Helpdesk?

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Lethe, Sep 30, 2003.

  1. Lethe

    Lethe Guest

    Reads like Chat/ PC/ Internet etc.

    Anybody /Behind/ The 24 hr Help Desk?

    Lethe


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    Lethe, Sep 30, 2003
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  2. Lethe

    Brian H¹© Guest

    Lethe said:

    > Reads like Chat/ PC/ Internet etc.
    >
    > Anybody /Behind/ The 24 hr Help Desk?
    >
    > Lethe


    Your crappy AVG sig just took out 25 servers worldwide, please get rid of it
    before posting again.
    Thank you.

    >
    >
    > ---
    > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    > Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date: 23/09/2003
     
    Brian H¹©, Sep 30, 2003
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  3. Lethe

    Boomer Guest

    Lethe wrote:

    > Reads like Chat/ PC/ Internet etc.
    >
    > Anybody /Behind/ The 24 hr Help Desk?


    I'll go look......

    > Lethe
    >
    >
    > ---
    > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    > Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date: 23/09/2003


    You have a broken sig btw.

    --


    This post has been scanned by McAfee virus scan. No
    virus detected. Was once dewman. Changed my name,
    legally. Now I'm Yellow Submarine. We all live in a
    Yellow Submarine...... (c) the beetles.
     
    Boomer, Sep 30, 2003
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  4. Lethe

    Brian H¹© Guest

    Boomer said:

    > Lethe wrote:
    >
    >> Reads like Chat/ PC/ Internet etc.
    >>
    >> Anybody /Behind/ The 24 hr Help Desk?

    >
    > I'll go look......


    I'm in front of it, and can't see anybody behind or under it, if that helps.

    >
    >> Lethe
    >>
    >>
    >> ---
    >> Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    >> Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    >> Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date: 23/09/2003

    >
    > You have a broken sig btw.
     
    Brian H¹©, Sep 30, 2003
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  5. Lethe

    Lethe Guest

    Not short of bully boys then. Now why aren't I surprised? ):>

    Lethe


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    Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
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    Lethe, Sep 30, 2003
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  6. Lethe

    Lethe Guest

    "Boomer" <> wrote in message
    news:3f79ea5e$0$10000$...
    > Lethe wrote:
    >
    > > Reads like Chat/ PC/ Internet etc.
    > >
    > > Anybody /Behind/ The 24 hr Help Desk?

    >
    > I'll go look......
    >
    > > Lethe


    ---And?

    Lethe



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    Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
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    Lethe, Sep 30, 2003
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  7. Lethe

    Lethe Guest

    "Brian H¹©" <> wrote in message
    news:EUleb.3684$...
    > Boomer said:
    >
    > > Lethe wrote:
    > >
    > >> Reads like Chat/ PC/ Internet etc.
    > >>
    > >> Anybody /Behind/ The 24 hr Help Desk?

    > >
    > > I'll go look......

    >
    > I'm in front of it, and can't see anybody behind or under it, if that

    helps.
    >
    > >
    >> > > You have a broken sig btw.


    How so?

    Lethe


    ---
    Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date: 23/09/2003
     
    Lethe, Sep 30, 2003
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  8. Lethe

    Boomer Guest

    Brian H¹© wrote:

    > Boomer said:
    >
    >> Lethe wrote:
    >>
    >>> Reads like Chat/ PC/ Internet etc.
    >>>
    >>> Anybody /Behind/ The 24 hr Help Desk?

    >>
    >> I'll go look......

    >
    > I'm in front of it, and can't see anybody behind or under it, if
    > that helps.


    <Shrugs> Must be closed for the day.

    >
    >>
    >>> Lethe
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> ---
    >>> Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    >>> Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    >>> Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date:
    >>> 23/09/2003

    >>
    >> You have a broken sig btw.

    >

    --
    This post has been scanned by McAfee virus scan. No
    virus detected. Was once dewman. Changed my name,
    legally. Now I'm Yellow Submarine. We all live in a
    Yellow Submarine...... (c) the beetles.
     
    Boomer, Sep 30, 2003
    #8
  9. Lethe

    Brian H¹© Guest

    Lethe said:

    > "Brian H¹©" <> wrote in message
    > news:EUleb.3684$...
    >> Boomer said:
    >>
    >>> Lethe wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Reads like Chat/ PC/ Internet etc.
    >>>>
    >>>> Anybody /Behind/ The 24 hr Help Desk?
    >>>
    >>> I'll go look......

