entertaining spam

Discussion in 'NZ Computing' started by Dave - Dave.net.nz, Oct 25, 2004.

  1. I just got an article of spam with the subject "How one can become a
    terrorist"

    It is pretty entertaining, if not a tad worrysome
    I've provided snipits from it below.

    ***************************************************************************
    We would like to introduce our new-born site, where you can shop around
    most wanted and needed items in your life.
    Our weapon section has wide range of hard-to-find machine guns,
    silencers, armour-piercing ammos and others.

    First of all, let\'s check our 3 top-selling items:
    1. Russian surface-to-air missle SA-14 \"Gremlin\" (upgraded analog of
    SS-16 \"Strela\") from our supplies in
    Kazakhstan.
    Due to high demand, it takes about 4 weeks to backorder that item.
    Weight is 10,2 kg., lenght - 1427 mm. You can make a huge party and
    you can have tons of fun launching your
    \"Gremlin\"
    with your buddies.
    2. Israeli bestselling submashine-gun \"Tavor\" 5.56\" (upgraded analog
    of 7.65\" \"Uzi\"), comes with 2 full clips
    of standart ammo + bonus one clip of armour-piercing ammo.
    3. Russian booby trap made in 5 versions:
    - a bottle of Jim Beam (200 grammes of C4 inside),
    - a can of Budlight beer (150 grammes of C4 inside),
    - a Barbie-doll (100 grammes of C4 inside),
    - a cell phone (50 grammes of C4 inside),
    - a lighter Zippo (25 grammes of C4 insid
    *****************************************************************************


    now this line made me cringe.
    *****************************************************************************
    You can take one with you to the school or college and have alot of fun
    with your buddies.
    *****************************************************************************


    And this is just classic.
    *****************************************************************************
    P.S. Due to our government laws all items from our shop can be sold only
    to 18+ aged people. We can ask you for age
    verification before shipping.
    *****************************************************************************

    Im so glad that they limit it to being sold to persons over 18 yrs old.


    --
    Dave Hall
    http://www.dave.net.nz
    http://www.karyn.net.nz
    Dave - Dave.net.nz, Oct 25, 2004
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  2. Dave - Dave.net.nz

    thing Guest

    lol

    Steven

    Dave - Dave.net.nz wrote:
    > I just got an article of spam with the subject "How one can become a
    > terrorist"
    >
    > It is pretty entertaining, if not a tad worrysome
    > I've provided snipits from it below.
    >
    > ***************************************************************************
    > We would like to introduce our new-born site, where you can shop around
    > most wanted and needed items in your life.
    > Our weapon section has wide range of hard-to-find machine guns,
    > silencers, armour-piercing ammos and others.
    >
    > First of all, let\'s check our 3 top-selling items:
    > 1. Russian surface-to-air missle SA-14 \"Gremlin\" (upgraded analog of
    > SS-16 \"Strela\") from our supplies in
    > Kazakhstan.
    > Due to high demand, it takes about 4 weeks to backorder that item.
    > Weight is 10,2 kg., lenght - 1427 mm. You can make a huge party and
    > you can have tons of fun launching your
    > \"Gremlin\"
    > with your buddies.
    > 2. Israeli bestselling submashine-gun \"Tavor\" 5.56\" (upgraded analog
    > of 7.65\" \"Uzi\"), comes with 2 full clips
    > of standart ammo + bonus one clip of armour-piercing ammo.
    > 3. Russian booby trap made in 5 versions:
    > - a bottle of Jim Beam (200 grammes of C4 inside),
    > - a can of Budlight beer (150 grammes of C4 inside),
    > - a Barbie-doll (100 grammes of C4 inside),
    > - a cell phone (50 grammes of C4 inside),
    > - a lighter Zippo (25 grammes of C4 insid
    > *****************************************************************************
    >
    >
    >
    > now this line made me cringe.
    > *****************************************************************************
    >
    > You can take one with you to the school or college and have alot of fun
    > with your buddies.
    > *****************************************************************************
    >
    >
    >
    > And this is just classic.
    > *****************************************************************************
    >
    > P.S. Due to our government laws all items from our shop can be sold only
    > to 18+ aged people. We can ask you for age
    > verification before shipping.
    > *****************************************************************************
    >
    >
    > Im so glad that they limit it to being sold to persons over 18 yrs old.
    >
    >
    thing, Oct 25, 2004
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  3. thing wrote:
    > lol


    I've been to the URL and it doesnt seem legit*, so I guess thats one
    good thing.


