MCSBNGP+++ Public apology on behalf of Frisbee(R) (with bonus self-deprecation)

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */, Jul 29, 2005.

  1. Today, in the hallowed annals of the epic newsgroup,
    'microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse', in a travesty of justice and an oversight
    of epic proportions, I posted a message oblivious to a long time friend,
    cohort, and fellow perpetrator of spoofdom, Frisbee of the MCNGP, wherein I
    referred to him as merely 'the guy', and erroneously hurt his feelings.

    Shame and humiliation have fallen upon the House of Bob, with Honor and
    Justice demanding that I submit my sincerest apology. Following the Code of
    the Way Of The Exploding Head -- and pursuant to the great Teachings of Carl
    the One, (and to be one with Carl is to be one with the Oneness), I must now
    eviscerate myself upon the Sword of Stupidity before all the world to redeem
    myself.

    Previously, I'd spent all of my 'karma points' in an effort to save
    'microsoft.public.msagent' from falling into disrepair and being dismantled
    by the forces of evil. This leaves me with no other option than to wildly
    overcompensate in an erratic act of self-sacrifice in vain.

    Therefore, in the sincerest sheer act of madness, lunacy, and
    self-deprecation that I can muster, I have spent a grand total of 30 minutes
    pagejacking my own website with the objective of making myself look as
    foolish as possible. As a tribute to my friend, the site will remain stupid
    for the next week.

    Anyone looking to hire me will most assuredly think I am insane, but that's
    ok. I don't really want a job. No one in their right mind does.

    I apologize, Fris. I didn't mean it.

    The F-Word
    http://www.roblindman.com/
     
    /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */, Jul 29, 2005
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    CBIC Guest

    I apologize, Fris. I didn't mean it.
    >
    > The F-Word
    > http://www.roblindman.com/


    You really ARE SORRY. manboob.com. too funny
    --
    aka
    Doom MCNGP #38
    Some people are like a Slinky.
    Not good for much but still fun to push down a flight of stairs.
     
    CBIC, Jul 29, 2005
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    Frisbee® Guest

    "/* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The F-Word --> <? echo
    "</? X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent('Hasta La').Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike(); /?>";
    ?> <!-- General Microcephalic S. Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff + the
    newsgroup is still here" <{ http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - chimpanzees
    admitted free - future home of pms}> wrote in message
    news:%...
    > Today, in the hallowed annals of the epic newsgroup,


    <Kerschnip>

    Dude, I literally haven't laughed that hard in forever. I should have put
    down my Maruchan Instant Lunch first, however, as I also literally choked on
    the freakin' noodles laughing so hard.

    BTW, I got to see what everyone was talking about in the agent froup, I got
    the warnings, two of them, before it would load the agent from your
    "untrusted" site. It's just sitting there in the upper-right hand corner of
    my screen, smiling at me right now. It's creepy, actually.

    Think you can make a flying disc agent for me? Or maybe a pole-hole agent?
    That would absolutely rawk.

    You're still not getting my Bud Lite®, though.
     
    Frisbee®, Jul 29, 2005
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    Neil Guest

    did you hear "/* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The
    F-Word --> <? echo \"</? X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent\('Hasta
    La'\).Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike\(\); /?>\"; ?> <!-- General Microcephalic
    S. Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff + the newsgroup is still here"
    <{ http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - chimpanzees admitted free - future
    home of pms}> say in news:#:

    > Therefore, in the sincerest sheer act of madness, lunacy, and
    > self-deprecation that I can muster, I have spent a grand total of 30
    > minutes pagejacking my own website with the objective of making myself
    > look as foolish as possible. As a tribute to my friend, the site will
    > remain stupid for the next week.


    at first I thought you were just a suck up with this post. Now I question
    your sanity,

    and for gords sakes, by a Bro

    {$1} to Sienfeld

    --
    Neil MCNGP#30

    - Features should be discovered, not documented.
     