    >>
    >> I'm in front of it, and can't see anybody behind or under it, if that helps.
    >>
    >>>
    > >> > > You have a broken sig btw.

    >
    > How so?
    >
    > Lethe
    >
    >
    > ---
    > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    > Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date: 23/09/2003


    Because it doesn't get stripped in replies.
     
    Brian H¹©, Sep 30, 2003
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  10. Lethe

    Brian H¹© Guest

    Lethe said:

    > Not short of bully boys then. Now why aren't I surprised? ):>
    >
    > Lethe
    >
    >
    > ---
    > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    > Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date: 23/09/2003


    Bully boys?
    Who is bullying you?
    Want someone to send "the lads" to visit them?
     
    Brian H¹©, Sep 30, 2003
    #10
  11. Lethe

    Mara Guest

    On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 21:35:16 +0100, Lethe wrote:

    >Reads like Chat/ PC/ Internet etc.
    >
    >Anybody /Behind/ The 24 hr Help Desk?


    This is an international Usenet newsgroup, not a helpdesk per se.

    http://users.skynet.be/d.lineate/mbn/d/pics_04.html
    http://www.duke.edu/eng169s2/group4/alok/English/internet.htm
    (a little outdated, but good.)
    http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/0,289893,sid9_gci213262,00.html

    Netiquette:
    http://www.duke.edu/eng169s2/group4/alok/English/map.htm
    http://www.dickalba.demon.co.uk/usenet/guide/guide.html
    http://www.newsreaders.com/guide/netiquette.html

    'And please turn off your "outgoing certification in AVG."

    >
    >Lethe


    <snipped borked, non-compliant sig>

    --
    Two minutes is, to me, 2 minutes too many. Trolls thrive on
    attention... starve them, and they die pathetic, lonely little deaths.
    --John Oliver, nanae, 7/03/02
     
    Mara, Sep 30, 2003
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  12. Lethe

    Lethe Guest

    "Mara" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 21:35:16 +0100, Lethe wrote:
    >
    > >Reads like Chat/ PC/ Internet etc.
    > >
    > >Anybody /Behind/ The 24 hr Help Desk?

    >
    > This is an international Usenet newsgroup, not a helpdesk per se.
    >
    > http://users.skynet.be/d.lineate/mbn/d/pics_04.html
    > http://www.duke.edu/eng169s2/group4/alok/English/internet.htm
    > (a little outdated, but good.)
    > http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/0,289893,sid9_gci213262,00.html
    >


    Thanks for explaining. Now tell me what's wrong with my AVG signature. I'm
    open to reason.

    Lethe



    ---
    Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date: 23/09/2003
     
    Lethe, Sep 30, 2003
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  13. Lethe

    Brian H¹© Guest

    Lethe said:

    > "Mara" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >> On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 21:35:16 +0100, Lethe wrote:
    >>
    >>> Reads like Chat/ PC/ Internet etc.
    >>>
    >>> Anybody /Behind/ The 24 hr Help Desk?

    >>
    >> This is an international Usenet newsgroup, not a helpdesk per se.
    >>
    >> http://users.skynet.be/d.lineate/mbn/d/pics_04.html
    >> http://www.duke.edu/eng169s2/group4/alok/English/internet.htm
    >> (a little outdated, but good.)
    >> http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/0,289893,sid9_gci213262,00.html
    >>

    >
    > Thanks for explaining. Now tell me what's wrong with my AVG signature. I'm
    > open to reason.
    >
    > Lethe
    >
    >
    >
    > ---
    > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    > Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date: 23/09/2003


    *It doesn't get stripped in replies*
     
    Brian H¹©, Sep 30, 2003
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  14. Lethe

    Boomer Guest

    Lethe wrote:

    >
    > "Mara" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >> On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 21:35:16 +0100, Lethe wrote:
    >>
    >> >Reads like Chat/ PC/ Internet etc.
    >> >
    >> >Anybody /Behind/ The 24 hr Help Desk?

    >>
    >> This is an international Usenet newsgroup, not a helpdesk per
    >> se.
    >>
    >> http://users.skynet.be/d.lineate/mbn/d/pics_04.html
    >> http://www.duke.edu/eng169s2/group4/alok/English/internet.htm
    >> (a little outdated, but good.)
    >> http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/0,289893,sid9_gci213262,
    >> 00.html
    >>

    >
    > Thanks for explaining. Now tell me what's wrong with my AVG
    > signature. I'm open to reason.
    >
    > Lethe
    >
    >
    >
    > ---
    > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    > Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date:
    > 23/09/2003



    You have 3 dashes.

