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Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Unk, Oct 1, 2004.

  1. Unk

    Unk Guest

    A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle.
    He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
    The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is
    so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill".
    The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
    "What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

    "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the
    house", the man replies.

    The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his
    house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here
    are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take
    these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the
    guy's dick off". The man takes another look through the
    scope, and says,

    "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
     
    Unk, Oct 1, 2004
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  2. Unk

    ziggy Guest

    Unk <> Only went and said
    news::

    > A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle.
    > He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a

    scope.
    > The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This

    scope is
    > so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill".
    > The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
    > "What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
    >
    > "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the
    > house", the man replies.
    >
    > The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his
    > house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here
    > are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you

    take
    > these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the
    > guy's dick off". The man takes another look through the
    > scope, and says,
    >
    > "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
    >
    >


    roflmao!! That's a good one, if only I can remember it ~;0D
     
    ziggy, Oct 1, 2004
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  3. Unk

    mhicaoidh Guest

    Taking a moment's reflection, ziggy mused:
    |
    | roflmao!! That's a good one, if only I can remember it ~;0D

    File >> Print ;-)
     
    mhicaoidh, Oct 2, 2004
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  4. Unk

    ziggy Guest

    "mhicaoidh" <®êmõvé_mhic_aoidh@hotÑîXmailŠPäM.com> Only went and said
    news:9%A7d.308036$Fg5.218251@attbi_s53:

    > Taking a moment's reflection, ziggy mused:
    >|
    >| roflmao!! That's a good one, if only I can remember it ~;0D
    >
    > File >> Save ;-)


    ~;0p I did just that!
     
    ziggy, Oct 3, 2004
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