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Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by shantanutd@gmail.com, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. Guest

    hi iam shantanu

    an indian i an IT enggineer but i just have 57% aggregate and thats too
    low percent so i want you people to help me find me a job
    i do have not so bad knowledge of database (sql) and and i find dbms
    quite interesting so if you people have anything for me in hand then
    please send me a mail.

    job could be of any sort does'nt matter if it does'nt concern my IT
    background and ready to do job in any part of the world if it is paid
    handsomely.

    preferred job :-air force pilot in united states air force
    , Sep 14, 2005
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  2. trout Guest

    wrote:

    > hi iam shantanu
    >
    > an indian i an IT enggineer but i just have 57% aggregate and thats
    > too low percent so i want you people to help me find me a job


    How do you look in a paper hat?
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    trout, Sep 14, 2005
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  3. Patrickg Guest

    That's funny!!!!!!!!!
    <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > hi iam shantanu
    >
    > an indian i an IT enggineer but i just have 57% aggregate and thats too
    > low percent so i want you people to help me find me a job
    > i do have not so bad knowledge of database (sql) and and i find dbms
    > quite interesting so if you people have anything for me in hand then
    > please send me a mail.
    >
    > job could be of any sort does'nt matter if it does'nt concern my IT
    > background and ready to do job in any part of the world if it is paid
    > handsomely.
    >
    > preferred job :-air force pilot in united states air force
    >
    Patrickg, Sep 14, 2005
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  4. Fred Tehbot Guest

    , <>, whose name means "drug induced
    mental damage; world wide slut and really insensitive; fantasises about
    getting hypnotised and abused by his son's best mate; likes to call his
    penis his 'sperm gun'", leaked:

    > hi iam shantanu an indian i an IT enggineer but i just have 57%
    > aggregate and thats too low percent so i want you people to help me find
    > me a job i do have not so bad knowledge of database (sql) and and i find
    > dbms quite interesting so if you people have anything for me in hand then
    > please send me a mail.


    Teri bebe nu das lagde meri lan chupan ley.

    > job could be of any sort does'nt matter if it does'nt concern my IT
    > background and ready to do job in any part of the world if it is paid
    > handsomely.


    If you've had one too many, don't call a taxi. Call a tow truck.

    > preferred job :-air force pilot in united states air force.


    Do you like your job?
    Fred Tehbot, Sep 14, 2005
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  5. wrote:
    > hi iam shantanu


    > preferred job :-air force pilot in united states air force


    That's where the USAF gets all their pilots, recruited from foreign
    countries where the recruit couldn't get a job otherwise. Saves the USAF
    a ton of money. They use BabelFish a lot to issue commands to pilots in
    the air.
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    =?ISO-8859-1?Q?R=F4g=EAr?=, Sep 14, 2005
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  6. Gordon Guest

    "Rôgêr" <> wrote in message
    news:

    > They use BabelFish


    From the number of "friendly" fire incidents, I should think they just use
    Babble!
    Gordon, Sep 14, 2005
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  7. wrote in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

    > hi iam shantanu
    >
    > an indian i an IT enggineer but i just have 57% aggregate and
    > thats too low percent so i want you people to help me find me a
    > job i do have not so bad knowledge of database (sql) and and i
    > find dbms quite interesting so if you people have anything for me
    > in hand then please send me a mail.
    >
    > job could be of any sort does'nt matter if it does'nt concern my
    > IT background and ready to do job in any part of the world if it
    > is paid handsomely.
    >
    > preferred job :-air force pilot in united states air force
    >


    Is that you, neville?

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    May a secret society of intoxicated cable television installers go
    windsurfing in your underwear.
    The Old Sourdough, Sep 14, 2005
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  8. samuel Guest

    The Old Sourdough <> wrote in
    news:Xns96D1463199240bcx25yti54op@216.196.97.131:

    > wrote in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
    >
    >> hi iam shantanu
    >>
    >> an indian i an IT enggineer but i just have 57% aggregate and
    >> thats too low percent so i want you people to help me find me
    >> a job i do have not so bad knowledge of database (sql) and
    >> and i find dbms quite interesting so if you people have
    >> anything for me in hand then please send me a mail.
    >>
    >> job could be of any sort does'nt matter if it does'nt concern
    >> my IT background and ready to do job in any part of the world
    >> if it is paid handsomely.
    >>
    >> preferred job :-air force pilot in united states air force
    >>

    >
    > Is that you, neville?


    that would be my guess
    samuel, Sep 14, 2005
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  9. samuel wrote in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

    > The Old Sourdough <> wrote in
    > news:Xns96D1463199240bcx25yti54op@216.196.97.131:
    >
    >> wrote in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
    >>

    snip

    >>
    >> Is that you, neville?

    >
    > that would be my guess
    >


    I don't know, the OP posted via googlegroups, but it looks like
    neville's style.

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    The Old Sourdough
    May 256 stinking elephant herders eat ice-cream in your briefcase.
    The Old Sourdough, Sep 14, 2005
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  10. Daave Guest

    wrote:
    > hi iam shantanu
    >
    > an indian i an IT enggineer but i just have 57% aggregate and thats
    > too low percent so i want you people to help me find me a job
    > i do have not so bad knowledge of database (sql) and and i find dbms
    > quite interesting so if you people have anything for me in hand then
    > please send me a mail.
    >
    > job could be of any sort does'nt matter if it does'nt concern my IT
    > background and ready to do job in any part of the world if it is paid
    > handsomely.
    >
    > preferred job :-air force pilot in united states air force


    Have you considered FEMA Director?
    Daave, Sep 14, 2005
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  11. Daave wrote in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

    > wrote:
    >> hi iam shantanu
    >>
    >> an indian i an IT enggineer but i just have 57% aggregate and
    >> thats too low percent so i want you people to help me find me a
    >> job i do have not so bad knowledge of database (sql) and and i
    >> find dbms quite interesting so if you people have anything for me
    >> in hand then please send me a mail.
    >>
    >> job could be of any sort does'nt matter if it does'nt concern my
    >> IT background and ready to do job in any part of the world if it
    >> is paid handsomely.
    >>
    >> preferred job :-air force pilot in united states air force

    >
    > Have you considered FEMA Director?
    >
    >
    >


    Only qualifies for FEMA if he's got Arabian horse experience.

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    The Old Sourdough
    May 3 shiftless medical examiners fart in your pants.
    The Old Sourdough, Sep 14, 2005
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  12. Top Guest

    > Daave wrote in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

    >> wrote:
    >>> hi iam shantanu
    >>>
    >>> an indian i an IT enggineer but i just have 57% aggregate and
    >>> thats too low percent so i want you people to help me find me a
    >>> job i do have not so bad knowledge of database (sql) and and i
    >>> find dbms quite interesting so if you people have anything for me
    >>> in hand then please send me a mail.
    >>>
    >>> job could be of any sort does'nt matter if it does'nt concern my
    >>> IT background and ready to do job in any part of the world if it
    >>> is paid handsomely.
    >>>
    >>> preferred job :-air force pilot in united states air force

    >>
    >> Have you considered FEMA Director?
    >>
    >>
    >>


    > Only qualifies for FEMA if he's got Arabian horse experience.


    I know some people that are looking for a mayor and a govenor. Could be
    just the oportunity.

    Top
    Top, Sep 14, 2005
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