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
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    Frisbee® Guest

    "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:Xns96A25BBEF9706neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
    > did you hear "/* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The
    > F-Word --> <? echo \"</? X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent\('Hasta
    > La'\).Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike\(\); /?>\"; ?> <!-- General Microcephalic
    > S. Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff + the newsgroup is still here"
    > <{ http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - chimpanzees admitted free - future
    > home of pms}> say in news:#:
    >
    >> Therefore, in the sincerest sheer act of madness, lunacy, and
    >> self-deprecation that I can muster, I have spent a grand total of 30
    >> minutes pagejacking my own website with the objective of making myself
    >> look as foolish as possible. As a tribute to my friend, the site will
    >> remain stupid for the next week.

    >
    > at first I thought you were just a suck up with this post. Now I question
    > your sanity,
    >
    > and for gords sakes, by a Bro
    >
    > {$1} to Sienfeld


    I posted his web site URL in rec.sport.football.college. Now his web page
    hit counts will go through the roof. He'll be slash/dotted.

    Or not.
     
    Frisbee®, Jul 29, 2005
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    CBIC Guest

    > and for gords sakes, by a Bro
    >
    > {$1} to Sienfeld


    MANSIERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
    another $1 to Sienfeld
    --
    aka
    Doom MCNGP #38
    Some people are like a Slinky.
    Not good for much but still fun to push down a flight of stairs.
     
    CBIC, Jul 29, 2005
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    Briscobar Guest

    /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The F-Word --> <? echo
    "</? X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent('Hasta La').Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike(); /?>";
    ?> <!-- General Microcephalic S. Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff + the
    newsgroup is still here <!-- The F-Word --> rambled:
    >
    > http://www.roblindman.com/


    To be one with the man-boobs is to be at peace with yourself. And I am at
    peace, Bob. I am at peace.

    --
    KB

    MCNGP #26
    www.mcngp.com will kill you! No, not! Only kidding!
     
    Briscobar, Jul 29, 2005
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    Neil Guest

    did you hear "CBIC" <> say in
    news::

    >> and for gords sakes, by a Bro
    >>
    >> {$1} to Sienfeld

    >
    > MANSIERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
    > another $1 to Sienfeld


    BRO!!!!11!1!!!1!!!one!!!

    --
    Neil MCNGP#30

    - I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!
     
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
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    Neil Guest

    did you hear "Frisbee®" <> say in
    news::

    > He'll be slash/dotted.


    and my eyes will thank the deity of it...

    --
    Neil MCNGP#30

    - I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!
     
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
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    Neil Guest

    did you hear "Briscobar" <> say in
    news::

    > To be one with the man-boobs is to be at peace with yourself. And I am at
    > peace, Bob. I am at peace.


    "there can be no peace if our security depends on the will and whims of a
    ruthless and aggressive dictator." or some guy is ok with his man-boobs.

    --
    Neil MCNGP#30

    - BUS STOP: Where the I/O gets off.
     
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
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    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, /* MCSBNGP+++
    #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The F-Word --> <? echo "</?
    X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent('Hasta La').Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike(); /?>";
    ?> <!-- General Microcephalic S. Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff +
    the newsgroup is still here spewed across the ether:

    > Therefore, in the sincerest sheer act of madness, lunacy, and
    > self-deprecation that I can muster, I have spent a grand total of 30
    > minutes pagejacking my own website with the objective of making myself
    > look as foolish as possible. As a tribute to my friend, the site will
    > remain stupid for the next week.


    I'm sorry. Your site tried to load a untrusted character to my computer.
    Therefore, I closed my browser and rebooted so it would not load. This
    happens evertime I try to see your website. Please stop so I can see your
    site and get the joke, too.

