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Discussion in 'MCSE' started by catwalker63, Jul 29, 2005.

  1. catwalker63

    catwalker63 Guest

    I just found this wonderful site. I wish I'd known about it while I was
    studying for exams. It explains everything.

    http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/











    <eg>

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    Catwalker
    aka Pu$$y Feet
    BS, MCP, MCSA, MCSE
    MCNGP #43
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    faq.mcngp.com
    "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would
    deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain
    catwalker63, Jul 29, 2005
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  2. catwalker63

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, catwalker63 spewed across the ether:

    > I just found this wonderful site. I wish I'd known about it while I was
    > studying for exams. It explains everything.
    >
    > http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/
    >


    That's pretty good. Can't wait to order the cd.

    Nice to read such a clear and concise explanation of difficult to grasp
    concepts. I was so glad that she refrained from exposing exactly how
    "hackers" steal IPs!

    Wonder what color her hair is?

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    JaR
    Thug 10110
    MCNGP.com Dept of Potential Blonde Jokes
    JaR, Jul 29, 2005
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  3. catwalker63

    Briscobar Guest

    JaR <> rambled:
    >
    >> http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/
    >>

    >
    > That's pretty good. Can't wait to order the cd.
    >
    > Nice to read such a clear and concise explanation of difficult to
    > grasp concepts. I was so glad that she refrained from exposing
    > exactly how "hackers" steal IPs!
    >
    > Wonder what color her hair is?


    I don't understand why you're making fun of this woman. She's providing a
    valuable service.

    --
    KB

    MCNGP #26
    Yo, n00b! Go to www.mcngp.com!
    Briscobar, Jul 29, 2005
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  4. catwalker63

    T-Bone Guest

    "catwalker63" <> wrote
    > I just found this wonderful site. I wish I'd known about it while I was
    > studying for exams. It explains everything.
    >
    > http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/


    It looked interesting until I got to "hard drive" section. Now I need
    another keyboard. (And damn, that frappacino cost me $4.) She says she's
    overwhelmed with emails. I wonder how many of them are telling her to get a
    clue. Just to think she is offering to have people pay her to disseminate
    her "knowledge".
    --
    T-Bone
    MCNGP XL
    T-Bone, Jul 29, 2005
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  5. catwalker63

    Briscobar Guest

    catwalker63 <> rambled:
    >
    > I just found this wonderful site. I wish I'd known about it while I
    > was studying for exams. It explains everything.
    >
    > http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/


    Funny stuff.

    "Every Hard drive has a unique IP address. An IP address is used by the
    internet so the government can keep track of you....stealing IP addresses is
    illegal and I will not be explaining how to do it here."

    Hahahahaha! Too clueless!


    --
    KB

    MCNGP #26
    www.mgnpc.mco makes fun fo dylsexics.
    Briscobar, Jul 29, 2005
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  6. catwalker63

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar spewed across the ether:

    >> Wonder what color her hair is?

    >
    > I don't understand why you're making fun of this woman. She's providing a
    > valuable service.


    Moi?

    I was simply speculating whether or not she was attractive as well as
    computer savvy!

    --
    JaR
    Thug 10110
    MCNGP.com Dept of Fair-Haired & Buxom Computer Experts(Bikini Division)
    JaR, Jul 29, 2005
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  7. catwalker63

    Frisbee® Guest

    "T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
    news:...
    > "catwalker63" <> wrote
    >> I just found this wonderful site. I wish I'd known about it while I was
    >> studying for exams. It explains everything.
    >>
    >> http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/

    >
    > It looked interesting until I got to "hard drive" section. Now I need
    > another keyboard. (And damn, that frappacino cost me $4.) She says she's
    > overwhelmed with emails. I wonder how many of them are telling her to get
    > a
    > clue. Just to think she is offering to have people pay her to disseminate
    > her "knowledge".


    Oh, man... I didn't even click the link until now. My sarcasm CPU must not
    be working, I thought Cat was being serious.

    I just can't WAIT until the new R.A.M. comes out in 2007!!1!1!!!
    Frisbee®, Jul 29, 2005
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  8. catwalker63

    CBIC Guest


    > "Every Hard drive has a unique IP address. An IP address is used by
    > the internet so the government can keep track of you....stealing IP
    > addresses is illegal and I will not be explaining how to do it here."
    >
    > Hahahahaha! Too clueless!



    I don't see what's so funny. That's good information!!!!!!!!!111111111one!
    --
    aka
    Doom MCNGP #38
    Some people are like a Slinky.
    Not good for much but still fun to push down a flight of stairs.
    CBIC, Jul 29, 2005
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  9. catwalker63

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar spewed across the ether:

    > "Every Hard drive has a unique IP address. An IP address is used by
    > the internet so the government can keep track of you....stealing IP
    > addresses is illegal and I will not be explaining how to do it here."
    >
    > Hahahahaha! Too clueless!


    I keep hoping that it was a spoof site. But I don't think so.

    --
    JaR
    Thug 10110
    MCNGP.com Dept of Hopeful Cynics
    JaR, Jul 29, 2005
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  10. catwalker63

    Frisbee® Guest

    "Briscobar" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > catwalker63 <> rambled:
    >>
    >> I just found this wonderful site. I wish I'd known about it while I
    >> was studying for exams. It explains everything.
    >>
    >> http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/

    >
    > Funny stuff.
    >
    > "Every Hard drive has a unique IP address. An IP address is used by the
    > internet so the government can keep track of you....stealing IP addresses
    > is
    > illegal and I will not be explaining how to do it here."
    >
    > Hahahahaha! Too clueless!


