weapon.
    M. <audience input M-Y>
    N. <audience input M-Y>
    O. <audience input M-Y>
    P. <audience input M-Y>
    Q. <audience input M-Y>
    R. <audience input M-Y>
    S. <audience input M-Y>
    T. <audience input M-Y>
    U. <audience input M-Y>
    V. <audience input M-Y>
    X. <audience input M-Y>
    Y. <audience input M-Y>
    Z. None of the above

    And these, crystal warrior, these are tools YOU can use in your everyday
    life, until you die.

    IT IS EXACTLY AS THE OBELISK HAS FORETOLD.

    Microcephalic S. Bob
    http://www.gopher-tennis.com/
    ~~~ The Obelisk [7.13.86.42] ~~~, Sep 12, 2006
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  2. You are sad,
    =?Utf-8?B?T1RITUFO?=, Sep 12, 2006
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  3. ~~~ The Obelisk [7.13.86.42] ~~~

    FrisbeeĀ® Guest

    "OTHMAN" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > You are sad,


    Sorry.
    FrisbeeĀ®, Sep 12, 2006
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  4. > Sorry.

    MITM
    =?Utf-8?B?T1RITUFO?=, Sep 12, 2006
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