Oh man, now I have a job

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by Sandworm, Jun 29, 2004.

  1. Sandworm

    Sandworm Guest

    Well folks, I apologize for being a bit remiss in my posting and
    abuse of lamers and braindumpers as of late.

    I took a vacation for a while, it was good to get away from all the
    nothing I was doing. Took the family unit to Key West. Man it was
    nice to go diving again it had been so long and it was great.

    And now that I have returned this week I got a job!!! What a pain
    in the arse....but it's a hell desk job, which I wanted to avoid
    but ya gotta start somewhere when your a 'career changer' I guess.
    Seems no one wanted to give a break to a guy that's gotten his
    MCSE, MCP, A+ and been working his own consulting jobs for 6 months.

    So at least it's with a good big company and I'll have room to move up
    the ladder, which is all I really want to be honest. It's not like I
    was expecting to come into someplace and have the 'run' of their
    entire system. I just needed the chance to get in the door to show 'em
    my work ethic and the fact that I'm not a braindumping, lamedi@k,
    practicer of osyack obchyaneeya. Now it's time to get it done, spend my
    6 manditory months in this position (stupid company rules!!) and start
    applying internally for low level Admin positions to get away from luser
    calls. Luckily, I know someone who already works in this company so I
    know they do promote internally and don't stick you at hell desk in
    perpetuity.

    But I wanted to let youse in the MCNGP know that I have not forgotten
    my duties. Since I have a week till my start date at work (7/6), I
    suspect this is because they didn't want to pay me for the 5th which
    is a paid company holiday as the 4th falls on a Sunday this year (cheap
    stinking Florida companies!!!), I will once again rachet up my abuse for
    the week. Since I'm not gonna be able to post as much during business
    hours starting next week.

    So thanks for the support gentlemen, ladies and you other 'things',

    Sandworm says--"see what you braindumpers don't understand is you've
    ruined the entry level IT job market for yourselves as well as those who
    actually EARN their MCSE without cheating"

    MCNGP #00100001
    Sandworm, Jun 29, 2004
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  2. Sandworm

    Neil Guest

    Sandworm <> wrote in
    news::

    > osyack obchyaneeya.


    CONGRATS!!!

    ....and I need a translation please...

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
    Neil, Jun 29, 2004
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  3. Sandworm

    Consultant Guest

    congrats and best of luck

    "Sandworm" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > Well folks, I apologize for being a bit remiss in my posting and
    > abuse of lamers and braindumpers as of late.
    >
    > I took a vacation for a while, it was good to get away from all the
    > nothing I was doing. Took the family unit to Key West. Man it was
    > nice to go diving again it had been so long and it was great.
    >
    > And now that I have returned this week I got a job!!! What a pain
    > in the arse....but it's a hell desk job, which I wanted to avoid
    > but ya gotta start somewhere when your a 'career changer' I guess.
    > Seems no one wanted to give a break to a guy that's gotten his
    > MCSE, MCP, A+ and been working his own consulting jobs for 6 months.
    >
    > So at least it's with a good big company and I'll have room to move up
    > the ladder, which is all I really want to be honest. It's not like I
    > was expecting to come into someplace and have the 'run' of their
    > entire system. I just needed the chance to get in the door to show 'em
    > my work ethic and the fact that I'm not a braindumping, lamedi@k,
    > practicer of osyack obchyaneeya. Now it's time to get it done, spend my
    > 6 manditory months in this position (stupid company rules!!) and start
    > applying internally for low level Admin positions to get away from luser
    > calls. Luckily, I know someone who already works in this company so I
    > know they do promote internally and don't stick you at hell desk in
    > perpetuity.
    >
    > But I wanted to let youse in the MCNGP know that I have not forgotten
    > my duties. Since I have a week till my start date at work (7/6), I
    > suspect this is because they didn't want to pay me for the 5th which
    > is a paid company holiday as the 4th falls on a Sunday this year (cheap
    > stinking Florida companies!!!), I will once again rachet up my abuse for
    > the week. Since I'm not gonna be able to post as much during business
    > hours starting next week.
    >
    > So thanks for the support gentlemen, ladies and you other 'things',
    >
    > Sandworm says--"see what you braindumpers don't understand is you've
    > ruined the entry level IT job market for yourselves as well as those who
    > actually EARN their MCSE without cheating"
    >
    > MCNGP #00100001
    Consultant, Jun 29, 2004
    #3
  4. Sandworm