    It should be dashdashenter (dash dash enter)
    But you don't need that sig for usenet (newsgroups).
     
    Boomer, Sep 30, 2003
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  15. Lethe

    °Mike° Guest

    °Mike°, Sep 30, 2003
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  16. Lethe

    Lethe Guest

    "Boomer" <> Lethe wrote:
    Thanks for explaining. Now tell me what's wrong with my AVG
    > > signature. I'm open to reason.
    > >
    > > Lethe
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > ---

    > You have 3 dashes.
    >
    > It should be dashdashenter (dash dash enter)
    > But you don't need that sig for usenet (newsgroups).


    *mystified*

    Perhaps I'll just go back to ntltalk. :)

    Lethe


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    Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date: 23/09/2003
     
    Lethe, Sep 30, 2003
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  17. Lethe

    Brian H¹© Guest

    Lethe said:

    > "Boomer" <> Lethe wrote:
    > Thanks for explaining. Now tell me what's wrong with my AVG
    >>> signature. I'm open to reason.
    >>>
    >>> Lethe
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> ---

    >> You have 3 dashes.
    >>
    >> It should be dashdashenter (dash dash enter)
    >> But you don't need that sig for usenet (newsgroups).

    >
    > *mystified*
    >
    > Perhaps I'll just go back to ntltalk. :)
    >
    > Lethe
    >
    >
    > ---
    > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    > Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date: 23/09/2003


    Or you could go into AVG and *turn the sig off*
     
    Brian H¹©, Sep 30, 2003
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  18. Lethe

    Lethe Guest

    "Brian H¹©" <> wrote in message
    news:g5meb.3698$...
    > Lethe said:
    > > Thanks for explaining. Now tell me what's wrong with my AVG signature.

    I'm
    > > open to reason.
    > >
    > > Lethe
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > ---

    > *It doesn't get stripped in replies*


    Ouch! in advance.

    *Sinks down into own River Lethe and makes for ntltalk.*

    Bye bye all ;-)

    Lethe


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    Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date: 23/09/2003
     
    Lethe, Sep 30, 2003
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  19. Lethe

    Lethe Guest

    "Brian H¹©" <> wrote in message
    news:1gmeb.3707$...
    > Lethe said:
    >
    > > "Boomer" <> Lethe wrote:
    > > Thanks for explaining. Now tell me what's wrong with my AVG
    > >>> signature. I'm open to reason.
    > >>>
    > >>> Lethe
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>> ---
    > >> You have 3 dashes.
    > >>
    > >> It should be dashdashenter (dash dash enter)
    > >> But you don't need that sig for usenet (newsgroups).

    > >
    > > *mystified*
    > >
    > > Perhaps I'll just go back to ntltalk. :)
    > >
    > > Lethe



    > >
    > >
    > > ---
    > > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    > > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    > > Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date: 23/09/2003

    >
    > Or you could go into AVG and *turn the sig off*
    >
    > But my home group -ntltalk, likes the reassurance of AVG sigs. I'd always

    be adding it and removing it at the wrong times. :-(

    Lethe


    ---
    Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    Version: 6.0.521 / Virus Database: 319 - Release Date: 23/09/2003
     
    Lethe, Sep 30, 2003
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  20. Lethe

    °Mike° Guest

    On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 21:53:53 +0100, in
    <blcqh4$actld$-berlin.de>
    Lethe scrawled:

    >
    >"Mara" <> wrote in message
    >news:...
    >> On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 21:35:16 +0100, Lethe wrote:
    >>
    >> >Reads like Chat/ PC/ Internet etc.
    >> >
    >> >Anybody /Behind/ The 24 hr Help Desk?

    >>
    >> This is an international Usenet newsgroup, not a helpdesk per se.
    >>
    >> http://users.skynet.be/d.lineate/mbn/d/pics_04.html
    >> http://www.duke.edu/eng169s2/group4/alok/English/internet.htm
    >> (a little outdated, but good.)
    >> http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/0,289893,sid9_gci213262,00.html
    >>

    >
    >Thanks for explaining. Now tell me what's wrong with my AVG signature. I'm
    >open to reason.
    >
    >Lethe


    It serves NO purpose whatsoever, makes a false claim, is an advertising
    ploy, and does not get snipped, due to a (purposely) borked sig-separator.

    <snip broken sig>

    --
    Basic computer maintenance
    http://uk.geocities.com/personel44/maintenance.html
     
    °Mike°, Sep 30, 2003
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