I am not prepared to pay for this service

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Guest, Oct 21, 2005.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    You have no right to bill me for this ridiculous service as you barely even
    respond to my emails.I simply need to know what to plug in and where.
    Is that too much to ask?
    My granddaughter is really upset.
     
    Guest, Oct 21, 2005
    #1
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  2. Guest

    Stickems. Guest

    I sympathise with you.


    <> wrote in message
    news:djajrg$skj$...
    | You have no right to bill me for this ridiculous service as you barely
    even
    | respond to my emails.I simply need to know what to plug in and where.
    | Is that too much to ask?
    | My granddaughter is really upset.
    |
    |
     
    Stickems., Oct 21, 2005
    #2
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  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    So at last you bother to respond.
    Can you please explain how to connect the dance mat to the computer.
    Thank you.

    "Stickems." <> wrote in message
    news:Hy46f.3133$...
    >I sympathise with you.
    >
    >
    > <> wrote in message
    > news:djajrg$skj$...
    > | You have no right to bill me for this ridiculous service as you barely
    > even
    > | respond to my emails.I simply need to know what to plug in and where.
    > | Is that too much to ask?
    > | My granddaughter is really upset.
    > |
    > |
    >
    >
     
    Guest, Oct 21, 2005
    #3
  4. Guest

    gordon Guest

    wrote:
    > So at last you bother to respond.
    > Can you please explain how to connect the dance mat to the computer.
    > Thank you.
    >


    you need:
    1. 6 feet of 55000KVa pvc covered, lead-armoured, paper insulated cable
    2. A JCB
    3. 3 GPO-trained telephony specialists
    4. A MIG welding kit.

    When you've assembled all those, post back.


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    Ubuntu 5.10, Pan, Evolution and Firefox
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    to email me remove the obvious!
     
    gordon, Oct 21, 2005
    #4
  5. Guest

    why? Guest

    On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 13:04:04 +0100, gordon wrote:

    > wrote:
    >> So at last you bother to respond.
    >> Can you please explain how to connect the dance mat to the computer.
    >> Thank you.
    >>

    >
    >you need:
    >1. 6 feet of 55000KVa pvc covered, lead-armoured, paper insulated cable
    >2. A JCB
    >3. 3 GPO-trained telephony specialists
    >4. A MIG welding kit.
    >
    >When you've assembled all those, post back.


    No chicken?

    Me
     
    why?, Oct 21, 2005
    #5
  6. Guest

    gordon Guest

    why? wrote:
    > On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 13:04:04 +0100, gordon wrote:
    >
    >
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>So at last you bother to respond.
    >>>Can you please explain how to connect the dance mat to the computer.
    >>>Thank you.
    >>>

    >>
    >>you need:
    >>1. 6 feet of 55000KVa pvc covered, lead-armoured, paper insulated cable
    >>2. A JCB
    >>3. 3 GPO-trained telephony specialists
    >>4. A MIG welding kit.
    >>
    >>When you've assembled all those, post back.

    >
    >
    > No chicken?
    >
    > Me


    No, but an Aylesbury Duck might come in handy if the copper core gets
    overheated when wiping the joints.

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    Ubuntu 5.10, Pan, Evolution and Firefox
    gbplinuxATgmailDOTcom
    to email me remove the obvious!
     
    gordon, Oct 21, 2005
    #6
  7. Guest

    Guest Guest

    So you have no intention of helping?
    Your line manager will be hearing from me shortly.

    "gordon" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > why? wrote:
    >> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 13:04:04 +0100, gordon wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>So at last you bother to respond.
    >>>>Can you please explain how to connect the dance mat to the computer.
    >>>>Thank you.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>>you need:
    >>>1. 6 feet of 55000KVa pvc covered, lead-armoured, paper insulated cable
    >>>2. A JCB
    >>>3. 3 GPO-trained telephony specialists
    >>>4. A MIG welding kit.
    >>>
    >>>When you've assembled all those, post back.

    >>
    >>
    >> No chicken?
    >>
    >> Me

    >
    > No, but an Aylesbury Duck might come in handy if the copper core gets
    > overheated when wiping the joints.
    >
    > --
    > Registered Linux User no 240308
    > Ubuntu 5.10, Pan, Evolution and Firefox
    > gbplinuxATgmailDOTcom
    > to email me remove the obvious!
     
    Guest, Oct 21, 2005
    #7
  8. Guest

    samuel Guest

    <> wrote in
    news:djamss$vs7$:

    > So you have no intention of helping?
    > Your line manager will be hearing from me shortly.


    neville


    >
    > "gordon" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >> why? wrote:
    >>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 13:04:04 +0100, gordon wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>So at last you bother to respond.
    >>>>>Can you please explain how to connect the dance mat to the
    >>>>>computer. Thank you.
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>you need:
    >>>>1. 6 feet of 55000KVa pvc covered, lead-armoured, paper
    >>>>insulated cable 2. A JCB
    >>>>3. 3 GPO-trained telephony specialists
    >>>>4. A MIG welding kit.
    >>>>
    >>>>When you've assembled all those, post back.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> No chicken?
    >>>
    >>> Me

    >>
    >> No, but an Aylesbury Duck might come in handy if the copper
    >> core gets overheated when wiping the joints.
    >>
    >> --
    >> Registered Linux User no 240308
    >> Ubuntu 5.10, Pan, Evolution and Firefox
    >> gbplinuxATgmailDOTcom
    >> to email me remove the obvious!

    >
    >
     
    samuel, Oct 21, 2005
    #8
  9. Guest

    gordon Guest

    samuel wrote:

    > neville
    >


    Well I thought it might be but it was fun while it lasted!


