Monotony

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    SteveC Guest

    Will someone change the record please?
    SteveC, Jun 30, 2003
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  2. "SteveC" <> wrote in message
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    > Will someone change the record please?


    Records are SO lo-tech.

    We use 8-tracks now.


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    =?Windows-1252?Q?Frisbee=AE_MCNGP?=, Jun 30, 2003
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    Jtyc Guest

    Subject: Math Lesson


    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
    100%.

    How about achieving 103%?


    Here's a little mathematical formula! that really will give you insight and
    might help you answer these questions:
    What makes up 100% in life?


    Thus, If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    but,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is

    21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    Therefore, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that; While
    Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you
    there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top...
    Jtyc, Jun 30, 2003
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    Jennifer Guest

    Please don't blame me as I am not monogamous by nature. I've been known to
    be quite promiscuous. :)
    "SteveC" <> wrote in message
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    >
    Jennifer, Jul 1, 2003
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    Andy Foster Guest

    "Diana K Brown" <> wrote in message
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    > Puzzle
    > In a certain family each child has AT LEAST 5 brothers and 4 sisters.

    What
    > is the minimum number of children in the family?
    >


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    Andy Foster, Jul 4, 2003
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