How large are the BK chicken fries

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Brian, Jan 26, 2006.

  1. Brian

    Brian Guest

    I made a bet that I could eat the whole 36 party pack of BK's chicken fries
    in a sitting. Never having seen or had them aside from seeing the
    commercial....

    How big are they? How would they compare to a mcdonalds chicken nugget? I
    can eat 25 chicken nuggets fine and could cram more in if I had to.

    Thanks
    Brian
     
    Brian, Jan 26, 2006
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    Evan Platt Guest

    Evan Platt, Jan 26, 2006
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  3. Brian

    Brian Guest

    Those look pretty big in the photo.But if you get 9 in an individual
    serving... I can easily pound three servings (27 fries) and feel very
    satisfied, and pound one more serving to feel extremely full and good for
    the next 12 hours (sort of like eating the 90 ounce meal at the southern
    places to get the meal for free, you know what i mean)

    I think I'll grab a serving for dinner to check it out first hand and
    evalute the situation. I bet $10 I could do it.

    thx

    "Evan Platt" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 22:32:41 GMT, "Brian" <> wrote:
    >
    >>I made a bet that I could eat the whole 36 party pack of BK's chicken
    >>fries
    >>in a sitting. Never having seen or had them aside from seeing the
    >>commercial....
    >>
    >>How big are they? How would they compare to a mcdonalds chicken nugget? I
    >>can eat 25 chicken nuggets fine and could cram more in if I had to.

    >
    > http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=burger king chicken fries&btnG=Google Search&sa=N&tab=wi
    >
    > :)
     
    Brian, Jan 26, 2006
    #3
  4. Brian

    olfart Guest

    "Brian" <> wrote in message
    news:d6cCf.2521$...
    >I made a bet that I could eat the whole 36 party pack of BK's chicken fries
    >in a sitting. Never having seen or had them aside from seeing the
    >commercial....
    >
    > How big are they? How would they compare to a mcdonalds chicken nugget? I
    > can eat 25 chicken nuggets fine and could cram more in if I had to.
    >
    > Thanks
    > Brian
    >

    Can't be too big......they are made from chicken rectums
     
    olfart, Jan 26, 2006
    #4
  5. Brian

    Evan Platt Guest

    On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 18:20:58 -0500, "olfart" <>
    wrote:

    >Can't be too big......they are made from chicken rectums


    Rectum? Nearly killed em!
     
    Evan Platt, Jan 26, 2006
    #5
  6. Brian

    Evan Platt Guest

    On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 18:20:58 -0500, "olfart" <>
    wrote:

    >Can't be too big......they are made from chicken rectums


    Speaking of which...

    Anyone else find it odd that Panda Express (cheap Chinese food)
    restaurant is advertising a "Happy New Year (Year of the dog)"
    campaign and the primary promotion is a Spicy meat dish??

    Do I need to go into the joke about cheap Chinese food? :)
     
    Evan Platt, Jan 26, 2006
    #6
  7. Brian

    Toolman Tim Guest

    In news:,
    Evan Platt spewed forth:
    > On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 18:20:58 -0500, "olfart" <>
    > wrote:
    >
    >> Can't be too big......they are made from chicken rectums

    >
    > Speaking of which...
    >
    > Anyone else find it odd that Panda Express (cheap Chinese food)
    > restaurant is advertising a "Happy New Year (Year of the dog)"
    > campaign and the primary promotion is a Spicy meat dish??
    >
    > Do I need to go into the joke about cheap Chinese food? :)


    Puhleeeeease don't <g>

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    Toolman Tim, Jan 27, 2006
    #7
  8. On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 15:53:41 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:

    > On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 18:20:58 -0500, "olfart" <> wrote:
    >
    >>Can't be too big......they are made from chicken rectums

    >
    > Speaking of which...
    >
    > Anyone else find it odd that Panda Express (cheap Chinese food) restaurant
    > is advertising a "Happy New Year (Year of the dog)" campaign and the
    > primary promotion is a Spicy meat dish??
    >
    > Do I need to go into the joke about cheap Chinese food? :)


    Pipe down and pass the kung pao kitty, please...