    I hope Moses never gets her e-mail addy. She gets over 400 e-mails a day
    now, and would never be able to find the time to reply to him!

    Hey Ramon! Maybe you could set up a web page to help people better
    understand 419 scams?
    Frisbee®, Jul 29, 2005
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  11. catwalker63

    Neil Guest

    did you hear catwalker63 <> say in
    news:Xns96A270230AD09catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

    > http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/


    I'm going to weep....WAIT A TICK! all those "experts" will be needing help
    down the road...

    --
    Neil "New Evil Is Loading" MCNGP#30

    - Why are highways in Hawaii called "interstates?"
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
    #11
  12. catwalker63

    Neil Guest

    did you hear "Frisbee®" <> say in
    news::

    > I just can't WAIT until the new R.A.M. comes out in 2007!!1!1!!!


    yes DDR3 will hold SO much more, but it wont be faster. I'm shocked that
    "Tom's Hardware" even bothers trying to compete any more.

    --
    Neil "New Evil Is Loading" MCNGP#30

    - If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
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  13. catwalker63

    Neil Guest

    did you hear JaR <> say in
    news:Xns96A272BD2D522plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

    > That's pretty good. Can't wait to order the cd.


    should be worth every penny on the laugh factor

    --
    Neil "New Evil Is Loading" MCNGP#30

    - 42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
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  14. catwalker63

    T-Bone Guest

    "Frisbee®" <> wrote
    > I just can't WAIT until the new R.A.M. comes out in 2007!!1!1!!!


    I think your computer would need more busses to carry that R.A.M.
    --
    T-Bone
    MCNGP XL
    T-Bone, Jul 29, 2005
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  15. "Neil" wrote:
    > I'm going to weep....WAIT A TICK! all those "experts" will be needing help
    > down the road...


    Dude, I think you are onto something... Somebody should convince this ‘all
    knowing Guru’ to create 'FREE' braindumps.

    By using her dumps, (pardon the pun) potential MCSEs wont even need to
    think... all they have to do, is memorise the inherent wisdom, contained on
    her beautifully handcrafted pages.

    Watch this space m0nster dumps coming your way!
    m0rk
    =?Utf-8?B?bTByaw==?=, Jul 29, 2005
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  16. catwalker63

    Mike T. Guest

    "catwalker63" <> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
    news:Xns96A270230AD09catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136...
    >I just found this wonderful site. I wish I'd known about it while I was
    > studying for exams. It explains everything.
    >
    > http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/
    >


    This is gold, Jerry...comedy gold!
    --
    Mike T.
    MCNGP #XLI
    Mike T., Jul 30, 2005
    #16
  17. What the hell? Does this person really think they are accurate, or is it a
    sham?

    "Mike T." <root@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
    news:...
    > "catwalker63" <> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
    > news:Xns96A270230AD09catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136...
    >>I just found this wonderful site. I wish I'd known about it while I was
    >> studying for exams. It explains everything.
    >>
    >> http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/
    >>

    >
    > This is gold, Jerry...comedy gold!
    > --
    > Mike T.
    > MCNGP #XLI
    >
    /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */, Jul 30, 2005
    #17
  18. catwalker63

    catwalker63 Guest

    <!-- General Microcephalic S. Bob <{ http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ -
    chimpanzees admitted free - future home of pms}> prattled ceaslessly in
    news:#:

    > What the hell? Does this person really think they are accurate, or is
    > it a sham?
    >



    Who cares?? Either way it's hilarious! Did you check out the donations
    page?

    --
    Catwalker
    aka Pu$$y Feet
    BS, MCP, MCSA, MCSE
    MCNGP #43
    www.mcngp.com
    faq.mcngp.com
    "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would
    deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain
    catwalker63, Jul 30, 2005
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  19. "catwalker63" <> wrote in message
    news:Xns96A3DFFE2F7Bcatwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136...
    > <!-- General Microcephalic S. Bob <{ http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ -
    > chimpanzees admitted free - future home of pms}> prattled ceaslessly in
    > news:#:
    >
    >> What the hell? Does this person really think they are accurate, or is
    >> it a sham?
    >>

    >
    >
    > Who cares?? Either way it's hilarious! Did you check out the donations
    > page?


    Ok, I'll give that it's slightly humorous that a person could be ignorant
    enough to believe a motherboard is a CPU and that RAM is saved to disk only
    when you shut down.

    I spent 5 seconds looking over the donations page. I suppose it's funny that
    someone would donate 21 cents to such a lame excuse for a CD-ROM.

    Humorous for stupidity's sake, I'll grant. Hilarious, not really. But, to
    each their own.

    Signature
    /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */, Jul 30, 2005
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  20. catwalker63

    catwalker63 Guest

    "/* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The F-Word --> <?
    echo \"</? X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent\('Hasta
    La'\).Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike\(\); /?>\"; ?> <!-- General Microcephalic
    S. Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff + the newsgroup is still here"
    <{ http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - chimpanzees admitted free - future
    home of pms}> prattled ceaslessly in
    news::

    >
    > Humorous for stupidity's sake, I'll grant. Hilarious, not really. But,
    > to each their own.



    You're just mad 'cause it wasn't your idea. <eg>

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    Catwalker
    aka Pu$$y Feet
    BS, MCP, MCSA, MCSE
    MCNGP #43
    www.mcngp.com
    faq.mcngp.com
    "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would
    deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain
    catwalker63, Jul 30, 2005
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