Brain dumps

Discussion in 'Microsoft Certification' started by Gorm Braarvig, Feb 18, 2006.

  1. <LOL>

    If you use braindumps, your machine will be infected by criminals.
    You get what you give.

    Story
    These groups are so much about brain dumps and exam cheats, so I wanted to
    see what the fuzz was all about. I set up an isolated environment and a
    file-sharing client, downloaded cheat software, backed up and secured the
    environment, and ran setup. To my amusement I got infected with a trojan. If
    you try to cheat on the exams, you deserve what's coming to you.

    So let this be a warning to you cheaters.

    Procedure
    1) Install Virtual PC (or Virtual Server)
    2) Install Windows Server (or whatever) in a virtual image
    3) Install Windows Defender (or other malware detection tool)
    4) Back up the image
    5) Install LimeWire (or other per to per stuff)
    6) Search for "certs", "brain dump", etc.
    7) Download some of the "products" (If you, as I did, download brain dumps
    on issues that aren't interesting to you, you can test it without comitting
    moral suicide, I downloaded some CISCO dump)
    8) Disconnect the network adapter from your configuration and remove any
    shared folders
    9) Log in as administrator on the image (to open up as much as possible)
    10) Optionally: set up loopback adapter (in case the rootkits, viruses, etc.
    just shows up if it finds there is a network there)
    11) Close all programs and have a look in Task Manager
    12) Run brain dump "software"
    13) Close all programs and have a look in Task Manager (there are, of course
    ways of hiding yourself from the list, but I didn't suspect these criminals
    to be very advanced)

    Hopefully you will burn when you get to interviews too, of course.

    </LOL>
    Gorm Braarvig, Feb 18, 2006
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  2. Gorm Braarvig

    Frisbee® Guest

    "Gorm Braarvig" <> wrote in message
    news:%...
    > <LOL>
    >
    > If you use braindumps, your machine will be infected by criminals.
    > You get what you give.


    <kerschnippity>

    PotW

    Nice, Gorm.
    Frisbee®, Feb 18, 2006
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  3. Brain dump salesmen

    And here is a hypnotic session I made for the brain dump producers and
    salesmen (doesn't work on 2nd and 3rd world hackers)...

    <crosspost desc="copy of earlier post on microsoft.public.cert.mcdst">

    "obvious"

    I will try to help you braindump salesmen.

    1) Print out a sheet of paper with the word "obvious" centered on it.
    2) Find a comfortable setting and hold the page saying "obvious" in a
    position as you would if reading it.
    3) Get someone to read the following passage (make them reherse first
    without you listening)

    ---
    (In a calm deep hypnotic voice, not too slow or boring)
    Focus your eyes on an object,
    it's not important what you look at, just make sure you relax and sit
    comfortable.
    (make sure he/she does not look at the word "obvious")
    (continue with hypnotic induction if you want)

    From now on,-
    when ever you see the word "obvious",-
    you will feel a desire to change this immoral behaviour, NOW.
    The thought of this change makes you feel warm inside.
    You can feel it, NOW.
    You are warm inside.
    Where do you feel it the most? (wait for answer)
    You feel the warmth move around in your body in a cercular
    motion to fill your entire body with a desire to change.
    (pause, wait for physiogical change)
    I KNOW that you will follow through and break this pattern, NOW.
    Use your certifications and contacts and wisdom to do something useful.
    Something that will make you feel good, NOW.
    Something that will make your mother proud.
    OK. Put the paper somewhere you find it when we shall talk again and you are
    done. Go on.
    ---

    Repeat this after a day, after a week and after a month and you will no
    longer feel the desire to sell braindumps.

    Good luck.
    Gorm Braarvig.

    </crosspost>

    ....it was so much work, so I post it one more time.
    Gorm Braarvig, Feb 18, 2006
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  4. Gorm Braarvig

    Bigus Dickus Guest


    >
    > PotW
    >

    That should be nominated for PotM or PotY.

