A little humor...

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Unk, Sep 5, 2004.

  1. Unk

    Unk Guest

    Two boys were born on the same day, and they grew up together on the same
    block. One was Italian, and his father was a powerful Mafia hit-man.
    The other was Jewish, and his father was a wealthy Jewler.

    For their 16th birthday, the Italian father gave his son a 9mm Baretta and
    the Jewish father gave his son a solid gold Rolex wristwatch.
    Neither was very happy with their gift so they swapped them.

    The Italian boy runs home to show his father what he got for the gun.
    The father smacks him in the head and says, "Looka. Onea day you gonna
    finda nice girl. Maybe youa like thisa girl a lot. Maybe you evena marry
    her. Then onea day you coma homa and finda hera in beda wida noda man....
    Whata you gonna do? Point to youa watch and say 'How longa you gonna be?'"
     
    Unk, Sep 5, 2004
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  2. Unk

    Parko Guest

    Unk wrote:

    Q: What's green and brown and if it fell out of a tree it would probably
    kill you?
    A: A billiard table.

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    Parko
     
    Parko, Sep 5, 2004
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  3. Unk

    WormWood Guest

    "Parko" <> wrote in message
    news:k%z_c.20061$...
    > Unk wrote:
    >
    > Q: What's green and brown and if it fell out of a tree it would
    > probably kill you?
    > A: A billiard table.
    >

    Q. What's green and brown and ice skates?

    A. Peggy Phlegm
     
    WormWood, Sep 5, 2004
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  4. Unk

    Kenny Guest

    Q: What's green and eats nuts?
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    A: Syphillis
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    Kenny


    "Parko" <> wrote in message
    news:k%z_c.20061$...
    > Unk wrote:
    >
    > Q: What's green and brown and if it fell out of a tree it would probably
    > kill you?
    > A: A billiard table.
    >
    > --
    > Parko
     
    Kenny, Sep 5, 2004
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  5. WormWood wrote:

    > "Parko" <> wrote in message
    > news:k%z_c.20061$...
    >> Unk wrote:


    >> Q: What's green and brown and if it fell out of a tree it would
    >> probably kill you?
    >> A: A billiard table.


    > Q. What's green and brown and ice skates?


    > A. Peggy Phlegm


    Q. What's red and green and goes real fast?

    A. A frog in a blender.

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    Blinky Linux Registered User 297263

    Go Blue
     
    Blinky the Shark, Sep 5, 2004
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