    billyw Guest

    who is it..
    jabil


    "Sandworm" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > Well folks, I apologize for being a bit remiss in my posting and
    > abuse of lamers and braindumpers as of late.
    >
    > I took a vacation for a while, it was good to get away from all the
    > nothing I was doing. Took the family unit to Key West. Man it was
    > nice to go diving again it had been so long and it was great.
    >
    > And now that I have returned this week I got a job!!! What a pain
    > in the arse....but it's a hell desk job, which I wanted to avoid
    > but ya gotta start somewhere when your a 'career changer' I guess.
    > Seems no one wanted to give a break to a guy that's gotten his
    > MCSE, MCP, A+ and been working his own consulting jobs for 6 months.
    >
    > So at least it's with a good big company and I'll have room to move up
    > the ladder, which is all I really want to be honest. It's not like I
    > was expecting to come into someplace and have the 'run' of their
    > entire system. I just needed the chance to get in the door to show 'em
    > my work ethic and the fact that I'm not a braindumping, lamedi@k,
    > practicer of osyack obchyaneeya. Now it's time to get it done, spend my
    > 6 manditory months in this position (stupid company rules!!) and start
    > applying internally for low level Admin positions to get away from luser
    > calls. Luckily, I know someone who already works in this company so I
    > know they do promote internally and don't stick you at hell desk in
    > perpetuity.
    >
    > But I wanted to let youse in the MCNGP know that I have not forgotten
    > my duties. Since I have a week till my start date at work (7/6), I
    > suspect this is because they didn't want to pay me for the 5th which
    > is a paid company holiday as the 4th falls on a Sunday this year (cheap
    > stinking Florida companies!!!), I will once again rachet up my abuse for
    > the week. Since I'm not gonna be able to post as much during business
    > hours starting next week.
    >
    > So thanks for the support gentlemen, ladies and you other 'things',
    >
    > Sandworm says--"see what you braindumpers don't understand is you've
    > ruined the entry level IT job market for yourselves as well as those who
    > actually EARN their MCSE without cheating"
    >
    > MCNGP #00100001
    billyw, Jun 29, 2004
    #4
  5. Sandworm

    Sandworm Guest

    Neil <> wrote in
    news:Xns95176AD79D9FBneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

    > Sandworm <> wrote in
    > news::
    >
    >> osyack obchyaneeya.

    >
    > CONGRATS!!!
    >
    > ...and I need a translation please...
    >


    For osyack obchyaneeya? You know that one, it's Chalk's phrase.

    Or was there something else?
    Sandworm, Jun 29, 2004
    #5
  6. Sandworm

    Ken Briscoe Guest

    "Sandworm" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    >
    > And now that I have returned this week I got a job!!!


    Congrats!

    --

    KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

    first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
    Ken Briscoe, Jun 29, 2004
    #6
  7. Sandworm

    Neil Guest

    Sandworm <> wrote in news:uzeH
    $:

    > You know that one


    *hangs head*
    I did, I forgot you updated from AZE FUDZE...
    (I have to start organizing my russian insults...)

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
    Neil, Jun 29, 2004
    #7
  8. Sandworm

    Rick Guest

    how about a translation for those of us not in the know

    Thanks

    Rick

    "Neil" <> wrote in message
    news:Xns95176D4C1FDF7neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
    > Sandworm <> wrote in news:uzeH
    > $:
    >
    > > You know that one

    >
    > *hangs head*
    > I did, I forgot you updated from AZE FUDZE...
    > (I have to start organizing my russian insults...)
    >
    > --
    > Neil MCNGP #30
    > "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
    Rick, Jun 29, 2004
    #8
  9. Sandworm

    Sandworm Guest

    Neil <> wrote in
    news:Xns95176D4C1FDF7neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

    > *hangs head*



    There, there little trooper, we all have our alzheimer's moments.

