looking for mac n cheese

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Brian, Nov 4, 2004.

  1. Brian

    Brian Guest

    I'm looking for some macaroni and cheese that I can make for a snack in the
    microwave. I am a huge fan of easy mac, but want to find other things first.
    Perhaps something cheaper, or bigger quantity or easier.

    Can anyone reccomend some macaroni and cheese that I can make in the
    microwave? I preffer just the mac n cheese instead of it as a side in a
    whole microwavable dinner. What are some good mac n cheese products that can
    be found at the grocery store and cooked in the microwave? Low price is
    good, maybe $2.50 for a box/serving of decent size?

    Any rec's?
    Mahalo
    Brian
    Brian, Nov 4, 2004
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  2. Brian

    trout Guest

    Brian wrote:

    > I'm looking for some macaroni and cheese that I can make for a snack
    > in the microwave. I am a huge fan of easy mac, but want to find other
    > things first. Perhaps something cheaper, or bigger quantity or easier.
    >
    > Can anyone reccomend some macaroni and cheese that I can make in the
    > microwave? I preffer just the mac n cheese instead of it as a side in
    > a whole microwavable dinner. What are some good mac n cheese products
    > that can be found at the grocery store and cooked in the microwave?
    > Low price is good, maybe $2.50 for a box/serving of decent size?
    >
    > Any rec's?
    > Mahalo
    > Brian


    So, what's wrong with (generic) K-dinner? The process is basically
    boiling water. Your microwave can do that.
    --
    "Add to boiling water. Cook three minutes, drain, stir-in crap. That's
    the recipe."
    trout, Nov 4, 2004
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  3. Brian

    WormWood Guest

    "trout" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    | Brian wrote:
    |
    | > I'm looking for some macaroni and cheese that I can make for a snack
    | > in the microwave. I am a huge fan of easy mac, but want to find
    other
    | > things first. Perhaps something cheaper, or bigger quantity or
    easier.
    | >
    | > Can anyone reccomend some macaroni and cheese that I can make in the
    | > microwave? I preffer just the mac n cheese instead of it as a side
    in
    | > a whole microwavable dinner. What are some good mac n cheese
    products
    | > that can be found at the grocery store and cooked in the microwave?
    | > Low price is good, maybe $2.50 for a box/serving of decent size?
    | >
    | > Any rec's?
    | > Mahalo
    | > Brian
    |
    | So, what's wrong with (generic) K-dinner? The process is basically
    | boiling water. Your microwave can do that.
    | --
    | "Add to boiling water. Cook three minutes, drain, stir-in crap. That's
    | the recipe."

    If you detest hard, lumpy, tough, stringy cheese, never put it in a
    microwave. trout's recipe is just right. I even like the crap idea.
    WormWood, Nov 4, 2004
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  4. Brian

    Brian Guest

    Are you saying that regular mac n cheese in the boxes could be made in the
    microwave too? How would it taste? I bought some BANQUET mac n cheese tv mac
    n cheese dinners for 1.40 a box. decent portions... not terrible for a
    dollar 40... but i do like easy mac and normal kraft mac n cheese best.....
    looking for a cheaper substitute though for a microwave


    "trout" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > Brian wrote:
    >
    >> I'm looking for some macaroni and cheese that I can make for a snack
    >> in the microwave. I am a huge fan of easy mac, but want to find other
    >> things first. Perhaps something cheaper, or bigger quantity or easier.
    >>
    >> Can anyone reccomend some macaroni and cheese that I can make in the
    >> microwave? I preffer just the mac n cheese instead of it as a side in
    >> a whole microwavable dinner. What are some good mac n cheese products
    >> that can be found at the grocery store and cooked in the microwave?
    >> Low price is good, maybe $2.50 for a box/serving of decent size?
    >>
    >> Any rec's?
    >> Mahalo
    >> Brian

    >
    > So, what's wrong with (generic) K-dinner? The process is basically
    > boiling water. Your microwave can do that.
    > --
    > "Add to boiling water. Cook three minutes, drain, stir-in crap. That's
    > the recipe."
    >
    >
    Brian, Nov 4, 2004
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  5. In article <CBoid.77804$> Brian <> wrote:
    >
    >Are you saying that regular mac n cheese in the boxes could be made in the
    >microwave too? How would it taste? I bought some BANQUET mac n cheese tv mac
    >n cheese dinners for 1.40 a box. decent portions... not terrible for a
    >dollar 40... but i do like easy mac and normal kraft mac n cheese best.....
    >looking for a cheaper substitute though for a microwave
    >
    >"trout" <> wrote in message
    >news:...
    >> Brian wrote:
    >>
    >>> I'm looking for some macaroni and cheese that I can make for a snack
    >>> in the microwave. I am a huge fan of easy mac, but want to find other
    >>> things first. Perhaps something cheaper, or bigger quantity or easier.
    >>>
    >>> Can anyone reccomend some macaroni and cheese that I can make in the
    >>> microwave? I preffer just the mac n cheese instead of it as a side in
    >>> a whole microwavable dinner. What are some good mac n cheese products
    >>> that can be found at the grocery store and cooked in the microwave?
    >>> Low price is good, maybe $2.50 for a box/serving of decent size?
    >>>
    >>> Any rec's?
    >>> Mahalo
    >>> Brian

    >>
    >> So, what's wrong with (generic) K-dinner? The process is basically
    >> boiling water. Your microwave can do that.
    >> --
    >> "Add to boiling water. Cook three minutes, drain, stir-in crap. That's
    >> the recipe."
    >>
    >>


    Bald eagle nonenone.

