Microsoft Update

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by jamiecrock, Apr 16, 2010.

  1. jamiecrock

    jamiecrock Guest

    Win XP SP3. Refuses to install some updates (not all) with "insufficient
    resources" error.
    Help please!
     
    jamiecrock, Apr 16, 2010
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    thanatoid Guest

    jamiecrock <> wrote in
    news:Xns9D5C50C34F406fertyfertcom@69.16.176.253:

    > Win XP SP3. Refuses to install some updates (not all) with
    > "insufficient resources" error.
    > Help please!


    I don't know why you are getting that error but I will say that
    SP3 is basically unnecessary and largely contains spyware. I
    have yet to see an app requiring SP3 as a system requirement,
    it's either the original release or SP2 or Vista or 7.

    Generally, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Machine runs OK? You
    don't need SP3.
     
    thanatoid, Apr 16, 2010
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    Aardvark Guest

    On Fri, 16 Apr 2010 07:00:09 -0400, Bill Baker wrote:

    > On Friday April 16 2010 02:56, jamiecrock <> wrote in
    > message news:<Xns9D5C50C34F406fertyfertcom@69.16.176.253>
    >
    >> Win XP SP3. Refuses to install some updates (not all) with
    >> "insufficient resources" error.
    >> Help please!

    >
    > Check your hard drive space and your virtual memory. Set your virtual
    > memory to the recommended number in the initial and max fields.
    > Defragment your hard drive. Check for viruses and spyware.


    Then re-format and install Linux.



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    Aardvark, Apr 16, 2010
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  4. jamiecrock

    Dan C Guest

    On Fri, 16 Apr 2010 06:56:22 +0000, jamiecrock wrote:

    > Win XP SP3. Refuses to install some updates (not all) with "insufficient
    > resources" error.
    > Help please!


    Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Dumb fucking Windoze users! LOL!


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    Dan C, Apr 16, 2010
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  5. On Fri, 16 Apr 2010 08:47:12 -0400, "Dr. Van Helsing" <>
    wrote:


    >I see you rolled out of your coffin K-Drac.
    >
    >What's new with you K-Drac? What's up with you K-Drac?


    Are you actually sucking his dick or is it just oral?
     
    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, Apr 16, 2010
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  6. On Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:03:29 -0400, "Dr. Van Helsing" <>
    wrote:

    >Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
    >> On Fri, 16 Apr 2010 08:47:12 -0400, "Dr. Van Helsing" <>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>> I see you rolled out of your coffin K-Drac.
    >>>
    >>> What's new with you K-Drac? What's up with you K-Drac?

    >>
    >> Are you actually sucking his dick or is it just oral?

    >
    >You ram it up your fucking ass Ctrl/Asshole/Del, you punk ass clown.


    LOL.
     
    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, Apr 17, 2010
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  7. jamiecrock

    §nühw0£f Guest

    On Sun, 18 Apr 2010 00:52:32 +1000
    Andy <nospam@> wrote:

    > §nühw¤£f wrote:
    >
    > > Andy <nospam@> clouded the waters of pure thought with
    > > news::
    > >
    > >> Meat wrote:
    > >>
    > >>> On Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:19:46 +0000 (UTC), Aardvark
    > >>> <>wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>>>On Fri, 16 Apr 2010 07:00:09 -0400, Bill Baker wrote:
    > >>>>
    > >>>>> On Friday April 16 2010 02:56, jamiecrock <>
    > >>>>> wrote in message
    > >>>>> news:<Xns9D5C50C34F406fertyfertcom@69.16.176.253>
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>> Win XP SP3. Refuses to install some updates (not all) with
    > >>>>>> "insufficient resources" error.
    > >>>>>> Help please!
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> Check your hard drive space and your virtual memory. Set your
    > >>>>> virtual memory to the recommended number in the initial and max
    > >>>>> fields. Defragment your hard drive. Check for viruses and
    > >>>>> spyware.
    > >>>>
    > >>>>Then re-format and install Linux.
    > >>>
    > >>> No, re-format and install FreeBSD.
    > >>>
    > >>> Linux is for pussies.
    > >>
    > >> **** that, re-format and install HP-UX.
    > >>

    > > **** that, re-format and install Minix.

    >
    > **** that, re-format, throw the lot into the landfill then write
    > assembly language with a pencil and paper. A blunt pencil. With the
    > lights off. Backwards. In braille.
    >


    **** that, travel back in time, meet Alan Turing, ask him to build you
    a computer and then have a sexy fun time with the ascii pr0n.


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    §nühw0£f, Apr 17, 2010
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