    Very nice Gorm
    Bigus Dickus, Feb 18, 2006
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  5. Gorm Braarvig

    Bigus Dickus Guest

    Re: Brain dump salesmen


    >
    > ...it was so much work, so I post it one more time.
    >

    Good Work Gorm, I do remember see it. Got a pretty good chuckle out of it
    too.
    Bigus Dickus, Feb 18, 2006
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  6. Gorm Braarvig

    Bigus Dickus Guest

    Re: Brain dump salesmen

    >>
    > Good Work Gorm, I do remember see it. Got a pretty good chuckle out of it
    > too.
    >
    >
    >

    Well you can tell I haven't had my coffee yet...

    --
    Bigus Dickus
    Bigus Dickus, Feb 18, 2006
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  7. Gorm Braarvig

    Lasher Guest

    "Gorm Braarvig" <> wrote in news:#WgMQaINGHA.3788
    @TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

    > To my amusement I got infected with a trojan.


    You tried to download a br@indump you cheating a$$fusker, so don't even try
    and play it off like you're "Mr. Perfect trying to protect everyone else".
    Go die in a hole Gorm.

    --
    Lasher
    MCNGP 110010
    MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
    (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)
    Lasher, Feb 18, 2006
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  8. Gorm Braarvig

    Lasher Guest

    Re: Brain dump salesmen

    "Gorm Braarvig" <> wrote in
    news::

    > And here is a hypnotic session I made for the brain dump producers and
    > salesmen (doesn't work on 2nd and 3rd world hackers)...
    >
    > <crosspost desc="copy of earlier post on microsoft.public.cert.mcdst">
    >
    > "obvious"
    >


    Yes, very obvious that you're a troll. I did my mantra this morning and
    said "Gorm is a troll.....Gorm is a trollll"....

    --
    Lasher
    MCNGP 110010
    MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
    (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)
    Lasher, Feb 18, 2006
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  9. >> To my amusement I got infected with a trojan.
    >
    > You tried to download a br@indump

    actually I _did_ download a dump... I could explain, but I think I already
    have?

    > you a$$fusker,

    Well, I am sure you're a good looking guy, but I'm married, so thank you,
    but no thank you.

    > so don't even try and play it off like you're "Mr. Perfect trying to
    > protect everyone else".

    ok, sorry. I'll stop being "Mr. Perfect".

    > Go die in a hole Gorm.

    in time
    Gorm Braarvig, Feb 18, 2006
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  10. Re: Brain dump salesmen

    >> And here is a hypnotic session I made for the brain dump producers and
    >> salesmen (doesn't work on 2nd and 3rd world hackers)...
    >>
    >> <crosspost desc="copy of earlier post on microsoft.public.cert.mcdst">
    >>
    >> "obvious"
    >>

    >
    > Yes, very obvious that you're a troll. I did my mantra this morning and
    > said "Gorm is a troll.....Gorm is a trollll"....
    >

    what is a troll?
    Gorm Braarvig, Feb 18, 2006
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  11. Gorm Braarvig

    Frisbee® Guest

    "Bigus Dickus" <> wrote in message
    news:%23yqi5$...
    >
    >>
    >> PotW
    >>

    > That should be nominated for PotM or PotY.
    >
    > Very nice Gorm


    It would seem that Lasher does not agree with us.

    Perhaps he knows something we don't.
    Frisbee®, Feb 19, 2006
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  12. Gorm Braarvig

    Rowdy Yates Guest

    Frisbee® wrote:
    > "Bigus Dickus" <> wrote in message
    > news:%23yqi5$...
    >>> PotW
    >>>

    >> That should be nominated for PotM or PotY.
    >>
    >> Very nice Gorm

    >
    > It would seem that Lasher does not agree with us.
    >
    > Perhaps he knows something we don't.
    >
    >


    I think it's time we consult with a professional to find out what he knows.

    http://www.city.brampton.on.ca/theatre/season_images/kreskin.jpg



    --
    Rowdy Yates, MCNGP Thug #39
    http://www.mcngp.com/
    "I pithy in your general direction!"
    Rowdy Yates, Feb 19, 2006
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  13. Gorm Braarvig