    --
    Lady Chatterly

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    Lady Chatterly, Nov 4, 2004
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  6. Brian

    trout Guest

    Brian wrote:

    > Are you saying that regular mac n cheese in the boxes could be made
    > in the microwave too? How would it taste?


    Why would macaroni boiled in a container in the microwave taste any
    different than macaroni boiled in a pot on the stove?
    Same process- boil the water before adding pasta. Back on med/high
    for a few (to approximate a 'simmer'- if it's a bad-ass boil, use a
    lower heat setting). Remove and drain before adding cheese mix and
    crap of your choice (margarine, milk, goat brains- whatever you commonly
    use for flavour and texture).
    Should be good to go. If you feel you must add more heat to
    thouroughly mix your goat brains, use a *low* re-heat setting, briefly.
    --
    "Or else you'll get WormWood's Detestable Cheese."
    trout, Nov 4, 2004
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  7. trout <> pealed:


    > Why would macaroni boiled in a container in the microwave taste any
    > different than macaroni boiled in a pot on the stove?
    > Same process- boil the water before adding pasta.


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 24hourfuckup.idiotdesk does it again.

    Ok, snotfuck, get this... microwave energy cooks completely differently to
    any kind of convection method you care to name. Not that you could name any,
    and that asssumes you know what the **** convection means, you pillocking
    moron. Convection cooking provides a more even cook-through, whereas
    microwave cooking is highly concentrated, and entirely dependent on moisture
    content.

    Microwave cooking requires moisture to absorb and convert energy into heat;
    in general that means the more moisture there is, the more rapid and intense
    the cooking. Now, fucksnot, since the macaroni is initially dry and
    commences to absorb water outside first, there is a distinct difference in
    the level of moisture on the outside edge of the macaroni to that inside the
    macaroni. Still with it, fuckstick? Over a short period of time, the
    moisture content on the outside of the macaroni increases rapidly whilst the
    moisture content on the inside does not initially increase rapidly. However
    the small amounts of moisture that do migrate to the core of the macaroni
    cause the macaroni to begin to cook due to the presence of, yes fucktard,
    you guessed it, moisture...

    You can fill in the rest with some more of your fuckwittery. I could do with
    another laugh. You total fucking idiot. Go on, tell the whole world again
    that microwave cooking is the same process as any kind of convection
    cooking, you brain-dead piece of shit.

    Here is your free clue, fucknuts... don't boil the water when cooking
    macaroni in a microwave. No doubt you'll have no fucking idea why.
    Leptosporomyces Teutoburgensis, Nov 4, 2004
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  8. Brian

    Scraggy Guest

    Leptosporomyces Teutoburgensis wrote:
    > trout <> pealed:
    >
    >
    >> Why would macaroni boiled in a container in the microwave taste
    >> any different than macaroni boiled in a pot on the stove?
    >> Same process- boil the water before adding pasta.

    >
    > BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 24hourfuckup.idiotdesk does it again.
    >
    > Ok, snotfuck, get this... microwave energy cooks completely
    > differently to any kind of convection method you care to name. Not
    > that you could name any, and that asssumes you know what the ****
    > convection means, you pillocking moron. Convection cooking provides a
    > more even cook-through, whereas microwave cooking is highly
    > concentrated, and entirely dependent on moisture content.
    >
    > Microwave cooking requires moisture to absorb and convert energy into
    > heat; in general that means the more moisture there is, the more
    > rapid and intense the cooking. Now, fucksnot, since the macaroni is
    > initially dry and commences to absorb water outside first, there is a
    > distinct difference in the level of moisture on the outside edge of
    > the macaroni to that inside the macaroni. Still with it, fuckstick?
    > Over a short period of time, the moisture content on the outside of
    > the macaroni increases rapidly whilst the moisture content on the
    > inside does not initially increase rapidly. However the small amounts
    > of moisture that do migrate to the core of the macaroni cause the
    > macaroni to begin to cook due to the presence of, yes fucktard, you
    > guessed it, moisture...
    >
    > You can fill in the rest with some more of your fuckwittery. I could
    > do with another laugh. You total fucking idiot. Go on, tell the whole
    > world again that microwave cooking is the same process as any kind of
    > convection cooking, you brain-dead piece of shit.
    >
    > Here is your free clue, fucknuts... don't boil the water when cooking
    > macaroni in a microwave. No doubt you'll have no fucking idea why.


    And this affects the TASTE in which way?
    --
    The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to
    arm bears. -- Chris Addison
    Scraggy, Nov 4, 2004
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  9. Brian

    trout Guest

    Scraggy wrote:

    > Leptosporomyces Teutoburgensis wrote:
    >> trout <> pealed:


    [snip most of Morphy the Clown]

    >> Here is your free clue, fucknuts... don't boil the water when cooking
    >> macaroni in a microwave. No doubt you'll have no fucking idea why.

    >
    > And this affects the TASTE in which way?


    No doubt, the Science Troll will now explain why the temperature at
    which water boils is different in a microwave.
    Or, making allowances for his attention/comprehension deficit,
    perhaps I should quote myself: "boil the water before adding pasta. Back
    on med/high
    for a few (to approximate a 'simmer')".
    I don't know what's more amusing. The subjects that this twitling
    tries to troll people on, or the assumption that I'm actually going to
    read/care about a barking asshole's opinion of *anything*.
    --
    "It goes without saying that it also didn't read, or didn't (not
    surprisingly) understand what I wrote, in its rush to flap its trolling
    orifice. Silly trolls."
    trout, Nov 4, 2004
    #9
  10. Brian

    john Guest

    The Cattle
    In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.

