Bouncing E-Mails Pops Chinese Satellite Out of the Sky

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Deadeye Sharpshooter, Jan 20, 2007.

  1. Just got a knock on my door with a "Special Delivery" letter from spooky guys
    in dark suits and even darker sunglasses. I did NOT answer. (Who wears hats
    these days anyway? It looks downright suspicious.) I did NOT open the
    letter. I think it's got poison in it. Or nano-transmitters that get into
    your brain when you inhale. I did get them on tape. Soon to be posted on
    YouTube. They are saying that I knocked some Chinese satellite right out of
    the sky by bouncing my E-Mails much too high.

    They talked to my neighbors. They said they leaked a story about about it
    being a missle test that did it. They will neither confirm nor deny. Now
    they want to talk to me. Then they got in a black helicopter over in the
    ballfield and left. For now. I need a place to hide. Never mind. I have a
    Halloween mask and wig. How are they going to get fingerprints from my E-
    Mail bouncer anyway? Long live the revolution. Keep on bouncing E-Mails
    back at the Chinese spammers. When bouncing E-Mail becomes illegal, only
    criminals will have E-Mail bouncers. The Korean spammers are going to get
    theirs next. Just wait and see.

    Stay tuned to YouTube for further instructions - and discount coupons.
    Deadeye Sharpshooter, Jan 20, 2007
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