    I was flipping and saw C-span last night talking about your elections,
    that seemed to be pretty amusing!!! So tell me did you practice your
    right to vote? You better or we're (the US that is) gonna be annexing
    you before too long.

    By the way, all your grayed and aged country men and women (Snowbirds as
    we call them in FL) are for the most part gone for the season. Please do
    me a favor when you see them upon their return to your land, instruct
    them on the proper way to drive their "horseless carriage's". Nothing
    worse than trying to drive anywhere in Florida in the summer and getting
    stuck behind a d@mned Snowbird that's too scared to go the stinking speed
    limit!!! Or they get into the "fast lane" right in front of you, cutting
    you off in the process and then slow down???? What the h3ll is that all
    about, I hate people that think they are society's 'moral barometer' and
    it's their duty to make everyone slow down, the stinking accordian effect
    is what causes the accident's.

    Sorry for the rant, can you tell I got stuck behind some idiot from
    Ontario on the way home from Key West?

    Sandworm
    MCNGP #00100001
    Sandworm, Jun 29, 2004
    #9
  10. Sandworm

    Sandworm Guest

    "Rick" <> wrote in news::

    > how about a translation for those of us not in the know
    >
    > Thanks
    >
    > Rick
    >
    > "Neil" <> wrote in message
    > news:Xns95176D4C1FDF7neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
    >> Sandworm <> wrote in news:uzeH
    >> $:
    >>
    >> > You know that one

    >>
    >> *hangs head*
    >> I did, I forgot you updated from AZE FUDZE...
    >> (I have to start organizing my russian insults...)
    >>
    >> --
    >> Neil MCNGP #30
    >> "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

    >
    >
    >


    Sorry it's part of the whole MCNGP Communist conspiracy, and you do not
    qualify!!!! But good luck.

    Sandworm
    MCNGP #00100001
    Sandworm, Jun 29, 2004
    #10
  11. Sandworm

    LnkWizard Guest

    "Sandworm" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > Neil <> wrote in
    > news:Xns95176D4C1FDF7neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:
    >

    <snip>

    > Sorry for the rant, can you tell I got stuck behind some idiot from
    > Ontario on the way home from Key West?
    >
    > Sandworm
    > MCNGP #00100001


    So you got stuck in the 90 miles of hell called Highway 1. I too
    had my share of experiences with that road. My best one was
    in an Air Force vehicle with a very large antenna sticking out
    of the back of the truck. One of them snowbirds almost got it
    in the windshield from the antenna. Seems he couldn't see the
    red flag or flashing light on the end of it.

    Did you by any chance take Card sound Road as part of your trip.
    The far end of the road has some very quaint views just before you cross
    the intracoastal waterway.

    --
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    ---
    LnkWizard MCNGP 2^5

    "He who does not test himself is worthless indeed"
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    ---
    LnkWizard, Jun 29, 2004
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  12. Sandworm

    Neil Guest

    Sandworm <> wrote in
    news::

    > we all have our alzheimer's moments.


    WHY I OUGHTA!!!!!!!

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
    Neil, Jun 29, 2004
    #12
  13. Sandworm

    Sandworm Guest

    "billyw" <> wrote in news:#2lhQXeXEHA.556
    @tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

    > who is it..
    > jabil
    >



    Convergys, part of the reason I took it is they have offices in S.F. and I
    wanna move back in a few years so it'd be nice to be able to just transfer
    instead of having to find a whole new job.
    Sandworm, Jun 29, 2004
    #13
  14. Sandworm

    Neil Guest

    Sandworm <> wrote in
    news::

    > So tell me did you practice your
    > right to vote?


    first you accuse me of...well, I forget what you were acusing me of...but
    then you don't even read some of my posts? the nerve...

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
    Neil, Jun 29, 2004
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  15. Sandworm

    Neil Guest

    Sandworm <> wrote in
    news::

    > instruct
    > them on the proper way to drive their "horseless carriage's".


    can't be done.. the # of car accidents decreases dramatically from
    Novermber to March...