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    Blinky the Shark, Jan 27, 2006
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  9. Brian

    Toolman Tim Guest

    In news:CJcCf.2522$,
    Brian spewed forth:
    > Those look pretty big in the photo.But if you get 9 in an individual
    > serving... I can easily pound three servings (27 fries) and feel very
    > satisfied, and pound one more serving to feel extremely full and good
    > for the next 12 hours (sort of like eating the 90 ounce meal at the
    > southern places to get the meal for free, you know what i mean)
    >
    > I think I'll grab a serving for dinner to check it out first hand and
    > evalute the situation. I bet $10 I could do it.
    >


    Oh yeah. We used to have a place called Willy's Cheese and Wine who did
    pizza. They had a 30" pie that was just HUGE - piled high like nobody's
    business. It would feed a family of 6 with leftovers.

    But if two people sat down and finished it, it was free. My buddy and I
    tried. We got down to about 1/4 of the pizza left and choked. That was it.
    All in. Done. Man - there was so much cheese in that thing that I was
    constipated for a week <grin>!

    Didn't win. But WTF cares - it was a LOT of fun for $25 :)

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    Toolman Tim, Jan 27, 2006
    #9
  10. Brian

    Toolman Tim Guest

    In news:p,
    Blinky the Shark spewed forth:
    > On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 15:53:41 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 18:20:58 -0500, "olfart" <>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Can't be too big......they are made from chicken rectums

    >>
    >> Speaking of which...
    >>
    >> Anyone else find it odd that Panda Express (cheap Chinese food)
    >> restaurant is advertising a "Happy New Year (Year of the dog)"
    >> campaign and the primary promotion is a Spicy meat dish??
    >>
    >> Do I need to go into the joke about cheap Chinese food? :)

    >
    > Pipe down and pass the kung pao kitty, please...


    Yummmm!!

    We had a local restaurant shut down because they were caught doing that. Big
    scandal. Never been back there.

    --
    Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
     
    Toolman Tim, Jan 27, 2006
    #10
  11. Brian

    Spuds Guest

    On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 16:33:33 -0800, "Toolman Tim" <>
    wrote:

    >In news:p,
    >Blinky the Shark spewed forth:
    >> On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 15:53:41 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 18:20:58 -0500, "olfart" <>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Can't be too big......they are made from chicken rectums
    >>>
    >>> Speaking of which...
    >>>
    >>> Anyone else find it odd that Panda Express (cheap Chinese food)
    >>> restaurant is advertising a "Happy New Year (Year of the dog)"
    >>> campaign and the primary promotion is a Spicy meat dish??
    >>>
    >>> Do I need to go into the joke about cheap Chinese food? :)

    >>
    >> Pipe down and pass the kung pao kitty, please...

    >
    >Yummmm!!
    >
    >We had a local restaurant shut down because they were caught doing that. Big
    >scandal. Never been back there.


    Must've been this one...

    THE BELCHING DRAGON RESTAURANT MENU
    -----------------------------------

    50 Lbs Rice With Every Order
    Free can Pepsi with orders over $100

    Chinese Food To Eat In Or Take Out

    Soups
    Dropped Egg Soup................1.75
    * One Ton Soup....................1.75
    Hot & Scalding Soup.............2.25
    Ten Ingredients Water...........3.25
    Sweet and Salmonella Soup.......2.95
    * Chinese Fire Drill Soup.........2.50
    * Happy Bacteria Cup..............2.50

    Appetizers
    Steam-Cleaned Dumplings.........3.95
    * Burn Your Tongue Platter........8.95
    Barbecued Bear Ribs.............6.30
    * Scallion Cow Pancakes (For Two) 2.95
    MSG With Orange Flavor..........4.95

    Noodles
    * Cellophane Noodles with
    Styrofoam Peanuts.............5.50
    Cold Noodles in Sesame Sauce....3.50
    Some Glum Noodles...............8.25
    No Fun Noodles..................4.75

    Pork
    New Shoe Pork...................6.75
    Roasted Pork in Shriner Hat.....6.95
    Recently Shampooed Pork.........6.95
    Andrew Diced Pork...............9.75
    * Roast Pork Puppy Chow...........7.25
    * Porky Pig Cartoonese Style......7.50
    Pork And Mindy..................6.75

    Vegetables
    * Broccoli in Human Sauce.........5.95
    Shredded Documents
    with Peking sauce.............5.25
    * Bean Crud with
    Special Rotting Fungus........6.25
    * Snow Shovel with Peas...........7.75
    Egg Neil Young
    Green Beans with
    Black Bean Sauce..............4.95
    Black Beans with
    Green Bean Sauce..............5.95
    Eggplant Prepared Under
    Mysterious Circumstances......5.95
    * Baby Corn with Adoption Papers..4.95
    Vegetables with
    Tingling Horse Flavor.........5.50