    [6.1] All praise is due to Allah, Who created the heavens and the earth
    and made the darkness and the light; yet those who disbelieve set up
    equals with their Lord.
    [6.2] He it is Who created you from clay, then He decreed a term; and
    there is a term named with Him; still you doubt.
    [6.3] And He is Allah in the heavens and in the earth; He knows your
    secret (thoughts) and your open (words), and He knows what you earn.
    [6.4] And there does not come to them any communication of the
    communications of their Lord but they turn aside from it
    [6.5] So they have indeed rejected the truth when it came to them;
    therefore the truth of what they mocked at will shine upon them.
    [6.6] Do they not consider how many a generation We have destroyed
    before them, whom We had established in the earth as We have not
    established you, and We sent the clouds pouring rain on them in
    abundance, and We made the rivers to flow beneath them, then We
    destroyed them on account of their faults and raised up after them
    another generation.
    [6.7] And if We had sent to you a writing on a paper, then they had
    touched it with their hands, certainly those who disbelieve would have
    said: This is nothing but clear enchantment.
    [6.8] And they say: Why has not an angel been sent down to him? And had
    We sent down an angel, the matter would have certainly been decided and
    then they would not have been respited.
    [6.9] And if We had made him angel, We would certainly have made him a
    man, and We would certainly have made confused to them what they make
    confused.
    [6.10] And certainly apostles before you were mocked at, but that which
    they mocked at encompassed the scoffers among them.
    [6.11] Say: Travel in the land, then see what was the end of the
    rejecters.
    [6.12] Say: To whom belongs what is in the heavens and the earth? Say:
    To Allah; He has ordained mercy on Himself; most certainly He will
    gather you on the resurrection day-- there is no doubt about it. (As
    for) those who have lost their souls, they will not believe.
    [6.13] And to Him belongs whatever dwells in the night and the day; and
    He is the Hearing, the Knowing.
    [6.14] Say: Shall I take a guardian besides Allah, the Originator of the
    heavens and the earth, and He feeds (others) and is not (Himself) fed.
    Say: I am commanded to be the first who submits himself, and you should
    not be of the polytheists.
    [6.15] Say: Surely I fear, if I disobey my Lord, the chastisement of a
    grievous day.
    [6.16] He from whom it is averted on that day, Allah indeed has shown
    mercy to him; and this is a manifest achievement.
    [6.17] And if Allah touch you with affliction, there is none to take it
    off but He; and if He visit you with good, then He has power over all
    things.
    [6.18] And He is the Supreme, above His servants; and He is the Wise,
    the Aware.
    [6.19] Say: What thing is the weightiest in testimony? Say: Allah is
    witness between you and me; and this Quran has been revealed to me that
    with it I may warn you and whomsoever it reaches. Do you really bear
    witness that there are other gods with Allah? Say: I do not bear
    witness. Say: He is only one God, and surely I am clear of that which
    you set up (with Him).
    [6.20] Those whom We have given the Book recognize him as they recognize
    their sons; (as for) those who have lost their souls, they will not
    believe.
    [6.21] And who is more unjust than he who forges a lie against Allah or
    (he who) gives the lie to His communications; surely the unjust will not
    be successful.
    [6.22] And on the day when We shall gather them all together, then shall
    We say to those who associated others (with Allah): Where are your
    associates whom you asserted?
    [6.23] Then their excuse would be nothing but that they would say: By
    Allah, our Lord, we were not polytheists.
    [6.24] See how they lie against their own souls, and that which they
    forged has passed away from them.
    [6.25] And of them is he who hearkens to you, and We have cast veils
    over their hearts lest they understand it and a heaviness into their
    ears; and even if they see every sign they will not believe in it; so
    much so that when they come to you they only dispute with you; those who
    disbelieve say: This is naught but the stories of the ancients.
    [6.26] And they prohibit (others) from it and go far away from it, and
    they only bring destruction upon their own souls while they do not
    perceive.
    [6.27] And could you see when they are made to stand before the fire,
    then they shall say: Would that we were sent back, and we would not
    reject the communications of our Lord and we would be of the believers.
    [6.28] Nay, what they concealed before shall become manifest to them;
    and if they were sent back, they would certainly go back to that which
    they are forbidden, and most surely they are liars.
    [6.29] And they say: There is nothing but our life of this world, and we
    shall not be raised.
    [6.30] And could you see when they are made to stand before their Lord.
    He will say: Is not this the truth? They will say: Yea! by our Lord. He
    will say: Taste then the chastisement because you disbelieved.
    [6.31] They are losers indeed who reject the meeting of Allah; until
    when the hour comes upon them all of a sudden they shall say: O our
    grief for our neglecting it! and they shall bear their burdens on their
    backs; now surely evil is that which they bear.
    [6.32] And this world's life is naught but a play and an idle sport and
    certainly the abode of the hereafter is better for those who guard
    (against evil); do you not then understand?
    [6.33] We know indeed that what they say certainly grieves you, but
    surely they do not call you a liar; but the unjust deny the
    communications of Allah.
    [6.34] And certainly apostles before you were rejected, but they were
    patient on being rejected and persecuted until Our help came to them;
    and there is none to change the words of Allah, and certainly there has
    come to you some information about the messengers.
    [6.35] And if their turning away is hard on you, then if you can seek an
    opening (to go down) into the earth or a ladder (to ascend up) to heaven
    so that you should bring them a sign and if Allah had pleased He would
    certainly have gathered them all on guidance, therefore be not of the
    ignorant.
    [6.36] Only those accept who listen; and (as to) the dead, Allah will
    raise them, then to Him they shall be returned.
    [6.37] And they say: Why has not a sign been sent down to him from his
    Lord? Say: Surely Allah is able to send down a sign, but most of them do
    not know.
    [6.38] And there is no animal that walks upon the earth nor a bird that
    flies with its two wings but (they are) genera like yourselves; We have
    not neglected anything in the Book, then to their Lord shall they be
    gathered.
    [6.39] And they who reject Our communications are deaf and dumb, in
    utter darkness; whom Allah pleases He causes to err and whom He pleases
