911

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Johnny Phuckerfaster, Feb 27, 2005.

  1. Dispatcher: Nine-one-one what's the nature of your
    emergency?
    Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are
    only two minutes apart
    Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
    Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
    Johnny Phuckerfaster, Feb 27, 2005
    #1
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  2. Johnny Phuckerfaster

    Anthony m Guest

    lol

    "Johnny Phuckerfaster" <> wrote in message
    news:hD8Ud.10708$...
    > Dispatcher: Nine-one-one what's the nature of your
    > emergency?
    > Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are
    > only two minutes apart
    > Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
    > Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
    >
    >
    Anthony m, Feb 27, 2005
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  3. Johnny Phuckerfaster

    Jerry G. Guest

    That was very good!

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    Jerry G.
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    "Johnny Phuckerfaster" <> wrote in message
    news:hD8Ud.10708$...
    Dispatcher: Nine-one-one what's the nature of your
    emergency?
    Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are
    only two minutes apart
    Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
    Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
    Jerry G., Feb 27, 2005
    #3
  4. "It's all coming back to me now", said the drunk as he pissed into the wind.


    "Johnny Phuckerfaster" <> wrote in message
    news:hD8Ud.10708$...
    > Dispatcher: Nine-one-one what's the nature of your
    > emergency?
    > Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are
    > only two minutes apart
    > Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
    > Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
    >
    >
    FatBobRoundPants, Feb 27, 2005
    #4
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