    Poultry
    San Diego Chicken
    with Pine Tar.................6.25
    Battering Ram Chicken...........6.25
    Peking Daffy Duck...............7.50
    * Lemon Pledge Chicken............6.25
    Amazing Talking Chicken.........8.75
    * Tongue Licked Duck..............7.50
    Chicken & Grief.................6.25
    Duck Edwing Prepared in
    Questionable Taste............6.25
    * Chicken Escaping With Wings.....7.75
    Mocked Duck.....................7.25
    * General Schwarzkopf Chicken.....6.75
    Goofy Grinning Chicken..........6.75
    Innocent Bystander Chicken......6.25
    Moo Goo Guy Williams............8.75
    * Moo Goo Guy Molinari............8.25
    Moo Goo Guy Pan & Teller
    in Disappearing Sauce..........4.50

    Beef
    Air-Dropped Beef................6.85
    Double Chin Beef................6.85
    * Beef with More Beef.............7.75
    * Carnage Of Beef.................6.85
    Sizzling Wanton Beef............6.85
    Beef And Dried Pepper
    Spilled on Lap................9.25
    Beef with Bad News..............8.85
    * Great Barrier Beef..............6.85
    * What's Your Beef................7.25

    Seafood
    Squished Eel Delight............8.50
    * Shrimp with Alibi...............8.25
    Young Dead Fish.................9.25
    Crispy Fish with
    Discarded Needle..............9.95
    * Prawns in L.L. Bean Sauce.......7.50
    Aromatic Octopus On Wheels.....10.50
    Force Fed Shrimp................7.75
    * Flounder with Water Pistol......8.95

    Desserts
    Unfortunate Cookies.............2.50
    Sweet Fried Rolaids.............3.95
    Ice Cream with Garlic Sauce.....2.75
    * Boneless Pudding................3.50
    Chicken Almond Ring Ding........3.95

    CHEF'S SPECIALS
    Sesame Streeet Duck..............11.75
    Choice chunks of undernourished fowl
    pelted with waterchestnuts and stir-
    fried in a sizzling wok by popular
    Muppets.

    Overpriced Happy Family..........14.25
    Scallops, crabmeat and psychotropic
    mushrooms sauteed with fresh chef's
    thumbs and served on a Sealy
    Posturpedic.

    Tienanmen Square Beef............17.75
    Oppressed young beef, severely battered,
    crushed with bamboo shoots and brutally
    smothered as you watch from your table
    on a big screen.

    Health Inspector's Seafood Delight......FREE!!!
    Fresh lobster, shrimp and prawns expertly
    prepared in the clean Mexican restaurant
    down the block, brought in through our
    back door and served with a crisp fifty
    dollar bill rolled in a napkin.
    (Must be ordered in advance.)

    Cashier will change shirt at your request.

    * = May not be edible
     
    Spuds, Jan 27, 2006
    #11
  12. Brian

    Toolman Tim Guest

    In news:,
    Spuds spewed forth:
    > On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 16:33:33 -0800, "Toolman Tim"
    > <> wrote:
    >
    >> In news:p,
    >> Blinky the Shark spewed forth:
    >>> On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 15:53:41 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 18:20:58 -0500, "olfart" <>
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Can't be too big......they are made from chicken rectums
    >>>>
    >>>> Speaking of which...
    >>>>
    >>>> Anyone else find it odd that Panda Express (cheap Chinese food)
    >>>> restaurant is advertising a "Happy New Year (Year of the dog)"
    >>>> campaign and the primary promotion is a Spicy meat dish??
    >>>>
    >>>> Do I need to go into the joke about cheap Chinese food? :)
    >>>
    >>> Pipe down and pass the kung pao kitty, please...

    >>
    >> Yummmm!!
    >>
    >> We had a local restaurant shut down because they were caught doing
    >> that. Big scandal. Never been back there.