    He puts on the right way.
    [6.40] Say: Tell me if the chastisement of Allah should overtake you or
    the hour should come upon you, will you call (on others) besides Allah,
    if you are truthful?
    [6.41] Nay, Him you call upon, so He clears away that for which you pray
    if He pleases and you forget what you set up (with Him).
    [6.42] And certainly We sent (apostles) to nations before you then We
    seized them with distress and affliction in order that they might humble
    themselves.
    [6.43] Yet why did they not, when Our punishment came to them, humble
    themselves? But their hearts hardened and the Shaitan made what they did
    fair-seeming to them.
    [6.44] But when they neglected that with which they had been admonished,
    We opened for them the doors of all things, until when they rejoiced in
    what they were given We seized them suddenly; then lo! they were in
    utter despair.
    [6.45] So the roots of the people who were unjust were cut off; and all
    praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the worlds.
    [6.46] Say: Have you considered that if Allah takes away your hearing
    and your sight and sets a seal on your hearts, who is the god besides
    Allah that can bring it to you? See how We repeat the communications,
    yet they turn away.
    [6.47] Say: Have you considered if the chastisement of Allah should
    overtake you suddenly or openly, will any be destroyed but the unjust
    people?
    [6.48] And We send not messengers but as announcers of good news and
    givers of warning, then whoever believes and acts aright, they shall
    have no fear, nor shall they grieve.
    [6.49] And (as for) those who reject Our communications, chastisement
    shall afflict them because they transgressed.
    [6.50] Say: I do not say to you, I have with me the treasures of Allah,
    nor do I know the unseen, nor do I say to you that I am an angel; I do
    not follow aught save that which is revealed to me. Say: Are the blind
    and the seeing one alike? Do you not then reflect?
    [6.51] And warn with it those who fear that they shall be gathered to
    their Lord-- there is no guardian for them, nor any intercessor besides
    Him-- that they may guard (against evil).
    [6.52] And do not drive away those who call upon their Lord in the
    morning and the evening, they desire only His favor; neither are you
    answerable for any reckoning of theirs, nor are they answerable for any
    reckoning of yours, so that you should drive them away and thus be of
    the unjust.
    [6.53] And thus do We try some of them by others so that they say: Are
    these they upon whom Allah has conferred benefit from among us? Does not
    Allah best know the grateful?
    [6.54] And when those who believe in Our communications come to you,
    say: Peace be on you, your Lord has ordained mercy on Himself, (so) that
    if any one of you does evil in ignorance, then turns after that and acts
    aright, then He is Forgiving, Merciful.
    [6.55] And thus do We make distinct the communications and so that the
    way of the guilty may become clear.
    [6.56] Say: I am forbidden to serve those whom you call upon besides
    Allah. Say: I do not follow your low desires. for then indeed I should
    have gone astray and I should not be of those who go aright.
    [6.57] Say: Surely I have manifest proof from my Lord and you call it a
    lie; I have not with me that which you would hasten; the t judgment is
    only Allah's; He relates the truth and He is the best of deciders.
    [6.58] Say: If that which you desire to hasten were with me, the matter
    would have certainly been decided between you and me; and Allah best
    knows the unjust.
    [6.59] And with Him are the keys of the unseen treasures-- none knows
    them but He; and He knows what is in the land and the sea, and there
    falls not a leaf but He knows it, nor a grain in the darkness of the
    earth, nor anything green nor dry but (it is all) in a clear book.
    [6.60] And He it is Who takes your souls at night (in sleep), and He
    knows what you acquire in the day, then He raises you up therein that an
    appointed term may be fulfilled; then to Him is your return, then He
    will inform you of what you were doing.
    [6.61] And He is the Supreme, above His servants, and He sends keepers
    over you; until when death comes to one of you, Our messengers cause him
    to die, and they are not remiss.
    [6.62] Then are they sent back to Allah, their Master, the True one; now
    surely His is the judgment and He is swiftest in taking account.
    [6.63] Say: Who is it that delivers you from the dangers of the land and
    the sea (when) you call upon Him (openly) humiliating yourselves, and in
    secret: If He delivers us from this, we should certainly be of the
    grateful ones.
    [6.64] Say: Allah delivers you from them and from every distress, but
    again you set up others (with Him).
    [6.65] Say: He has the power that He should send on you a chastisement
    from above you or from beneath your feet, or that He should throw you
    into confusion, (making you) of different parties; and make some of you
    taste the fighting of others. See how We repeat the communications that
    they may understand.
    [6.66] And your people call it a lie and it is the very truth. Say: I am
    not placed in charge of you.
    [6.67] For every prophecy is a term, and you will come to know (it).
    [6.68] And when you see those who enter into false discourses about Our
    communications, withdraw from them until they enter into some other
    discourse, and if the Shaitan causes you to forget, then do not sit
    after recollection with the unjust people.
    [6.69] And nought of the reckoning of their (deeds) shall be against
    those who guard (against evil), but (theirs) is only to remind, haply
    they may guard.
    [6.70] And leave those who have taken their religion for a play and an
    idle sport, and whom this world's life has deceived, and remind (them)
    thereby lest a soul should be given up to destruction for what it has
    earned; it shall not have besides Allah any guardian nor an intercessor,
    and if it should seek to give every compensation, it shall not be
    accepted from it; these are they who shall be given up to destruction
    for what they earned; they shall have a drink of boiling water and a
    painful chastisement because they disbelieved.
    [6.71] Say: Shall we call on that besides Allah, which does not benefit
    us nor harm us, and shall we be returned back on our heels after Allah
    has guided us, like him whom the Shaitans have made to fall down
    perplexed in the earth? He has companions who call him to the right way,
    (saying): Come to us. Say: Surely the guidance of Allah, that is the
    (true) guidance, and we are commanded that we should submit to the Lord
    of the worlds.
    [6.72] And that you should keep up prayer and be careful of (your duty
    to) Him; and He it is to Whom you shall be gathered.
    [6.73] And He it is Who has created the heavens and the earth with
    truth, and on the day He says: Be, it is. His word is the truth, and His
    is the kingdom on the day when the trumpet shall be blown; the Knower of
