Got fired from my new job on the first day :(

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Meat Plow, Nov 11, 2010.

  1. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    New job as a masseuse.

    Apparently the instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I
    thought it did.



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    Meat Plow, Nov 11, 2010
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    Dan C Guest

    On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:00:15 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:

    > New job as a masseuse.
    >
    > Apparently the instruction 'finish off on his face' didn't mean what I
    > thought it did.


    Damn, I always suspected as much. You're fuckin sick.


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    Dan C, Nov 11, 2010
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  3. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:57:38 +0000, Dan C wrote:

    > On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:00:15 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
    >
    >> New job as a masseuse.
    >>
    >> Apparently the instruction 'finish off on his face' didn't mean what I
    >> thought it did.

    >
    > D[SLAP]


    **** off Revenge Dweeb.





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    Meat Plow, Nov 11, 2010
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  4. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 14:03:49 -0600, Big Steel wrote:

    > suck


    No thanks.



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    Meat Plow, Nov 11, 2010
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    Tony Guest

    I told off a chink the first day on the job answering phones with my usual
    horseshit advice. I don't really know much about computers and my boss
    knew that. He fired me apparently for potty mouth he said.

    Meat Plow wrote:

    > New job as a masseuse.
    >
    > Apparently the instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I
    > thought it did.
    >
    > --
    > Live Fast, Die Young and Leave a Pretty Corpse


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    Tony, Nov 12, 2010
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