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    Ubuntu 5.10, Pan, Evolution and Firefox
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    to email me remove the obvious!
     
    gordon, Oct 21, 2005
    #9
  10. Guest

    Flying Rat Guest

    In article <djamss$vs7$>, says...
    > So you have no intention of helping?
    > Your line manager will be hearing from me shortly.


    please ensure your chicken is rubber or you may have electrocution
    issues



    >
    > "gordon" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    > > why? wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 13:04:04 +0100, gordon wrote:
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>> wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>>>So at last you bother to respond.
    > >>>>Can you please explain how to connect the dance mat to the computer.
    > >>>>Thank you.
    > >>>>
    > >>>
    > >>>you need:
    > >>>1. 6 feet of 55000KVa pvc covered, lead-armoured, paper insulated cable
    > >>>2. A JCB
    > >>>3. 3 GPO-trained telephony specialists
    > >>>4. A MIG welding kit.
    > >>>
    > >>>When you've assembled all those, post back.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> No chicken?
    > >>
    > >> Me

    > >
    > > No, but an Aylesbury Duck might come in handy if the copper core gets
    > > overheated when wiping the joints.
    > >
    > > --
    > > Registered Linux User no 240308
    > > Ubuntu 5.10, Pan, Evolution and Firefox
    > > gbplinuxATgmailDOTcom
    > > to email me remove the obvious!

    >
    >
    >
     
    Flying Rat, Oct 21, 2005
    #10
  11. Guest

    John Holmes Guest

    blabbered in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

    > So you have no intention of helping?
    > Your line manager will be hearing from me shortly.
    >


    You fucking ****. I *am* the line manager!


    --
    Your mother was a witless clod who wrote trashy novels in a cave.
     
    John Holmes, Oct 21, 2005
    #11
  12. Guest

    why? Guest

    On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 13:22:04 +0100, gordon wrote:

    >why? wrote:
    >> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 13:04:04 +0100, gordon wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>So at last you bother to respond.
    >>>>Can you please explain how to connect the dance mat to the computer.
    >>>>Thank you.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>>you need:
    >>>1. 6 feet of 55000KVa pvc covered, lead-armoured, paper insulated cable
    >>>2. A JCB
    >>>3. 3 GPO-trained telephony specialists
    >>>4. A MIG welding kit.


    <snip>

    >> No chicken?
    >>
    >> Me

    >
    >No, but an Aylesbury Duck might come in handy if the copper core gets
    >overheated when wiping the joints.


    Yummy, fresh duck.

    Me
     
    why?, Oct 21, 2005
    #12
  13. Guest

    Whiskers Guest

    On 2005-10-21, <> <> wrote:
    > You have no right to bill me for this ridiculous service as you barely even
    > respond to my emails.I simply need to know what to plug in and where.
    > Is that too much to ask?
    > My granddaughter is really upset.


    To whom do you think you sent that message? This is an international
    public newsgroup, independent of any ISP or web-site or any organisation or
    business.

    There is a possibility that of you tell us what your problem actually is,
    someone might see your question and have a useful answer.

    As a general rule of thumb, it is a good idea not to plug anything into
    grand-daughters.

    --
    -- ^^^^^^^^^^
    -- Whiskers
    -- ~~~~~~~~~~
     
    Whiskers, Oct 21, 2005
    #13
  14. Guest

    Flying Rat Guest

    In article <>, John Holmes
    says...
    > blabbered in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
    >
    > > So you have no intention of helping?
    > > Your line manager will be hearing from me shortly.
    > >

    >
    > You fucking ****. I *am* the line manager!
    >
    >
    >

    so where do we send our resignations to, or are you going to sack us
    all?

    Only stamps are expensive these days.

    FR
     
    Flying Rat, Oct 21, 2005
    #14
  15. Guest

    WienerDog Guest

    On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 15:42:35 +0100, Whiskers
    <> barfed the following silly boring shit :

    >On 2005-10-21, <> <> wrote:
    >> You have no right to bill me for this ridiculous service as you barely even
    >> respond to my emails.I simply need to know what to plug in and where.
    >> Is that too much to ask?
    >> My granddaughter is really upset.

    >
    >To whom do you think you sent that message? This is an international
    >public newsgroup, independent of any ISP or web-site or any organisation or
    >business.


    The person you replied to is an AOLamer which they are too stupid to
    realize that they get flamed in any newsgroup they post in. I hate
    AOHell users.

    WienerDog
     
    WienerDog, Oct 21, 2005
    #15
  16. Guest

    Plato Guest

    wrote:
    >
    > You have no right to bill me for this ridiculous service as you barely even
    > respond to my emails.I simply need to know what to plug in and where.
    > Is that too much to ask?


    Ever email Microsoft?
     
    Plato, Oct 21, 2005
    #16
  17. Guest

    Evan Platt Guest

    On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:36:13 +0100, <> wrote:

    >You have no right to bill me for this ridiculous service as you barely even
    >respond to my emails.I simply need to know what to plug in and where.


    Plug this here.

    >Is that too much to ask?
    >My granddaughter is really upset.


    Oh no! Alert the media!
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    To reply, remove TheObvious from my e-mail address.
     
    Evan Platt, Oct 21, 2005
    #17
  18. Guest

    Old Gringo Guest

    On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:36:13 +0100, in the 24hoursupport.helpdesk
    News Group, Without Any Hesitation Wrote The
    Following:

    > You have no right to bill me for this ridiculous service as you barely even
    > respond to my emails.I simply need to know what to plug in and where.
    > Is that too much to ask?
    > My granddaughter is really upset.


    24hr support can be found here: http://tinyurl.com/7m7bz
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    The Future Is Not What It Use To Be
    Freedom For The World 10/23/05 6:26:30 PM
    http://www.nuboy-industries.com
     
    Old Gringo, Oct 24, 2005
    #18
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