    the unseen and the seen; and He is the Wise, the Aware.
    [6.74] And when Ibrahim said to his sire, Azar: Do you take idols for
    gods? Surely I see you and your people in manifest error.
    [6.75] And thus did We show Ibrahim the kingdom of the heavens and the
    earth and that he might be of those who are sure.
    [6.76] So when the night over-shadowed him, he saw a star; said he: Is
    this my Lord? So when it set, he said: I do not love the setting ones.
    [6.77] Then when he saw the moon rising, he said: Is this my Lord? So
    when it set, he said: If my Lord had not guided me I should certainly be
    of the erring people.
    [6.78] Then when he saw the sun rising, he said: Is this my Lord? Is
    this the greatest? So when it set, he said: O my people! surely I am
    clear of what you set up (with Allah).
    [6.79] Surely I have turned myself, being upright, wholly to Him Who
    originated the heavens and the earth, and I am not of the polytheists.
    [6.80] And his people disputed with him. He said: Do you dispute with me
    respecting Allah? And He has guided me indeed; and I do not fear in any
    way those that you set up with Him, unless my Lord pleases; my Lord
    comprehends all things in His knowledge; will you not then mind?
    [6.81] And how should I fear what you have set up (with Him), while you
    do not fear that you have set up with Allah that for which He has not
    sent down to you any authority; which then of the two parties is surer
    of security, if you know?
    [6.82] Those who believe and do not mix up their faith with iniquity,
    those are they who shall have the security and they are those who go
    aright.
    [6.83] And this was Our argument which we gave to Ibrahim against his
    people; We exalt in dignity whom We please; surely your Lord is Wise,
    Knowing.
    [6.84] And We gave to him Ishaq and Yaqoub; each did We guide, and Nuh
    did We guide before, and of his descendants, Dawood and Sulaiman and
    Ayub and Yusuf and Haroun; and thus do We reward those who do good (to
    others).
    [6.85] And Zakariya and Yahya and Isa and Ilyas; every one was of the
    good;
    [6.86] And Ismail and Al-Yasha and Yunus and Lut; and every one We made
    to excel (in) the worlds:
    [6.87] And from among their fathers and their descendants and their
    brethren, and We chose them and guided them into the right way.
    [6.88] This is Allah's guidance, He guides thereby whom He pleases of
    His servants; and if they had set up others (with Him), certainly what
    they did would have become ineffectual for them.
    [6.89] These are they to whom We gave the book and the wisdom and the
    prophecy; therefore if these disbelieve in it We have already entrusted
    with it a people who are not disbelievers in it.
    [6.90] These are they whom Allah guided, therefore follow their
    guidance. Say: I do not ask you for any reward for it; it is nothing but
    a reminder to the nations.
    [6.91] And they do not assign to Allah the attributes due to Him when
    they say: Allah has not revealed anything to a mortal. Say: Who revealed
    the Book which Musa brought, a light and a guidance to men, which you
    make into scattered writings which you show while you conceal much? And
    you were taught what you did not know, (neither) you nor your fathers.
    Say: Allah then leave them sporting in their vain discourses.
    [6.92] And this is a Book We have revealed, blessed, verifying that
    which is before it, and that you may warn the metropolis and those
    around her; and those who believe in the hereafter believe in it, and
    they attend to their prayers constantly.
    [6.93] And who is more unjust than he who forges a lie against Allah, or
    says: It has been revealed to me; while nothing has been revealed to
    him, and he who says: I can reveal the like of what Allah has revealed?
    and if you had seen when the unjust shall be in the agonies of death and
    the angels shall spread forth their hands: Give up your souls; today
    shall you be recompensed with an ignominious chastisement because you
    spoke against Allah other than the truth and (because) you showed pride
    against His communications.
    [6.94] And certainly you have come to Us alone as We created you at
    first, and you have left behind your backs the things which We gave you,
    and We do not see with you your intercessors about whom you asserted
    that they were (Allah's) associates in respect to you; certainly the
    ties between you are now cut off and what you asserted is gone from you.
    [6.95] Surely Allah causes the grain and the stone to germinate; He
    brings forth the living from the dead and He is the bringer forth of the
    dead from the living; that is Allah! how are you then turned away.
    [6.96] He causes the dawn to break; and He has made the night for rest,
    and the sun and the moon for reckoning; this is an arrangement of the
    Mighty, the Knowing.
    [6.97] And He it is Who has made the stars for you that you might follow
    the right way thereby in the darkness of the land and the sea; truly We
    have made plain the communications for a people who know.
    [6.98] And He it is Who has brought you into being from a single soul,
    then there is (for you) a resting-place and a depository; indeed We have
    made plain the communications for a people who understand.
    [6.99] And He it is Who sends down water from the cloud, then We bring
    forth with it buds of all (plants), then We bring forth from it green
    (foliage) from which We produce grain piled up (in the ear); and of the
    palm-tree, of the sheaths of it, come forth clusters (of dates) within
    reach, and gardens of grapes and olives and pomegranates, alike and
    unlike; behold the fruit of it when it yields the fruit and the ripening
    of it; most surely there are signs in this for a people who believe.
    [6.100] And they make the jinn associates with Allah, while He created
    them, and they falsely attribute to Him sons and daughters without
    knowledge; glory be to Him, and highly exalted is He above what they
    ascribe (to Him).
    [6.101] Wonderful Originator of the heavens and the earth! How could He
    have a son when He has no consort, and He (Himself) created everything,
    and He is the Knower of all things.
    [6.102] That is Allah, your Lord, there is no god but He; the Creator of
    all things, therefore serve Him, and He has charge of all things.
    [6.103] Vision comprehends Him not, and He comprehends (all) vision; and
    He is the Knower of subtleties, the Aware.
    [6.104] Indeed there have come to you clear proofs from your Lord;
    whoever will therefore see, it is for his own soul and whoever will be
    blind, it shall be against himself and I am not a keeper over you.
    [6.105] And thus do We repeat the communications and that they may say:
    You have read; and that We may make it clear to a people who know.
    [6.106] Follow what is revealed to you from your Lord; there is no god
    but He; and withdraw from the polytheists.
    [6.107] And if Allah had pleased, they would not have set up others
