MCSD .NET will find your six figure jobs! don't listen to kline sphere

Discussion in 'MCSD' started by Jeff, Jun 30, 2003.

  1. Jeff

    Jeff Guest

    Prior to getting my MCSD .NET I was homeless, had a gimp leg and was single.
    Since getting my MCSD .NET I've become a millionaire, my gimp leg was cured
    and I stole Kline Sphere's girlfriend!

    I've been turning down job opportunities left and right lately. All the
    companies who want me are doing so solely because of my MCSD .NET--these
    companies don't care about petty things like previous experience, business
    knowledge or good software process practice (whatever the f-ck that is).

    Everyone go get your MCSDs--you need nothing else in life to succeed!
    Jeff, Jun 30, 2003
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  2. Jeff

    Fluker Guest

    > Since getting my MCSD .NET I've become a millionaire, my gimp leg was
    cured
    > and I stole Kline Sphere's girlfriend!

    Wonder what's this all about! It's simple if Kline doesn't sound good to
    you, don't take his advice.

    As far as MCSD.NET made you a millionaire, you know and everyone else
    knows that this is nothing but a hoax.

    About girlfriend, if she left someone else for you, there is no doubt she
    would leave you for someone else in future :)

    > I've been turning down job opportunities left and right lately.

    Atlast something different to read on the newsgroups. Someone not
    crying for jobs, instead is unhappy with offers. Although this is in your
    dreams which are likely to be broken sometime, it is pleasant to hear
    that.


    "Jeff" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > Prior to getting my MCSD .NET I was homeless, had a gimp leg and was

    single.
    > Since getting my MCSD .NET I've become a millionaire, my gimp leg was

    cured
    > and I stole Kline Sphere's girlfriend!
    >
    > I've been turning down job opportunities left and right lately. All the
    > companies who want me are doing so solely because of my MCSD .NET--these
    > companies don't care about petty things like previous experience, business
    > knowledge or good software process practice (whatever the f-ck that is).
    >
    > Everyone go get your MCSDs--you need nothing else in life to succeed!
    >
    >
    Fluker, Jun 30, 2003
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  3. Jeff

    Kline Sphere Guest

    >Wonder what's this all about! It's simple if Kline doesn't sound good to
    >you, don't take his advice.


    Absolutely. Jeff's got a screw lose.
    Kline Sphere, Jul 2, 2003
    #3
  4. Jeff

    Kline Sphere Guest

    >I've been turning down job opportunities left and right lately.

    The prospect of free fries & soda too much for you?

    God, someone get this guy a straight jacket.

    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 08:35:37 -0700, "Jeff" <>
    wrote:

    >Prior to getting my MCSD .NET I was homeless, had a gimp leg and was single.
    >Since getting my MCSD .NET I've become a millionaire, my gimp leg was cured
    >and I stole Kline Sphere's girlfriend!
    >
    >I've been turning down job opportunities left and right lately. All the
    >companies who want me are doing so solely because of my MCSD .NET--these
    >companies don't care about petty things like previous experience, business
    >knowledge or good software process practice (whatever the f-ck that is).
    >
    >Everyone go get your MCSDs--you need nothing else in life to succeed!
    >
    Kline Sphere, Jul 2, 2003
    #4
  5. Jeff

    John S Guest

    Get back to flipping those burgers boy.
    "Jeff" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > Prior to getting my MCSD .NET I was homeless, had a gimp leg and was

    single.
    > Since getting my MCSD .NET I've become a millionaire, my gimp leg was

    cured
    > and I stole Kline Sphere's girlfriend!
    >
    > I've been turning down job opportunities left and right lately. All the
    > companies who want me are doing so solely because of my MCSD .NET--these
    > companies don't care about petty things like previous experience, business
    > knowledge or good software process practice (whatever the f-ck that is).
    >
    > Everyone go get your MCSDs--you need nothing else in life to succeed!
    >
    >
    John S, Jul 3, 2003
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