Microsoft Ships First Vista Security Patches

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    DC Guest

    DC, Jan 14, 2006
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    Mara Guest

    On 14 Jan 2006 23:37:15 GMT, DC <> wrote:

    >http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1911406,00.asp?kc=EWRSS03119TX1K0000594
    >
    >I think I'm going to die from laughter. Send help! }XOD


    LMAO!

    The sad part about this is that there are a *lot* of induhviduals who are going
    to jump on Vista as soon as it's officially released, just because it's the
    newest thing from M$.

    "Hopefully, I'll be out of the business by then."

    --
    If you think technology can solve your security problems, then you
    don't understand the problems and you don't understand the technology.
    -- Bruce Schneider
    Mara, Jan 14, 2006
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    Seatoller Guest

    Seatoller, Jan 14, 2006
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    DC Guest

    Mara wrote:
    > On 14 Jan 2006 23:37:15 GMT, DC <> wrote:


    >>http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1911406,00.asp?kc=EWRSS03119TX1K0000594


    >>I think I'm going to die from laughter. Send help! }XOD


    > LMAO!


    > The sad part about this is that there are a *lot* of induhviduals who are going
    > to jump on Vista as soon as it's officially released, just because it's the
    > newest thing from M$.


    > "Hopefully, I'll be out of the business by then."


    I'll bet that they'll be shipping SP1 before the bloody OS hits the
    shelves!

    Bwahahaha!!! Ow! Ow! Make the pain stop! Heeee!!!! }%O)

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    DC

    My Constitution includes Section 33. I am not making this up.
    DC, Jan 15, 2006
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    PuppyKatt Guest

    Microsft just NEVER LEARNS. They are in such a hurry to say "New and
    Improved Operating System," that not one individual checks (let alone
    THOROUGHLY checks) for flaws, bugs, and security breaches. I would not be
    the least surprised if SP3 for Vista is released before the actual product
    is.

    "DC" <> wrote in message
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    > Mara wrote:
    >> On 14 Jan 2006 23:37:15 GMT, DC <> wrote:

    >
    >>>http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1911406,00.asp?kc=EWRSS03119TX1K0000594

    >
    >>>I think I'm going to die from laughter. Send help! }XOD

    >
    >> LMAO!

    >
    >> The sad part about this is that there are a *lot* of induhviduals who are
    >> going
    >> to jump on Vista as soon as it's officially released, just because it's
    >> the
    >> newest thing from M$.

    >
    >> "Hopefully, I'll be out of the business by then."

    >
    > I'll bet that they'll be shipping SP1 before the bloody OS hits the
    > shelves!
    >
    > Bwahahaha!!! Ow! Ow! Make the pain stop! Heeee!!!! }%O)
    >
    > --
    > DC
    >
    > My Constitution includes Section 33. I am not making this up.
    PuppyKatt, Jan 15, 2006
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    Mara Guest

    On 15 Jan 2006 02:58:04 GMT, DC <> wrote:

    >Mara wrote:
    >> On 14 Jan 2006 23:37:15 GMT, DC <> wrote:

    >
    >>>http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1911406,00.asp?kc=EWRSS03119TX1K0000594

    >
    >>>I think I'm going to die from laughter. Send help! }XOD

    >
    >> LMAO!

    >
    >> The sad part about this is that there are a *lot* of induhviduals who are going
    >> to jump on Vista as soon as it's officially released, just because it's the
    >> newest thing from M$.

    >
    >> "Hopefully, I'll be out of the business by then."

    >
    >I'll bet that they'll be shipping SP1 before the bloody OS hits the
    >shelves!
    >
    >Bwahahaha!!! Ow! Ow! Make the pain stop! Heeee!!!! }%O)


    Imagine doing helldesk for this.

    "Hello, this is the JohnQISP support desk. How may I help you?"

    "Well, I'm trying to install Service pack 58 for Vista, but it doesn't work."

    "That's because Vista hasn't been released to the public yet. You'll have to
    wait for that before the Service Packs will do any good. You'll also have to
    install each service pack sequentially, then unplug your machine, open the case,
    and put those "0wned by Microsoft" stickers on each and every part before it'll
    run. Putting it in a 55 gallon barrel of gasoline and setting it on fire helps,
    too. Otherwise, you won't be able to connect to the network."

    "Thanks, I didn't know that. So when are they going to release Vista?"

    "Who knows? Who cares?"

    "But...but I want it!"

    "Why?"

    "Well...um....er,uh...."

    "My point exactly. Have a nice day."

    *CLICK*

    --
    If you think technology can solve your security problems, then you
    don't understand the problems and you don't understand the technology.
    -- Bruce Schneider
    Mara, Jan 15, 2006
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