    (with Him) and We have not appointed you a keeper over them, and you are
    not placed in charge of them.
    [6.108] And do not abuse those whom they call upon besides Allah, lest
    exceeding the limits they should abuse Allah out of ignorance. Thus have
    We made fair seeming to every people their deeds; then to their Lord
    shall be their return, so He will inform them of what they did.
    [6.109] And they swear by Allah with the strongest of their oaths, that
    if a sign came to them they would most certainly believe in it. Say:
    Signs are only with Allah; and what should make you know that when it
    comes they will not believe?
    [6.110] And We will turn their hearts and their sights, even as they did
    not believe in it the first time, and We will leave them in their
    inordinacy, blindly wandering on.
    [6.111] And even if We had sent down to them the angels and the dead had
    spoken to them and We had brought together all things before them, they
    would not believe unless Allah pleases, but most of them are ignorant.
    [6.112] And thus did We make for every prophet an enemy, the Shaitans
    from among men and jinn, some of them suggesting to others varnished
    falsehood to deceive (them), and had your Lord pleased they would not
    have done it, therefore leave them and that which they forge.
    [6.113] And that the hearts of those who do not believe in the hereafter
    may incline to it and that they may be well pleased with it and that
    they may earn what they are going to earn (of evil).
    [6.114] Shall I then seek a judge other than Allah? And He it is Who has
    revealed to you the Book (which is) made plain; and those whom We have
    given the Book know that it is revealed by your Lord with truth,
    therefore you should not be of the disputers.
    [6.115] And the word of your Lord has been accomplished truly and
    justly; there is none who can change His words, and He is the Hearing,
    the Knowing.
    [6.116] And if you obey most of those in the earth, they will lead you
    astray from Allah's way; they follow but conjecture and they only lie.
    [6.117] Surely your Lord-- He best knows who goes astray from His way,
    and He best knows those who follow the right course.
    [6.118] Therefore eat of that on which Allah's name has been mentioned
    if you are believers in His communications.
    [6.119] And what reason have you that you should not eat of that on
    which Allah's name has been mentioned, and He has already made plain to
    you what He has forbidden to you-- excepting what you are compelled to;
    and most surely many would lead (people) astray by their low desires out
    of ignorance; surely your Lord-- He best knows those who exceed the
    limits.
    [6.120] And abandon open and secret sin; surely they who earn sin shall
    be recompensed with what they earned.
    [6.121] And do not eat of that on which Allah's name has not been
    mentioned, and that is most surely a transgression; and most surely the
    Shaitans suggest to their friends that they should contend with you; and
    if you obey them, you shall most surely be polytheists.
    [6.122] Is he who was dead then We raised him to life and made for him a
    light by which he walks among the people, like him whose likeness is
    that of one in utter darkness whence he cannot come forth? Thus what
    they did was made fair seeming to the unbelievers.
    [6.123] And thus have We made in every town the great ones to be its
    guilty ones, that they may plan therein; and they do not plan but
    against their own souls, and they do not perceive.
    [6.124] And when a communication comes to them they say: We will not
    believe till we are given the like of what Allah's apostles are given.
    Allah best knows where He places His message. There shall befall those
    who are guilty humiliation from Allah and severe chastisement because of
    what they planned.
    [6.125] Therefore (for) whomsoever Allah intends that He would guide him
    aright, He expands his breast for Islam, and (for) whomsoever He intends
    that He should cause him to err, He makes his breast strait and narrow
    as though he were ascending upwards; thus does Allah lay uncleanness on
    those who do not believe.
    [6.126] And this is the path of your Lord, (a) right (path); indeed We
    have made the communications clear for a people who mind.
    [6.127] They shall have the abode of peace with their Lord, and He is
    their guardian because of what they did.
    [6.128] And on the day when He shall gather them all together: O
    assembly of jinn! you took away a great part of mankind. And their
    friends from among the men shall say: Our Lord! some of us profited by
    others and we have reached our appointed term which Thou didst appoint
    for us. He shall say: The fire is your abode, to abide in it, except as
    Allah is pleased; surely your Lord is Wise, Knowing.
    [6.129] And thus do We make some of the iniquitous to befriend others on
    account of what they earned.
    [6.130] O assembly of jinn and men! did there not come to you apostles
    from among you, relating to you My communications and warning you of the
    meeting of this day of yours? They shall say: We bear witness against
    ourselves; and this world's life deceived them, and they shall bear
    witness against their own souls that they were unbelievers.
    [6.131] This is because your Lord would not destroy towns unjustly while
    their people were negligent.
    [6.132] And all have degrees according to what they do; and your Lord is
    not heedless of what they do.
    [6.133] And your Lord is the Self-sufficient one, the Lord of mercy; if
    He pleases, He may take you off, and make whom He pleases successors
    after you, even as He raised you up from the seed of another people.
    [6.134] Surely what you are threatened with must come to pass and you
    cannot escape (it).
    [6.135] Say: O my people! act according to your ability; I too am
    acting; so you will soon come to know, for whom (of us) will be the
    (good) end of the abode; surely the unjust shall not be successful.
    [6.136] And they set apart a portion for Allah out of what He has
    created of tilth and cattle, and say: This is for Allah-- so they
    assert-- and this for our associates; then what is for their associates,
    it reaches not to Allah, and whatever is (set apart) for Allah, it
    reaches to their associates; evil is that which they judge.
    [6.137] And thus their associates have made fair seeming to most of the
    polytheists the killing of their children, that they may cause them to
    perish and obscure for them their religion; and if Allah had pleased,
    they would not have done it, therefore leave them and that which they
    forge.
    [6.138] And they say: These are cattle and tilth prohibited, none shall
    eat them except such as We please-- so they assert-- and cattle whose
    backs are forbidden, and cattle on which they would not mention Allah's
    name-- forging a lie against Him; He shall requite them for what they
    forged.
    [6.139] And they say: What is in the wombs of these cattle is specially
    for our males, and forbidden to our wives, and if it be stillborn, then