    Bigus Dickus Guest


    >
    > It would seem that Lasher does not agree with us.
    >
    > Perhaps he knows something we don't.
    >
    >

    And I can understand why. Gorm stepped in on a thread Lasher responded to
    "is anyone else using Ms virtual PC 2004 for cert training" in the MCDST NG
    dated 1/22/06

    news:eN19$:



    --
    Bigus Dickus
    Bigus Dickus, Feb 19, 2006
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  14. Gorm Braarvig

    Bigus Dickus Guest

    Bigus Dickus, Feb 19, 2006
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  15. >> It would seem that Lasher does not agree with us.
    >>
    >> Perhaps he knows something we don't.
    >>
    >>

    > And I can understand why. Gorm stepped in on a thread Lasher responded to
    > "is anyone else using Ms virtual PC 2004 for cert training" in the MCDST
    > NG dated 1/22/06
    >


    I'm not sorry.
    I can't stand the expression: "this is too hard for you"
    which is what I read from: "Virtual PC is intended mainly for virtual test
    servers".
    People keeps telling me I can't do this and I can't do that, and they are
    often right because of the self-fulfilling prophecy.
    Playing with Virtual PC has potential to givre you hands on experience with
    installation and configuration, which is helpful for any PC user. (yes, your
    mama too).
    Builds confidence.
    Gorm Braarvig, Feb 19, 2006
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  16. Gorm Braarvig

    Bigus Dickus Guest

    "Gorm Braarvig" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    >>> It would seem that Lasher does not agree with us.
    >>>
    >>> Perhaps he knows something we don't.
    >>>
    >>>

    >> And I can understand why. Gorm stepped in on a thread Lasher responded
    >> to "is anyone else using Ms virtual PC 2004 for cert training" in the
    >> MCDST NG dated 1/22/06
    >>

    >
    > I'm not sorry.


    Did I ask for an apology?

    > I can't stand the expression: "this is too hard for you"
    > which is what I read from: "Virtual PC is intended mainly for virtual test
    > servers".


    See that's where you made your *first* mistake. You read too much into it.
    The *whole* point of that thread was that virtualization is *not* needed for
    the MCDST Cert. All you need is a single OS....and that OS should be XP, as
    that is what the MCDST is all about. Nothing else. Why would anyone need to
    spend so many resources installing VPC on a computer unless that computer is
    not XP. But the MS Press book comes with a trial version of XP Pro. So why
    waste the time.

    > People keeps telling me I can't do this and I can't do that, and they are
    > often right because of the self-fulfilling prophecy.


    Those people are idiots for telling you anything. You don't listen!

    > Playing with Virtual PC has potential to givre you hands on experience
    > with installation and configuration, which is helpful for any PC user.
    > (yes, your mama too).


    And this is where you really *fsuked* up. Again, there is no need for
    virtualization when working toward a simple MCDST cert. It is a waste of
    time.

    Now mutherfsuker....what about my mama?????

    I'll bet *your mama* is a cheating a$$fsuker just like you. Are you the
    milkman's little squirt? I just pray your computer eats itself with all the
    malware from the br@indumps you've installed too.

    > Builds confidence.


    Confidence? More like Confusion by the way you're talking.

    --
    Bigus Dickus
    Bigus Dickus, Feb 19, 2006
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  17. he, he... you guys are just too much.
    btw. what's the story with these names you use?
    Gorm Braarvig, Feb 19, 2006
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  18. Gorm Braarvig

    Bigus Dickus Guest

    "Gorm Braarvig" <> wrote in message
    news:%...
    > he, he... you guys are just too much.
    > btw. what's the story with these names you use?
    >
    >

    Google is your friend.....

    ....it's a Python thing

    --
    Bigus Dickus
    Bigus Dickus, Feb 19, 2006
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  19. > Google is your friend.....
    >
    > ...it's a Python thing
    >
    > --
    > Bigus Dickus


    No, it isn't
    Gorm Braarvig, Feb 19, 2006
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