    --
    JaR
    Thug 10110
    MCNGP.com Dept of Manssiers
     
    JaR, Jul 29, 2005
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    Frisbee® Guest

    "JaR" <> wrote in message
    news:Xns96A255F0F2F00plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
    > In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, /* MCSBNGP+++
    > #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The F-Word --> <? echo "</?
    > X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent('Hasta La').Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike(); /?>";
    > ?> <!-- General Microcephalic S. Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff +
    > the newsgroup is still here spewed across the ether:
    >
    >> Therefore, in the sincerest sheer act of madness, lunacy, and
    >> self-deprecation that I can muster, I have spent a grand total of 30
    >> minutes pagejacking my own website with the objective of making myself
    >> look as foolish as possible. As a tribute to my friend, the site will
    >> remain stupid for the next week.

    >
    > I'm sorry. Your site tried to load a untrusted character to my computer.
    > Therefore, I closed my browser and rebooted so it would not load. This
    > happens evertime I try to see your website. Please stop so I can see your
    > site and get the joke, too.


    IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELLS YA!!!11!1!!!
     
    Frisbee®, Jul 29, 2005
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  13. "CBIC" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > I apologize, Fris. I didn't mean it.
    >>
    >> The F-Word
    >> http://www.roblindman.com/

    >
    > You really ARE SORRY. manboob.com. too funny


    What I really am is the most sincerely bored human to ever exist.

    I'm sure the actual owner of those man-boobs is sorrier than I am, he's a
    few cup sizes larger than I.
     
    /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */, Jul 29, 2005
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  14. "Frisbee®" <> wrote in message
    news:%...
    > "/* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The F-Word --> <?
    > echo "</? X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent('Hasta
    > La').Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike(); /?>"; ?> <!-- General Microcephalic S.
    > Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff + the newsgroup is still here" <{
    > http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - chimpanzees admitted free - future home
    > of pms}> wrote in message news:%...
    >> Today, in the hallowed annals of the epic newsgroup,

    >
    > <Kerschnip>
    >
    > Dude, I literally haven't laughed that hard in forever.


    That's what keeps me going.

    > I should have put down my Maruchan Instant Lunch first, however, as I also
    > literally choked on the freakin' noodles laughing so hard.


    I'm just glad you weren't eating chicken. Wouldn't want to know if you were
    choking on that.

    One day, I will post a message to the internet that will kill millions. I
    suppose if I did it on Thanksgiving...

    > BTW, I got to see what everyone was talking about in the agent froup, I
    > got the warnings, two of them, before it would load the agent from your
    > "untrusted" site. It's just sitting there in the upper-right hand corner
    > of my screen, smiling at me right now. It's creepy, actually.


    Yeah, I'd planned on a little more of an interactive experience, it did
    support speech so you could say the names of the pages on my site. Right
    now, until MS comes up with something a little better for the security
    warning, or until I get whatever certificate I have to get to be trusted (or
    bribe Ben Smith), it's just going to sit there.

    > Think you can make a flying disc agent for me? Or maybe a pole-hole
    > agent? That would absolutely rawk.


    I can.

    > You're still not getting my Bud Lite®, though.


    I'm partial to Corona anyway.

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    /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */, Jul 29, 2005
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  15. "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:Xns96A25BBEF9706neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
    > did you hear "/* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The
    > F-Word --> <? echo \"</? X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent\('Hasta
    > La'\).Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike\(\); /?>\"; ?> <!-- General Microcephalic
    > S. Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff + the newsgroup is still here"
    > <{ http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - chimpanzees admitted free - future
    > home of pms}> say in news:#:
    >
    >> Therefore, in the sincerest sheer act of madness, lunacy, and
    >> self-deprecation that I can muster, I have spent a grand total of 30
    >> minutes pagejacking my own website with the objective of making myself
    >> look as foolish as possible. As a tribute to my friend, the site will
    >> remain stupid for the next week.

    >
    > at first I thought you were just a suck up with this post. Now I question
    > your sanity,


    Nope, just bored, mostly. Plus, didn't want Fris to have hurt feelings. And,
    I like to embellish things. Also, starting sentences with one word and then
    a comma is big with me.
     