    they are all partners in it; He will reward them for their attributing
    (falsehood to Allah); surely He is Wise, Knowing.
    [6.140] They are lost indeed who kill their children foolishly without
    knowledge, and forbid.what Allah has given to them forging a lie against
    Allah; they have indeed gone astray, and they are not the followers of
    the right course.
    [6.141] And He it is Who produces gardens (of vine), trellised and
    untrellised, and palms and seed-produce of which the fruits are of
    various sorts, and olives and pomegranates, like and unlike; eat of its
    fruit when it bears fruit, and pay the due of it on the day of its
    reaping, and do not act extravagantly; surely He does not love the
    extravagant.
    [6.142] And of cattle (He created) beasts of burden and those which are
    fit for slaughter only; eat of what Allah has given you and do not
    follow the footsteps of the Shaitan; surely he is your open enemy.
    [6.143] Eight in pairs-- two of sheep and two of goats. Say: Has He
    forbidden the two males or the two females or that which the wombs of
    the two females contain? Inform me with knowledge if you are truthful.
    [6.144] And two of camels and two of cows. Say: Has He forbidden the two
    males or the two females or that which the wombs of the two females
    contain? Or were you witnesses when Allah enjoined you this? Who, then,
    is more unjust than he who forges a lie against Allah that he should
    lead astray men without knowledge? Surely Allah does not guide the
    unjust people.
    [6.145] Say: I do not find in that which has been revealed to me
    anything forbidden for an eater to eat of except that it be what has
    died of itself, or blood poured forth, or flesh of swine-- for that
    surely is unclean-- or that which is a transgression, other than (the
    name of) Allah having been invoked on it; but whoever is driven to
    necessity, not desiring nor exceeding the limit, then surely your Lord
    is Forgiving, Merciful.
    [6.146] And to those who were Jews We made unlawful every animal having
    claws, and of oxen and sheep We made unlawful to them the fat of both,
    except such as was on their backs or the entrails or what was mixed with
    bones: this was a punishment We gave them on account of their rebellion,
    and We are surely Truthful.
    [6.147] But if they give you the lie, then say: Your Lord is the Lord of
    All-encompassing mercy; and His punishment cannot be averted from the
    guilty people.
    [6.148] Those who are polytheists will say: If Allah had pleased we
    would not have associated (aught with Him) nor our fathers, nor would we
    have forbidden (to ourselves) anything; even so did those before them
    reject until they tasted Our punishment. Say: Have you any knowledge
    with you so you should bring it forth to us? You only follow a
    conjecture and you only tell lies.
    [6.149] Say: Then Allah's is the conclusive argument; so if He please,
    He would certainly guide you all.
    [6.150] Say: Bring your witnesses who should bear witness that Allah has
    forbidden this, then if they bear witness, do not bear witness with
    them; and follow not the low desires of those who reject Our
    communications and of those who do not believe in the hereafter, and
    they make (others) equal to their Lord.
    [6.151] Say: Come I will recite what your Lord has forbidden to you--
    (remember) that you do not associate anything with Him and show kindness
    to your parents, and do not slay your children for (fear of) poverty--
    We provide for you and for them-- and do not draw nigh to indecencies,
    those of them which are apparent and those which are concealed, and do
    not kill the soul which Allah has forbidden except for the requirements
    of justice; this He has enjoined you with that you may understand.
    [6.152] And do not approach the property of the orphan except in the
    best manner until he attains his maturity, and give full measure and
    weight with justice-- We do not impose on any soul a duty except to the
    extent of its ability; and when you speak, then be just though it be
    (against) a relative, and fulfill Allah's covenant; this He has enjoined
    you with that you may be mindful;
    [6.153] And (know) that this is My path, the right one therefore follow
    it, and follow not (other) ways, for they will lead you away from His
    way; this He has enjoined you with that you may guard (against evil).
    [6.154] Again, We gave the Book to Musa to complete (Our blessings) on
    him who would do good (to others), and making plain all things and a
    guidance and a mercy, so that they should believe in the meeting of
    their Lord.
    [6.155] And this is a Book We have revealed, blessed; therefore follow
    it and guard (against evil) that mercy may be shown to you.
    [6.156] Lest you say that the Book was only revealed to two parties
    before us and We were truly unaware of what they read.
    [6.157] Or lest you should say: If the Book had been revealed to us, we
    would certainly have been better guided than they, so indeed there has
    come to you clear proof from your Lord, and guidance and mercy. Who then
    is more unjust than he who rejects Allah's communications and turns away
    from them? We will reward those who turn away from Our communications
    with an evil chastisement because they turned away.
    [6.158] They do not wait aught but that the angels should come to them,
    or that your Lord should come, or that some of the signs of your Lord
    should come. On the day when some of the signs of your Lord shall come,
    its faith shall not profit a soul which did not believe before, or earn
    good through its faith. Say: Wait; we too are waiting.
    [6.159] Surely they who divided their religion into parts and became
    sects, you have no concern with them; their affair is only with Allah,
    then He will inform them of what they did.
    [6.160] Whoever brings a good deed, he shall have ten like it, and
    whoever brings an evil deed, he shall be recompensed only with the like
    of it, and they shall not be dealt with unjustly.
    [6.161] Say: Surely, (as for) me, my Lord has guided me to the right
    path; (to) a most right religion, the faith of Ibrahim the upright one,
    and he was not of the polytheists.
    [6.162] Say. Surely my prayer and my sacrifice and my life and my death
    are (all) for Allah, the Lord of the worlds;
    [6.163] No associate has He; and this am I commanded, and I am the first
    of those who submit.
    [6.164] Say: What! shall I seek a Lord other than Allah? And He is the
    Lord of all things; and no soul earns (evil) but against itself, and no
    bearer of burden shall bear the burden of another; then to your Lord is
    your return, so He will inform you of that in which you differed.
    [6.165] And He it is Who has made you successors in the land and raised
    some of you above others by (various) grades, that He might try you by
    what He has given you; surely your Lord is quick to requite (evil), and
    He is most surely the Forgiving, the Merciful.
    john, Nov 5, 2004
    #10
  11. Brian

