About MCSE (job in Microsoft)

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by Sumeet Goel, Oct 29, 2004.

  1. Sumeet Goel

    Sumeet Goel Guest

    Sir,

    What are the procedures to get in Microsoft after doing
    MCSE couse?
     
    Sumeet Goel, Oct 29, 2004
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    Rowdy Yates Guest

    "Sumeet Goel" <> wrote in
    news:035701c4bda1$3eef21e0$:

    > Sir,
    >
    > What are the procedures to get in Microsoft after doing
    > MCSE couse?
    >


    once you get your certification paper and the lapel pin in the mail from
    Bill, you are free to go into any Microsoft office building and talk to
    anyone. No questions asked. You are part of the brotherhood, man!

    --
    Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
    http://www.mcngp.com/
    "Shhhh... Do you smell that? I think is't Albanian Goat Smegma!"
     
    Rowdy Yates, Oct 29, 2004
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    kpg Guest

    > once you get your certification paper and the lapel pin in the mail from
    > Bill, you are free to go into any Microsoft office building and talk to
    > anyone. No questions asked. You are part of the brotherhood, man!


    and it is SWEET!
     
    kpg, Oct 29, 2004
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  4. Immediately upon completion of MCSE, go to Redmond, WA and find Mr. Bill.
    Kiss his arse thoroughly and you will find out how valuable your MCSE cert is
    in his opinion!!!

    "Sumeet Goel" wrote:

    > Sir,
    >
    > What are the procedures to get in Microsoft after doing
    > MCSE couse?
    >
     
    =?Utf-8?B?Um9uYXRob3NwaWNl?=, Oct 29, 2004
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    Consultant Guest

    send a self addressed stamped envelope filled with powdered sugar and your
    resume

    "Sumeet Goel" <> wrote in message
    news:035701c4bda1$3eef21e0$...
    > Sir,
    >
    > What are the procedures to get in Microsoft after doing
    > MCSE couse?
     
    Consultant, Oct 29, 2004
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  6. Sumeet Goel

    Rowdy Yates Guest

    "kpg" <> wrote in news:eUeaZqbvEHA.1300
    @TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

    > and it is SWEET!


    sweet as apple pie!

    --
    Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
    http://www.mcngp.com/
    "Do you smell that? I think is't Albanian Goat Smegma!"
     
    Rowdy Yates, Oct 29, 2004
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  7. Sumeet Goel

    TechGeekPro Guest

    On Oct 29, 2004 at 10:58am "Rowdy Yates" blathered:

    > "kpg" <> wrote in news:eUeaZqbvEHA.1300
    > @TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:
    >
    >> and it is SWEET!

    >
    > sweet as apple pie!


    WARM apple pie! ;-)

    --
    TechGeekPro, MCNGP #36
    MCNGP.com - We're here to help!
    I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.
     
    TechGeekPro, Oct 29, 2004
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    Darrick West Guest

    Use words like embrace, and extend in your resume when posting to
    Monster.com

    "Sumeet Goel" <> wrote in message
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    > Sir,
    >
    > What are the procedures to get in Microsoft after doing
    > MCSE couse?
     
    Darrick West, Oct 29, 2004
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  9. "Sumeet Goel" <> wrote in message
    news:035701c4bda1$3eef21e0$...
    > Sir,
    >
    > What are the procedures to get in Microsoft after doing
    > MCSE couse?


    While I have a friend who works for Microsoft who does not hold a degree, he
    says it's almost impossible to get any decent kind of paying job at
    Microsoft these days without one.
     
    Brinson Gebblehoff, Nov 4, 2004
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  10. Sumeet Goel

    Doom Guest

    "Brinson Gebblehoff" <> wrote in message
    news:inwid.2750$...
    > "Sumeet Goel" <> wrote in message
    > news:035701c4bda1$3eef21e0$...
    >> Sir,
    >>
    >> What are the procedures to get in Microsoft after doing
    >> MCSE couse?

    >
    > While I have a friend who works for Microsoft who does not hold a degree,
    > he says it's almost impossible to get any decent kind of paying job at
    > Microsoft these days without one.
    >
    >
    >

    How much do they pay him to scrub toilets?
     
    Doom, Nov 4, 2004
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  11. "Doom" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    >
    > "Brinson Gebblehoff" <> wrote in message
    > news:inwid.2750$...
    >> "Sumeet Goel" <> wrote in message
    >> news:035701c4bda1$3eef21e0$...
    >>> Sir,
    >>>
    >>> What are the procedures to get in Microsoft after doing
    >>> MCSE couse?

    >>
    >> While I have a friend who works for Microsoft who does not hold a degree,
    >> he says it's almost impossible to get any decent kind of paying job at
    >> Microsoft these days without one.
    >>
    >>
    >>

    > How much do they pay him to scrub toilets?


    He has a pretty high tech, high paying position there, actually...
     
    Brinson Gebblehoff, Nov 5, 2004
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  12. Sumeet Goel

    catwalker63 Guest

    "Brinson Gebblehoff" <> prattled ceaslessly in
    news:psBid.13080$:

    > "Doom" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >>
    >> "Brinson Gebblehoff" <> wrote in message
    >> news:inwid.2750$...
    >>>
    >>> While I have a friend who works for Microsoft who does not hold a
    >>> degree, he says it's almost impossible to get any decent kind of
    >>> paying job at Microsoft these days without one.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>

    >> How much do they pay him to scrub toilets?

    >
    > He has a pretty high tech, high paying position there, actually...
    >
    >
    >


    D@mmit! Neil! JaR! Where are those fscking pliers!!!

    --
    Catwalker
    aka Pu$$y Feet
    BS, MCP
    MCNGP #43

    "Any idiot can face a crisis -- it's the day-to-day living that wears you
    out." Anton Chekhov
     
    catwalker63, Nov 5, 2004
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  13. Sumeet Goel

    Neil Guest

    incase you missed it catwalker63 <> said in
    news:Xns9597C44272B13catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

    > D@mmit! Neil! JaR! Where are those fscking pliers!!!
    >


    cripes, it's been so busy here lately, I've lost track of who had them
    last. but it wasn't me...

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    the "curious" hair on the soap of society
     
    Neil, Nov 5, 2004
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  14. Sumeet Goel

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

    > incase you missed it catwalker63 <> said in
    > news:Xns9597C44272B13catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:
    >
    >> D@mmit! Neil! JaR! Where are those fscking pliers!!!
    >>

    >
    > cripes, it's been so busy here lately, I've lost track of who had them
    > last. but it wasn't me...
    >


    Don't look at me! I think TBone had em last.

    JaR
    Innocent Thug
     
    JaR, Nov 5, 2004
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