    >
    > Must've been this one...
    >
    > THE BELCHING DRAGON RESTAURANT MENU
    > -----------------------------------
    >
    > 50 Lbs Rice With Every Order
    > Free can Pepsi with orders over $100
    >
    > Chinese Food To Eat In Or Take Out
    >
    > Soups
    > Dropped Egg Soup................1.75
    > * One Ton Soup....................1.75
    > Hot & Scalding Soup.............2.25
    > Ten Ingredients Water...........3.25
    > Sweet and Salmonella Soup.......2.95
    > * Chinese Fire Drill Soup.........2.50
    > * Happy Bacteria Cup..............2.50
    >
    > Appetizers
    > Steam-Cleaned Dumplings.........3.95
    > * Burn Your Tongue Platter........8.95
    > Barbecued Bear Ribs.............6.30
    > * Scallion Cow Pancakes (For Two) 2.95
    > MSG With Orange Flavor..........4.95
    >
    > Noodles
    > * Cellophane Noodles with
    > Styrofoam Peanuts.............5.50
    > Cold Noodles in Sesame Sauce....3.50
    > Some Glum Noodles...............8.25
    > No Fun Noodles..................4.75
    >
    > Pork
    > New Shoe Pork...................6.75
    > Roasted Pork in Shriner Hat.....6.95
    > Recently Shampooed Pork.........6.95
    > Andrew Diced Pork...............9.75
    > * Roast Pork Puppy Chow...........7.25
    > * Porky Pig Cartoonese Style......7.50
    > Pork And Mindy..................6.75
    >
    > Vegetables
    > * Broccoli in Human Sauce.........5.95
    > Shredded Documents
    > with Peking sauce.............5.25
    > * Bean Crud with
    > Special Rotting Fungus........6.25
    > * Snow Shovel with Peas...........7.75
    > Egg Neil Young
    > Green Beans with
    > Black Bean Sauce..............4.95
    > Black Beans with
    > Green Bean Sauce..............5.95
    > Eggplant Prepared Under
    > Mysterious Circumstances......5.95
    > * Baby Corn with Adoption Papers..4.95
    > Vegetables with
    > Tingling Horse Flavor.........5.50
    >
    > Poultry
    > San Diego Chicken
    > with Pine Tar.................6.25
    > Battering Ram Chicken...........6.25
    > Peking Daffy Duck...............7.50
    > * Lemon Pledge Chicken............6.25
    > Amazing Talking Chicken.........8.75
    > * Tongue Licked Duck..............7.50
    > Chicken & Grief.................6.25
    > Duck Edwing Prepared in
    > Questionable Taste............6.25
    > * Chicken Escaping With Wings.....7.75
    > Mocked Duck.....................7.25
    > * General Schwarzkopf Chicken.....6.75
    > Goofy Grinning Chicken..........6.75
    > Innocent Bystander Chicken......6.25
    > Moo Goo Guy Williams............8.75
    > * Moo Goo Guy Molinari............8.25
    > Moo Goo Guy Pan & Teller
    > in Disappearing Sauce..........4.50
    >
    > Beef
    > Air-Dropped Beef................6.85
    > Double Chin Beef................6.85
    > * Beef with More Beef.............7.75
    > * Carnage Of Beef.................6.85
    > Sizzling Wanton Beef............6.85
    > Beef And Dried Pepper
    > Spilled on Lap................9.25
    > Beef with Bad News..............8.85
    > * Great Barrier Beef..............6.85
    > * What's Your Beef................7.25
    >
    > Seafood
    > Squished Eel Delight............8.50
    > * Shrimp with Alibi...............8.25
    > Young Dead Fish.................9.25
    > Crispy Fish with
    > Discarded Needle..............9.95
    > * Prawns in L.L. Bean Sauce.......7.50
    > Aromatic Octopus On Wheels.....10.50
    > Force Fed Shrimp................7.75
    > * Flounder with Water Pistol......8.95
    >
    > Desserts
    > Unfortunate Cookies.............2.50
    > Sweet Fried Rolaids.............3.95
    > Ice Cream with Garlic Sauce.....2.75
    > * Boneless Pudding................3.50
    > Chicken Almond Ring Ding........3.95
    >
    > CHEF'S SPECIALS
    > Sesame Streeet Duck..............11.75
    > Choice chunks of undernourished fowl
    > pelted with waterchestnuts and stir-
    > fried in a sizzling wok by popular
    > Muppets.
    >
    > Overpriced Happy Family..........14.25
    > Scallops, crabmeat and psychotropic
    > mushrooms sauteed with fresh chef's
    > thumbs and served on a Sealy
    > Posturpedic.
    >
    > Tienanmen Square Beef............17.75
    > Oppressed young beef, severely battered,
    > crushed with bamboo shoots and brutally
    > smothered as you watch from your table
    > on a big screen.
    >
    > Health Inspector's Seafood Delight......FREE!!!
    > Fresh lobster, shrimp and prawns expertly
    > prepared in the clean Mexican restaurant
    > down the block, brought in through our
    > back door and served with a crisp fifty
    > dollar bill rolled in a napkin.
    > (Must be ordered in advance.)
    >
    > Cashier will change shirt at your request.
    >
    > * = May not be edible


    Ummm...close <g>

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    Toolman Tim, Jan 27, 2006
    #12
  13. Brian

    docmill Guest

    Spuds <> wrote in
    news::

    No pizza? I'll keep to the ole standby. Octapus eybeall, heavy on the
    potatoes, with extra feathers.