    Fred Guest

    Lady Chatterly <> wrote:

    > Bald eagle nonenone.


    So how does your mom feel about the break up of your engagement?
    Fred, Nov 5, 2004
    #11
  12. Scraggy <> tinkled:


    >> However the small amounts
    >> of moisture that do migrate to the core of the macaroni cause the
    >> macaroni to begin to cook due to the presence of, yes fucktard, you
    >> guessed it, moisture...
    >>
    >> You can fill in the rest with some more of your fuckwittery.


    > And this affects the TASTE in which way?


    DUH! Let me know if you're still confused. I'll see if it can be dumbed down
    some more.
    Flexithrix Subcarnaceus Floridanus, Nov 5, 2004
    #12
  13. trout <> railed:

    > Scraggy wrote:
    >
    >> Leptosporomyces Teutoburgensis wrote:
    >>> trout <> pealed:

    >
    > [snip most of Morphy the Clown]
    >
    >>> Here is your free clue, fucknuts... don't boil the water when
    >>> cooking macaroni in a microwave. No doubt you'll have no fucking
    >>> idea why.

    >>
    >> And this affects the TASTE in which way?

    >
    > No doubt, the Science Troll will now explain why the temperature
    > at which water boils is different in a microwave.


    BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! Who, besides your fuckwitted self, suggested
    anything of the kind, you snotfucked idiot?

    > Or, making allowances for his attention/comprehension deficit,
    > perhaps I should quote myself: "boil the water before adding pasta.
    > Back on med/high
    > for a few (to approximate a 'simmer')".


    <snort> You completely stupid fuckstick... "Here is your free clue,
    fucknuts... don't boil the water when cooking macaroni in a microwave."

    > I don't know what's more amusing. The subjects that this twitling
    > tries to troll people on, or the assumption that I'm actually going to
    > read/care about a barking asshole's opinion of *anything*.


    Science fact is not opinion, you retarded garden slug. Yasser Arafat is
    lying brain-dead in a fucking French hospital and still has more fucking
    sense than you.
    Thespesia Gallinarum Sanctarum, Nov 5, 2004
    #13
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