    <willyneslon>
    Blue hairs drivin in my lane
    </willynelson>

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
    Neil, Jun 29, 2004
    #15
  16. Sandworm

    Neil Guest

    Sandworm <> wrote in
    news::

    > Sorry for the rant, can you tell I got stuck behind some idiot from
    > Ontario on the way home from Key West?


    F@sk! now they are gonna be back here in a day or two! could you NOT have
    run them off the road for me?

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
    Neil, Jun 29, 2004
    #16
  17. Sandworm

    Sandworm Guest

    "LnkWizard" <> wrote in
    news::

    > "Sandworm" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >> Neil <> wrote in
    >> news:Xns95176D4C1FDF7neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:
    >>

    > <snip>
    >
    >> Sorry for the rant, can you tell I got stuck behind some idiot from
    >> Ontario on the way home from Key West?
    >>
    >> Sandworm
    >> MCNGP #00100001

    >
    > So you got stuck in the 90 miles of hell called Highway 1. I too
    > had my share of experiences with that road. My best one was
    > in an Air Force vehicle with a very large antenna sticking out
    > of the back of the truck. One of them snowbirds almost got it
    > in the windshield from the antenna. Seems he couldn't see the
    > red flag or flashing light on the end of it.
    >
    > Did you by any chance take Card sound Road as part of your trip.
    > The far end of the road has some very quaint views just before you

    cross
    > the intracoastal waterway.
    >


    Actually, it wasn't on Hwy 1, it was some dink on the Florida Turnpike
    while I was between Miami and Orlando. A$$bag, pulled out in front of
    me, speeds up to get next to an 18 wheeler then slows down and paces with
    the friggin' truck!!! Why? Cause he's tired of people passing his lame
    a$$? How is that my fault, oh well, the kids learned some new words,
    actually they probably think Dad's an idiot cause I don't cuss in front
    of them so I make up words.

    I've never been on Card Sound Road, most of my time when I go there is
    spent on the water. I have a friend who lives on a large boat down there
    (full kitchen, fireplace, several guest cabins) so we stay on the boat
    and hardly ever go onshore except to go out to eat once in a while. He
    has a little boat he uses to commute to work and another I use to go out
    and dive all day with it, the nice thing is he has about 20 air tanks so
    I can spend about 6 to 8 hours diving and only have to resurface to
    switch tanks. Then we go over to the North side of the Keys into the
    mangroves and catch some lobster to steam up for dinner (and save the
    body to use as chum the next day and draw in fish to look at). It was
    nice I saw several Lemon Shark's and one Black Tip, I get more worried
    about the Barracuda than the sharks honestly. I was able to teach my 4
    year old how to snorkle a little and he did pretty good, I figure in
    about a year he'll have it down. The only sad thing is all the damage to
    the reef from the idiot's that don't know any better and the touch it,
    which is killing alot of beautiful stuff.

    But next time I go, if I get time I'll check it out.

    Sandworm
    MCNGP #00100001
    Sandworm, Jun 29, 2004
    #17
  18. Sandworm

    Sandworm Guest

    Neil <> wrote in
    news:Xns951773EC24FE2neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

    > Sandworm <> wrote in
    > news::
    >
    >> So tell me did you practice your
    >> right to vote?

    >
    > first you accuse me of...well, I forget what you were acusing me
    > of...but then you don't even read some of my posts? the nerve...
    >


    I have now, so I already know the answer, I was still catching up
    cut me a break, I've been on vacation from the stress of not working!!!!
    Sandworm, Jun 29, 2004
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  19. Sandworm

    Neil Guest

    Sandworm <> wrote in news:
    #:

    > catch some lobster to steam up for dinner


    *drool*
    that was a cruel thing to do minutes before lunch...

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
    Neil, Jun 29, 2004
    #19
  20. Sandworm

    Neil Guest

    Sandworm <> wrote in news:eV5
    $:

    > cut me a break


    no...not in the MCNGP constitution....if we have one...

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
    Neil, Jun 29, 2004
    #20
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