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  14. Brian

    Dirk Diggler Guest

    "Brian" <> said in
    news:CJcCf.2522$:

    > Those look pretty big in the photo.But if you get 9 in an individual
    > serving... I can easily pound three servings (27 fries) and feel very
    > satisfied, and pound one more serving to feel extremely full and good
    > for the next 12 hours (sort of like eating the 90 ounce meal at the
    > southern places to get the meal for free, you know what i mean)
    >
    > I think I'll grab a serving for dinner to check it out first hand and
    > evalute the situation. I bet $10 I could do it.
    >
    > thx


    Have you tried pounding them up your ass instead? Or would you like to try
    good old "Dirk's Dagger" which happens to be 12" of man meat?
     
    Dirk Diggler, Jan 27, 2006
    #14
  15. Brian

    Dirk Diggler Guest

    Evan Platt <> said in
    news::

    > On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 18:20:58 -0500, "olfart" <>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>Can't be too big......they are made from chicken rectums

    >
    > Speaking of which...
    >
    > Anyone else find it odd that Panda Express (cheap Chinese food)
    > restaurant is advertising a "Happy New Year (Year of the dog)"
    > campaign and the primary promotion is a Spicy meat dish??
    >
    > Do I need to go into the joke about cheap Chinese food? :)


    Would you like to try my Kreme of Sum Yung Gai?
     
    Dirk Diggler, Jan 27, 2006
    #15
  16. On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 21:43:52 -0500, Spuds wrote:

    >
    > THE BELCHING DRAGON RESTAURANT MENU


    <snip>

    Outstanding! :)

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    #16
  17. Brian

    zarathustra Guest

    Dirk Diggler <0m> gibbered:

    >"Brian" <> said in
    >news:CJcCf.2522$:
    >
    >> Those look pretty big in the photo.But if you get 9 in an individual
    >> serving... I can easily pound three servings (27 fries) and feel very
    >> satisfied, and pound one more serving to feel extremely full and good
    >> for the next 12 hours (sort of like eating the 90 ounce meal at the
    >> southern places to get the meal for free, you know what i mean)
    >>
    >> I think I'll grab a serving for dinner to check it out first hand and
    >> evalute the situation. I bet $10 I could do it.
    >>
    >> thx

    >
    >Have you tried pounding them up your ass instead? Or would you like to try
    >good old "Dirk's Dagger" which happens to be 12" of man meat?


    Just for fun, if ya fancy netcopping this pr0n-obsessed fuckhead, a
    quick email to will have his account pulled pretty
    sharpish. Dimitri's pretty hot on it, IIRC. =]
     
    zarathustra, Jan 29, 2006
    #17
  18. Brian

    zarathustra Guest

    Blinky the Shark <> gibbered:

    >On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 21:43:52 -0500, Spuds wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> THE BELCHING DRAGON RESTAURANT MENU

    >
    ><snip>
    >
    >Outstanding! :)


    Absolutely. Had me & the Mrs crying with laughter. Cheers, Spuds. :D
     
    zarathustra, Jan 29, 2006
    #18
  19. Brian

    Spuds Guest

    On Sun, 29 Jan 2006 03:51:25 +0000 (UTC), zarathustra
    <> wrote:

    >Blinky the Shark <> gibbered:
    >
    >>On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 21:43:52 -0500, Spuds wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> THE BELCHING DRAGON RESTAURANT MENU

    >>
    >><snip>
    >>
    >>Outstanding! :)

    >
    >Absolutely. Had me & the Mrs crying with laughter. Cheers, Spuds. :D


    I'm here to serve. =:cool:
     
    Spuds, Jan 29, 2006
    #19
  20. Re: Re: How large are the BK chicken fries

    zarathustra wrote:


    >
    >Just for fun, if ya fancy netcopping this pr0n-obsessed fuckhead, a
    >quick email to will have his account pulled pretty
    >sharpish. Dimitri's pretty hot on it, IIRC. =]
    >
    >


    Really, if ya fancy netcopping this pr0n-obsessed fuckhead?
     
    Liza Smorgaborgsson, Jan 30, 2006
    #20
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