    *not that I know what a legit arms dealer website would look like.

    --
    Dave Hall
    http://www.dave.net.nz
    http://www.karyn.net.nz
    Dave - Dave.net.nz, Oct 25, 2004
    #3
  4. Dave - Dave.net.nz

    cowboyz Guest

    Dave - Dave.net.nz wrote:
    > I just got an article of spam with the subject "How one can become a
    > terrorist"
    >
    > It is pretty entertaining, if not a tad worrysome
    > I've provided snipits from it below.
    >
    >

    ***************************************************************************
    > We would like to introduce our new-born site, where you can shop
    > around most wanted and needed items in your life.
    > Our weapon section has wide range of hard-to-find machine guns,
    > silencers, armour-piercing ammos and others.
    >
    > First of all, let\'s check our 3 top-selling items:
    > 1. Russian surface-to-air missle SA-14 \"Gremlin\" (upgraded analog
    > of SS-16 \"Strela\") from our supplies in
    > Kazakhstan.
    > Due to high demand, it takes about 4 weeks to backorder that item.
    > Weight is 10,2 kg., lenght - 1427 mm. You can make a huge party and
    > you can have tons of fun launching your
    > \"Gremlin\"
    > with your buddies.
    > 2. Israeli bestselling submashine-gun \"Tavor\" 5.56\" (upgraded
    > analog of 7.65\" \"Uzi\"), comes with 2 full clips
    > of standart ammo + bonus one clip of armour-piercing ammo.
    > 3. Russian booby trap made in 5 versions:
    > - a bottle of Jim Beam (200 grammes of C4 inside),
    > - a can of Budlight beer (150 grammes of C4 inside),
    > - a Barbie-doll (100 grammes of C4 inside),
    > - a cell phone (50 grammes of C4 inside),
    > - a lighter Zippo (25 grammes of C4 insid
    >

    ****************************************************************************
    *
    >
    >
    > now this line made me cringe.
    >

    ****************************************************************************
    *
    > You can take one with you to the school or college and have alot of
    > fun with your buddies.
    >

    ****************************************************************************
    *
    >
    >
    > And this is just classic.
    >

    ****************************************************************************
    *
    > P.S. Due to our government laws all items from our shop can be sold
    > only to 18+ aged people. We can ask you for age
    > verification before shipping.
    >

    ****************************************************************************
    *
    >
    > Im so glad that they limit it to being sold to persons over 18 yrs
    > old.



    Thats not fair. Where are all the young phycos going to get their weapons
    from?
    cowboyz, Oct 26, 2004
    #4
  5. Dave - Dave.net.nz

    Chris Mayhew Guest

    Dave - Dave.net.nz wrote:
    > I just got an article of spam with the subject "How one can become a
    > terrorist"


    >
    > Im so glad that they limit it to being sold to persons over 18 yrs old.
    >
    >


    Maybe it's a scam to trick Osama to hand over his american express card
    details

    --
    Chris Mayhew, Oct 26, 2004
    #5
  6. In article <>,
    "Dave - Dave.net.nz" <> wrote:

    >3. Russian booby trap made in 5 versions:
    >- a bottle of Jim Beam (200 grammes of C4 inside),
    >- a can of Budlight beer (150 grammes of C4 inside),
    >- a Barbie-doll (100 grammes of C4 inside),
    >- a cell phone (50 grammes of C4 inside),
    >- a lighter Zippo (25 grammes of C4 insid


    What is C4--is it a kind of explosive?

    Somebody should tell a certain TV channel...

    >now this line made me cringe.
    >*****************************************************************************
    >You can take one with you to the school or college and have alot of fun
    >with your buddies.
    >*****************************************************************************


    Well, there's a difference between "_with_ your buddies" and "_at_ your
    buddies" ... :)
    Lawrence D¹Oliveiro, Oct 28, 2004
    #6
  7. Lawrence D¹Oliveiro wrote:
    > What is C4--is it a kind of explosive?


    yep... never watched an action flick?

    > Somebody should tell a certain TV channel...


    >>now this line made me cringe.
    >>*****************************************************************************
    >>You can take one with you to the school or college and have alot of fun
    >>with your buddies.
    >>*****************************************************************************


    > Well, there's a difference between "_with_ your buddies" and "_at_ your
    > buddies" ... :)


    I knew I was missing something.

    --
    Dave Hall
    http://www.dave.net.nz
    http://www.karyn.net.nz
    Dave - Dave.net.nz, Oct 28, 2004
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