[OT] 419 Haiku

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  1. JaR

    JaR Guest

    JaR, Feb 26, 2004
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  2. JaR

    Consultant Guest

    windows NT crashed.
    i am the Blue Screen of Death.
    no one hears your screams.


    "JaR" <> wrote in message
    news:ejiHU3J$...
    > 419 Haiku contest at the Reg results now in.
    >
    > http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/35867.html
    >
    > My favorite was;
    >
    > Autumn's email flood,
    > Small advance ensures windfall.
    > Outside, swine fly south.
    >
    > JaR
    > Thug #17
     
    Consultant, Feb 26, 2004
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  3. JaR

    Ken Briscoe Guest

    > windows NT crashed.
    > i am the Blue Screen of Death.
    > no one hears your screams.


    IE is leaky
    There are far too many bugs
    I am infested.

    --

    KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

    first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
     
    Ken Briscoe, Feb 26, 2004
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  4. JaR

    Consultant Guest

    the web site you seek
    cannot be located but
    countless more exist.


    "Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message
    news:ed23EIK$...
    > > windows NT crashed.
    > > i am the Blue Screen of Death.
    > > no one hears your screams.

    >
    > IE is leaky
    > There are far too many bugs
    > I am infested.
    >
    > --
    >
    > KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
    >
    > first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
    >
    >
     
    Consultant, Feb 26, 2004
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  5. JaR

    kpg Guest

    hi my name is don
    a small piece of paper bought
    i no nothing real
     
    kpg, Feb 26, 2004
    #5
  6. JaR

    Ken Briscoe Guest

    > hi my name is don
    > a small piece of paper bought
    > i no nothing real


    this is paisleyskye
    coming to you from the moon
    i'm a space cadet

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    KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

    first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
     
    Ken Briscoe, Feb 26, 2004
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  7. JaR

    Consultant Guest

    i am camol wongh
    come to me for braindumps now
    it is for real


    "Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message
    news:e%23vgOVK$...
    > > hi my name is don
    > > a small piece of paper bought
    > > i no nothing real

    >
    > this is paisleyskye
    > coming to you from the moon
    > i'm a space cadet
    >
    > --
    >
    > KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
    >
    > first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
    >
    >
     
    Consultant, Feb 26, 2004
    #7
  8. JaR

    JaR Guest

    Consultant opined, On 2/26/04 12:18 PM:

    > i am camol wongh
    > come to me for braindumps now
    > it is for real
    >


    Sorry am I for
    The terrible haiku thread
    To have re-started

    JaR
    Thug #17
     
    JaR, Feb 26, 2004
    #8
  9. JaR

    Ken Briscoe Guest

    > i am camol wongh
    > come to me for braindumps now
    > it is for real


    study very hard
    for your MCSE exams
    by using braindumps

    oh no! holy sh*t!
    did i just say that BS?
    take my certs away.

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    KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

    first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
     
    Ken Briscoe, Feb 26, 2004
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  10. JaR

    Consultant Guest

    jar you know damn right
    your daughter she kick my dog
    jar you bastard you

    "JaR" <> wrote in message
    news:ufZKscK$...
    > Consultant opined, On 2/26/04 12:18 PM:
    >
    > > i am camol wongh
    > > come to me for braindumps now
    > > it is for real
    > >

    >
    > Sorry am I for
    > The terrible haiku thread
    > To have re-started
    >
    > JaR
    > Thug #17
     
    Consultant, Feb 26, 2004
    #10
  11. JaR

    kpg Guest

    > Sorry am I for
    > The terrible haiku thread
    > To have re-started


    do not be sorry
    this is a whole lot of fun
    i should get a life
     
    kpg, Feb 26, 2004
    #11
  12. JaR

    Jtyc Guest

    Haikus are stupid...

    You need to get back to work...



    Lazy ass mofo's...
     
    Jtyc, Feb 26, 2004
    #12
  13. Ken Briscoe wrote:
    >> hi my name is don
    >> a small piece of paper bought
    >> i no nothing real

    >
    > this is paisleyskye
    > coming to you from the moon
    > i'm a space cadet


    No more calls, please. We have a winner.

    HotW (Haiku of the Week)

    --
    Fris "Brain too fried to Haiku" bee®, MCNGP #13

    Certaholics
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    =?Windows-1252?Q?Frisbee=AE_MCNGP?=, Feb 26, 2004
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  14. JaR

    Consultant Guest

    you should shut your mouth
    or i will kick your fat @ss
    stupid trailer trash


    "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message
    news:uXlzwkK$...
    > Haikus are stupid...
    >
    > You need to get back to work...
    >
    >
    >
    > Lazy ass mofo's...
    >
    >
    >
     
    Consultant, Feb 26, 2004
    #14
  15. JaR

    Ken Briscoe Guest

    > Haikus are stupid...
    >
    > You need to get back to work...
    >
    >
    >
    > Lazy ass mofo's...
    >


    Pot, kettle, black, no?
    Jtyc is kettle
    And I like pot.......wait......

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    KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

    first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
     
    Ken Briscoe, Feb 26, 2004
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  16. JaR

    Consultant Guest

    easy on the chronic

    "Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message
    news:ejHR4oK$...
    > > Haikus are stupid...
    > >
    > > You need to get back to work...
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Lazy ass mofo's...
    > >

    >
    > Pot, kettle, black, no?
    > Jtyc is kettle
    > And I like pot.......wait......
    >
    > --
    >
    > KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
    >
    > first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
    >
    >
     
    Consultant, Feb 26, 2004
    #16
  17. JaR

    JaR Guest

    Ken Briscoe wrote:
    >>Haikus are stupid...
    >>
    >>You need to get back to work...
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>Lazy ass mofo's...
    >>

    >
    >
    > Pot, kettle, black, no?
    > Jtyc is kettle
    > And I like pot.......wait......
    >


    A forty-five to the monitor
    the shot is loud
    no haiku i see
     
    JaR, Feb 26, 2004
    #17
  18. JaR

    Ken Briscoe Guest

    > easy on the chronic

    you seen my doritos? i swear i left 'em right here...

    --

    KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

    first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
     
    Ken Briscoe, Feb 26, 2004
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  19. JaR

    kat Guest

    m c n g p
    I try, but not invited
    my life, not complete

    kpg wrote:

    >>Sorry am I for
    >>The terrible haiku thread
    >>To have re-started

    >
    >
    > do not be sorry
    > this is a whole lot of fun
    > i should get a life
    >
    >


    --
    Kat MCNGP Wanna be

    /* Saying your OS is the best in the world 'cause more people use it is
    like saying McDonalds makes the best food in the world. */
     
    kat, Feb 26, 2004
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  20. kat wrote:
    > m c n g p
    > I try, but not invited
    > my life, not complete


    Demonstrate knowledge of Kerpalism.
    Use Chalk's (Kline's) phrase in appropriate context.
    Not Haiku.

    --
    Fris "Loeku" bee®, MCNGP #13

    Certaholics
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    =?iso-8859-1?Q?Frisbee=AE_MCNGP?=, Feb 27, 2004
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