    /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */, Jul 29, 2005
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  16. "Frisbee®" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > I posted his web site URL in rec.sport.football.college. Now his web page
    > hit counts will go through the roof. He'll be slash/dotted.
    >
    > Or not.


    Actually, that seems to have worked somewhat. I receive an email every time
    someone hits a page on my site, which is then passed on to a creepy little
    smiley guy in the corner of my screen. I had to put him on Mute. I think
    it's been about 80 page visits in 2 hours 30 minutes. Everyone wants to see
    man boobs, but nobody will admit it.

    Signature
     
    /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */, Jul 29, 2005
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  17. "JaR" <> wrote in message
    news:Xns96A255F0F2F00plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
    > In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, /* MCSBNGP+++
    > #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The F-Word --> <? echo "</?
    > X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent('Hasta La').Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike(); /?>";
    > ?> <!-- General Microcephalic S. Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff +
    > the newsgroup is still here spewed across the ether:
    >
    >> Therefore, in the sincerest sheer act of madness, lunacy, and
    >> self-deprecation that I can muster, I have spent a grand total of 30
    >> minutes pagejacking my own website with the objective of making myself
    >> look as foolish as possible. As a tribute to my friend, the site will
    >> remain stupid for the next week.

    >
    > I'm sorry. Your site tried to load a untrusted character to my computer.
    > Therefore, I closed my browser and rebooted so it would not load. This
    > happens evertime I try to see your website. Please stop so I can see your
    > site and get the joke, too.


    I'm sorry. Your computer tried to connect with an untrusted browser to my
    server. Therefore, my server took control of your mind and forced you to
    reboot your computer.

    Plus, I don't think you really mean it. If you were really sorry, you'd
    deface your own website, like I did. THAT's how Frisbee knows I'm sincere.

    When you say it with Man-Boobs, they know you really care.

    Signature
     
    /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */, Jul 29, 2005
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    Neil Guest

    did you hear "/* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The F-
    Word --> <? echo \"</? X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent\('Hasta
    La'\).Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike\(\); /?>\"; ?> <!-- General Microcephalic
    S. Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff + the newsgroup is still here"
    <{ http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - chimpanzees admitted free - future
    home of pms}> say in news::

    > Also, starting sentences with one word and then
    > a comma is big with me.
    >


    Oh, ok then.

    --
    Neil MCNGP#30

    - If at first you don't succeed, the heck with it.
     
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
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    Neil Guest

    did you hear "/* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The F-
    Word --> <? echo \"</? X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent\('Hasta
    La'\).Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike\(\); /?>\"; ?> <!-- General Microcephalic
    S. Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff + the newsgroup is still here"
    <{ http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - chimpanzees admitted free - future
    home of pms}> say in news::

    > When you say it with Man-Boobs, they know you really care.


    um, I'M EATING HERE!!! (well, I was...no point now, really)

    --
    Neil MCNGP#30

    - The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
     
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
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    Frisbee® Guest

    "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:Xns96A280A113718neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
    > did you hear "/* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The F-
    > Word --> <? echo \"</? X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent\('Hasta
    > La'\).Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike\(\); /?>\"; ?> <!-- General Microcephalic
    > S. Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff + the newsgroup is still here"
    > <{ http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - chimpanzees admitted free - future
    > home of pms}> say in news::
    >
    >> Also, starting sentences with one word and then
    >> a comma is big with me.
    >>

    >
    > Oh, ok then.


    I prefer to go the other way, actually.

    Then again, sometimes I like to start sentences with TWO words and a comma.

    Just for grins, on rare occaisions, I'll start a sentence with TWO sets of
    triple words, each set followed by a comma, and I'll through in a couple of
    extra commas in the sentence somewhere as well.

    --
    Fris "Don't use no double negatives" bee®, MCNGP #13

    The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!

    http://www.mcngp.com

    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
     
    Frisbee®, Jul 29, 2005
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