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    Click the link, turn up the volume, listen closely
    and watch the pointer!
    I ordered a pizza today and the computer revealed
    that my wife had just found a pair of pinkish panties
    in my glove compartmen.
    Naturally, I told her Rush Limbaugh had borrowed
    my car last night.
    Ed Conrad

    PS: Use one of these names if you find yourself in a similiar
    pedicament -- Sean "Ins" Hannity, Glenn Beck or Michael Savage.
    You might really want to impress her by saying you loaned
    your car to Dick Cheney.
    Ed Conrad
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    Cuckoo_Bird, Sep 18, 2009
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