Geeks Who Obsess about Windows Found to be Impotent

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Au69, Aug 11, 2006.

  1. Au69

    Au69 Guest

    Geeks found to be profoundly obsessed with the operating systems other
    than Linux also have been found to have a high rate of living in their
    mom's basement and lacking the ability to get an erection. A recent
    scientific survey taken by Habertown University stated that while 67% could
    not "pop a woody" if their life depended on it, 10% would sport a semi-
    flacid hard at the mention of the words Debian, Red Hat or SUSE. The other
    23% were too engrossed with gorging themselves on "Cheetos and Mountain
    Dew" while tweakng their Linux boxes or recompiling kernels.
    Professor Candy Barr suggested the lack of sunlight on their pasty white
    skin and muttering in binary while drooling orange spit may furher
    aggravate their condition.
    "This lack of inter-personal contact may be a blessing in disguise,"
    Professor Barr quiped. "Who knows what mutants would result if these
    disgusting individuals actually mated!!"
    Au69, Aug 11, 2006
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  2. "Au69" <> wrote in message
    news:Xns981C1D07CBB71asspiratetime@217.22.228.20...
    > Geeks found to be profoundly obsessed with the operating systems other
    > than Linux also have been found to have a high rate of living in their
    > mom's basement and lacking the ability to get an erection. A recent
    > scientific survey taken by Habertown University stated that while 67%
    > could
    > not "pop a woody" if their life depended on it, 10% would sport a semi-
    > flacid hard at the mention of the words Debian, Red Hat or SUSE. The other
    > 23% were too engrossed with gorging themselves on "Cheetos and Mountain
    > Dew" while tweakng their Linux boxes or recompiling kernels.
    > Professor Candy Barr suggested the lack of sunlight on their pasty white
    > skin and muttering in binary while drooling orange spit may furher
    > aggravate their condition.
    > "This lack of inter-personal contact may be a blessing in disguise,"
    > Professor Barr quiped. "Who knows what mutants would result if these
    > disgusting individuals actually mated!!"



    ROFL, how bloody stupid are you??

    You only changed the first mention of Linux to Windows, forgetting about all
    the other Linux references. Windows users can only be defined as normal as
    the user base includes most computer users on the planet, so this is purely
    meant to be aboout Linux users. Now get back to your mom's basement.

    ss.
    Synapse Syndrome, Aug 11, 2006
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  3. "Synapse Syndrome" <> said in
    news::

    >
    > "Au69" <> wrote in message
    > news:Xns981C1D07CBB71asspiratetime@217.22.228.20...
    >> Geeks found to be profoundly obsessed with the operating systems
    >> other than Linux also have been found to have a high rate of living
    >> in their mom's basement and lacking the ability to get an erection. A
    >> recent scientific survey taken by Habertown University stated that
    >> while 67% could
    >> not "pop a woody" if their life depended on it, 10% would sport a
    >> semi- flacid hard at the mention of the words Debian, Red Hat or
    >> SUSE. The other 23% were too engrossed with gorging themselves on
    >> "Cheetos and Mountain Dew" while tweakng their Linux boxes or
    >> recompiling kernels. Professor Candy Barr suggested the lack of
    >> sunlight on their pasty white skin and muttering in binary while
    >> drooling orange spit may furher aggravate their condition.
    >> "This lack of inter-personal contact may be a blessing in disguise,"
    >> Professor Barr quiped. "Who knows what mutants would result if these
    >> disgusting individuals actually mated!!"

    >
    >
    > ROFL, how bloody stupid are you??
    >
    > You only changed the first mention of Linux to Windows, forgetting
    > about all the other Linux references. Windows users can only be
    > defined as normal as the user base includes most computer users on the
    > planet, so this is purely meant to be aboout Linux users. Now get
    > back to your mom's basement.
    >
    > ss.


    yhbt. thank you very much. Windope user.
    Miss Politeness, Aug 11, 2006
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